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I think you might be done, Nev. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
That is one well-groomed Ducky. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
-You mind putting him back? -OK, Barney. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
Love you, Snuggly Ducky Duck Duck. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
NOISY KISSES | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
You big softy. I'll put the rubbish out. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
Hiya, Mr Prank. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:48 | |
How was the Historical Caretaking Re-enactment Society? | 0:00:48 | 0:00:52 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
Erm, cup of tea? | 0:00:56 | 0:00:57 | |
Oh... Oh, yeah. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
The broken mop... | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
They gave ME the broken mop! | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
And that's a bad thing, is it? | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
Bad? It's disastrous. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
The Ancient Order of the Galvanised Bucket is a members-only society. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:20 | |
Like, sort of, scouts, but for caretakers? | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
Yeah, yeah, exactly. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
-They have all these historical challenges. -Obviously! | 0:01:25 | 0:01:29 | |
Ohh! | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
I've done the challenges and everybody has beaten me... | 0:01:35 | 0:01:39 | |
every time...at everything. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
Oh, so the broken mop's kind of a booby prize? | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
Yeah, exactly. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:45 | |
It's like the rusty dustpan, only much worse. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:49 | |
I got one final chance at beating someone and unless I do... | 0:01:51 | 0:01:55 | |
they'll chuck me out of the society. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
Excuse me, Mr Barney, sir... | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
HE SOBS | 0:02:04 | 0:02:05 | |
Mr Prank, have one of them. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
Thank you, Mr Barney, sir. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:11 | |
HE BLOWS NOSE LOUDLY | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
No problem. I've got to get to work, | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
so you finish your tea and you can let yourself out. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:20 | |
You're a true gent. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
Don't give up. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:23 | |
Someone new might join, then just beat them. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
Someone like a total caretaker beginner? | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
Yeah, I suppose so. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
You might be right. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:32 | |
There you go. See you later. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
Maybe I could actually find someone and persuade them to join? | 0:02:34 | 0:02:40 | |
A beginner I could totally humiliate in janitorial combat. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:45 | |
Oh, yes. Then the society wouldn't be able to throw me out, ha-ha-ha. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:51 | |
But I need to find someone. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
Someone small, someone weak, someone... | 0:02:53 | 0:02:58 | |
-Hello, Mr Angry Pants. -Yeah... | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
Someone blue. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
Ha-ha, ha-ha-ha... | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
Oh! | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
We should do this more often, Bear. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
You know, sit down, have a natter. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
Confused. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:17 | |
Here, have a jam sandwich. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
A-choo! | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
A-choo, a-choo, a-choo! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:26 | |
Eugh... | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
Blooming bear allergies. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
Anyway, as I was saying... | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
You take a look back in history and you'll see many famous caretakers, | 0:03:35 | 0:03:40 | |
who were, in fact, little blue bears just like yourself. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:44 | |
No way, Jose. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
Oh, yes way, Jose. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
Take Little Neville of Saxony, for instance. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:52 | |
King Alfred the Great's own personal caretaker. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:56 | |
Help, oh faithful caretaker, for thy king has burnt the cakes. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:02 | |
-NEIGH! -De-de-de-de-de | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
And, of course, who could forget Neville, the Utterly Brilliant? | 0:04:09 | 0:04:13 | |
Who, by mopping the whole of England, | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
managed to fend off an entire Viking invasion. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:24 | |
BUGLE PLAYS | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
This England is far too clean. Maybe we invade France, yes? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:34 | |
And a bear like you. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:39 | |
It's obvious you've got noble caretaking blood in you, right? | 0:04:39 | 0:04:45 | |
-Oh, yeah. -Yeah. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
In fact, I bet the Ancient Order of the Galvanised Bucket would love you. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:52 | |
I mean, if you were to join up, | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
they'd probably lay on ice cream and jam sandwich feasts every day. | 0:04:56 | 0:05:01 | |
Huh! | 0:05:01 | 0:05:02 | |
Not that you'd be interested in that... | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
-But, but... -Right? | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
Oh, oh. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
Brother Neville, | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
