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-I've been trying to call you all week.

-Sorry, Mr Barney, sir.

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I've been staying at my Scottish relatives', the McPranks

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in the ancestral home, Castle McPrank.

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My, er, Uncle Angus passed away.

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Oh... I'm sorry.

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Yeah, me too.

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I was expecting a decent inheritance.

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All I got were these bagpipes and this stupid old book!

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Um, OK. Well, the problem is the washing machine.

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-It's, um... It's bust.

-Oh.

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I can see that, Mr Barney, sir. Yes.

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Stinky socks! Ha-ha!

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-Stinky socks? Stinky Nev, more like!

-Yeah.

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Listen, I'm late for work as usual so best be off.

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-Good luck with the washing machine.

-Always at your service!

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-Love you, Barney!

-Love you too, mate. See you later.

-Bye-bye!

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You, stay out of my way, Bear!

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Grrrr!

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Right...

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Let's have a look at this then, shall we?

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-Excuse me!

-Oh, come on! Why aren't you working?

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-Hello!

-I don't know what's wrong with this thing.

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Probably blocked... BAGPIPE BELLOWS

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Oh!

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It's a musical instrument, you gormless bear!

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You're supposed to blow into it.

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Oh.

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Hmm...

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-BAGPIPES BELLOW

-Oh!

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BANG! Ow!

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Oh! WASHING MACHINE RUMBLES

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Ah! Oh, no!

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Ah!

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NEV LAUGHS

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Oh!

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Oh!

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A caretaker's work is never simple!

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BAGPIPES PLAY TUNELESSLY

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Shush, Bear!

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BAGPIPES CONTINUE, CREATURE MUMBLES

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-MUSIC STOPS, MUMBLING CONTINUES

-Oh!

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You can't scare me!

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CREATURE GROWLS

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NEV SCREAMS

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Stinky!

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CREATURE SNIFFS

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Ah! You can't beat elevenses with a nice plate o' biccies.

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Ha-ha-ha!

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More tea, Doris, sweetie?

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-"Blue Danube Waltz" PLAYS

-Ah, well, I guess

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you haven't finished that one yet! Ha-ha!

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Oh, this is nice!

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Nothing to do, and all day to do it.

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Ahhh...

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RUMBLING AND GROWLING

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Wackadoo! Oh!

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GROWLING CONTINUES

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Eh?! Oh! I think I'd better go upstairs and check on Nevvy.

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Don't get up to anything too exciting while I'm gone!

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NEV WHIMPERS

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Hi, Nevvy!

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NEV SCREAMS

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Oh, sorry to scare ya.

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NEV PANTS

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Crazy Keith. Phew-wee.

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Say, who's the big guy in your living room?

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Oh, S-S-Socks!

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Stinky scary socky monster!

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-Oh!

-GROWLING FROM OUTSIDE

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NEV SCREAMS

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KEITH SCREAMS

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Ah! Well I heard something.

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Ha-ha! Probably only gone and fixed it.

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Let's give you a test drive, eh?

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Now, where are those socks?

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GROWLING

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HE GASPS

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I don't know what you are, but you don't half stink!

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-SOCKY MONSTER SNIFFS

-Huh?!

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Ahhh!

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He-ee-ee-lp!

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Aah!

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-Oh!

-Oh, Angry Pants!

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Oh, I better make meself scarce!

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Hello, Mr Angry Pants!

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Bear! GROWLING CONTINUES

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Oh!

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Socky monster! Fwightened!

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Mummy! I want my mummy!

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Hug!

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HE SNEEZES

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-Oh, icky!

-Shhh!

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Oh, thank you for popping in, Melanie dear.

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That useless caretaker, Prank.

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He's never around when you need him!

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This really stinks, doesn't it, Aunt Barbara?

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Well that's the sign of good manure.

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Now, round the back and into the garden, Melanie dear.

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Ooh, my roses will love that!

