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It's OK, there you are. These are heavy.

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OK... OK, we're good.

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-Ooh.

-Ooh.

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-OK, One...

-Three...

-Two...

-Two...

-Three...

-One.

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Oh, you know what, mate? I'm so excited.

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Me and you out there in the wilderness

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with nothing but tents for protection.

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-Yeah...

-Just like real men.

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PHONE RINGS

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Ooh, that scared me. You say goodbye to Keith and I'll get the phone.

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OK.

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PHONE RINGS

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Hello.

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-Hello, Boss...

-Keith!

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Oh...

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What? Now?

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Is it important, though?

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Oh...

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Crazy Keith?

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Crazy Keith!

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Hmm...

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Oh.

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Do-do-do...

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Crazy Keith.

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Crazy Keith?

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Oh...

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(Echoing) Crazy Keith!

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Crazy Keith!

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Oh! Hang on, Nevvy boy.

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I'll be with you in just a mo.

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As I said, I did have plans, but it can't be helped.

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If you need me there, it's fine.

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Don't worry. I'll be there as soon as I can.

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Ooh!

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Phew! Escaping a plughole when it's been locked up ain't easy.

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Confused.

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Didn't I tell you? I'm locking all my entrance holes to the lair.

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My lair's out of bounds to everyone but Doris and me.

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We're having a lovely romantic weekend just the two of us.

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OK.

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Yeah, I'm thinking of popping the question!

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Gotta go. Oh, I nearly forgot. What did you want me for?

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Um, nothing, never mind. Bye, Keith.

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Oh. See ya!

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Mate, I'm really sorry. I've got to go to work.

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Camping trip's off.

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Oh...nuendo problemo.

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I know, but we'll go some other time.

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I'm sorry.

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Oh... OK.

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I'll tell you what. I've got an idea.

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Why don't you set up camp here in the flat?

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It won't be the same, but it'll still be fun.

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Hmm... Feeling lonely.

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Plus, there's more room in the tent without me.

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Jibedee-ah!

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Oh, OK then. Bye, Nev.

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I want to hear all about your camping adventures when I get back.

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-OK, Nev?

-Bye, Barney.

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Oh, no, the door's stuck again.

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I told Mr Prank it still wasn't right.

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Mr Prank, are you out there? Can you let me out, please?

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Ooh! Sorry, Mr Barney, sir!

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-What seems to be the problem?

-Thanks, Mr Prank.

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-The door's still sticking, will you have another look, please?

-Yes.

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I've got to go. See you later, Nev. Have fun... Nev?

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Love you, Barney.

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-See you later.

-Bye, Mr Barney, sir.

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Fix that...

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Yeah, take that... Work that should have been done.

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-I don't know...

-HE SNEEZES

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Ooh!

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Ow! Where are you?

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-Oh!

-HE GRUMBLES

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-Hmm-hmm-hmm...

-Ow! I want a word... Wow! A tent!

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Jibedee-ah!

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The great outdoors. That takes me back a bit, I can tell you.

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Ooh... Oooh, here.

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Dib, dib, dib, bear!

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AAAGH!

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I was a Scout once and I'm up for a bit of outdoorsy-type fun.

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I'll be in charge.

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Uh-oh.

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TOILET FLUSHES

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-There...

-Doo-doo-doo.

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What are you doing in here, bear?

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Right, camp chores.

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Duty number one - go and clean the toilet.

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-Can't make me.

-Yes, I can. I'm the Scout master.

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You've got to do your duty. Dib, dib, dib.

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-Dib, dib, bleurgh!

-NEV BLOWS RASPBERRY

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Right, bear, get out there else I'll have your fur for a flannel.

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Arrgh!

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Coo-eee!

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Barbara.

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Mr Prank, are you here?

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You still haven't fixed my wonky pipes!

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Ooh! Is that a tent?

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Mine.

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Yes, Miss Barbara, sir... Er, ma'am.

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Yes, I was just putting it up for the bear - dib, dib, dib.

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Bear?

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-You mean dog? Some Boy Scout if you can't tell the difference!

-Bear.

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Woof woof, Barbara.

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Hello, Nevvy Wevvy.

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Oh, deary deary me.

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This tent is a disaster.

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You clearly need a Girl Guide's touch.

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As luck would have it, I was on my way to Girl Guide reunion.

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No way, Jose!

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Yeah, but Girl Guides are only good at making cakes. Scouts rule!

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Scouts only "dib, dib, dib" all day.

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I'll go and get my book of extremely complicated knots.

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Then I'll show you how it's done.

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Prank, the door's stuck.

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Does nothing work in these flats? Fix it!

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I haven't got my tools with me.

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I thought Scouts were always prepared?

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Come along, man, open the door. Chop, chop.

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HE GRUMBLES

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No, it's no good. I'm sorry, Miss Barbara, sir...

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Er, ma'am.

