Comedy series starring Nev the bear. Barney goes to Egypt and Prank moves in to look after Nev. Prank makes a mess of the flat and plans to blame Nev.
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Nev, have you seen my swimming goggles? Nev!
It's me! Barney, Barney. Holiday!
I'm sorry. You can't come with me.
It's a work trip and they've only given me one ticket.
Hm. You'll get lonely.
I know, but it's only for two days. I'll get you a present.
A helicopter? I was thinking more a t-shirt. We'll see.
-I've asked Beatrice to look after you.
-But she's visiting her granny, so I asked Aunt Barbara.
She's getting her hair done - it takes four days apparently.
-So we're gonna have to ask...
Well, no, I was thinking more... Caretaker Prank.
-I know you're not the best of friends,
but you're gonna need a responsible adult to...
Oh, Nev! I packed that really neatly as well.
Come on. This will be a chance for you to get to know Mr Prank better.
And I'd feel better knowing you weren't here on your own.
Come on, Then. Let's go and ask him.
look. When he answers the door be nice to him.
Otherwise he won't agree to look after you.
Oh, hello, Mr Barney, sir. What a pleasant surprise.
What brings you all the way from... over there?
Um, well, um... I need to ask you a favour.
-I'm going away for a couple of days.
-I'm going to Egypt...
Presenting a TV show and I need someone to look after the flat.
-Afraid not. Far too busy. Sorry.
Hang on a minute...
Two days? This weekend? Oh yes, sir. Of course!
-Great. I need someone to look after Nev, as well.
-Neville the bear?
Hello, Mr Angry Pants.
-He's normally OK on his own...
-..someone needs to pop in and make sure he's OK.
-That shouldn't be a problem, sir.
-After all... Achoo! He's never any trouble, is he?
-Are you OK?
-Oh, yeah. Choo!
I'm not allergic to blue bears or anything.
I've just got a slight cold.
OK. That's great, then. Thank you very much.
-My pleasure, Mr Barney, sir!
-Bye. Choo! Bear!
-What a lovely guy. He said yes -
-despite your messing about.
OK. I've got a list of treats for Nev.
We need to wash behind the ears.
-He likes it when you sing to him.
-Rhythm and Blues.
-The very same.
Not too much TV - and never feed him after midnight.
-OK, Mr Barney. That's fine.
You go off and enjoy yourself and don't work too hard.
I'll try not to.
-Nev, behave yourself for Mr Prank. All right, mate.
-I'll see you in a couple of days.
-Love you, Barney.
-Love you too, mate.
-Goodbye, Mr Barney, sir.
Right. It's just you and me, Bear. Achoo!
-You probably think I'm going to come chasing after you
and pull you apart stitch by stitch.
Agh! Well, I'm not. You can do whatever you like.
I don't care.
I agreed to look after you for one reason alone -
so I can watch Mr Barney's television.
You've got The Astronaut Channel in your flat, Bear.
They're showing a special Space Trek marathon all weekend.
Oh. Oh. Heh.
Oh, yes, that's better. Yes. Oh, oh, oh!
-Space Trek! The complete fifth series!
You keep out of my way, Bear, and we'll get on just fine.
Do-do-do. Do-do-do-do. Oh!
Oh, yes, I forgot to mention, I brought Bandit the cat with me!
No point wasting my good food
when he can eat yours! Ha-ha!
One other thing, Bear. If this flat's a mess when Mr Barney gets back,
and it will be, I'll make sure you get all the blame.
What's that, Mr Barney? A messy flat? I don't know how that happened.
When I looked in it was spotless.
-It must that bear that makes all the mess.
Miss you, Barney.
Dooh, dooh! Take that, Overlord...!
..Oh, run, oh...
..no, no, no...
..and leave the door open so I don't have to get up for the next delivery.
Belch! Ah, Space Trek!
Try that again, Bear and I'll eat you on pizza!
NEV BLOWS RASPBERRY
Whoa! Oh! Ah.
Crazy Keith! Coming!
What do you reckon, Doris?
Do these swimming goggles make me look intrepid?
-They do, don't they?
Ha-ha! Hi there, Nevvy!
Is that pizza I can smell?
Sure is, Crazy Keith.
I'm all for comfort food at times like this! Any left for me?
Ah, well, I guess it's not me that needs comfortin', huh?
