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The young stars of A Series of Unfortunate Events visit the studio to talk about the new series. The team celebrate the Lunar New Year with a fantastic rooster lantern.


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On today's show, we'll be telling you how you can get involved in

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Red Nose Day and celebrate Lunar New Year.

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-It's the year of the Rooster. I've got a rooster joke.

-Go on.

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-Why did the rooster run away? He was chicken.

-OK, I've got one.

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What do you call a rooster that wakes you up in the morning?

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-Don't know.

-An alarm CLUCK.

-Go on, Radzi, your go.

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Hens!

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VINYL SCRATCHES

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-No, it's got to...

-What?

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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-That is a lot of cheering.

-The crowd have gone wild.

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-Thank you very much.

-We've only just begun.

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There's no-one there, it's a sound effect.

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They're clearly up for a laugh, as are we. And if you are,

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then you're going to love later on in the show,

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because we're getting help from you to assist with Red Nose Day.

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Also, I'm going to be taking some photos with Chris Packham.

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He's the legend that presents Winterwatch and he's going to be

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showing us how to capture wildlife in all of their glory.

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I loved that day with him. Thank you very much, Chris.

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As well as that, I am so starstruck and excited, because we're

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joined by the cost of Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate

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Events and we're going to be playing a very unfortunate game.

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I can't say more than that.

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Speaking of games, you know who this is, it's Shelley.

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She's going to be hiding somewhere throughout the show.

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You've got to try and find her. We call it Spot Shelley.

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The first person to get in touch and know where she is wins £1 million!

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No, stop doing that.

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-But you do get a shout out, so it's worth getting involved.

-Two million.

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Now, can we, please, dim the lights?

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-Yeah, please.

-And just look.

-Wow.

-It's beautiful.

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Those gorgeous things are lanterns and they're on Blue Peter for

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a very good reason and that's because on Saturday,

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it will be the Lunar New Year.

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Now, the Lunar New Year is celebrated right the way

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across central and eastern Asia,

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and according to the Chinese Zodiac, it will be the year of the

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Rooster, and to help explain more, we have in the studio with us the

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creative director of the Magical Lantern Festival, it's Ian Xiang.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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-Lovely to meet you.

-So excited to be here.

-We're excited to have you.

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Tell us, what is the lantern? What makes it so significant?

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Well, in traditional Chinese, people hang lanterns in front of

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the gate during Chinese imperial time

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to bring luck and ward off evils.

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Fantastic. And what made you want to bring it to the UK?

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Well, when I was a child,

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we'd go to this kind of lantern festival every year.

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-It was my favourite day.

-Was it really?

-Yeah.

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When I came here, I found that it was missing,

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so I wanted to bring the lantern festival into the UK.

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And you have done just that.

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I personally am going to have to go to the Magical Lantern Festival.

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If I do go, what will I see? What's it like?

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Well, at the Magical Lantern Festival, in Chiswick House And Gardens,

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-we will see loads of lanterns like this.

-OK.

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-We have a huge ship lantern across the lake.

-Wow!

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-And also we have a big rooster lantern.

-Look at that!

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And we have a 30-metre-long, 50-metre-tall palace lantern,

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that's from Tang dynasty.

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It's something that you have to see to really appreciate, I guess,

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and you've got something very special for us.

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Yeah, we've got a rooster lantern here for you.

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Made by your fair hands, Ian.

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Well, thank you very much and actually if you like that,

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then you'll love our make. Later on in the show, we'll be showing you

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-just how to make this. Ian, thank you so much.

-Thank you.

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-Awesome! Where's Barney?

-I'm over here. Hello. How are you?

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I've got my own camera shot and everything, look at that.

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That's my good side. Hello, darlings.

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Right then, Lunar New Year is round the corner, yes,

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but so is one of my favourite days in the calendar and that is

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Comic Relief's Red Nose Day, so on the 23rd March,

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Blue Peter's going to be celebrating all the incredible

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work Comic Relief does to help people around the UK and, of course,

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around the world, and we want you to get involved too, please.

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-Can I do the good bit?

-Go on, then.

-OK.

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So, check out our Red Nose Day totaliser. Look at that!

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-It's a beautiful thing.

-That is proper. We are not messing around,

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because we are on a mission to find the UK's funniest joke.

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We need you to tell us what makes you LOL.

