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A-one, a-two, a-one-two-three-four! | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
# You love me, I love you | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
# Me and you, the Tip-Topper Two | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
# Me on the keys, you on kazoo | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
# Me and you, the Tip-Topper Two... # | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
Big solo, Nev - go! | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
NEV BLOWS HIS KAZOO | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
Nice work, Nev! | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
Dithering dingoes! You play a mean kazoo, Nev! | 0:00:39 | 0:00:43 | |
Crazy Keith! | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
Fancy dress party, is it? | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
No, Barney mate! Run your peepers over this! | 0:00:47 | 0:00:51 | |
Ta-dah! | 0:00:52 | 0:00:53 | |
-A fortune teller? You?! -You bet! | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
Oh, sparkly! | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
It's a job with a future that'll earn me a fortune. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
Say hello to Mr Keithio, the All Revealing! | 0:01:04 | 0:01:09 | |
Hello, Keithio. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:10 | |
Cross my paw with biccies and I'll tell you your futures. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:14 | |
Sorry, but we don't need to know our future. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
Too right, bro! | 0:01:17 | 0:01:18 | |
Hmm... I could foresee you saying that... | 0:01:18 | 0:01:22 | |
Hmm... | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
That's it, Bandit, I'm booting you out. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
I can't afford to keep you on my measly caretaker wage. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:31 | |
With the cream van kaput, | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
I'm not making money on my secret ice cream business. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:37 | |
Miaow! | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
SAD MUSIC PLAYS | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
Forget it! Now sling your claw and find somewhere else to live! | 0:01:41 | 0:01:46 | |
Miaow... | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
Miaow! | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
Plank? | 0:01:58 | 0:01:59 | |
-It's PRANK! -DOG BARKS | 0:01:59 | 0:02:03 | |
Quiet, Chops! | 0:02:03 | 0:02:04 | |
Good gravy, Plank! | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
You look as though you've had a fight with a much spreader! | 0:02:06 | 0:02:10 | |
Oh, yes...I've just been fixing, er... er... things, yes. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:16 | |
And I wish somebody would fix that rusty ice cream van outside. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:20 | |
-Whoever owns that should be locked up! -Yes. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:24 | |
DOG BARKS | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
Sshh, Chops! | 0:02:26 | 0:02:27 | |
You haven't seen my niece Melanie, have you? | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
She promised to dog-sit Chops for me while I go for a beauty makeover. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:35 | |
No... No, sirree, I haven't seen Melanie. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:42 | |
Sorry, Miss Barbara. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
-Miaow! DOG BARKS -Quiet, Chops! | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
Treat! | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
MUNCHING | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
BURP! | 0:02:53 | 0:02:54 | |
So, what exactly does Chops look like then? | 0:02:54 | 0:02:58 | |
Do you know, Plank, I can't remember. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
It seems so long ago | 0:03:01 | 0:03:02 | |
since my little doggie popped out to say, "Hello, Mumsie!" | 0:03:02 | 0:03:07 | |
He so loves his cosy little handbag. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
Seems for a furry little thing, it's the perfect place to live. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:15 | |
Miaow! | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
Anyway, Plank, haven't you got any work to do? | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
-DOG BARKS -Down, boy, cease! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
Behave yourself! Do as you're told! | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
Mad as a wasp sandwich. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
# Me on keys, you on kazoo... # | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
Big finish, Nev! | 0:03:33 | 0:03:34 | |
# Me and you, the Tip-Topper Two! # | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
Nice! Fancy a biscuit break? | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
Aye-aye, captain! Jam! Jammy biccie! | 0:03:44 | 0:03:48 | |
-BANGING ON DOOR -Open up! | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
Barbara! | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
Miaow! | 0:03:53 | 0:03:54 | |
Barbara, what a nice surprise! | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
I've been knocking for weeks | 0:03:57 | 0:03:58 | |
while you've been playing that hop hip replacement music. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:02 | |
NEV BLOWS KAZOO Miaow! | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
Nevvy doggie, I didn't see you there! | 0:04:04 | 0:04:08 | |
Woof-woof! | 0:04:08 | 0:04:09 | |
Actually, Nev's not a dog. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
As your cousin Melanie has let me down, | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
-could you look after Chops? -Well... | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
With another doggie, there shouldn't be a problem. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
He never leaves my bag. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:21 | |
-Oh. -Thank you. Bye! | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
I guess that's a yes then! | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