you stand before us with your feet in the Sawdust of Dustiness. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:17 | |
The Emotion of Enlightenment upon your head. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
Aye-aye, Captain. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
Do you promise to do your best, | 0:05:23 | 0:05:27 | |
to do your duty, | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
to mop until clean, | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
to oil the hinges that squeak | 0:05:31 | 0:05:35 | |
and to paint the upstairs hallway? | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
OK. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
Great, then you're in, ha-ha. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
Tip-tup-aroo. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:43 | |
Erm, ice cream please. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
Not yet, Bear. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
First up, ha-ha... | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
What's that? | 0:05:54 | 0:05:55 | |
That is a little janitorial tournament, | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
an assortment of historical caretaker challenges | 0:05:58 | 0:06:02 | |
between me and you, today at two o'clock. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:06 | |
Better go and phone the society, I suppose. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
Erm, stuck. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
The way I see it, Nevvy, | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
Angry Pants needs to win to keep his place in the Caretaking Society. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:23 | |
-He reckons you're going to be a walkover. -No way, Jose. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:27 | |
Yeah, we'll show him. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
We are going to totally kick his big caretaking bum. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:33 | |
Too right. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
Going to be tough, though. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:36 | |
First thing we've gotta do is get you fit. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
And we know what that's going to take, right? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
MUSIC PLAYS | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
'80s rock music and a training montage! | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
Go! One... | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
Two, good man, Nevvy. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
Go on, Nev, go on. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
You can carry me. Just two more steps. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
Yeah! | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
Yeah, pick up the pace, you can do it. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
Four more, who's the daddy? | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
NEV MOANS | 0:07:16 | 0:07:17 | |
Well done, mate, record time. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
Brilliant. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:21 | |
Hear ye, hear ye! | 0:07:21 | 0:07:25 | |
Let all those who would compete in the janitorial games... | 0:07:26 | 0:07:31 | |
Why am I doing this? This is the judge's job. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:35 | |
Miaow. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:36 | |
Yeah, where is he? | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
The society usually phones some local toff... | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
Oh, there you are, Plank. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
Hello, Miss Barbara, sir... Erm, ma'am. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
Oh, you haven't seen the judge for my historical caretaking tournament? | 0:07:46 | 0:07:51 | |
Pointy hat, medieval costume, carrying a clipboard | 0:07:51 | 0:07:55 | |
and a giant egg timer... You? | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
Yes, nice chap phoned me from some society or other. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:01 | |
What, the Order of the Galvanised Bucket? | 0:08:01 | 0:08:05 | |
That's the one! | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
If I'd known you were involved, I'd have turned them down. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:11 | |
Come on, chop-chop, we haven't got all day. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
OK, no problem. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
Cos I'm going to wipe the floor with that Bear, ha-ha. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:22 | |
FANFARE! | 0:08:25 | 0:08:31 | |
I now proclaim these games open. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:36 | |
Prank, Prank, yeah. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
Huh, didgeridoo-dah, Nevvy. Aunt Barbara's the judge. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:43 | |
Proper. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
You're going to walk this. She hates old Angry Pants. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:50 | |
Let ye first competitor approach. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
-Art thou Sir Plank of Putney? -Yes, m'lady. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
Though it's Prank, with an R. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
Oh, do shut up, Plank. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:08 | |
He-he-he-he. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
Let ye second competitor approach. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
Nevvy, Nevvy, woo-oo! | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
Sh-hh! | 0:09:22 | 0:09:23 | |
Art thou Sir Neville the Blue? | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
Aye-aye, Captain M'dad... M'ladly. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:30 | |
Funny, you look a trifle familiar. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
Anyway... | 0:09:33 | 0:09:34 | |
Entrance fees, your most precious possessions, if you please. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:44 | |
I forgot to mention this bit, Bear, but I took the liberty... | 0:09:44 | 0:09:49 | |
This is his entrance fee, m'lady. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
Snuggly Ducky Duck Duck. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
-You'll get him back after the contest. -But... | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
-If you win, ha-ha-ha! -No, no, no. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
Huh, why that dirty, no good... | 0:10:01 | 0:10:06 | |
And thy most precious possession? | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
Yes, here we are, m'lady. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:14 | |
But this is an old dried-up pen. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