Yeah. Me a little lonely.
Can't sleep? Miss Barney, eh?
Too right, bro.
What about Angry Pants? Huh!
Pow, pow! The clawed toenail! Ha-ha!
Struth! Gotta hand it to him. That guy sure knows how to slob out.
Tell you what you should do, Nevvy. You should take a holiday too.
Yeah. As it happens Doris and I
have been planning a little trip for some time.
You can come with us if you like.
-Is that all right, doll?
-I think that was a yes!
Ha-ha! It's a ballooning expedition.
We've got the balloons, the basket -
-We're all ready to take to the skies!
What do you say, Nevvy?
Bonza! Pack your trunk and we'll see you back here ready for lift off!
Ha-ha! Good on you, mate!
A... A... A... A...
Ha-ha! Just secure that there and...
Ah! Ready to go?
Three, two, one.
Cast off, Nevvy!
-We're floatin', Doris!
-Gently, now. Gently.
Keep it down, Nevvy. We don't want Angry Pants to see us.
-Ha-ha! Don't recognise me, do you, Bandit?
My name's Crazy Keith and I'm twice as tough as you!
-I can't go any faster, Nev. I can't control this thing.
-We just go how and where the wind takes us!
Stop your whining, Bandit!
If you're hungry, go and eat that bear!
-What an adventure! Ha-ha!
-Too right, bro.
-We could go anywhere in this thing.
We could see the world - Mexico, India, Bognor...
-Ah! What a view!
So, what can you see, Nev?
Here you go. Why not have a look at the map?
Meanwhile, I've brought along some scientific equipment to do...
some experiments with. Heh-heh!
Now...according to my calculations,
we're cruising at an altitude of 12,000 feet
and currently on our way down the High Street.
Yeah, this is definitely the High Street!
Look, there's the florist, right, Nevvy?
And that of course is the local swimming baths!
-You're studying that map very closely, Nev.
What can you see?
Nothing! I can't see!
Bear! You're very quiet in that bedroom.
Not planning anything, are you?
Just stay in there and behave yourself, will you?
Ahh. This is the life.
Oh, wackadoo! So it is!
Egypt. The Great Pyramids.
Ancient, mysterious and beautiful.
-It's almost as if you can hear them calling out.
'Let's take a five-minute break, everyone. Thank you.'
Barney! Up here, man!
That sounded like Nev!
I think it must be the heat. Can I get a glass of water?
-Up here, mate!
Oh...miss you, Barney.
Ah, no good, Nev. He's missed us. Shame.
-We could have given him a lift home.
Speaking of home, I wonder how Angry Pants is getting on without you?
Bear! I'm going for a little nap!
I'll be back for more Space Trek later.
And don't think I'm tidying any of this up!
Where have you got to, Bear?
I expect the cat's eaten him. Good riddance, too, I say.
I'll just tell Mr Barney that young Neville's run off to join the circus.
I say. This is nice and soft!
I suppose if there's no-one else here to sleep in it
I might as well make myself comfy!
Ahh! Beautiful sight, isn't it, Doris?
Not as beautiful as your eyes.
Nev! I, er, thought you were asleep.
-No way, Jose.
-I was just telling Doris that, er...
We're about to cross the border between Vietnam and China.
Slight miscalculation there, buddy.
-Here we are!
-Yeah. Home sweet home, Nevvy.
Is it just me, or is this balloon losing height?
Hang on, Nevvy.
Ah...ah! We're definitely sinking, buddy.
All those pizza boxes remind me. We've not had a bite to eat all day!
-Let's catch ourselves some tucker, buddy!
Oh, never mind.
-What's that noise, Nevvy?
Sounds like the drains are about to explode!
-And in YOUR bed!
What a liberty.
Whoa! Looks like I've caught something! It's a whopper!
I've got to get out of here, Nevvy!
-I can't have Angry Pants wake up and see me!
-It's not working, Nevvy!
-We're in a tricky situation here.
-Too right, bro!
And we're losing height fast!
Any more of this and we'll land on his great snoring schnozz!
-Oh dear oh dear oh dear!
-We've got to lose ballast!
Throw out anything heavy.
Keep the noise down, Nevvy! Don't want to wake him!
It's no good, Nev, we're still losing height!
We're too heavy! One of us will have to jump.
-You'll be OK, mate.
