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Hello everyone, I'm Oli White.

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Welcome to the home of film.

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The mansion of movies.

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The palace of pictures.

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The castle of...cinema.

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Well, that didn't quite work but you get the idea anyway.

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This is...Cinemaniacs.

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Team, take it away.

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Action!

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# Want to ride your bike across the face of the moon?

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# Levitate your house with a bunch of balloons?

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# Feel zero gravitation? A robot transformation?

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# You're a Cinemaniac

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# Can you tell a lie that is the length of your nose?

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# Or defrost a heart you accidentally froze?

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# Want a bottomless case?

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# Or a squid for a face?!

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# You're a Cinemaniac!

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# Do you long to hear the roar of an extinct dinosaur?

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# To explore the flora in your very own Pandora?

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# Feel the urge to sing on a quest for the Ring?

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# To escape from a clone or to be home alone?

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# Then roll out the red carpet and turn down the lights

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# Grab yourself a seat and hold on tight

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# We're mad about movies! We're crazy for film!

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# We're Cinemania...

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# Cinemania...

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# Cinemaniacs! #

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We've got so much in this programme,

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I reckon we're going to need a bigger show.

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This...is what I'm talking about.

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Coming up...we're giving these Cinemaniacs

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an exclusive peep behind the scenes of the making of the Bill trailer.

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-That's awesome.

-Yeah.

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We're heading off to the moon.

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Or, at least, showing you how to make one,

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in the secrets of movie making.

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Yeah, that looks really good, yeah.

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And Michael Sheen, super actor, takes on a new challenge.

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To act with absolutely nothing.

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Feeling a bit seasick, actually.

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Rafe's just been telling me about his best animal stories.

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There was one time when I stopped in front of a reindeer

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and his antler went up...up my bum.

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Hww. I bet that was a surprise!

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And that was not something you can experience every day.

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You're right there, Rafe. And talking of animals,

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up next is a four-legged DIY blockbuster surprise.

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Part one.

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-Action!

-We're giving groups of film-makers

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the chance to make a short film.

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Armed with just a camera, a script and some home-made props.

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But little do they know...

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they're in for a big surprise.

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You didn't know I was coming?

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When we give them something spectacular.

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To turn their home movie into a DIY blockbuster.

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You're not filming yet, are you?

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Guys, shall we do a rehearsal?

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Jakub, Cameron, Momin, Hollie,

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Ellecia and Jack,

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are making a body swap movie.

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Hey, look at that!

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There's a boy and a girl and a dog.

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Listen up. Action!

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And...they found a watch.

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The magic watch turned the boy into a dog and the dog into a human.

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The team have started filming but there's a problem.

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ALL SPEAK AT ONCE

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-Somebody...Jack, Jack.

-When she drops the glasses,

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when she's looking around like that, she can't see nothing.

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-Then you shout, cut.

-Let's go, guys.

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But with everyone talking at once, it's not clear who's doing what.

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When we were talking, everyone was just butting in.

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-It was really annoying.

-Even if we were saying something very important

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they were just like, "Ah, but what about this?"

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I'll chuck the watch, shall I?

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And in all this confusion, something goes missing.

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He chucked the watch and we couldn't find it.

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-Cut!

-Cut!

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We can't find the watch.

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-All of us looked for it.

-Guys, it's over here somewhere

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because I did see, like...

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Even the camera crew and none of us could find it.

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And whilst searching for their watch,

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they've managed to lose their only other prop.

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A pair of glasses.

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I put them on the floor and then I left them

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cos I was looking for the watch and I don't know what happened then.

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Maybe the floor isn't the best place to leave your specs, Ellecia.

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Cameron soon finds them but there's a problem.

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They snapped.

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With the watch still missing and the glasses broken,

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the team have to improvise.

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I've found a solution. It's a watch.

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It doesn't look like a watch.

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We had to make a fake watch out of duct tape.

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As well as making a fake watch, the duct tape also came in handy

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to fix the broken glasses, very stylish.

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But just when things were looking up...

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disaster strikes.

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It just poured down.

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Yeah, it was hard because your shoes were so soaking,

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-you could barely feel your toes by the end of it.

-Yeah.

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While they shelter from the rain,

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the team take the chance to chat about what's not working.

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I think we're not doing it as well as we should be.

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We weren't working together, we were arguing too much.

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No-one's listening and...

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Yeah, like... ALL SPEAK AT ONCE

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-Like he said...

-As long as we listen to each other.

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He said, "Stop screaming."

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-We're not listening to each other now.

-Exactly.

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We need to listen to each other and then the film will be fine.

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With that sorted, the team have moved on to the next scene.

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Which is kind of confusing, when the dog that turns into a boy

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is already a boy.

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And the boy that's supposed to turn into a dog,

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still looks like a boy as well.

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-He doesn't really look like a dog.

-Do we have a costume?

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-It's fine.

-Hopefully we can help them fix this doggy dilemma,

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with our DIY Blockbuster surprise.

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Because we're giving them...

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a mystery actor.

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Meet Jackie the dog.

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Jackie has always wanted to be a movie star.

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And this is her big break.

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Jackie has had no acting training whatsoever.

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In fact, we're not sure she's had any training at all.

