The Ugly Pageant Bottersnikes & Gumbles
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LOUD EATING | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
Mm. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:44 | |
Mattress flakes. Disgusting. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:48 | |
Huh? | 0:00:48 | 0:00:49 | |
Oh! You two! | 0:00:51 | 0:00:52 | |
I need more snacks! | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
But I was just about to have my mid-mid-mid-late morning nap. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:58 | |
Shut up! If you can't be bothered fetching more stuff, | 0:00:58 | 0:01:02 | |
catch Gumbles to fetch it for you. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
NOW! | 0:01:04 | 0:01:05 | |
Now... | 0:01:07 | 0:01:08 | |
Ah! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
GROANING | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
Whoa-ho! Striiike! | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
Actually, Tink... | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
A little to the left next time. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
You mean...the right? | 0:01:23 | 0:01:24 | |
That's what I said. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
An obliterator from the Tinkinator. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
Ready to admit defeat? | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
Not likely. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:31 | |
Ahhh! | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
Competition update please, Willi? | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
You bungeed further than Bounce at drop-off point. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
Bounce podium-ed more times around the Gumbletree. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
-So I guess... -Huh. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
Ah! Winning at body bowling will put me into the lead. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
-Take that, Bounce. -She's going to smash you. -Never. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
-Ooh! -Whoa-ho! -Whoa! | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
Great, we've got to go all the way to the Gumbletree. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:59 | |
Why's that, Snorg? | 0:01:59 | 0:02:00 | |
Because, Glob, Gumbles don't just fall out of the sky. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:05 | |
-Whoa! -Oh! -Ahhh! | 0:02:05 | 0:02:06 | |
LOUD CRASH | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
Ah! You're going to wish you hadn't done that. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:12 | |
-Quick, to the right. -Huh? | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
Gotcha, you little weasels. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
-THEY SHIVER -Ah... | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
I mean left. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
Ugh. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:22 | |
Here's an idea, Tink, learn your left from your right. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
What do you mean? I totally know my left from my right. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
Quiet! Fill this with stuffing or you'll get spanged. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:31 | |
Start over there on the right. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
-ECHOES: -Oh... -Huh? | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
Oh. Uh-oh... | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
Oh... | 0:02:42 | 0:02:43 | |
Yaaah! | 0:02:43 | 0:02:44 | |
Oh. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
SHE GASPS | 0:02:46 | 0:02:47 | |
What's wrong? | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
You must be the ugliest Snike on Snike Hill. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:53 | |
Oi! I'm the ugliest Snike on Snike Hill. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
In fact, why don't we have a little contest to prove it? | 0:02:57 | 0:03:03 | |
Chank. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:04 | |
-Arrange an ugly pageant. -What an atrociously ingenious idea. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:10 | |
And whom shall be the judge? | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
Somebody clever. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
Oh. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:16 | |
Trustworthy. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:17 | |
Oh. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:18 | |
And completely unbiased. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
Me! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:22 | |
Huh. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
Will you just stop? It was not my fault we got caught. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
-It was your idea to body bowl so close to Snike Hill. -Urgh! | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
Let's just agree to disagree. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
I'm not agreeing with anything you say ever again. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
Look where it gets me. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:36 | |
Why can't they ever just...? | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
Whoa! Oh! | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
Ugh. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:41 | |
HE GROANS AND COUGHS | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
'What's the hold up?' | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
(Bottersnikes.) | 0:03:46 | 0:03:47 | |
'Ready, Your Grumpsness.' | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
CLEARS THROAT MICROPHONE BUZZES | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
Welcome to the ugly pageant. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:58 | |
'We'll be finding out which of these Snikes | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
'is more hideous than the rest.' | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
Ha! | 0:04:03 | 0:04:04 | |
Our first contestant is Snorg... | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
..who is as thoroughly useless as our second contestant, | 0:04:09 | 0:04:13 | |
Gubbo. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
Raaar! | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
Keep moving, Buttershrimp. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
Next up, we have Weathersnike, who predicts she will be crowned winner. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:25 | |
Hee-hee. Ugh. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
But as none of her predictions ever come true, I wouldn't count on it. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:33 | |
How come this sniffless little worm isn't taking part? | 0:04:33 | 0:04:37 | |
Because I'm too important. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
You mean you're not ugly enough. Ha-ha! | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
Smiggles is... | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
HE SNORES | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
..Smiggles. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:50 | |
FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS | 0:04:52 | 0:04:56 | |
Uh. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:02 | |
And our final contestant is Glob, | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
who has been known to get lost trying to find his own tail. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:09 | |
Oh? Uh... | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
It always runs away! | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
Ha! This is the most pitiful, un-repulsive bunch of Bottersnikes | 0:05:14 | 0:05:19 | |
I've ever seen. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
I'll need to use the might of the royal brain to pick a winner. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:26 | |
And the royal brain work on an empty tummy. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:30 | |
So fetch me a snack! | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
Bounce, Tink, you'll never guess what I found. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
Oh, yeah. What? | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
Um, nothing. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
This is nothing. Dig faster. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
Or I'll put Gumbles on the menu instead. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
And don't even think about trying to escape. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:52 | |