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Watch you don't spill any, now. We don't want any wasted.

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SOCKY MONSTER SNIFFS

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SOCKY MONSTER MUMBLES EXCITEDLY

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I think he's gone now.

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Don't know what's going on in here today, Bear,

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but it's all YOUR fault, not mine.

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What?! No, no, no, no!

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Not me!

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I was just here to fix the washing machine.

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That's working perfectly now.

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I'm done, so I'm off!

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Uh-oh! Looky!

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Ah! CRASH!

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Oh!

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Welcome to the magical book of the Family McPrank.

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NEV GASPS What on earth?!

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Don't interrupt!

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Sorry. Sorry.

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For I am a about to tell you the terrible story

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of Stinky McPrank.

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Ah! Groovy!

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Listen, good folks throughout the land

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and I'll tell ye the story of Stinky McPrank.

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A piper whose music filled people with glee.

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But who stank to high heaven, unfortunately.

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-The people said...

-Oh, Stinky. Please take a bath.

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-Aye, but I hate soap and water.

-..Stinky laughed.

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STINKY CONTINUES TO LAUGH

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And one day the smell became much too strong

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and Stinky dropped dead...

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overcome by the pong.

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SHE CRIES

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But the spirit of Stinky came back as old socks

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and haunted the bogs and the glens and the rocks.

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SHE SCREAMS

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So beware of Stinky, you'll summon him back

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if you play the bagpipes of Stinky McPrank.

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Ahhh!

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I told you, Bear. It's all YOUR fault!

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Your bagpiping brought that stinky sock monster to life, Bear!

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SCREAMING FROM OUTSIDE

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-Did you see that?

-No!

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SNIFFS: But I can smell it.

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I'd just finished helping Auntie with her stinky manure

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and I ran back to get my lunch for school.

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And some smelly monster stole my egg sandwiches!

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Which way did it go?

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That way.

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-SHE SIGHS

-I'm going to late for school!

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Oh.

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A greedy creature, did she say?

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Who are you?

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-Crazy Keith!

-Who?!

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Er, nothing.

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Allow me to introduce myself.

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I am Sir Phileas Huffington-Tuffington.

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-Professional monster hunter.

-Oh...

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A bit short for a monster hunter, aren't you?

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That's rude to comment on another gentleman's stature!

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Well, sorry.

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Yes, well just button it, pal! All right?

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Now, then where was this beast last sighted?

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Socky monster!

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-Oh, maybe he headed for the back garden!

-Yeah-yeah!

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So, what are we going to do, Huffington-Tuffington?

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Are you sure that's your real name?

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Ah, speaking as a professional monster hunter,

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-let's observe the beast's weaknesses from a safe distance.

-Right.

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A very safe distance.

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-Back in the flat, then?

-Yes.

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Right, come on!

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Great disguise, eh, Nevvy?

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Too right, bro!

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Do you think I need a moustache?

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Hmm... I don't know.

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Hmm.

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-Ha!

-Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Yeah-yeah! Funny!

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The look is complete!

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Oh!

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Oh, divine!

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FLY BUZZES

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How lovely!

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SHE SNIFFS, FLY BUZZES

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Ohh!

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Oooh! That manure must really stink!

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Too right, bro!

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Glad I gave that chore the swerve.

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My instinct as a professional monster hunter

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tells me the creature loves ANYTHING that stinks like

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a kookaburra with BO! Ha!

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A what?

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So mark my words, any minute now we should expect a monster sighting.

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SOCKY MONSTER GROWLS, NEV GASPS

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Hang on. What did I tell you?

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SOCKY MONSTER GROWLS

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Ahhhhhh!

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SOCKY MONSTER SHOUTS GLEEFULLY

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Oh! Oh, he's coming back.

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And this time he's really going to stink!

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So, what are going to do now, then, Bear?

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Bear?

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Oh, that's just typical, innit?

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Lands us in trouble and then just scarpers. Oh!