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LOL stands for Laugh Out Lovely, so get in touch and send us your jokes.

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We're going to try and fill our totaliser with the amount of jokes

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we've had in. We're going to go

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from all the way from the bottom, all the way to the top.

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You can see there that there's 1,000 there,

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but that doesn't mean that's how many we're going to get in.

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-We want to smash that record.

-We're going to smash it, I've got a good

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-feeling.

-Don't start there on your camera shot, come back down,

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because we've only just announced this, which means that at the

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moment, we have a big fat total of a big fat zero, which is about

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-here somewhere.

-That's right. We need your help.

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We need you to get in touch with us, send us in your jokes.

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They need to be funny and original and tell us what you're doing

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this year for Red Nose Day. Get involved.

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Question is, Barney, how can everyone at home do that?

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Step uno - you have to go to the Blue Peter website and download

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this application form. Then you cut it out and you decorate our faces.

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Be nice, please.

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The next thing you need to do is fill out your three,

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your top-three jokes on these little spaces here.

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They can be anything, as long as they're original, you've come up

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with them. So they can be knock-knock jokes,

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-or Doctor, Doctor. Maybe Barney's got a wonderful example.

-OK.

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I was playing pool with an owl last week and he hit the white ball

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in and I said, "That's two hits," and the owl went, "Two hits to who?"

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CHEERING AND LAUGHTER

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-Loving that one.

-OK.

-What?

-Thank you, Barney.

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No, I told you I'd laugh on the live.

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So the next thing you need to do is tell us what you're doing for

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Red Nose Day. Remember, getting involved is so important.

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No matter how big or small, just get fundraising.

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And then you want to send your application form to our

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snail-mail address. I don't know why they call it that. Do snails deliver it?

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-I don't know.

-Anyway, it's...

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-Thank you.

-There's the deadline, it's Wednesday 22nd of March

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and make sure you're watching on Thursday 23rd March,

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make sure you're watching,

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because that is our Blue Peter Red Nose day spectacular and

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we're going to be reading out some of your jokes and actually LOL-ing.

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-I'm sorry I didn't LOL at your joke.

-You did really well.

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-You're a very good actress.

-Good. Thanks.

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But now, from jokes onto a show that is so scary,

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so horrific that even the makers of it tell you to look away.

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I suggest you don't. It's amazing.

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It's Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events.

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# Skies smiling at me... #

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I'm going to stop you right here.

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I'm Lemony Snicket.

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The cinematic tease before you is full of disturbed plots...

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You must obey.

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-..villainous, frightful deeds...

-Really?

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..and an absurd amount of child endangerment.

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Do you really want to sit through every horrid episode?

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Be a dear and look away.

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I've got goose bumps, because it's just the best show in the world.

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-Please, welcome Louis and Malina!

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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It's great to have you guys here.

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I just want to say... The crowd are wild today.

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Now, we all know Lemony Snicket, I'm sure.

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I read the books growing up, I loved the film,

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the new series is amazing, to anyone out there who doesn't know

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Lemony Snicket, tell us a little bit about the story.

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Well, we play Violet and Klaus Baudelaire, who are siblings and our

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parents die in a terrible fire and the orphans get placed in the

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care of Count Olaf, who goes through disguises and plans

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-to try to get our fortune.

-They're not the best disguises,

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-I've got to say. He looks funny, though.

-He does, he does.

-Yeah.

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Now, of course, we've seen you on camera before, Malina.

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We've seen you in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Nine Lives,

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-but, Louis, you're new to all this telly stuff, aren't you?

-Yeah.

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-How did you get the role?

-I went to the original audition.

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I thought it went really badly, if I'm honest.

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I messed up all the lines and stuff,

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but my mum got a call a few months later,

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asking me to be in LA on Tuesday and it was Saturday at the time,

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-for a call back.

-Phew! And look at you now. It's the best series ever.

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-Listen, we want to show a clip. Would you like that?

-Yeah.

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-It would be great.

-Great. We're not going to do that.

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We're going to make you really work for it, OK?

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We're going to play a game and for every question you get right,

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you're going to get five seconds of a clip.

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Walk this way for Blue Peter's A Series Of Unfortunate Events.

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So smooth! There we go.

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-I'm going to explain how the game works, OK, guys?

-OK.