DOG SNARLS AND BARKS | 0:04:29 | 0:04:30 | |
I know what you're thinking, Nev - | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
a nice little tune to settle Chops down a bit, yeah? | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
# I love you, you love me | 0:04:36 | 0:04:40 | |
# Me and you, the tip-top two | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
# Hi there, Bandit | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
# Biscuits wackadoo | 0:04:44 | 0:04:45 | |
NEV BLOWS KAZOO # Not keen on Nev's kazoo | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
# You love me, I love you | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
# Me and you, the tip-top two... # | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
What's...that? | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
Wow, it must be Chops! | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
Hey! Did you like our little song? | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
CHOPS PANTS | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
I don't know why he sounded so mean in that bag. He's so cute! Yes! | 0:05:11 | 0:05:15 | |
Chopstick! | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
Now, Chops, I think you're hungry, aren't you? | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
You look like you want a treat. Let Uncle Barney sort you out. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:24 | |
How about a jammy treat? Would you like a biscuit? | 0:05:24 | 0:05:28 | |
No way, Jose! | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
Nev, we've got to share. We're gonna look after Chops | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
and so we're going to. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
CHOMPING | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
-BURP! -Uh-oh! | 0:05:37 | 0:05:38 | |
Mr Keith will see a spot of bother! Ulp! | 0:05:38 | 0:05:42 | |
Shall we go and get a biscuit, Chops? | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
-It's OK, I'm excited too. -Barney... | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
Er, Nev, have you been at the biscuits? | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
No-no-no-no! | 0:05:50 | 0:05:51 | |
Really? Chops, what do you think of a nice treat? | 0:05:51 | 0:05:55 | |
KNOCKING AT DOOR Someone at the door | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
Hungry! Oh, jam - mine! | 0:05:57 | 0:06:01 | |
-Hi, sorry I'm late. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
Aunt Barbara demanded I look after that spoiled mutt of hers. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:07 | |
Ha-ha! Smelanie! | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
Hi! | 0:06:09 | 0:06:10 | |
Oh, look at the 'ickle doggie! | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
Ohhh... | 0:06:14 | 0:06:15 | |
Hmm. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
-It's Chops. -What, the bad barker? | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
I never knew he was cutesie! | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
Smelanie! Smelanie! Smelanie! | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
Move over, Nev. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
-Hello, little one, aren't you gorgeous? -Yes, you are. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
Mel, could you look after Chops while I go to the shop? | 0:06:32 | 0:06:36 | |
I'm gonna get him some doggie treats. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
You'll want to let him explore round the flat. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:43 | |
-See you later! -Barney! Barney! | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
Smelanie! Smelanie! | 0:06:46 | 0:06:50 | |
Ohhh... | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
-Coo-ee! BANG! -Ow! | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
Do you mind? | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
I spy a little grease monkey! | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
I spy an annoying postie! | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
So...what's in your sack? | 0:07:06 | 0:07:10 | |
It's all for you, Mr Prank. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
Yeah - probably fan mail. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
There you go. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
Bills...bills... | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
All bills! | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
Funny - it doesn't say it's for Bill. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
-NEV SIGHS -Miss you, Barney. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
Miss you, Tip-Topper Two. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
Miaow! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:39 | |
NEV PLAYS TUNE ON KAZOO | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
MIAOW! | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
Feeling lonely... | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
Hmm? | 0:07:54 | 0:07:55 | |
I know, I know! Crazy Keith! | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
Crazy Keiiiiiiiiith! | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
If I don't get that van fixed soon and sell some ice cream, | 0:08:06 | 0:08:10 | |
Prank's Ices is gonna go out of business and I'll be on the street! | 0:08:10 | 0:08:14 | |
You ARE on the street! | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
Yes, I know. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
What you need is a gimmick - | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
someone or something to help sell your ice creams. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:25 | |
That's it - if I can't get the van to the people, | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
I'll bring the people to the van! | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
And I know the perfect woman... | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
You're right! For the first time, you're right! | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
That dog is the perfect gimmick to sell my ice cream. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:41 | |
PRANK CHUCKLES | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
Oh, isn't he divine? Hello! | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
