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There we go, Nev! The future of transport as we know it!

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The electric skateboard.

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Groovy!

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No more waiting for the bus for me!

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Which is good, I've got to be home early for a date with Beatrice.

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Beetroot!

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Hmm.

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Sparkly!

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Broom, broom!

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WHIRRING

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Oh, oh, zoom!

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Whoa, whoa! N-n-now!

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Where is she?

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Hurry up, Auntie, you'll be late!

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We do love our weekly trip to Wrinkley's Health Spa!

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Eh, Chops? BARKING

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Good gravy!

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So that's Barney's new skateboard!

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CRASHING

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BEAR!

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Ah-choo! You're setting of my allergies, bear!

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I think I'd better get Barney!

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WHIRRING

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Aargh!

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-Aaargh!

-Aaargh!

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Whooah!

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CRASHING AND SCREECHING

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Whoah!

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Oops.

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Hey, there he is!

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I knew you couldn't resist having a ride!

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Please let me have a go! You let Nev!

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-It is a great skateboard, eh, Nev?

-Jibbidy-ya!

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Go on then.

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Whoa! Hey! Hi, Aunt Barbara.

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-Why are you wearing a turban?

-I'm off to Wrinkley's Health Spa.

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We're regulars. Aren't we, Chops?

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BARKING

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Well, I'm off to work. Bye, Nev!

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-Love you, Barney.

-Love you too.

-Hey, Cuz!

-Yeah?

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Just one go before you leave, please?

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Melanie, I'm late for work, sorry! See you later!

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Thank you, Nevvie doggie, for demonstrating that skateboarding

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is quite unsuitable for a young lady like Melanie.

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So don't even think of asking me to get you one!

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As if.

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And anyway, Nev's not a dog.

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GROANS

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Oh, my back!

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Where is he?

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Where's that little blue bog brush on wheels?

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He's driving me and my allergies crazy!

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Woof, woof!

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Aah-bleh!

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Yucky!

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It's my allergy to you, bear!

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Come here!

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Aaow! My back!

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We can't have a caretaker with a bad back, Prank!

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You must have a massage at my health spa!

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MOBILE RINGS

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Yes, 'tis I!

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Yes? What?

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Closed down?

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Forever?

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Oooh...

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Auntie, what's wrong?

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It's all over!

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Wrinkley's Health Spa has sprung!

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Shut down for good!

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How can I stay young and beautiful?

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Let's not worry about lost causes, eh?

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What about my bad back?

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-Aaargh!

-CRASHING

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Nev, I've got an idea

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to get me a skateboard and you your weight in ice-cream!

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Groovy, Smellanie!

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Um...how?

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Oh, look, I can't stay for a swing, Doris.

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I'm a busy koala!

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Things to do, ice-cream to eat, you know?

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Oh, I see.

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The silent treatment, eh?

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Look, sweetie, I gotta go!

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Oh, all right, I'll stay!

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But I'm only having a quick swing.

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Well, there's no need to be like that, Doris!

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Of course I love you!

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What do you mean, "Prove it"?

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Is that a challenge?

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Oh, oooh!

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Oh, oh, maybe an ice pack will sort my back out.

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Mirror, mirror, in my bag,

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please make this face look like a wag!

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Well, today's your lucky day!

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Welcome to Pimple's Health and Beauty Spa. We've just opened.

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Health and beauty spa?

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Don't I know you?

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Uh...you will. Now, can I show you around our exclusive premises?

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Oh, show away!

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What? You're going to show her around Barney's flat, Melanie?

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Argh!

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Excuse Prank, my dear. He's just the caretaker.

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Caretaker, caretaker, couldn't-care-less-taker!

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HE MUTTERS

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Oh!

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At Pimples, we believe the customer comes second.

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What was that?

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Er...I said, "I'll start your treatment in a second."

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Very good.

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Are you sure we've never met before?

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You won't be needing these.

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Oh, down to business, eh?

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Nearly there. Here at Pimples,

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we do manicures, pedicures, headicures and, erm...leggicures.

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All at £10 each.

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Oh, I've had many a professional beautician unplug my pores.

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Very invigorating.

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We have a steam room and a mud bath...

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Oh, I'll go for the feet, and face, and a wallow in mud!

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I think I were a hippo in a previous life!

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Too much information.

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Your beautician will be right with you.

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Oh, Nevlova! We have a customer!

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Here I am.

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RELAXING PAN PIPE MUSIC

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# Dum, di dum-dum duhh! #

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-Did you used to work at Wobble's Waste Clinic?