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It's pretty serious.

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On this board you can see a whole series,

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you haven't seen these before, of unfortunate events, ranging from

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toilet paper on the shoe to losing your BP badge over there.

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But the question is - which event is the most unfortunate?

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We've been asking our Blue Peter fans to vote online all week on

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which they think is the most unfortunate, so it's up to

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you to guess whether they thought that each event was more or less.

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-Are you up for it? Does that make sense?

-Definitely.

-Yeah.

-Great.

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Good. So for each correct guess,

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you will get five seconds of your clip shown.

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-Are you ready?

-Yes.

-OK. Here we go.

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The first one, toilet paper stuck on your shoe and then here

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we've got laying in, sleeping past the alarm.

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So is that more or less unfortunate than toilet paper on the shoe?

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-I do that every morning.

-Toilet paper on the shoe or sleeping in?

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-Oh, sleeping in. Good.

-That's got to be more unfortunate, surely.

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I think so. It's more stressful, don't you think?

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More unfortunate, let's see.

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Yeah! Great! Join in at home, by the way.

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I don't know how. We might hear you shouting.

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OK, so jumping over a fence and your trousers splitting,

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I think it's just trousers splitting. Is that more...?

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-That's more.

-That's got to be more.

-That's definitely...

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-You think that's worse than sleeping through the alarm?

-I think it is.

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It is more! You guys are on a roll!

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The next one is when you call your teacher, "Mum."

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Is that more or less unfortunate than ripping your trousers?

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-I think it's bad, but it's not quite...

-I think less.

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-We think less?

-I think less.

-The cameramen agree,

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so that's a good thing. Let's have a look.

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It's less unfortunate!

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Thanks, Louis, you've got my back.

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The next one is dropping your toast butter-side down.

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-Is that more or less unfortunate?

-It's a waste of toast.

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-Yeah, yeah, it's a waste of toast.

-Really? So we're saying more?

-Yeah.

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OK. Let's have a look.

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Oh! It was less. Those sneaky Blue Peter fans.

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OK, the next one is being splashed by a puddle from a car.

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Is that more or less unfortunate than dropping your toast

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-butter-side down?

-Your cold and wet and...

-I think more.

-I think more.

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-It's got to be.

-OK. Let's have a look. Turn it around.

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It's more.

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You guys! We're going to be here for hours watching this clip.

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You're doing well. The next one is stepping in doggie doo-doo.

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-Is that more or less unfortunate?

-That's quite bad.

-More.

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-That's a bad day out, isn't it? So we're saying...?

-More.

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It's more!

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OK, the last one. I love this game, we should do this every week.

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-Losing your Blue Peter badge.

-That's about as bad as it gets.

-That's...

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-That's...

-Radzi's in tears over there, just at the thought.

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-Do we think that's more or less unfortunate?

-I think it's more.

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-You think more?

-We just got ours today. The badges are everything.

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It's more! I like that game. I hope you were getting involved at home.

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You've got 30 seconds of the clip to show,

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so, guys, you're on camera two, I'll hand over to you.

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-BOTH:

-Run VT.

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UNBOLTS

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Hello, hello, hello, children.

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I am Count Olaf.

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A renowned actor and your new guardian.

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-You're welcome.

-Thank you.

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-You're welcome.

-He's... He's so scary.

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That was terrifying. Make sure you watch it.

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Now, we've been asking your questions to this lovely pair,

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so make sure you head online and check that out,

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but there we go. Barney, over to you.

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Thank you, Linds. If you've been watching Winterwatch recently,

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you'll know that the team follow lots of different types of wildlife

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in lots of different habitats and they actually move on from

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time to time and once they've been there,

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the next thing you know, is they've gone. Wouldn't it be great if you

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could actually capture that moment in time for ever? You can,

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you need two things. You need a camera and a Chris Packham.

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Winter -

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cold, bleak, gloomy days when you just want to stay inside

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and stay nice and warm,

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or you could head outside with your thermals on,

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so that you're all wrapped up and see what a beauty winter

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has to offer you, and that's exactly what I'm doing today and

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I'm going to capture it all on camera.

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Yes, it might be a bit chilly,

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but winter is the perfect time to get out and spot wildlife.

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Just ask Chris Packham.

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He's the presenter of the hit BBC show Winterwatch.

