Wise Guy Bottersnikes & Gumbles


Wise Guy

Animated series. When Willi goes along with a talking doll's suggestion to make allies out of the Bottersnikes, he is captured and must learn to think for himself.


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HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY

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SHEEP BLEATS Oh!

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HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY

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HE HUMS

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-Hey, Tink.

-Hm?

-Water makes plants grow and it makes snikes shrink

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and it doesn't do anything to gumbles.

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It's like water always knows the right thing to do - or does it?

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Here's what I know, it's a beautiful day for hunting grubs,

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-so why don't you...?

-Go grubbing, yeah! Maybe. You think?

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-It might be fun.

-Yeah, decide on your way.

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Willi?

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You want to be the dodge gumball?

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-Do I?

-Yeah, you do.

-Oh...

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If I play the game, I miss out on grubs.

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If I go grubbing, I miss the game.

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-FLATLY:

-In your own time. We've got all day.

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Thanks, Bounce. Grubs or game? Hm.

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If you just relax and use you your gumbly noggin,

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you'll be able to make up your mind.

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Hey, Willi! Have fun grubbing.

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Oh, OK, I've decided on grubs.

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Did I? I suppose I must have.

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Far too atmospherical.

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And the weatherator is never wrong.

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Your Vileness, all the significations are there.

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All the what's are where?

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As the Royal predictor, I predict...

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it's going to rain!

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-Huh?

-Huh?

-Rain?

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Ah! Keep the King dry!

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To the mine. Hurry!

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-Doh!

-KING GRUNTS

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Doh.

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You nincombotter! You're fired.

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Hm!

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Grumble guts.

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RUMBLING

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Ow! Oh, ow!

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Grumble guts!

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RUMBLING

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Oh!

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Whoa!

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HE MOANS Grumble guts.

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Huh?

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'My friend, you have chosen the wrong path.'

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I sure did.

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Hello.

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Do you mind?

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'You and I are destined to share a path.'

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Oh!

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SQUEAKING

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So, hey, what do you think? Is it safe to cross?

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-'My answer is yes.'

-OK.

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HE GRUNTS

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LOUD CRASH Oh!

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'My friend, you have chosen the correct path.'

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Ha-ha!

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HE GRUNTS HAPPILY

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Double gumblot. Winners!

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-Doesn't count.

-Yeah, no way it counts!

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Happi?

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Hm? Oh, sorry. Just found this. Oh!

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HE CLEARS THROAT I believe we might help.

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Everybody, meet Wise Guy.

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-He has the answer to everything.

-Hm.

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OK, does that double gumblot count?

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'My answer is yes!'

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-Ha-ha! Yay! It counts.

-Just cos that thing says so...

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'Some enemies deserve to become allies.'

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That is so true.

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Oh, fine. Good Dodge gumball.

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Hm. Wise guy has spoken!

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You are sure Wise Guy is leading us to grubs?

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I mean, personally, I love going in circles, but...

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'My answer is yes.'

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Ha-ha!

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HE GASPS Oh!

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SQUEAKING

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-ALL:

-Wise Guy has spoken.

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SNORING

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Now that I have the best advisor ever, I want to do something

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that is great for everyone. Any ideas?

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'Some enemies deserve to become allies.'

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Hm!

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Enemies? You mean bottersnikes?

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'My answer is yes!'

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We should probably talk this over with the other gumbles.

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Tink, maybe. Or Happi.

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'My answer is no.'

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OK.

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You sure about this, Wise Guy?

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'You and I are destined to share a path.'

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GRUNTING

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First, you predictulate rain.

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Now you get me all snugulated!

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-Um, hello, bottersnike.

-Huh?

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Oh! Hello...gumble.

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Some enemies deserve to become allies.

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They do, eh?

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-Superluxerative.

-HE LAUGHS

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HE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY

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'My friend, you have chosen the wrong path.'

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HE GASPS

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And what have we got here?

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Your Vileness, may I present you

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with one entroubled gumble spy

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and his creepsy talking thingy?

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That thing, it talks? Give, eh.

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Say something. Out with it!

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You need to pull the stringacal, yeah.

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-'You and I are destined to share a path.'

-Hm.

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Wise Guy, you're a traitor!

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'My answer is yes.'

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Wise Guy, I like your style.

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So, what will we do with this gumble?

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Stick him in a can?

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'My answer is no.'

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Huh? What, then?

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Put him to work in the mattress mine.

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'My friend, you have chosen the correct path.'

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Of course I have.

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Take that gumble to the mattress mine.

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Grumble guts.

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HE GRUNTS

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I can't believe I was dumb enough to think Wise Guy was a friend.

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HE LAUGHS

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Wise Guy, tell me, is it going to rain?

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'My answer is no.'

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No rain coming? So, Weathersnike is wrong.

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He really is a little traitor.

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Get gone, Weathersnike. You're fired! Again.

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HE LAUGHS

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Maybe Happi and Tink are right.

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I should use my own gumbly noggin.

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STRAINING: Must...use... gumbly noggin.

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Think...of...escape...plan.

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THUNDER CLAPS

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Ha! Now I have this talky thingy,

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nothing can stop me. Nothing!

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THUNDER CLAPS

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THEY SCREAM

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Oh!

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Rain!

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Just as I...

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-HIGH-PITCHED VOICE:

-..just as I predictulated. Ha...ooh.

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Oh!

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How am I supposed to think of a plan with all this dripping?

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Oh! Dripping!

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It's raining.

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Thank you, gumbly noggin.

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HE PANTS

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Get back to work!

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No, gumble. Bad gumble.

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-METAL RATTLING

-Huh?

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Oh!

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THEY SCREAM

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Great work, gumbly noggin.

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-IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE:

-You said no rain.

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What's going on?

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'My friend, you have chosen the wrong path.'

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You mean you tricked me?

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'My answer is yes.'

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HE GASPS

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HE GRUNTS

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Wise Guy!

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No!

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Is this goodbye, Wise Guy?

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'Do you really need to ask this question?'

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I'm really going to miss you, Wise Guy, and your advice.

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I guess I'm going to have to use my gumbly noggin for myself.

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'My friend, you have chosen the correct path.

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'My friend.'

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My friend.

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Hm.

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Indecisive Willi finds a talking doll that provides answers to questions and begins using it to help him make decisions. But when it suggests he try to make allies out of the Bottersnikes, he is captured and must learn to think for himself.