Goldfish Brain Freeze


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BELL RINGS

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Do not over-feed the fish. Do not over-feed the fish.

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-Do not over-feed the fish...

-Cool! Who's your friend, Colin?

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This is Ms Hucklebuck's pet fish Steven.

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Apparently, he's very rare.

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Aw! Hi, Steven. Hi!

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FISH SQUEAKS

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Good morning, everyone. How are we all today?

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CRASH

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Oh! Crumpets!

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This is Brain Freeze!

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With...

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Stand by!

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Come on, everybody!

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-BOTH:

-It's time for...

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Today, we're asking...

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Do goldfish have bad memories?

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Goldfish are a type of carp, and were one of the first fish

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to be domesticated, about 1,000 years ago.

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We mostly think of them as being bright orange,

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but goldfish can also be yellow, red, brown and black.

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Yeah, but what's so special about goldfish, anyway?

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Goldfish don't have stomachs like ours,

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so they should only be fed in small amounts.

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They also produce a lot of waste,

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so it's very important that their water be kept clean.

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If properly looked after, goldfish can live for up to 40 years.

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In fact, the oldest goldfish on record lived to be 49!

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Whoa, 49! That's even older than me!

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More fishy science after the break.

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And we're clear.

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-Hello, hello!

-Hello, Ms Hucklebuck.

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Just checking in on how my little Stevie-weevie is doing.

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Yes, yes, very well. We're taking good care of him.

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Oh, I do wish I could have brought him with me.

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He's just not very keen on aeroplanes.

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Ah, look at you, you poor little thing. You're starving!

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She must never feed you!

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Here, have another hot dog.

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You will promise to give him a big hug from me, won't you, Jonathan?

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Absolutely, Ms Hucklebuck. My name's Colin, actually.

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Oh, McCork! What are you doing?! He's not supposed to eat that!

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What do you mean? Look at him, he's fierce happy.

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Oh! BELL RINGS

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Positions!

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So, Dr Knowles, do goldfish have bad memories, or what?

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There is a common myth that goldfish only have a three-second memory,

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but this is completely false.

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Goldfish are, in fact, much smarter than we think.

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Studies have shown that they actually have a memory span

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of at least three months.

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GOLDFISH COUGHS

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Three months? Sure, I haven't a clue what happened three seconds ago!

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What's more, goldfish can distinguish between

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different colours, shapes and sounds.

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Ha! That's brilliant.

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Sure, I haven't a clue what happened three seconds ago!

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SHE SIGHS

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See you next time.

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FISH BREATHES DEEPLY

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Oh, Colin, no!

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I'm done for, Dr Knowles. The boss will never stand for this!

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FISH GRUNTS

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Erm...I think he's going to...

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Going to what?

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Oh...

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Wow.

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Just...wow.

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Wow, indeed.

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Phwoar! What a pong!

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Sorry about that, Steven. Only fish food for you from now on.

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I really hope you've learned your lesson this time, Professor.

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Lesson? Sure, I haven't a clue what happened three seconds ago!

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