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Hello and welcome to Winterwatch 2017.

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Over the past five series, Chris and the Winterwatch team have

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been spotting some amazing animals during the colder months.

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No prizes, then, for guessing where I've come.

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Welcome to the RSPB reserve here in Arne, Dorset.

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It's the current set of this year's Winterwatch, where

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Chris Packham and the team are filming the new series.

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But as well as being a TV presenter,

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Chris is a wildlife and photography expert.

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CAMERA CLICKS

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So who better to show me around and show me what to snap?

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-Good morning, Chris.

-Good morning, Barney.

-Are you all right?

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-What a day.

-It's a beautiful day, isn't it?

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Obviously, winter is the time to stay indoors and wrap up warm

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and have a warm brew, but of course if we get outside and start

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to have a look around, we can see some amazing stuff.

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It's a fantastic time of year for wildlife watching.

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The leaves are all off the trees, if you're in woodland you can see

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a lot further and because animals are hungry in winter,

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sometimes you can take advantage of that and get closer to them,

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-so it's super for photography.

-Shall we get started?

-Let's go.

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Now, we're using some pretty serious kit,

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but you can use something as simple as a camera phone.

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But no matter what you're taking your photos with,

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you need to get yourself in the right place.

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So Chris's first tip is to choose the right location.

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Where do you suggest we start?

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Well, I would go where the public goes,

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because there the animals are used to seeing people

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and you don't have to spend as much time sneaking up on them.

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So I'd stick on the paths if we were looking for deer,

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because they're quite happy to see people on the paths.

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If you go off into the woods, they're going to be a little bit

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spooked. And then lastly, the car park, because

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-that's where everyone arrives and everyone has their lunch.

-Sure.

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-Of course.

-So there's always food there.

-That's a great tip.

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'The advice pays off straight away.

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'Just by sticking to the path,

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'we soon manage to capture an iconic winter bird -

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'a robin.

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'Once you're in the right position,

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'it's time to think about what your photo will actually look like.

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'Or, to use a technical term...

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'With the help of a herd of deer we've spotted,

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'Chris points out what to look for to help make your photo brilliant.'

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The deer are forming a nice shape.

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I've got a gap between the trees there,

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looking into the background.

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So that gives the photograph some depth as well.

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I've got nice and low, so that I can get the sky in,

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so that we can see the landscape where these animals are living.

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What I like about the deer here is that their coat colour

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complements the grass.

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We've got that lovely mixture of browns,

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and with the leafless trees behind...

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They're nice and brown, too.

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'To snap these deer,

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'we're using camera lenses that can capture them from a long way away.

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'But what happens if you can't get your hands on this serious kit?'

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Well, that's simple...

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'If you're using a phone or a tablet to take your pictures,

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'you'll get the best results if you're close up.

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'So, where's closer than your back garden?'

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Your kitchen or your lounge window is a perfect hide -

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nice and warm, close to the kettle, cup of tea,

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-tea, cakes, biscuits...

-Sounds beautiful.

-..it's all on tap.

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You can attract birds into your garden by putting out food

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in bird feeders.

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But you don't want to photograph the birds on an ugly plastic feeder.

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It works for the birds dispensing food, but not for a nice photo.

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So what I do is, I set up next to it a nice natural perch like this.

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Wizened old wood, a bit of lichen, or even maybe some moss like this.

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-Beautiful, yeah.

-So when the bird pitches here,

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it looks like it's out in the woods

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and your picture's going to look a lot more attractive.

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So you don't need a posh tripod like this.

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Anything just to hold this in place...

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How do you tempt the birds in place to here?

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Is that because they're near the feeder,

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so they're used to that environment, so they'll naturally jump on to it?

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If they're reluctant, just stick some peanuts or seed on top

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of here a few times and then they'll soon learn

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that this offers food as much as the feeder does as well.

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So once you've set out your bird feast,

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you can snap them from your lovely, warm house.

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Genius.

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Then try and get the camera as close to the glass as possible

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to cut out the reflection. If you're taking it with a mobile,

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you can hold it right up to the glass like that.

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I actually have a small camera, so if you do the phone shot,

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I'll do the camera shot.

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I guess now it's just a...

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It's a waiting game, really, isn't it?

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Yeah, but with all that tempting seed on offer,

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I don't think we'll have to wait too long.