CLANGING | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
Ohhhhhhhhh! | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
Ouch! | 0:08:55 | 0:08:56 | |
Love me, Crazy Keith! | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
Mystic Keithio, if you don't mind. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
The crystal ball said you'd come here. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
Mondo problemo. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
I see EVERYTHING... | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
You're being ignored for the cutest dog in the world. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
Everyone loves Chops and you're a bit of a scruffball! | 0:09:13 | 0:09:17 | |
But I'm still here for you! | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
Let's look and see what the future holds! | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
CRAZY KEITH GASPS | 0:09:24 | 0:09:25 | |
The mists... They are a-clearing... | 0:09:25 | 0:09:29 | |
I see you, Nev... looking rich...famous... | 0:09:30 | 0:09:35 | |
surrounded by a popular crowd. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
Hmmm... They love you! | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
Hmm. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:42 | |
Oh, adorable, adorable, adorable... | 0:09:42 | 0:09:46 | |
See, Nevvy? You're going to be adored, | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
even by old Angrypants! | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
Confused. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
Course you are, Nevvy. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
But Mystic Keithio knows exactly what this means. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
Cuter than Chops you must be. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
Then love you again they will, you'll see! | 0:10:03 | 0:10:07 | |
Shabbidi-yeah! | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
You need to dress cutely. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
Doris won't mind if you use her cast-offs. I wear them all the time! | 0:10:11 | 0:10:15 | |
Don't I, love? Yep! | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
Time for a Nev makeover - to out-cute the Chops. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:22 | |
What a little smasher! | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
Ooh! Why, thank you! | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
Not you, I was talking about Chops. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
Put those bills in there. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
Little Chopsy - oh, he's adorable, adorable, adorable, cute, gorgeous! | 0:10:37 | 0:10:45 | |
Hmm... Chops loved, not me. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:50 | |
Where is he? It's that bear. He's here somewhere. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:54 | |
Bloomin' allergy! | 0:10:54 | 0:10:55 | |
Here I am! | 0:10:55 | 0:10:56 | |
Ah-choo! | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
Bear! What are you wearing? | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
You look ridiculous. Shift! | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
Ohhh... | 0:11:05 | 0:11:06 | |
And you can shift an' all! | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
Hello, Postie! | 0:11:10 | 0:11:11 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
Hmm. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
Seems for a furry little thing, it's the perfect place to live. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:32 | |
BANDIT CACKLES | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
Miaow! | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
Who's the cutest dog in the world? It's you! Yes, it is. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
You stay there, I'm gonna get a glass of water. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
CHOPS BARKS | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
-Miaow! -Oh no, you're not going back in there. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
CHOPS CONTINUES BARKING | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
Aunt Barbara is coming back soon | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
and I want her to see me looking after you, just like she asked. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:04 | |
Thought I heard our yappy little friend. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
What do you want, Plank? | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
Same as you usually do - to be in Aunt Barbara's good books. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:15 | |
She was very angry you were late for your dog-sitting. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:19 | |
Go on. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:20 | |
What better way to make it up to her than a gift from you | 0:12:20 | 0:12:24 | |
of some lovely photos of Chops here? | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
What a gorgeous, lovely, cutie poochie-poo! | 0:12:27 | 0:12:31 | |
Well, I suppose it would be cool. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
Great! I'll have the mutt back with you in an hour. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
Ah-choo! | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
Come on, Bonzo. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
Miaow! | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
You were wise to return, Nevvy. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
Waaaah... Waaaaah... | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
Waaaaaaaaaaaah... | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
Now, what does the crystal ball foresee? | 0:12:58 | 0:13:02 | |
Aaaah! | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
What's that? | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
It's all right - it's only a bit of me dinner! | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
Now, let me see... | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
Ah... I see it won't be long | 0:13:11 | 0:13:15 | |
before you are the only one, Nevvy! | 0:13:15 | 0:13:18 | |
Shabbidi-yeah! | 0:13:18 | 0:13:19 | |
No Chops here. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
Shabbidi-yeah! | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