There's a nice soft bed to cushion the fall
-and I can hardly ask Doris. She's too ladylike.
Go for it, Nevvy!
-Crikey! It's Bandit!
-It's a tricky one. There must be another way out of here.
-Let me get my torch.
ANGRY PANTS MUTTERS
I said who's...? Aliens!
It's aliens, innit? Just like on Space Trek!
Aliens?! What's he talking about?
What planet are you from?
Come in peace? What's...?
Oh, I get it! Watch this, Nevvy!
-I am the supreme overlord of the Koala galaxy!
I command all the planets of your solar system!
My name is...
Do not hurt me!
I've come all the way from the planet Oz
in the distant Antipodes to punish you
for your treatment of the blue bear Neville!
I'm so sorry! I promise I'll be nice to him in the future!
Very nice is not sufficient, Mr Pants!
-Prepare to be vaporised!
-No, no, no!
Oh, very well.
Tomorrow I want you to tidy the flat for Neville.
-I will, I will.
-And you'll make his favourite food for him all day.
And take him ice skating. AND buy him a fantastic new hat.
-I will, I promise, yeah!
-What was that?
-What's going on up there?
-Never you mind, puny Earthling!
-Just do as I command!
-I will, I will, I promise!
Hey, Nev! We're rising again! Nev!
NEV GROANS Achoo!
Phew! There was a lucky escape.
-Too right, bro!
We've got to get out of here!
Hahaha! Bad luck, pussycat!
-Enjoy your trip!
Right, Nevvy. Let's help ourselves to some of this pizza.
-Then you can stay over down at our place.
I'm sorry, Keith, Your Supreme Highness Sir!
Thank you for sparing my life!
Look - I'm tidying the bed for Mr Barney, sir!
I'm tidying everything away.
And I'll wash all the bedsheets,
and I'll turn the mattress and I'll polish the bed!
And I'll leave a little mint on the pillow
as a treat for Mr Barney and Mr Bear! How's that? Is that all right, sir?
Your Cosmic Lordship, sir?
Yeah. Egypt was just brilliant.
I'm just hoping Nev's kept the flat tidy while I've been away.
Yeah. OK, I've got to go. See you later. Bye.
Am I in the right flat?
-Hello, mate, how have you been?
-Missed you, Barney.
-I missed you too. Nice hat, by the way.
-I hope he's not been too much trouble.
-Oh, no, sir, no.
He's been as good as gold.
-We've been getting on really well, haven't we?
I've done everything I can think of to make him comfortable and happy!
-Too right, bro!
-That's very nice of you, Mr Prank.
-You can bear-sit more often if you like.
Any time, Mr Barney, sir, any time.
-Oh, I've got a present for you!
-Oh! How exciting.
-Hold out your hands.
It's sand. Well, there's not much else in the desert.
Well, that's, er...
That's very thoughtful of you, sir, yes!
I might as well be getting off, if that's all right.
-OK, see you later.
-Love you, Mr Angry Pants!
Goodbye, Bear. What a lovely bear.
See ya. And of course I've got my favourite blue bear a present.
I wouldn't forget you, Nev. I hope you like it, it was the last one.
I'm pretty sure it's your size.
-Perfect. Go on, talk to me.
-What you been up to?
Really? I had a great time.
I was thinking about you quite a lot.
-It was almost like you were there with me.
-Er...love you, Barney!
I love you too.
Mate, it was amazing. I saw camels, pyramids,
tombs of the Pharaohs - they were cool.
I'm trying to tell you about my trip to Egypt.
-That's OK. Look, I took photos.
See? That's the airport, there.
That's me getting a cup of tea at the airport.
Me too. It's all the travelling. Really takes it out of you.
-You'll realise that when you go travelling.
Let's leave the photos for tomorrow. OK, night, mate.
-Love you, Barney.
Oh, a mint! Nice one!
I'll have that tomorrow.
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd
When Barney goes to Egypt to film a new TV show, Mr Prank moves in to look after Nev. But the caretaker's motives for taking the job become clear when he uses Barney's big flatscreen TV to watch back-to-back Space Trek episodes on the Astronaut Channel.
With Prank making a mess of the flat and threatening to blame Nev, the blue bear decides to go with Keith and Doris on a balloon trip around the world and teaches Prank a lesson he deserves.