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I haven't had any breakfast, I'm tempted by the seed!

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Thanks to Chris, I've had a great day

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and I'm pretty pleased with the photos I've taken.

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It just goes to show,

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you never know what you might see outside in the winter months.

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Although, there are no signs of any birds on our perch yet.

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Remember, the most important ingredient

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-of wildlife photography is...

-Cake and tea.

-Patience.

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-Patience, that's it.

-Patience.

-OK, I'll stay here for a bit longer.

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-You've got to go off and do some work, haven't you?

-I have indeed.

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-Thanks for being here today.

-You're most welcome.

-Some really good tips.

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Hopefully that's inspired you to get out there and take some photos.

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-In the meantime...

-You stay here, I'll get off.

-..patience.

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Thank you, Chris.

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I hope they show up. We might be here for some time.

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I was there for some time. I got back about 20 minutes ago.

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No, I'm only kidding! It was a great day. Thank you very much to Chris.

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If you want to watch Winterwatch,

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it's on tonight - BBC Two, eight o'clock.

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It is the last one from RSPB Arne, so go and check it out -

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when they're looking at all the wildlife, and they're wonderful talents.

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Speaking of which, there's a brand-new animation that's come out.

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It's called Sing, and Hollywood legend Matthew McConaughey

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voices one of the characters. He's called Buster. He's a koala bear.

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We found out that he was in town, so went a long to ask him

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some questions about the animation. Questions like this...

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You can be in your pyjamas if you want to.

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You don't have to comb your hair,

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you don't have to do any of that

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and so there's nothing self-conscious about it.

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I think we should do this show in our pyjamas.

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I'm going to put the idea forward later on.

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If you want to see the full interview,

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head to the Blue Peter website... bbc.co.uk/bluepeter

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You can hear more from Taron Egerton, Matthew's co-star,

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about that movie. Now, though, it's time for the Big Badge Wall.

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-Time to look at your talents.

-That's right. Come on over.

7:18:037:18:05

It's looking very good. There's sparkles, there's colour.

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We've even got Malina and Louis to come and help read out...

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-Yay!

-CHEERING

7:18:107:18:13

They're loving you today. Malina, you've found some post.

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-Talk me through it.

-I did. I love the one of Badge Man by Luke.

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He's from Preston and he got a blue badge.

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I tell you what, he's got it pretty spot on, hasn't he?

7:18:217:18:24

-Take a look at this.

-Look at that!

-There he goes.

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-Just for you, Luke. Just for you, that, mate.

-That's good!

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Malina, where did you find Badge Man?

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-The world may never know.

-OK.

-Bye-bye.

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Now, look at what Louis and myself are currently wearing

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around our waists - very proudly.

7:18:377:18:39

Clearly inspired by the WWE guests we had in a couple of weeks ago

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Mine's made by Kai. Kai's from Sheffield.

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Kai, you are a genius.

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-Who's yours made by, Louis?

-Mine was made by Evan and Jack

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-from Worcester and they got a silver badge.

-Well-deserved.

7:18:507:18:52

-Thank you, guys.

-We love to hear from you. Keep your stuff coming in.

7:18:527:18:55

You never know, it could end up right here on the Big Badge Wall.

7:18:557:18:58

Those are the details that you need...

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Also, don't forget that a Blue Peter badge gets you

7:19:007:19:02

into over 200 attractions across the UK.

7:19:027:19:04

-Every one...

-ALL:

-For free!

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-That's beautiful.

-Nice.

-Please head to the website before you go out,

7:19:077:19:10

because sometimes the deals can change.

7:19:107:19:12

-Can you feel that?

-What?

-I can feel a make coming on.

7:19:127:19:15

Oh, yes, we'll be showing you how to make this,

7:19:157:19:17

your very own rooster lantern. Guys, I fancy a hand.

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-Can you give me a hand?

-Yeah, I'd love to.

-Me!

-Come on, Barn.

-Yes!

7:19:197:19:22

-It's as simple as that. Sorry, Linds.

-See you later, Linds.

7:19:227:19:24

So it's a very, very simple make. It's not really...

7:19:247:19:27

It only works with two of us...

7:19:277:19:28

All you need to make this fantastic creation is the following...

7:19:287:19:32

If you're going to build yourself a really sturdy lantern,

7:19:427:19:45

make sure you get some card, rather than paper.

