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"The young wizard couldn't sleep that night,

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"so he lay and he wondered, would he ever be safe from the Evil One?"

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Aaaaagh!

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All right, Nev, time for sleep.

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No, more, more!

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-Sorry, mate, I've got to be up early for work in the morning.

-Oh!

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Oh, more, more, Mr Barney, sir.

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-We want to know what happens next, don't we, Shelly?

-We do!

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I forgot you were here.

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-Mr Prank, isn't it time you went back to your own flat?

-Angry pants!

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Yes, very funny, Bear(!)

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SNEEZES Oh, bloomin' bear allergies!

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Don't forget me.

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Oh, I want to stay snuggled up here.

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Mr Prank, you can read the story to Postie yourself.

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HE JABBERS

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The thing is with that, Mr Barney, sir, is

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some of the words are rather long.

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WOMAN SHOUTS > Oh, that's your Aunt Barbara, sir.

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-Barbara.

-She'll want me to do some job or other.

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SHOUTING > Quick, hide!

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If I stay very, very still...

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Oh, there you are. You still haven't fixed my kettle.

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I'm sorry about that, Miss Barbara, sir...er, ma'am.

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How can I make my low-cal detox tea without a kettle?!

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I'll fix it right away.

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Caretaker, caretaker, couldn't care less!

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-Move it!

-I'll fix it now. I'm going to fix it, all right?

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Oh, poor Mr Prank!

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I suppose I'd better be going too.

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Can't wait to hear the rest of the story tomorrow.

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Actually, I rather like the Evil One.

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He sounds very handsome.

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Love you, Postie!

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Barney, more, please?

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Sorry, mate, I really need my sleep.

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Never mind.

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Tell you what, tomorrow morning you can have ice cream for breakfast.

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Groovy! Yum-yum!

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Right, night, Nev.

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-Night, Barney.

-Ah, night, fellas!

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Strewth, Doris, that's a pity.

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No more stories from up top till tomorrow night.

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Lights out, doll?

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Yeah, too right! To keep looking bonza,

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crazy Keith needs his beauty sleep.

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YAWNS

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TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS

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SNORING

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Huh?

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Barney, Barney! Wakey-wakey!

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Hmm.

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SIGHS

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TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS

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What's that?

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Oh...spooky.

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Wahh!

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Aaargh!

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Aaaargggh!

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Oh, Potty!

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A-A-A-tchoo!

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Gosh-a-doo!

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Aaargh!

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-CRASH!

-Ouch!

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Oh, crazy Keith!

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Nevvy Potter, what are you talking about?

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My name is Keithione and I'm quite the smartest girl

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here at the Magic School of Magic and Magic Stuff.

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So, you see, I'm not crazy at all. I am terribly sensible.

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Oh.

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Confused.

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Don't be silly. You are Nevvy Potter, the bear who lived.

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-Huh?

-You're the chosen one. I'm Keithione.

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We're pupils at the School of Magic and Magic Stuff,

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where we do magic things all the time. What's confusing about that?

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Um...Doris?

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Not Doris, Ronnis.

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He's still in the dorm sleeping. He's terribly lazy and annoying.

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I'd better jolly well go and get him. Wait here.

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Oh.

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Toodle-pip!

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Ronnis! Wakey-wakey!

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Whoa-oa-oa-oah!

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Oh! Ronnis!

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Oh, Ronnis, do wake up.

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Oh, come on, you can't stay there all day.

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I'm frightened.

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Keithione?

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Ahh!

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Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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I am Lord Valdiprank, the meanest and most evil wizard

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the world has ever known. Ha-ha-ha!

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-Aaarrrggghhh!

-And I have the longest robes. Ha-ha-ha!

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Frightened.

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Ah, if it isn't Nevvy Potter.

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Just the bear I've been looking for.

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You will remain trapped in here for ever!

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Why?

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Why? Well, I'm the baddy, and that's how it works.

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OK, Mr Baldipants.

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SNEEZES

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For I, Lord Valdiprank, want all your blue bear wizard fur.

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-No way, Jose!

-Yes way, Nevvy Potter, for you are the bear that lived

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and your fur will make Valdiprank ice cream so sought after

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that I will be richer than rich. Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Mmm, ice cream, yum-yum!

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Blue bear fur ice cream - yummy-yummy!

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No, no, no, no!

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Ah-ah!

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So, the bear that lived has to run because he has no wand, I see.

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Help!

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Ha-ha! This is going to make getting all your blue fur a doddle.

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Oh, no want! Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear!

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Me and my incredibly long robes are having a very lucky day.

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Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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-Can't scare me!

-BLOWS RASPBERRY

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Atchoo!

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-Can't catch me!

-Come here!

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Aaaargghh! Bear!

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Aaargh!

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Oh, mundo problemo. Door gone!

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Yes, the door is gone,

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gone because I, Lord Valdiprank, cast a spell on the door.

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Nevvy Potter, you can never go home.

