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HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY

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SHEEP BLEATS Oh!

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HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY

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HE HUMS

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-Hey, Tink.

-Hm?

-Water makes plants grow and it makes snikes shrink

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and it doesn't do anything to gumbles.

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It's like water always knows the right thing to do - or does it?

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Here's what I know, it's a beautiful day for hunting grubs,

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-so why don't you...?

-Go grubbing, yeah! Maybe. You think?

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-It might be fun.

-Yeah, decide on your way.

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Willi?

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You want to be the dodge gumball?

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-Do I?

-Yeah, you do.

-Oh...

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If I play the game, I miss out on grubs.

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If I go grubbing, I miss the game.

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-FLATLY:

-In your own time. We've got all day.

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Thanks, Bounce. Grubs or game? Hm.

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If you just relax and use you your gumbly noggin,

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you'll be able to make up your mind.

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Hey, Willi! Have fun grubbing.

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Oh, OK, I've decided on grubs.

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Did I? I suppose I must have.

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Far too atmospherical.

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And the weatherator is never wrong.

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Your Vileness, all the significations are there.

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All the what's are where?

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As the Royal predictor, I predict...

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it's going to rain!

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-Huh?

-Huh?

-Rain?

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Ah! Keep the King dry!

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To the mine. Hurry!

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-Doh!

-KING GRUNTS

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Doh.

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You nincombotter! You're fired.

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Hm!

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Grumble guts.

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RUMBLING

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Ow! Oh, ow!

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Grumble guts!

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RUMBLING

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Oh!

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Whoa!

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HE MOANS Grumble guts.

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Huh?

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'My friend, you have chosen the wrong path.'

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I sure did.

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Hello.

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Do you mind?

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'You and I are destined to share a path.'

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Oh!

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SQUEAKING

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So, hey, what do you think? Is it safe to cross?

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-'My answer is yes.'

-OK.

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HE GRUNTS

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LOUD CRASH Oh!

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'My friend, you have chosen the correct path.'

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Ha-ha!

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HE GRUNTS HAPPILY

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Double gumblot. Winners!

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-Doesn't count.

-Yeah, no way it counts!

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Happi?

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Hm? Oh, sorry. Just found this. Oh!

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HE CLEARS THROAT I believe we might help.

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Everybody, meet Wise Guy.

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-He has the answer to everything.

-Hm.

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OK, does that double gumblot count?

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'My answer is yes!'

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-Ha-ha! Yay! It counts.

-Just cos that thing says so...

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'Some enemies deserve to become allies.'

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That is so true.

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Oh, fine. Good Dodge gumball.

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Hm. Wise guy has spoken!

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You are sure Wise Guy is leading us to grubs?

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I mean, personally, I love going in circles, but...

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'My answer is yes.'

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Ha-ha!

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HE GASPS Oh!

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SQUEAKING

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-ALL:

-Wise Guy has spoken.

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SNORING

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Now that I have the best advisor ever, I want to do something

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that is great for everyone. Any ideas?

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'Some enemies deserve to become allies.'

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Hm!

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Enemies? You mean bottersnikes?

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'My answer is yes!'

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We should probably talk this over with the other gumbles.

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Tink, maybe. Or Happi.

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'My answer is no.'

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OK.

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You sure about this, Wise Guy?

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'You and I are destined to share a path.'

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GRUNTING

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First, you predictulate rain.

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Now you get me all snugulated!

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-Um, hello, bottersnike.

-Huh?

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Oh! Hello...gumble.

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Some enemies deserve to become allies.

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They do, eh?

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-Superluxerative.

-HE LAUGHS

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HE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY

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'My friend, you have chosen the wrong path.'

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HE GASPS

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And what have we got here?

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Your Vileness, may I present you

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with one entroubled gumble spy

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and his creepsy talking thingy?

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That thing, it talks? Give, eh.

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Say something. Out with it!

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You need to pull the stringacal, yeah.

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-'You and I are destined to share a path.'

-Hm.

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Wise Guy, you're a traitor!

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'My answer is yes.'

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Wise Guy, I like your style.

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So, what will we do with this gumble?

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Stick him in a can?

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'My answer is no.'

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Huh? What, then?

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Put him to work in the mattress mine.

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'My friend, you have chosen the correct path.'

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Of course I have.

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Take that gumble to the mattress mine.

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Grumble guts.

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HE GRUNTS

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I can't believe I was dumb enough to think Wise Guy was a friend.

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HE LAUGHS

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Wise Guy, tell me, is it going to rain?

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'My answer is no.'

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No rain coming? So, Weathersnike is wrong.

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He really is a little traitor.

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Get gone, Weathersnike. You're fired! Again.

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HE LAUGHS

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Maybe Happi and Tink are right.

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I should use my own gumbly noggin.

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STRAINING: Must...use... gumbly noggin.

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Think...of...escape...plan.

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THUNDER CLAPS

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Ha! Now I have this talky thingy,

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nothing can stop me. Nothing!

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THUNDER CLAPS

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THEY SCREAM

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Oh!

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Rain!

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Just as I...

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-HIGH-PITCHED VOICE:

-..just as I predictulated. Ha...ooh.

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Oh!

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How am I supposed to think of a plan with all this dripping?

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Oh! Dripping!

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It's raining.

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Thank you, gumbly noggin.

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HE PANTS

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Get back to work!

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No, gumble. Bad gumble.

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-METAL RATTLING

-Huh?

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Oh!

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THEY SCREAM

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Great work, gumbly noggin.

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-IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE:

-You said no rain.

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What's going on?

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'My friend, you have chosen the wrong path.'

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You mean you tricked me?

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'My answer is yes.'

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HE GASPS

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HE GRUNTS

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Wise Guy!

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No!

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Is this goodbye, Wise Guy?

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'Do you really need to ask this question?'

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I'm really going to miss you, Wise Guy, and your advice.

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I guess I'm going to have to use my gumbly noggin for myself.

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'My friend, you have chosen the correct path.

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'My friend.'

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My friend.

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Hm.

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