-Um, no, no.

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Oh, the cooling cucumbers.

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Aye-aye, captain.

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HE HUMS

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Hmm...yum yum!

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Don't be a miser with the moisturiser!

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# Doo-do-doo, doo do-do do-do... #

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-Oh! Ahhhhh!

-CRASH

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Whatever is it?

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HE SNIFFS

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Poo-ey! Mundo problemo.

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Oh, yes. My feet need a little love and attention, Nevlova.

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Hmm...oh!

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It's me!

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Heaven, Nevlova! Oh, that tickles!

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SHE GIGGLES

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Here you go, Doris. I'll prove my undying love for you.

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You'll be well and truly spoilt.

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Ha-ha!

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Eucalyptus oil.

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Great for the fur!

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And that's not all.

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Aromatherapy, Doris!

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The great smell of the outback!

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Oh! The unmistakable aroma of dingo dungo! Oh!

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Smell that! It's ripper!

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HE INHALES AND COUGHS

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Oh! Brings tears to my eyes.

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HE STRAINS

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Ow! Oh, this is agony.

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Arrrrgh!

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Mr Prank, what are you doing down there?

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It's my back, Beatrice. I can't move. Help me! Ohh...

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Easy...easy!

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Easy! Ooh! Ooh, no! No, it hurts, it hurts!

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I'm going to need some help, you weigh a tonne!

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No need to be rude!

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-Back in a minute.

-Well, hurry up!

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-Ohhh!

-HE SNIFFS

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What's that smell?

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Smells like...wet dog, or... or something like...

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Aa-a-a-a-rgh!

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Beetroot!

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Nev, what are you doing?

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Welcome to Pimple's, Beatrice.

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Remind me - is this or is this not Barney's flat?

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Yes and no. It's also a health and beauty spa.

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Really?

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-And you, girl, need some emergency work on these hands.

-I do?

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You've got nails like a tree sloth. I hope you don't have a date soon.

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-Barney!

-He's right, I am seeing Barney later.

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-It's not exactly a date, but...

-But nothing!

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Right. Let's work those nails.

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Would you like lemon meringue with a bulletproof tint,

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or scratch-and-sniff pink, with a twist of granite?

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Um...red?

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Now, I'll do nine nails for £10 and throw in an extra one for free!

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Wow. It's a good job I came by.

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SHE SNORES LOUDLY

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HE STRAINS

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Ohh-h-h-h!

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HE GRUNTS

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-HIS BACK CRACKS

-Ahhhh!

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What's that?

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Oh, no! Mr Prank is still out there!

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Relax, I'll take a look.

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-Ohhh!

-Look at those nails.

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Look at all of him!

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Yucky.

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Now, that's one new customer that will pay me for a makeover.

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-Poorly Pants.

-Ahhhh!

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But there's only you and me to look after the whole spa.

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We need more staff. Any ideas?

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Um...hmmm.

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I'll never get enough money to buy an electric skateboard at this rate.

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Um...hmmm.

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And I reckon Angry Pants would have paid your tips in ice-cream, too.

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Oh! Ice-cream! Yum yum!

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Mwah! No problemo.

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HE CHUCKLES

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Nev, have you got a plan?

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I know, I know! Ha-ha-ha!

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Oh, oh, quick! Who-o-o-a!

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What's that horrid smell?

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Crazy Keith! Oh! Crazy Keith!

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Ah, here you go, Doris. Pink rose petals for my pink princess!

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MUFFLED SHRIEKING

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..Stuck!

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Wack-a-doo!

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THEY STRAIN

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-Ah.

-Phew!

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Ah, didger-me-doo-dah, Nevie.

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You look great! Just like me, ha-ha!

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HE SNIFFS

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What's that?

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Ahh, dingo dungo!

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-Ahh...

-SPLAT!

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Oh, yeah. It is an acquired taste. Or should I say smell?

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Smellanie, mundo problemo!

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Oh, no can help, Nevie.

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-I've promised Doris we'd have some "us" time.

-Ice-cream!

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Oooh.

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Oh, I'm sorry, Doris, but Nev needs me upstairs.

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I'll be back.

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I'll make it up to you, my love.

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Now, appearances are everything, Nevie.

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We need to get the look right.

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Ahh, I'm liking this one, Nevie.

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No way, Jose.

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Ah, this is definitely the one, Nevie.

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Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.

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-HE SIGHS

-OK.