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Oh, frightened.

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Ohhhh!

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Stupid robes! Happens every time.

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Mind you, they do make me look dashing.

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PANTING

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Oh...what's that?

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Hello, Nevvy Potter, I am the tickly hat.

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-Hee-hee-hee-hee!

-Ha-ha, giggly!

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I giggle because I like it. Hee-hee!

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-Groovy!

-'Tis most groovy. Hee-hee-hee!

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Ha-ha! I will get all your blue fur, bear, for I am Lord Val... Oh-oh!

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-Ow!

-Hello.

-I've got him!

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Hee-hee! I giggle because I like it.

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Run, Nevvy Potter! Run down the stairs!

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-Why?

-You've got an appointment. It's very important.

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Hurry, before classes begin! Hee-hee!

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Run!

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Hee-hee!

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VALDIPRANK SHOUTS

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DOOR CREAKS OPEN AND SHUT

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-Barbara?

-Who's Barbara? I'm Aunt Argana and I'm the grand keeper

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of the Magic School of Magic and Magic Stuff.

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Hungry.

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Well, I saved the last bun especially for you. There you go.

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Mmm!

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BARKING Oh, don't worry, Nevvy, that's just Chops.

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SNARLING

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No, no, no, no!

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Oh, he's a rare, long-necked Rottweiler,

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with 47 heads and 80,000 teeth - adorable!

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-SNARLING

-Ohh!

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Chops is just grumpy because I gave you the last bun.

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Ohh! I know, I know...

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Nice Choppy.

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I think you've made a friend for life, Nevvy Potter.

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-BARKS

-Ha-ha-ha!

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Help now, please.

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Of course. You need help to defeat the evil wizard, Lord Valdiprank.

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-Yeah-yeah!

-Nevvy Potter,

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you are the bear who lived, the chosen one.

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Oh.

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Take this wand

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and remember to say, "Exwizziarmis!" when you use it.

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Aye-aye, Captain.

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You can do anything, Nevvy Potter,

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when you say the spell - Exwizziarmis - with that wand.

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Exwizziarmis.

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Well, it isn't quite what I had in mind.

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-WOMAN'S VOICE:

-Nevvy Potter, it's time for your flying lesson.

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Uh-oh!

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Hee-hee!

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-Aaagh! Stop tickling me!

-Hee-hee!

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Stop it, please, no!

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Dear, oh, dear, oh, dear! Poor Baldipants.

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-Ow!

-Can't get away.

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I know, I know. Exwizziarmis.

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Nevvy, that's groovy.

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Never mind, I am the tickly hat. Hee-hee-hee!

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-Nevvy Potter, hurry up!

-Oh!

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Bye-bye, Tickly Hat, bye-bye, Baldipants.

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You might have set me free, Bear, but I still want your fur!

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Gimme!

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Oh!

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Nevvy Potter, we must hurry up. We are terribly late.

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It took me ages to drag lazy Ronnis out of bed. Come one!

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NEV WHIMPERS

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HE GROANS

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THEY BREATHE HEAVILY

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Postie?

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Professor Poochie, actually. Your flying teacher.

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Come on, then! Get on your broomsticks.

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Ah-ha!

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Gosh-a-do!

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Really, Ronnis, do I have to do everything for you?

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Right! Backs straight, everybody.

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Wiggle your bums.

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And say, "Wizzy-up", like this.

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Wizzy-up!

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SHE LAUGHS

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Wizzy-up!

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ENGINE SPLUTTERS

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-Hmm.

-Wizzy-up!

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ENGINE SPLUTTERS

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Now, class, it's really very simple.

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Say wizzy-up again.

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Wizzy-up!

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Oh...! Oh...!

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Oh! Argh!

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THUD

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-Hee-hee!

-Ha! Ho-ho!

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I meant to do that. It happened exactly as I planned.

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Now then. Come along. You can try again.

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BOTH: Wizzy-up! DOOR CLOSES

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Ah. Lord Angrydore.

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That is right. I am Lord Angrydore.

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I am wise and cuddly and every child wishes I was their grandfather.

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The lesson isn't going very well, Lord Angrydore.

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I'll tell you what, Professor Poochie,

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you tootle off and I'll take over here.

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HE CHUCKLES

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HE LAUGHS EVILLY

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-NEV GASPS

-Oh, no! It's evil Lord Valdiprank!

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Ah!

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Ha-ha-ha! Now I've got you, Nevvy Potter!

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NEV GASPS

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Exwizziarmis!

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Whoa!

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Whoa! Whoa!

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Bye-bye, Mr Valdipants!

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-CLATTER

-Oh!

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Oh!

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Ha-ha-ha!

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-Whoa!

-THUD/CRASH

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-Uh...

-Ha-ha-ha!

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Now I shall have all your fur for my ice cream!

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Can't catch me!

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Ahhhhhh!

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-ARGH!