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-We could be stuck here together for a while.

-Oh!

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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! Oh, Crazy Keith!

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Ha ha! Keithy boy, you are the bear!

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Oh! This lock-in is going to be just perfect, Doris love.

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A few minutes, and all will be revealed!

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Streuth! I hope it works.

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It took ages to connect the lights to the electricity upstairs.

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Wow! Woo hoo!

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Ha ha ha!

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And...ta da!

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What do you think, doll?

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Oh, bonza!

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I knew you'd love it.

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Oh!

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There is bad weather on the way.

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Flickering lights, they do warn ye,

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that soon there'll be a great big storm-ee.

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Uh oh!

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Oh..

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Let me out of here!

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THUNDER RUMBLES

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Oh! Oh!

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Poor Nevvy,

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there is a storm coming, and it'll be here by the third lightning strike.

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We need supplies.

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Woof woof!

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Foraging for food is what Girl Guides do best.

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Now, think Barbara, think.

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Where would a squirrel hide his nuts in this place?

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Well, speaking as a Scout,

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I think the first place we should look is in the fridge.

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Oh, well, if you want to go for the easy option...

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Admit it, I'm a better survivor than you.

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Right, let's eat!

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Oh, dear.

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Hmmm, nothing.

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We might as well eat everything.

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It's not like anyone'll be trapped and hungry here while we're away.

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Too right.

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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

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Now let's see what we've foraged.

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Nev has got an apple core,

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I've got a toffee...

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Yucky!

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We need to make this last. Even that mouldy old sandwich.

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I found that!

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Ham and jam. It's quite nice, actually.

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Yum yum!

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Boy Scouts have no discipline when it comes to food.

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Actually, we Boy Scouts know that hunger is all in the mind.

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TUMMY RUMBLES

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Is that thunder?

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Oh! Is that lightning?

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The storm can't be far away.

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This time, let us count the seconds to the next thunder rumble,

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then we'll know how close it is.

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-One cabbages.

-One Mississippi.

-Two cabbages.

-Two Mississippi.

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It's cabbages, not Mississippi!

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Don't you know anything, Prank?

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The storm's almost here.

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Quick, let's peg down. Into the tent, quick!

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Lucky that I fixed that tent.

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What would you do without me?

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Have a good time, perhaps?

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Ham and jam? Urgh!

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Quick! In we get, come on! Hurry up! Come on!

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Now, let's get this billabong all warmed up.

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I plumbed it into Barney's heating system.

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They'll never know!

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Love is in the air!

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Ah!

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What the dill?!

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Ah!

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Er...

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Doris?

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My Sheila?

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My lovely?

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There's...er...

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something I want to ask you.

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No, you're right.

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It can wait.

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For a bit.

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RADIATOR CREAKS

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Can't you move over, Prank?

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Give Nevvy a little more room.

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Woof woof!

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If I move over any further, Bear, I'll be outside the tent.

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Precisely.

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FARTING

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Prank, that's disgusting!

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It wasn't me, it was the bear.

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I mean dog.

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Woof woof!

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That's it! Blame little Nev, you disgusting little man!

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FARTING

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Nevvy!

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See? I told you it was the bear.

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I mean dog.

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Oh!

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I'm not sleeping in here, I'm sleeping outside.

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Oh! That is a stinker.

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I'm on my way out too, Nevvy.

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Ha ha! Jibedee-ah!!

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Oh!

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It's freezing out here!

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Now then, where would a man of the wild make his bed?

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Well if it was me, the first thing I would do is...

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grab Barney's bed in the bedroom!

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Well, yeah, I suppose if you want the easy option, yeah.

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Sleep tight, Prank!

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I'm just going to stay out here in the wild,

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like a real man!

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THUNDER CRASHES

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HOWLING

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Move over, I'm coming back in!

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No, no, no, no, no!

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Tough! It's freezing out there.

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And no more parping, Bear.

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OK, Mr Angry Pants.

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A great day! Definitely one to remember, eh, doll?

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Just the right sort of day

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for me to ask you something of great importance.

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You ready?

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Will you...

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I mean, w...

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Would you...

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Doris Donovan Minogue,

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please... DRUM ROLL

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please be...kind enough to let me buy a new barbecue?

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Phew! I said it!

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Oh, come on, Doris!

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My old one's a right rust bucket.

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Oh!

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LIGHTS CRACKLE

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PRANK SNORES

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Sleepy bear.

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Uh oh!

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Oh! Oh, I think I need the toilet.

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Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah, I definitely do!

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Get me out the sleeping bag, Bear!

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Oh!

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Cor! I'm freezing out here.

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Cor!

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LIGHTS CRACKLE

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Arghhhh!

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Hmm, yes, Bill Oddie.

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I love you, too.

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Arghhhh!

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What was that?

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Ah! Oh!

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What's making that...that...terrible...

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terrible noise?! Oh!