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-Ahhh!

-Ahhh! No, no, no.

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Shi-ba-deeh!

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-Wack-a-doo, Nevie. Are you sure this will get me my ice-cream?

-Hm.

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MUSIC: "The Blue Danube" by Johann Strauss II

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-Going anywhere nice tonight?

-I'm out with Barney, remember?

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And this isn't what I had in mind when I asked for a foot spa.

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Smellanie!

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Great, you're back!

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And...who's this?

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Keith's the name, and beauty is my game.

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Nev's filled me in, so who's first for a marsupial massage?

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I've put my Aunt Barbara in the bathroom for a mudbath.

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I'm dealing with Beatrice. I need you to get Mr Angry Pants

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-and give him a massage.

-You didn't say anything about Angry Pants!

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-Double wages for that, please.

-Look, if we get this right,

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-there will be ice-cream.

-OK, you're on.

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Keith and Nevlova, go get Angry Pants.

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Watch the hair, sweetie.

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Oh, this is agony. I'll give you anything. Just stop.

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Did he say we could have anything we wanted, Nevlova?

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Yeah.

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-CRASH!

-Ow!

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Oh, sorry, sir. Would you like the de-luxe massage package?

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Oh, just get rid of me bad back!

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Aggh!

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It's that bear, I can smell him.

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Oh, that's funny. All I can smell is dingo dungo.

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Ow!

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Right.

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Let me show you some of our treatments.

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# Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo! # Here's the foot spa.

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This one's ready for a facemask.

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Oh-h!

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And this is where our special clients have reviving mud baths.

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WOMAN: Oh, divine!

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ALL: Agghh!

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-And finally, our massage room.

-Oh, great, get me in there.

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-Cash, please.

-Here you are.

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A massage is £20, and all tips in ice-cream.

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-You'll get the rest when it's done.

-Oh.

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CASH REGISTER PINGS

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Right.

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Ow, be careful!

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Ow! Oh-h!

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-BEAR SHOUTS

-Ow!

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Oooh!

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Didgeridoo-dah! Bouncy!

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Your inner youth is returning.

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Oooh!

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I feel icky.

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I feel icky too!

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CREAKING Dismount, dismount!

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Ow!

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OK, people, job done.

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Pimples is now officially closed.

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Love you, Mr Angry Pants.

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Oh!

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This is not the facial I had in mind. Oh!

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Well, you're stuck with it now. It lasts 24 hours.

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Oh, thank you, my dear. I feel so relaxed. Keep the change.

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Oh, thank you.

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DOOR OPENS Oh, great(!)

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I said we're closed now, Mr Prank! You have to leave.

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-CREAKING

-Oh!

-Oh, didgeridoo-dah!

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Angry Pants?

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-And you're not getting out without paying.

-Of course not.

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MUSCLES CREAK

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See you next week.

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Mr Barney, sir.

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Mr Prank?!

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Did you just see...?

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OK, what's going on?

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Good job, Nevlova.

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For the masseuses.

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Ice-cream! Ha-ha-ha!

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Ice-cream! Mm-mm-mm!

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-Keith?

-Yeah.

-What are you doing up here and what is that smell? Dingo?

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Dungo. HE SNIFFS

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OK.

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I think someone's got a little bit of explaining to do.

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I used your flat as a health spa.

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I just wanted to get enough money to buy a skateboard like yours.

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Sorry, Barney.

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-Well, you needn't have bothered. You can have mine.

-Thanks! Why?

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Let's just say I'll be taking the bus from now.

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I fell off. Me bum's hurting.

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Ah-ah! First, you've got to clean the flat, and do me a favour.

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-What?

-Make me look like Mr Prank. I've got a hot date with Beatrice.

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-I want to impress.

-Mmm, no problemo.

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Ow! Oh-h!

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I'd better look as good as Mr Prank after this.

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THEY SIGH

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I wonder how Barney's hot date with Beatrice is going, Nevvy.

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Mmm, easy-peasy!

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I still think we went too far with his make-over. Too far.

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Too, too far. DOOR OPENS

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Oh! Barney?

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He's back home early. That's never a good sign.

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I've never been so embarrassed.

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Sorry, Barney.

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Beatrice had a tiger painted on her face. Ridiculous!

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HE SNIFFS

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Phew! What's that smell?

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Oh, it's Doris, she didn't like my old dingo dungo,

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so I'm wearing this new aroma instead. Keith, by Keith,

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the scent of koala. Rrr!

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Yuck!

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