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Here I am.

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Three...two...one!

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Ah! Good thinking!

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If Socky is going to pong the place out,

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we can at least fight his fearsome whiff

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with the scent of roses.

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Ah! Now there's a plan!

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Yeah, I like it.

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-<

-Oi! What do you think you're doing?

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Sorry about this, Miss Barbara, sir. Er, ma'am!

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It's an emergency!

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BANG!

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SOCKY MONSTER GROWLS

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THEY ALL SCREAM

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SOCKY MONSTER GROWLS AND MUMBLES

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Socky monster!

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-Here he comes!

-Oh!

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He stinks worse than ever!

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Keep sniffing the roses, everyone!

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THEY SCREAM

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Stay away! Take that! Take that!

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Yes, take that, you big bully!

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He doesn't like that, does he?

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Ah! Ah!

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SOCKY MONSTER QUIETENS

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Easy-peasy!

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Look! Look! He's almost finished, look!

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Did we get him?

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Socky monster.

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Oh, we did!

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Hurrah! THEY CHEER

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Bravo! Ha-ha-ha!

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PFFRRT!

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Oh!

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Gordon Bennett!

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Ah, struth!

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I mean, oh golly gosh.

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Phew-wee!

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Oh!

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SOCKY MONSTER GASPS

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KEITH SNIFFS

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Oh, dear.

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As a professional monster hunter...

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I've got a bad feeling about this.

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SOCKY MONSTER GROWLS

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THEY ALL SCREAM

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R-u-u-u-u-n!

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Oh!

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THEY PANT

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SOCKY MONSTER SNIFFS

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FLY BUZZES

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Oh, the stench!

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What are we going to do?

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Um... I know, I know!

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Bath time!

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This is no time for taking a bath, Bear!

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Stinky bird. Good smelling good.

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What are you on about?!

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Hang on. Are you saying if we mix up a load of sweet-smelling gunk

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we can shove that thing in it and get rid of him for good?

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Yeah-yeah!

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Well what are we waiting for?

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Come on!

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Destroy my roses, indeed.

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Wait till I get a hold of that caretaker.

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Caretaker? Couldn't care less!

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SOCKY MONSTER SNIFFS

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IT GROWLS

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Wackadoo!

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Oh! And it's a bad decision about this moustache.

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Ouch!

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Tip-topperoo!

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Right, let's have a sniff.

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HE CHUCKLES AND SNIFFS

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Oh! That's nice!

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-Yes.

-Hmm...

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Not as nice as Scottish heather, it has to be said.

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Oh.

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That's it!

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DING! Prank, you're a genius!

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I brought some back with me on my trip to McPrank's.

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It's in my suitcase, in my flat.

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Groovy!

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Oh, yes. A sprinkling of Scottish heather

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will give our bath trap a proper...heavenly hum.

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Yeah-yeah! Love you, Mr Angry Pants!

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You don't suppose that thing's still out there, do you?

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Socky monster? Yeah-yeah!

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Yeah. Ohhh.

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Don't suppose you fancy going out there, do you, Bear?

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You know, for your old mate Pranky?

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No, no, no, no!

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Oh, come on!

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If you go and get the heather, I'll give you the biggest bowl

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of ice cream you've ever seen.

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Oh. Yum-yum!

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In fact, it'll be so big it'll have its own postcode!

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Ho-ho-ho! Now please.

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Yes! That's the spirit, Bear!

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HE CHUCKLES

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Socky monster?

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Socky monster?

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-Nevvy?

-Ah!

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NEV SCREAMS

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Ah...!

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Ah, sorry to scare you again, Nevvy.

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NEV GROANS

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Oh!

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Our socky monster went that way.

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Hurry up and get that heather, Bear!

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Oh, that thing will be back any minute.

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Oh! I see what you're doing.

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Operation Nice Smell rids us of one big, bad socky monster smell!

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Let's go!

