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Wow, there was a woman in France who lived to be 122 years old!

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That's unbelievable.

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That is a good age, Doctor, but I know someone a little closer to home

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who's celebrating their birthday today.

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Oh, no! The professor's birthday!

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-I totally forgot!

-Not to worry, Doctor.

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I've got a big surprise planned.

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Triple chocolate marshmallow fudge cake.

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Oh! The professor's favourite.

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Oh, you're a lifesaver, Colin.

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Well, I do my best, Dr Knowles.

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-Ouch!

-Lads, lads!

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You'll never guess what day it is today. Lads? Hello?

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Oh, crumpets.

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This is Brain Freeze!

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With Dr Knowles,

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Professor McCork

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and Colin the floor manager.

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Stand by!

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-Hi, folks, and welcome to Brain Freeze.

-It's time to reveal...

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Today's Big Question!

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And today we're asking, what is the oldest living thing?

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It could be from the animal kingdom, the plant kingdom...

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Or the "handsome scientist

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"celebrating a very special day" kingdom.

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-Eh? Any idea, lads?

-SHE CLEARS THROAT

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For most creatures, life is very shot.

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An adult mayfly can live for as little as 30 minutes.

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Humans, on the other hand, live to an average of around 80 years.

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You think that's old? Check these fellas out.

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Galapagos giant tortoises can live for up to 200 years

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and there are some whales who have been known to live just as long.

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Sounds like a lot of candles.

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But for plants, life can stretch out even longer,

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almost unimaginably longer.

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Well, hold that thought, Dr Knowles, cos we need to take a quick cake...

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Break! Sorry, break.

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And we're clear!

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Colin, how are you going to make a cake out of that?

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Not to worry, Doctor.

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I've got everything under control.

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# Working hard, keep pushing, boy

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# You know the clock is ticking

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# You can be the best, the number one

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# Rise up to the top I'm going to win... #

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-BELL RINGS

-Oh, crumpets!

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Positions, everyone!

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Welcome back, Brain Freezers. Leona asks,

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"What about trees? Don't they live for really long?"

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They sure do, Leona.

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The oldest tree on record was this bristlecone pine,

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found in the White Mountains of California.

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It's an estimated 5,062 years old.

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Yeah, I bet you nobody ever forgot ITS birthday.

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It began life during the Bronze Age,

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lived right through the time of the Roman Empire,

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and still towers over us today.

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But, believe it or not, folks,

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there's something even older than that.

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It's time to reveal...

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Today's Big Answer!

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So what is the oldest living thing?

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Oh, it'll be me soon if we don't hurry up and finish it.

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Although it reproduces in a different way to most plants -

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by cloning itself -

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the oldest living thing is Neptune grass,

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a type of sea grass found deep in the Mediterranean.

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Parts of the colony are estimated to be at least 100,000 years old.

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-So that's all for today on Brain Freeze!

-Yeah, whatever.

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See you next time.

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And we're clear!

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-Nice work, people.

-And about time.

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See you later, pals. I'm off.

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Oh! Oh! Don't leave just yet, Professor.

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-Eh?

-We've got a little surprise for you.

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BOTH: Happy birthday!

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Oh, you remembered! Brilliant! And you got me, erm...

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Some sort of, erm...

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-What is it, Dr Knowles?

-It's a cake, Professor.

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Colin made it for you.

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Ah, right, a cake. That's brilliant, that is, Colin.

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Ah, fair play, I knew you wouldn't forget.

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-# For he's a jolly good fellow... #

-I love this song.

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# For he's a jolly good fellow For he's a jolly good fellow

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-# And so say all of us. #

-Wahey!

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# Rise up to the top

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# I'm gonna win despite the odds

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# I'm make a chocolate marshmallow fudge cake! #

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Yeah!

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