7:19:457:19:46

It's thicker, it looks better and works a lot better as a lantern.

7:19:467:19:49

You want go vertically along the line and fold your line

7:19:497:19:52

right down the middle like that.

7:19:527:19:53

Now, the measurement you're going to need is two centimetres.

7:19:537:19:55

It works for two reasons.

7:19:557:19:57

Two centimetres in from the side is where you make your first cut.

7:19:577:20:00

And two centimetres from the top is where you stop.

7:20:007:20:03

You don't want to go all the way to the end, otherwise your

7:20:037:20:05

lantern is just going to be in pieces.

7:20:057:20:07

I'm going to show you just a few more of those

7:20:077:20:09

cos you know what you're doing.

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Once you've gone all the way down, you'll end up with

7:20:107:20:13

-a piece of card that looks like this.

-Nice.

7:20:137:20:15

What you do now is fold it back on itself and you want the fold

7:20:157:20:17

to be on the outside cos you get that lovely little shape like that.

7:20:177:20:20

-Look at that.

-While I staple this together you can

7:20:207:20:22

-talk about the handle.

-Absolutely.

7:20:227:20:24

We've got a handle which has two purposes.

7:20:247:20:26

-I've taken two...

-Hello! It's alive!

-..two strips, rather,

7:20:267:20:29

of the A4 card and I've glued them together, or stapled them together.

7:20:297:20:32

And then once you slot that inside...

7:20:327:20:34

-Two seconds.

-.. the structure that Barney's got here,

7:20:347:20:36

you will then have a lantern which looks like this one here.

7:20:367:20:39

Now, the more observant ones amongst you may notice...

7:20:397:20:42

-I'll move that just to one side for a sec.

-OK. I'm sorry.

7:20:427:20:44

See, I'm already getting it wrong. I'm only helping out.

7:20:447:20:47

-I said two uses because... Can you give me a hand and lift it up?

-Sure.

7:20:477:20:50

Look at that there. There is our battery-powered candle.

7:20:507:20:53

-Yes.

-But I don't think it looks much like a rooster yet.

-Not yet.

7:20:537:20:56

We need to get some legs on it. I can show you how to make those.

7:20:567:20:58

You're going to need... The yellow card that you've

7:20:587:21:01

already got, cut it into two strips like this.

7:21:017:21:03

-And then stick the ends together.

-Nice.

7:21:037:21:04

One goes over the top of the other,

7:21:047:21:06

that's why you've got a little crease,

7:21:067:21:08

fold that one over there like that and that will get you started.

7:21:087:21:11

I'm sure you've done this loads of times.

7:21:117:21:13

Just keep going like that until you eventually get to,

7:21:137:21:15

I don't know, maybe an inch from the top, and it will look like this.

7:21:157:21:18

-Yes.

-Now, these are the feet.

7:21:187:21:20

We've gone from naked feet because roosters don't wear shoes.

7:21:207:21:23

But you can give them shoes if you want to.

7:21:237:21:24

We have an example of that.

7:21:247:21:26

Some oval bits of card, decorate them like a shoe,

7:21:267:21:28

and some pipe cleaners there for the shoelaces.

7:21:287:21:30

It's really simple. Stick it all together and those are your feet.

7:21:307:21:33

The Blue Peter creation team are awesome at this kind of stuff.

7:21:337:21:36

They really are.

7:21:367:21:37

We'll keep the yellow card and I'm going to fold it over

7:21:377:21:40

because if we look for a split second at the finished

7:21:407:21:42

product you can see that we have a beak there.

7:21:427:21:44

So we're going to make the beak by folding over the yellow card.

7:21:447:21:47

I will stress this, measurements aren't that important for this make.

7:21:477:21:50

So I'm going to cut along the fold, about four centimetres,

7:21:507:21:52

and then I'm going to fold it into two right-angled triangles.

7:21:527:21:56

My old maths teacher would be very proud that I've called them

7:21:567:21:59

two right-angled triangles.

7:21:597:22:00

I'll fold them back and then I'm going to cut along the fold.

7:22:007:22:04

-In fact...

-Why don't you cut the fold itself?

7:22:047:22:06

OK, thank you for that one, because actually I should cut to the

7:22:067:22:09

side of the fold cos it makes it look that extra bit special.