Treats galore for you! | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
Confused. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:29 | |
Return Chops to the bag you must, | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
then you and you alone will be loved and fussed... | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
over. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
Hmm, confused. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
Ach! They love ya, Nev. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
I tell ya - this ball's never wrong. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:45 | |
Go for it, buddy! | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
Ah, not so fast, Nevvy. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
How do you plan to get Chops back in the bag? | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
Hmm... I dunno. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
Exactly! But fear not - Mystic Keithio has the answer! | 0:13:54 | 0:14:00 | |
Voila - my patented dog-o-fetcher. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
No pooch can resist chasing a ball fired from this little beauty. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:11 | |
Chops will chase our ball all the way back into the handbag. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:15 | |
Nice catch, Nevvy! | 0:14:21 | 0:14:22 | |
Hmm. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
Come on, doggie, lick the ice cream! | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
There'll be queuing down the street for Prank's Ice Cream! | 0:14:28 | 0:14:32 | |
Come on, Chops, work the ice cream. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
Beg for it, hot doggie! | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
There's something wrong with this... | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
Psst! Chops! Fetch, boy! | 0:14:41 | 0:14:42 | |
-CHOPS BARKS -Oi! Come here! | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
-Come here, Chops! -Ner-ner-ner-ner-ner! | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
Aaaaah! | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
Miaow! | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
Chops! Jump! | 0:14:58 | 0:14:59 | |
NEV LAUGHS | 0:15:00 | 0:15:04 | |
No problemo! | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
BANDIT CACKLES | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
-Hmm, easy peasy! -DOOR CLOSES | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
Smelanie! | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
-Hey, Nev. Has Plank brought Chops back yet? -Hmm... | 0:15:20 | 0:15:24 | |
I'm missing that dog already, aren't you? | 0:15:24 | 0:15:27 | |
He's so cute! | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
Hmm... Here I am. Kissy-kissy! | 0:15:29 | 0:15:32 | |
Chops! Chops! | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
Chops! Chops, come here! | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
Here... Here you are, Melanie, here. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:41 | |
I was just, er, leaving. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
You've lost Chops. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:47 | |
Not entirely, no, he's-he's here somewhere. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:52 | |
What a Plank! We've got to find him before Aunt Barbara gets back. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:57 | |
Yes, erm... | 0:15:57 | 0:15:58 | |
Shabbidi-yeah! | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
No Chops here! | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
Shabbidi-yeah! | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
Treats galore for you. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:07 | |
Chops... | 0:16:07 | 0:16:08 | |
Like, thanks for the help, Nev. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
Don't you care about Chops? | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
-NEV SNIFFS -Not loved... Not wanted... | 0:16:17 | 0:16:21 | |
Mystic Keithio! | 0:16:25 | 0:16:26 | |
Sorry to barge in, Nev. Wanna see the future? | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
There's an emergency reading coming on. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
Oh, my lovely little hero Nevvy doggie. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:40 | |
You saved my Chops! How can I ever repay you? | 0:16:40 | 0:16:44 | |
Confused. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
Venture deep into the bag. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
From inside, you then must drag | 0:16:51 | 0:16:54 | |
Auntie Barbara's Chops set free. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
A hero loved by all you'll be. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:02 | |
Nev, this is your destiny. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
Hmmm... | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
Third time lucky, eh? | 0:17:07 | 0:17:08 | |
Aye-aye, captain. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
Good luck, Nevvy! | 0:17:11 | 0:17:12 | |
You show 'em where Chops is | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
and you'll be the blue hairy hero of the hour. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
-Chops! -Chops! -Chops! | 0:17:16 | 0:17:19 | |
-Chops! -Where are ya? | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
Ooh, the bag! What about the bag? | 0:17:21 | 0:17:24 | |
-Get out the way, bear! -CRASH! | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
We would have heard him barking. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
It's no good. Chops is lost. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:34 | |
What?! | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
Ohhhhhh! | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
But I've just bought all these doggie treats. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:42 | |
Call the police, Plank - NOW! | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
If Chops is out there, our boys will find him. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:50 | |
Right, let's go over this again, shall we? | 0:17:50 | 0:17:54 | |
Mr Plank... | 0:17:54 | 0:17:55 | |
It's Prank - P-R-A-N-K, not PLANK. | 0:17:55 | 0:18:02 | |
Mr PLANK... | 0:18:03 | 0:18:04 | |