Oh, no, no, m'lady, that is a precious writing implement, | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
that Henry VIII used to write his Christmas cards. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:26 | |
Oh, good-oh. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
Yes, huh-huh-huh. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
The tournament will consist of three challenges. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
As if we need three. After the first two, it'll be over. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:38 | |
Grrr! | 0:10:38 | 0:10:39 | |
Let the games begin! | 0:10:39 | 0:10:44 | |
FANFARE! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
Challenge number one - | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
cleaning ye castle windows. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
Fastest time wins. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
Sir Neville has stupidly... | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
I mean, bravely, volunteered to go first. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:03 | |
Then speed thy squeegee and let thy suds foam free. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:08 | |
Aye-aye, Captain M'ladly. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
On thy marks... | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
Get set... | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
FANFARE! | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
Look at him! | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
Come on, Bear. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:29 | |
-The universe is going to implode in eight billion years. -Ha-ha-ha-ha. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:35 | |
Strewth, Nevvy, pick up the pace, mate. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:00 | |
SNORING | 0:12:04 | 0:12:08 | |
Easy-peasy! Tip-tup-aroo! | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
Sparkly. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
Right, Plank... | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
Huh! | 0:12:23 | 0:12:24 | |
..your turn, and the time to beat is... | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
two hours and fifty-three minutes. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:31 | |
Ha-ha, like I'm never going to beat that time! | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
On thy marks, set... | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
-Sir Plank disqualified for breaking a window. -No-oh-oh! | 0:12:40 | 0:12:46 | |
Sir Neville the winner, good-oh. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
Stupid armoured glove. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! I win, I win, I win. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:56 | |
That's one-nil to Sir Neville the Blue. | 0:12:56 | 0:13:00 | |
Right, win this next challenge and the tournament's yours. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:04 | |
-Then it'll be welcome back, Snuggly Ducky Duck Duck. -Groovy! | 0:13:04 | 0:13:09 | |
-Gonna be a messy one though. -Erm, what's that? | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
Eh? The next challenge. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
Unblocking the castle toilets. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:19 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! No way is that bear going to win the next challenge. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:27 | |
-Ha-ha-ha! -A bit of ye olde sabotage. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:31 | |
Hah! | 0:13:31 | 0:13:32 | |
Sir Prank of Putney will be back... | 0:13:32 | 0:13:36 | |
..in the game. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
-Ha ha ha! -Ha ha ha! | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
FANFARE! | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
Challenge number two! | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
Behold ye courtly khazis. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
Ooh! I know this one. First to remove all blockages | 0:13:54 | 0:13:58 | |
and flushes toilet shall be deemed... | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
Ahem! ..Shall be deemed ye winner! | 0:14:03 | 0:14:07 | |
Snuggly Ducky Duck Duck! Ooh! Miss you! | 0:14:11 | 0:14:15 | |
On thy mark. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
Get set! | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
FANFARE! | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
POP! | 0:14:29 | 0:14:30 | |
What? What? | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
Ha ha ha ha! | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
Ah! | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
Alas and alack, Bear! | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
Ha ha ha! | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
Mr Prank doth storm into the lead. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
Ahhhh! | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
Ha ha ha! | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
Nevvy! Here! Take these down into the loo with you. Now. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:54 | |
N-N-No! Yucky. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
Ha ha ha! | 0:14:57 | 0:14:58 | |
Ha! | 0:14:58 | 0:14:59 | |
No option, mate. Something's going down the pan. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:02 | |
It's either you or our chance of winning. Come on! | 0:15:02 | 0:15:06 | |
For Snuggly Ducky Duck Duck! | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
Hm... | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
One, two, three! | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
BOING! | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
Ha! Oh, this is just too easy. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
Ha ha ha ha ha! | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
Strewth! That's Angry Pants two blockages ahead. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:32 | |
Come on, Nevvy. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
Ahhh... | 0:15:36 | 0:15:37 | |
Ah! Yes! | 0:15:38 | 0:15:39 | |
Ha-ha! | 0:15:42 | 0:15:43 | |
No! | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
Ha ha ha ha! | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
Ha ha ha! | 0:15:48 | 0:15:49 | |
-It'll be a photo finish! -Ha ha ha! | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
The flush, Nevvy! Remember the flush! | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
Oh! | 0:16:05 | 0:16:06 | |
Bonzer! | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
Ha ha ha! What's wrong, Bear? | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
Ain't heavy enough to pull the chain? | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
Ha ha ha! TOILET FLUSHES | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