7:22:097:22:12

Once you've cut along you will then have a beak,

7:22:127:22:15

if I open this out, which says, "Man, I'm doing a Blue Peter make."

7:22:157:22:19

That is well clever, yeah.

7:22:197:22:21

Now we're going to have to have our... This bit here is

7:22:217:22:23

-called the comb, and this bit at the back is called the tail.

-Yes.

7:22:237:22:26

For that, you've made a fan before, a million times, I'm sure you have,

7:22:267:22:29

you want to make a big fan and a small fan.

7:22:297:22:31

The small fan is the comb and the big fan is the tail.

7:22:317:22:34

And all you do really is just take a staple,

7:22:347:22:36

a stapler, and you stick them to the back of your rooster,

7:22:367:22:38

the big one at the back, and the small one at the front.

7:22:387:22:41

-I'm a real fan of this make.

-I like what you did there.

7:22:417:22:43

Once you've done that it will look like this.

7:22:437:22:45

As you can see. But as you can see, our rooster can't see.

7:22:457:22:48

Which is where these fantastic eyes come in.

7:22:487:22:51

I've just been... I've been rather creative there

7:22:517:22:54

-and just drawn around...

-"I've been!"

7:22:547:22:56

OK, when I say "I", what I mean is the awesome Blue Peter creation team.

7:22:567:22:59

-Are they level, those eyes?

-I've got it. Yes, just about.

7:22:597:23:02

And there you have your very finished rooster.

7:23:027:23:04

-What do you reckon, guys in the audience?

-It's amazing, isn't it?

7:23:047:23:07

CHEERING

7:23:077:23:09

If you have a go yourself, please take a photo and send it in to us.

7:23:097:23:11

Even if it's not to celebrate Lunar New Year.

7:23:117:23:14

-Barney?

-Yes.

-Who are you?

7:23:147:23:15

I just thought, I wondered if you had any information about

7:23:157:23:18

-a competition that's coming up?

-It's funny you say that, Rooster.

7:23:187:23:20

-What's your name, Rooster?

-Rocky.

-Rocky the Rooster.

7:23:207:23:23

-Well, Rooster the Rocky, which one is it?

-It's Rocky, I think it is.

7:23:237:23:26

It's Rocky. Rocky.

7:23:267:23:27

Yeah. While we're talking about roosters... Can I stand up now?

7:23:277:23:30

-Yes, please do.

-There's a quiz online

7:23:307:23:32

when you go and find out the details you need to make this make.

7:23:327:23:35

It's, do you know your roosters or not?

7:23:357:23:36

Find out by going and doing that.

7:23:367:23:38

-Spend some hours on there.

-Rocky wants to know if we've

7:23:387:23:40

got any competitions.

7:23:407:23:41

The answer is absolutely 100% affirmative, squire.

7:23:417:23:44

All you have to do is jump onto the Blue Peter website,

7:23:447:23:46

download this form here, and this will give you access to what

7:23:467:23:49

I think is the greatest Blue Peter competition of all time.

7:23:497:23:52

-Don't believe me? Watch this.

-You're very good.

7:23:527:23:54

Get set...for a massive competition.

7:23:587:24:02

STARTER PISTOL

7:24:027:24:03

The biggest global sporting events of 2017 are coming to London.

7:24:057:24:11

And with them the greatest athletes on the planet,

7:24:117:24:15

all competing for gold at the World Para Athletics and the IAAF

7:24:157:24:19

World Championships, London, 2017.

7:24:197:24:22

And one of you is going to play a massive part.

7:24:227:24:27

One lucky Blue Peter viewer will get to design both mascots for

7:24:297:24:34

the London 2017 Championships. Oh, yes.

7:24:347:24:38

The winning designs will be made into the official mascots that

7:24:387:24:42

will rub shoulders with the likes of

7:24:427:24:44

Mr Usain Bolt, Jonnie Peacock, Hannah Cockroft, and Mo Farah.

7:24:447:24:49

And judging your entries are two gold-medal-winning superstars.

7:24:497:24:53

Double Paralympic and triple World and European gold medallist -

7:24:537:24:58

Richard Whitehead.

7:24:587:24:59

And Olympic, triple World and European champion -

7:24:597:25:03

Jessica Ennis-Hill.