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SOCKY MONSTER GROWLS

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OK, Nevvy. Hold your nose.

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Phew-wee!

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SOCKY MONSTER MUMBLES

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Phew!

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Oh, did old Angry Pants do any washing while he was away?

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Er, no, no, no!

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FLY BUZZES

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Stinky pants!

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Yucky!

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Well the heather's in this case somewhere.

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SOCKY MONSTER GROWLS

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THEY GASP

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Oh! Here comes stinker.

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Ah! It's now or never!

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-Oh!

-THEY INHALE SHARPLY

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Oh, pongeree!

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Ah! Jibadeeya! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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HE SNIFFS AND INHALES DEEPLY

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SOCKY MONSTER GROWLS, CRASHING

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THEY SCREAM

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Right, Nevvy.

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-Let's get that heather in the tub.

-Yeah-yeah!

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-Crazy Keith?

-Huh?

-Tache, please.

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Oh!

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Oh! But it's itchy.

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NEV LAUGHS

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Ah, funny.

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DOOR OPENS Oh!

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Ah! Wackadoo!

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-You what?

-I-I mean, er,

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what a to-do that was! Spiffing.

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Oh, Mr Huffington-Tuffington.

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I'd wondered where you'd got to.

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Bear, you're alive.

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Huh?!

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I mean, I mean...you're back.

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Oh! And you brought the heather.

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Too right, bro.

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-HE SNIFFS ALL:

-Ahhh.

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Ice cream, please.

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Yeah, all right. You'll get your reward,

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but first we've got to work out how to lure that monster

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into our bath.

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BAGPIPES BELLOW

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Oh! Again! Again!

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What, a bagpipe recital at a time like this?

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Socky monster.

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Wait a minute, you might be onto something there, Bear.

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I mean, these are what encouraged him in the first place.

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Ah, yes. Well, as a professional monster hunter

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I knew that all along.

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BAGPIPES PLAY BADLY

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BAGPIPES CONTINUE

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NEV PANTS, BAGPIPES STOP

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-Huh?

-Now, please!

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SPLASH! SOCKY MONSTER SHOUTS

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Sniff that, Stinky Socks!

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Ha-ha! Yeah-yeah!

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NEV LAUGHS

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BANG!

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KEITH LAUGHS

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-Aha-ha!

-Sssh!

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Right, just keep quiet.

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HARMONIOUS MUSIC PLAYS

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HE SNIFFS

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Oh!

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HE CHUCKLES

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Socks, sparkly.

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LAUGHS: We...did it!

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THEY ALL CHUCKLE

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Hooray for us!

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Easy-peasy!

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Prank?! Where are you, Prank?

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Got to go, fellas.

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-As a professional...

-Monster hunter. Yeah, we know.

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Busy schedule and all that.

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Toodle-pip!

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Prank! Here you are!

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Ooh, first my roses.

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And now you've pinched my wellies!

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You just wait till I get my hands on you!

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Ow!

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This is all your fault, Bear!

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If you hadn't have started playing with those bagpipes.

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Prrrrt!

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And that's how two bears and a cowardly man

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ended the curse of Stinky McPrank.

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Groovy! Ha-ha-ha!

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Ahh! Nothing like the smell of clean clothes, eh, Nev?

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Hmm. Too right, bro.

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And how was it they got dry and clean so quickly?

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-Um, I don't know.

-Mm, and I suppose you "don't know"

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-what happened to my bubble bath, either?

-Ha-ha!

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LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

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Still, it was nice of Mr Prank to fix the washing machine, eh?

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Yeah-yeah!

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Yeah. And it's nice of him to share his ice cream with you, too.

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What did you do to deserve that?

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Um...

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Um...do-do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do...

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Well, I guess that's enough excitement for one day.

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What say I read you a story, Nev?

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-Ah, groovy!

-Thought you might say that.

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It's called...The Bedtime Beast Of Bonny Ben Nevis.

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