you were taking a photograph of said missing dog in your flat | 0:18:04 | 0:18:09 | |
when he chased a ball into this flat. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
But when you entered this flat, he was gone. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:14 | |
Yes, gone. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
Miss Melanie... | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
you didn't see said dog in this flat, | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
you only saw the blue bear. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
Mr Harwood, sir, | 0:18:26 | 0:18:27 | |
you were out shopping...for treats. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:31 | |
Yeah, Chocky-Wocky Chunk Chomps. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
Is this getting us anywhere, Officer? | 0:18:33 | 0:18:37 | |
No-one is above suspicion, madam. Not even you. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:42 | |
In fact, I put it to you | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
that you were ALL responsible in part for this crime. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:48 | |
ALL: What?! | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
I put it to you that Chops, a defenceless dog, | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
became the victim of his own bark - | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
a bark which you all wanted to silence! | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
Outrageous! | 0:18:58 | 0:18:59 | |
THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
NEV BLOWS KAZOO | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
I know, I know! | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
Nev, do you know where Chops is? | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
Do I, bro? | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
Well, I knew it was you all along, blue bear, | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
I just needed to flush you out into the open. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
Right, you're nicked! | 0:19:19 | 0:19:20 | |
Oh! Frightened! | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
-MUFFLED: -Can't catch me! | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
You can't evade the law forever! | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
Bear, do you hear me? | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
I have this bag completely surrounded! | 0:19:30 | 0:19:35 | |
Chops! Chopstick! | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
Chops! | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
Poor Chops. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
Chops! Chops? | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
NEV GASPS | 0:19:47 | 0:19:48 | |
Hmm, poor Chops. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:51 | |
HISSING | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
Uh-oh. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:56 | |
Miaaaaow! | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
NEV SCREAMS | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
Everybody stand back, nothing to see here. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:08 | |
Nev, come out! | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
-Can't catch me! -BARKING AND SNARLING | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
Listen, it's Chops. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
BARKING Miaow! | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
And that sounds like Bandit. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
SNARLING Miaow! | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
Miaow... SNARLING CONTINUES | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
What's that manky cat doing in my handbag with my Chopsie? | 0:20:23 | 0:20:27 | |
Hasn't he got his own home to go to? PLANK! | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
Dear oh dear oh dear... | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
BANDIT CACKLES | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
NEV PLAYS THE KAZOO | 0:20:39 | 0:20:42 | |
That's Nev playing the kazoo. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
Bandit hates the kazoo. Nice plan, Nev! | 0:20:53 | 0:20:57 | |
Miaaaaaow! BARKING AND KAZOO CONTINUE | 0:20:57 | 0:21:01 | |
MIAAAAAAAOW! | 0:21:01 | 0:21:04 | |
Waaaaah! | 0:21:04 | 0:21:05 | |
Get off, Bandit! | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
Baba! | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
Here I am. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
Come to Mumsie! | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
Oh, my lovely little hero Nevvy doggie, | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
you saved my Chops! How can I ever repay you? | 0:21:18 | 0:21:22 | |
I'm sure Hero Nev will think of something! | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
Too right, bro. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:26 | |
To push you on, why not have some of these treats? | 0:21:26 | 0:21:30 | |
You've earned it, mate. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
-Well done. -Hooray for Nevvy! | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
Yes, well done. Round of applause for Nev. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:38 | |
Yippee! | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
ICE CREAM VAN JINGLE PLAYS | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
Sounds like Mr Prank's got the ice cream van fixed, | 0:21:43 | 0:21:46 | |
thanks to you, Nev. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
Although Aunt Barbara did think | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
the fan belt you wanted for saving Chops was a bit odd. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
Aye-aye, captain. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
If you thought I was ignoring you, I wasn't. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
It's just that Chops is cute. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
Love you, Barney. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:01 | |
'Ello, fellers! | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
Hey, Nevvy, how do you fancy another reading? | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
NEV SCREAMS | 0:22:09 | 0:22:10 |