7:25:037:25:05

Not only will your designs be turned into the official mascots of

7:25:057:25:09

London, 2017

7:25:097:25:11

and be seen all over the world by millions of fans,

7:25:117:25:14

you'll also get tickets to the Championships,

7:25:147:25:17

receive a VIP tour of the London stadium,

7:25:177:25:20

and come face-to-face with some of the best athletes in the world.

7:25:207:25:25

This is off the charts.

7:25:257:25:26

To win this amazing prize you need to come up with...

7:25:277:25:31

You need to give them names.

7:25:407:25:41

They should be friends and

7:25:417:25:43

passionate about athletics.

7:25:437:25:45

They must be your own design.

7:25:457:25:48

You can't copy any logos or

7:25:487:25:49

anything to do with Blue Peter,

7:25:497:25:51

including the badge.

7:25:517:25:52

And you need to write a paragraph

7:25:547:25:56

explaining how

7:25:567:25:57

you came up with them.

7:25:577:25:59

We are so excited to be judging this competition, and it's

7:25:597:26:02

a once-in-a-lifetime prize, so give it your best shot.

7:26:027:26:04

Make sure you create two designs, one for each competition,

7:26:047:26:08

and don't favour any particular country or athlete.

7:26:087:26:11

We must receive your entries by noon on 10th February,

7:26:117:26:15

so get designing.

7:26:157:26:16

All the details on how to enter are on the Blue Peter website.

7:26:167:26:22

So what are you waiting for?

7:26:227:26:25

It's time to get involved with something special.

7:26:257:26:29

He's dancing.

7:26:297:26:31

-He's dancing.

-Look how happy he is.

7:26:317:26:32

Best competition ever!

7:26:327:26:34

Yeah, OK. But sit down.

7:26:347:26:36

-Cheers!

-Make sure you get the correct postage,

7:26:367:26:38

that's really important.

7:26:387:26:39

For example, if you are sending in an A4 poster like this,

7:26:397:26:42

you will need a large envelope stamp, which you can see just there.

7:26:427:26:46

Make sure you do do that, otherwise you could get disqualified.

7:26:467:26:49

-And that ain't good.

-OK, before we go, let's do Spot Shelley.

7:26:497:26:52

Where was Shelley?

7:26:527:26:53

Shelley was in the Series of Unfortunate Events game.

7:26:537:26:55

And there it is, a little clip. That's a really tiny Shelley.

7:26:557:26:58

That was well spotted, whoever it was. Louis, can you tell us?

7:26:587:27:01

-It was Blue Violet Mini Baker.

-Blue Violet Mini Baker.

7:27:017:27:03

Congratulations, you have won a house in Spain and your own pony.

7:27:037:27:06

-You haven't really. I'm joking about that, aren't I?

-No. Stop it.

7:27:067:27:09

Fan club hour starts straight after the show,

7:27:097:27:11

so make sure you head there for more games, you can chat

7:27:117:27:14

to other BP fans. Get online.

7:27:147:27:15

Whilst you're there... I'll do this bit.

7:27:157:27:18

Whilst you're there, make sure you download the application form.

7:27:187:27:21

Cut that out and decorate our faces.

7:27:217:27:22

Remember to send us your jokes, please, because we are going to be

7:27:227:27:25

collecting them and sticking them on our huge, great big totaliser.

7:27:257:27:28

That's a nice shiny shot over there. Thank you very much.

7:27:287:27:31

Next week's show will be an absolute redolcatron, corkatron,

7:27:317:27:34

off-the-chart show,

7:27:347:27:35

cos Europe's Strongest Man will be pulling a double-decker bus

7:27:357:27:37

-with his arms and legs.

-That can't be true.

7:27:377:27:39

Don't forget to send us your jokes.

7:27:397:27:41

We can show you what's going to happen.

7:27:417:27:43

We want to collect as many as we can.

7:27:437:27:45

Your favourites, we're going to put them into the totaliser

7:27:457:27:47

and get right to that top.

7:27:477:27:49

-There's my sock!

-No!

-Bye.

-Argh!

-Eurgh!

7:27:497:27:51

The young stars of A Series of Unfortunate Events visit the studio to talk about the new series. The team celebrate the Lunar New Year with a fantastic rooster lantern that you can make at home and Barney showcases his photography and comedy skills.