Us? Try to escape? As if. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
Rrrrrr. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
-So, here's the escape plan. -Guys... | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
You've got to see this. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:00 | |
-Step one... -Nuh-uh. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:01 | |
This time, I'm going to come up with an escape plan. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
-Both of you, listen. -Ha! | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
-You come up with an escape plan? -What's funny about that? | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
It's just not what you...you do. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
-I'm the ideas Gumble. -Hello. I found a secret tunnel. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:15 | |
Willi says unimportant stuff about tunnels. And you... | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
You're not even listening, are you? | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
Fine. Then I'll see myself out. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
-Enjoy your stay. -..ideas Gumble. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
Uh! | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
I'll show those two. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
A little further and I'm out of here. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
-WILLI GROANS -Baaaaarp! | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
Or maybe not. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:38 | |
Baaaaaaarp! | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
Hm. Hardly stinky at all. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
Baaaaaarp! | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
Hm. Almost floral. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
Gyah. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
BAAAAAAAAARRP! | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
THEY GASP | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
Humph. The best of a barely whiffy bunch... | 0:06:57 | 0:07:01 | |
Glob wins the smelliest burp round. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
Yay! | 0:07:04 | 0:07:05 | |
Chank, on with the waxiest ears round. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:09 | |
Ah! | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
GROANING | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
Minuscule. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
GROANING | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
Gubbo wins the waxiest ear round. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:29 | |
-But Glob hasn't had a go. -Suck it up, loser. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:33 | |
-Oh! -Ha-ha-ha-ha. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
SHOUTS AND GRUMBLING | 0:07:35 | 0:07:40 | |
I guess Bounce and Tink aren't that bad. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
Hmm. Now I feel bad for leaving them. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
Enough! | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
I've made my final decision. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
The winner of the ugly pageant is... | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
..me! | 0:07:55 | 0:07:56 | |
But, Your Vileness, you're the judge. | 0:07:56 | 0:08:00 | |
You're not even a contestulant. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
I know that, you fools. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
But none of you hold a candle to my regal repulsiveness. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:09 | |
And I do love cheating ever so much. Ha-ha-ha! | 0:08:09 | 0:08:13 | |
Now, make a trophy to celebrate my gloriously disgusting victory, | 0:08:13 | 0:08:19 | |
while I have my ugly sleep. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
HE SNORES | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
What a fix! | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
Ugliest Snike? Stinkiest cheat. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:30 | |
Shut up with your moaning! | 0:08:30 | 0:08:31 | |
I'm the ugliest Snike, and what I say goes. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:37 | |
Ah! The ugliest Snike. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
So...how do I look? | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
-Ridiculous. -You won't be saying that | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
when I stroll out of here without a second glance. Um... | 0:08:43 | 0:08:47 | |
Let me know how that goes. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:48 | |
Meanwhile, I'll be using these to bounce past the Snikes. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:52 | |
BOING! | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
Huh. Oh! | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
Ha-ha-ha! Awesome plan. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:57 | |
It was better than yours, cos I'm better than you at... | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
Oh, let me think. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
..everything. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:03 | |
-Oh, yeah? -Yeah. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
Then let's settle it once and for all. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
-Somehow. -I've got a competition for you. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
If you're interested. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:10 | |
-Why didn't you tell us about this place sooner? -Who knows? | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
Careful, keep to the right. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:19 | |
Oof! | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
OK. I might have a slight problem with left and right. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
THEY STRAIN | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
HE SNORES | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
SNORING CONTINUES | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
Huh? | 0:09:49 | 0:09:50 | |
LOUD SNORING | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
Hmm. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:55 | |
Ready? | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
DRILLING | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
HE STRAINS | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
Huh? | 0:10:09 | 0:10:10 | |
Oh... | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
Hee-hee. Finished, Your Revoltingness. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:24 | |
Oh, about time. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
THEY GASP | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
What are you gawping at? | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
How fantastically ugly I am? | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
You're... You're... | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
-SHE RETCHES -..gorgeous. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
Oh. Oh... | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
OH! | 0:10:42 | 0:10:43 | |
HE SNIFFS | 0:10:43 | 0:10:44 | |
Ugh! Ew! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
And you smell... Urgh. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
..delightful. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:49 | |
Argh! Who did this?! | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
-No! -No, no. -Wasn't me. -Wasn't me. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
Raaaar! | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
Arrghhhhh! | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
I know that I'm the ideas Gumble, | 0:11:09 | 0:11:10 | |
but that was a nifty escape plan, Willi. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
Playing us off against each other. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
Show us that as long as we beat the Bottersnikes, | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
it doesn't matter who the best Gumble is. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
Oh. Yeah. That was totally the plan. Though... | 0:11:20 | 0:11:24 | |
helping us to escape does sort of make me the best Gumble. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
In your face, wompbags! | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
Woooo! | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
He-he-he-he! | 0:11:33 | 0:11:34 | |
-BOTH: -I don't know where he gets it from. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 |