-SMASH

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Oh! I'll get you! Just as soon as...oh!

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I think I've twisted my ankle!

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Ooh!

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Crazy Keith!

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'(Shhhh! It's a library. Be very calm.)'

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Nevvy Potter!

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I've told you before,

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I am not crazy, but terribly, terrible sensible!

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Now, Ronnis, do be quiet. We're in a librar-r-r-ry, remember?

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What now?

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We need a plan!

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Don't worry. I'm terribly good at hatching plans!

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Aye, aye, Captain!

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'(Shhh! It's a library!)'

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-(I've got it!

-Yeah, yeah.)

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(We need to cast a spell on Lord Valdiprank.)

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I mean, really! All he needs to do is cheer up

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and stop being such a stinky old spoilsport.

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Hm...no wandy.

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Ah! That's a valid point, Nevvy Potter.

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-You can't do much without a wand.

-Too right, bro!

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Maybe I could try. After all, I am quite the cleverest girl

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here at the Magic School of Magic and Magic Stuff.

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Now, we just have to decide what kind of spell.

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Hmm. I know, I know! Silly spell!

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You're right! What we need is a spell that makes evil people silly!

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Ohh....weedamotitis!

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Ah! Ah! Ah!

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'(Shh! SHHH!)'

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Now, all we have to do is find the right spell out of all of these.

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Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

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Don't worry, Nevvy.

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It'll be all right. You see, Ronnis is a surprisingly fast reader.

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Come along, Ronnis. Get to work!

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Good old Ronnis. I told you he'd find the perfect spell.

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-I know everything!

-Hm.

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-Valdipants gone.

-Oh. Right. Let's find him.

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Extremely hystericalitis.

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Extremely have-to-get-this-right-itis.

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All gone. Miss Barney!

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Oh, don't worry. I'll get you back home, Nevvy!

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Extremely it's-all-down-to-me-and- what-if-I-get-it-wrong-itis.

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BOOM

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Ha-ha! I'm back!

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With my incredibly long robes to show how EVIL I am.

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HE LAUGHS EVILLY

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We know how to stop you this time, so there!

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Now, please!

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-Extremely, er...

-Quick!

-Don't rush me, Nevvy!

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I can't do it perfectly if you rush me! Now then...

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I can do this. I think I can do this.

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I hope I can do this!

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Extremely hystericalitis!

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No more Miss Smarty-pants and no more ginger boy!

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Oh! Oh, sorry, Nevvy!

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Nevvy Potter, I thought I'd find you here. I brought tea and cakes.

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No more beardy Aunt Hagara!

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Oh, dear. It smells in here.

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Lord Voldiprank! When did you last wash these pants?!

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Well, er...not exactly recently.

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Hm, yucky.

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You're not flying.

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And you're not Lord Angrydore.

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Although you are rather more handsome.

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And the groundskeeper and two of my students seem to be trapped

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inside blue pants?!

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As will you be Professor Poochie.

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Ooh! How masterful.

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No-one can help you now, Nevvy Potter.

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Your fur will be mine and the entire world will want my ice cream.

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HE LAUGHS

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BARKING

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I know! I know! Chops, help now, please!

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GROWLING

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Extremely hystericalitis.

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That's strange. All of a sudden I feel like dancing.

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Ha-ha-ha! Three, two, one.

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Well done, Nevvy.

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Jibbidy-ya!

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MR PRANK SNEEZES

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Bloomin' allergies! At least it stops your spells from working on me.

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I'll no longer dance and I'll have your fur, bear!

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Uh-oh. Exwizziarmis.

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HE SNEEZES

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Nevvy Potter, you will not go home.

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Barney! Exjumpyarmis.

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-Ha-ha!

-Nevvy, can you set us free?

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We have smelly concoctions class soon and I can't bear to be late.

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No problemo. Ex-blue-pants-armis!

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Ah! Ha-ha-ha!

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HE SNEEZES

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You can't stop me, Nevvy Potter!

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Feeling homesick.

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Don't worry, you can do it, Nevvy Potter.

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Yes, you can do it, Nevvy Potter.

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Yes, you can do it, Nevvy Potter.

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You can't get away from me.

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Can't scare me. Ex-homey-armis.

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I'll get you, bear!

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COCK CROWS

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Nevvy Potty gone.

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Hm, wand gone.

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Door gone.

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There he is! You're awake now, are you? You've been asleep for ages.

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You've been saying some weird stuff in your sleep too.

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Any brekkie for me, fellas?

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-Ice cream's my favourite.

-Hello, Keithione.

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Keithione? What are you talking about, Nevvy?

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Oh, do you like my new dressing up costume?

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It's from Doris. She says I look bonza in it!

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You look just like one of the characters in our story book.

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I can't wait for tonight. We're going to find out.

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Do you think the young wizard will defeat the evil one?

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-Too right, bro!

-Hey, what's this?

-No, no, no!

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Whoa! Ow! Wackadoo!

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