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Oh, it's freezing.

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Oh! Oh!

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Arghh!

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Oh! Oh!

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Good gravy, a monster! Arghhh!

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Nev, wake up, wake up!

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Help!

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-Frightened.

-Ah!

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Oh! Stupid sleeping bag!

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Nothing but trouble.

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Oh!

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Oh dear, that's my stomach.

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Oh, Nevvy, I think I'll have to go to the toilet.

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Something to do with that mouldy ham and jam sandwich.

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Oh! I'll just take this toffee for sustenance. I'll be back soon, Nevvy.

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Uh! Just me.

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Tip-toperoo!

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NEV SNORES

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Why can't I have a barbecue?

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Oh! Don't ignore me, Doris girl.

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You know I hate it when you do that.

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What? I'll give you some space.

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Have a think about it, and we'll talk about it later.

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Wackadoo! Women!

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Back to that stinky tent with that stinky bear.

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SHE MOANS

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What's that?

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A monster!

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Arghhhhh!

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Got it! I've caught the monster!

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There's no point you struggling.

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Captured by the great Prank!

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Can't scare me.

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Ow!

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Miss Barbara, sir...er, ma'am. It's you!

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Of course it's me!

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Ow!

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But there is a monster. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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There is no monster.

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Shhh! What was that?

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What's that?

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Every man for himself.

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Arghhhh!

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He he he!

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Funny!

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-Oh, Nevvy boy, I like the tent!

-Yeah-yeah, love you, Crazy Keith!

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Oh man, I'm glad to see you.

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Me and Doris had a big bust up.

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Wanna join me in the bubbling billabong below?

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Talk some Nevvy sense into her?

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Aye aye, Captain.

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Good man.

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Arghhh!

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Nevvy, Nevvy, get the monster, quick!

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Are you there? Attack!

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Get the monster! There's a good doggy.

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Nevvy?

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Prank, Nevvy's gone.

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Arghhhh!

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I bet the monster's eaten him.

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Oh, poor Nevvy wevvy.

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Bet he didn't make a very satisfactory meal.

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I bet we're next on the menu.

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They say monsters are particularly fond of Boy Scouts.

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Once a whole pack went missing.

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Only the woggles were found.

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Arghhh!

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We're monster food! We're monster food!

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Arghhhhh!

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THEY SIGH

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Doris must have gone off in a strop.

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This is bonza, eh, Nevvy boy?

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Just us geezers.

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Too right, bro!

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FARTING

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Oh!

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Ha ha ha!

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That's got the billabong bubbling!

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That'll be the electricity blown, then.

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I never thought we'd go this way.

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A life cut short in it's prime.

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So young.

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So beautiful.

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Thank you, Prank.

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I meant me, actually.

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Well, you as well, of course, yeah.

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It's tragic.

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He's here. The monster's coming.

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I say, let's have one last attempt to try to catch it.

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What, you mean go out fighting?

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On the count of three.

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Right.

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Who's counting?

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-We'll do it together.

-Right.

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-One Mississippi.

-One cabbages.

-Two Mississippi.

-Two cabbages.

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-Three Mississippi.

-Three cabbages. Go! Got to get him!

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Arghhhhh!

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I got it! I caught the monster!

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I'm a hero!

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Well, technically, I got it.

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Well... Well done to both of us. We caught a monster and we're not dead.

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Yes, you're right. We make a wonderful team!

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THEY LAUGH

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Excuse me? Can someone let me out, please?

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-Monster's don't usually speak English, do they?

-No.

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All right, Barbara. Mr Prank. What's going on?

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Prank thought you were a monster.

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-I told him not to be so ridiculous.

-You said that you...

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Haven't you got any caretaking to do? Mr Couldn't-Care-Less-Taker?

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Obviously there's a problem with the heating.

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Yeah, it is freezing in here.

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Yeah, all right.

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Oh, Mr Prank?

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Yes, Mr Barney, sir?

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-Don't forget to fix the door lock.

-Door lock, yeah.

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You look like you've been there for ages.

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I bet you're starving. Shall I fix you up a nice toastie?

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Ham and jam? How does that sound?

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Excuse me, no thank you.

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Ah! Oh! Ah!

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FARTING

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FARTING

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It's a shame we missed the trip, but this is brilliant, isn't it?

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-Home camping. Everyone should try this.

-Too right.

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Night, mate.

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Night night, Barney.

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SIZZLING

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Keith!

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Oh yeah. Sounds like Keith's using the barbecue Doris got him.

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Oh, smells like sizzling prawns.

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-Mmmm, yum, yum.

-Ooh!

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Midnight feast, Nev?

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-Now, please!

-Race you to the fridge.

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Empty.

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Empty? Have you eaten everything?

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FARTING

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Oh, mate! That smells...

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That smells like ham and jam.

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Too right, bro!

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FARTING

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Oh! That one doesn't!

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