In your face, Bear! Stick that down your loo and flush it! | 0:16:16 | 0:16:20 | |
I forgot, you can't! Ha ha ha! | 0:16:20 | 0:16:23 | |
Ya-ya-ya-ya! | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
And ye winner is Sir Plank of Putney. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
-Ha ha ha ha! -Yay! Yay! Yay! | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
The score is now one-all. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
Win one more challenge, Bandit and I get to keep my place in the society. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:42 | |
Hey! No! | 0:16:42 | 0:16:46 | |
Oh! Whoa! Whoaaaaaaa! | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
Ha ha! | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
Oh! Oh! | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Oh, dear! | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
Stay cool, Nevvy. Win this third challenge | 0:17:01 | 0:17:05 | |
and the final score'll be 2-1 to you, buddy. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
-You could still do this! -Snuggly Ducky Duck Duck! | 0:17:08 | 0:17:12 | |
I know, mate! I know! | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
Here's the thing! In the final challenge, | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
competitors get to choose a lowly squire to help them! | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
-Help! -That's right. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
-Prank's got Bandit. -Can't scare me! | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
So this time... | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
Guess which crazy Australian is gonna be right there | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
-by your little blue side, buddy. -Oh! | 0:17:31 | 0:17:35 | |
-Sir Neville hired you, you say? -That's right. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:44 | |
I'm from our local branch of Hire A Squire That Looks Like A Koala. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:48 | |
You must have heard of us. We're in the phone book. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:52 | |
Challenge number three, competitive sweeping. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:59 | |
Behold ye accidental flour spillage! | 0:17:59 | 0:18:03 | |
Oh, yes! | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
The classic medieval caretaker problem, eh, squire, Bandit? | 0:18:05 | 0:18:10 | |
Miaow! | 0:18:10 | 0:18:11 | |
Ye who collects the most shall be deemed the winner! | 0:18:11 | 0:18:16 | |
And ye who is little, blue and bear-like | 0:18:16 | 0:18:20 | |
shall be deemed ye total loser! | 0:18:20 | 0:18:24 | |
-Ah! -Oh... -Don't let him get to you. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
There's a little Snuggly Duck Duck counting on us. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:30 | |
On thy marks! Get set! | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
FANFARE! | 0:18:33 | 0:18:37 | |
Why, you double-crossing cheater, you! | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
-How dare you go taking... -Oh, yeah? I'll deal with you! | 0:19:01 | 0:19:06 | |
Ahhhhhhhhhhh! | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
Ha ha ha ha! | 0:19:11 | 0:19:12 | |
Ha! Yeah! | 0:19:14 | 0:19:15 | |
Ha ha! | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
Oh! Bear! | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
Bonzer! | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
Bear! | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
Bear? Bear?! | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
Miaow! | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
Ugh! Nevvy! | 0:19:38 | 0:19:39 | |
Nevvy! Psst! | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
Ha ha! | 0:19:53 | 0:19:54 | |
Ha ha ha ha! | 0:19:57 | 0:19:58 | |
Ha ha ha ha! | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
Nevvy! Nevvy! | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
Ooh? Uh? | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
Ha ha ha ha! | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
FANFARE! | 0:20:13 | 0:20:17 | |
Er... | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
Ohh... | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
-He he he he! -Yippee! -Ha ha! | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
I win! I win! | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
-Yippee! -Wee-hee! | 0:20:28 | 0:20:31 | |
And it gives me great pleasure | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
to announce that the winner of today's tournament | 0:20:34 | 0:20:38 | |
is Sir Neville the Blue. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
-Yippee! -Way to go, buddy. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
-Groovy! -Yippee! | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
Sir Neville, come accept thy winnings. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
Lovely Snuggly Duck Duck. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
Mwah! Mwah! | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
-Mwah! -Ha ha ha! | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
Ugh. Stupid Caretaking Society. Never wanted to be in it anyway. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:05 | |
Poor Mr Angry Pants. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
What do you want, Bear? A-choo! | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
Come to cheer me up, have you? | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
Yeah. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
Oh, how? | 0:21:15 | 0:21:16 | |
Hm. Precious. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:20 | |
Er... Er... | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
Come on, Nev. Please! | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
-N-N-No! -I know you think the armour's groovy, | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
you have to take it off sometime. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
Dum-de-dum-dum! Dum! | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
You're not even a member of a society any more. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
-You gave it up. You said it was boring. Take it off. -N-N-No! | 0:21:38 | 0:21:43 | |
No way, Jose. Can't make me! Ha ha! | 0:21:43 | 0:21:46 | |
Uh-oh. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:47 | |
What? | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
Mundo problemo. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
You need the toilet? | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
Yeah, yeah. Loo, please. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
Oh, boy! | 0:21:55 | 0:21:56 | |
Oh! Loo! Loo! | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
C'mon! | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
-Keep your knees together. -Quick! -Get the can opener! | 0:22:00 | 0:22:04 | |
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