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It's a real life prop.

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We thought we wouldn't have a dog.

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We thought Momin was going to be the dog.

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Momin out...

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Jackie in.

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There we are, use her in your film and enjoy.

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-Action!

-So, it will be easy from now on, right?

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-Wrong.

-Come on, boy.

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Can you wait until I've got the dog happier?

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The team soon realise filming with a dog isn't a walk in the park.

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So, the beginning was not easy.

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He wouldn't stay on the spot, anything.

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Are we ready, guys?

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This is the fifth time.

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Jackie.

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It wouldn't just stay still, would it?

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It was really annoying, it was.

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Coming up, Cameron takes some acting tips from Jackie.

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The weather gets worse.

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-The rain didn't help at all.

-No.

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And will the team lose anything else?

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Jackie!

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Can you believe that dog? Here's another animal behaving badly.

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The pig bit Pam Ferris, who plays Mrs Bevan, on the leg.

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And she fell over and she went into hysterical screaming.

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And, you know, we were filming it all, obviously,

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cos we thought it was hilarious. But, um,

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she said, she'd never work with pigs again.

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Which is a shame, really, cos I love pigs.

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We ask the questions, so you don't have to.

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What was it like to win an Oscar, Anne?

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Half the time I was just standing on one leg,

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kind of like you do, when you're like, "Look at me - I'm flying."

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It doesn't get much more random than this.

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Georgina, specialist subject, Akeelah And The Bee.

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What is Akeelah's last name?

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-Anderson.

-How many siblings does Akeelah have?

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Two. Three.

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Why did Akeelah's mum pull her out of the state spelling competition?

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Because she didn't do enough homework.

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BUZZER

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Correct answer - she arrived home late.

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Aaargh!

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Jamie, specialist subject, The Avengers.

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Where is agent Natasha Ruminov sent to?

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Erm, New York...no, India.

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Which city do The Avengers defend from Chittari?

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-New York.

-Who plays Lokey?

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-Tom Hiddleston.

-How are Thor and Lokey related?

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Erm, adopted brother.

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What is the Hulk's real name?

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-Bruce Banner.

-In the heli-carrier,

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what band T-shirt is Tony Stark wearing?

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Chill. BUZZER

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Correct answer - Black Sabbath.

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Aaargh!

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Erin, specialist subject, Alice In Wonderland.

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Why does Alice think the Bandersnatch can't hurt her?

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Cos she thinks it's all a dream.

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Where does the Mad Hatter hide Alice?

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In a teapot.

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What does the White Queen give Alice to return her to her own world?

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Some blood from the jabbaworkie.

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What does the Red Queen use as a foot stool?

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-A pig.

-How old is Alice in the film?

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About 22. BUZZER

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Correct answer - 19.

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Aaargh!

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And the winner is...Jamie.

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The film Bill is all about the life of a certain William Shakespeare.

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But if someone had to play you in a movie, who would it be?

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-Me because I wouldn't want to give any other actor the work.

-Wow.

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Well, no. And also, I can do the accent.

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Mannerisms, I've almost got down.

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And I've got some bits of memory about stuff I've done.

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So, if anyone can come along and play it better, then,

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-good luck to them.

-Hm.

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Now, this is Bill.

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We're giving these Cinemaniacs an

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exclusive peak behind the scenes

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of the making of the Bill trailer.

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-Bill.

-What?

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Shakespeare, Bill Shakespeare.

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There's lots of different elements that make up a trailer.

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Can you guys tell me what you think they might be?

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-The plot.

-You've got the plot.

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We go and write a script, that's going to tell the story

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that we've selected. That's going to make sense,

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in the length of time that you've got allocated.

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So in our case, it's 30 seconds.

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-The voiceovers.

-Voiceovers.

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-Sound effects.

-Sound effects.

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-And what about music?

-Yeah.

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Music, is that important?

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-Definitely.

-Yeah.

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-What does music do?

-Captures you.

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-The Queen needs a play.

-Blah, blah, blah.

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Gosh, writing's hard.

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-It captures you.

-The trailer's basically telling you the story

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and what the plot's going to be but it's not giving too much away.

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You just need to make it all flow together really nicely.

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Philip II of Spain.

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Anyway, how are you?

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Who puts the actual trailer together?

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The editor puts it together and this is Frank.

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-Hello.

-He's our editor.

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Editing side of it, having to look through every single clip.

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Get the right bits. 30 seconds seems like a long time.

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And then you put it into practice and it is not a long time.

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With comedy, you've got to really find short ways

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of making everything really funny.

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You've been before?

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No, first time.

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And the other thing is that everybody has different opinions

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-on what's funny.

-Oh, it's nice.

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Don't steal anything.

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Something that I might find funny,

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Hannah might not find funny.

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And then we get into an argument

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about what should go in...

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Into the trailer. CHILDREN LAUGH

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-Hello.

-CHILDREN: Hi.

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Everyone, this is Steve.

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Steve is a voiceover artist.

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And you guys can direct him. I'd love to hear your ideas.

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We need to come up with a slogan or a tag line,

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to make sure it's something snappy that they'll remember.

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-Make it rhyme.

-OK, let's think.

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Plays is the main aspect of...

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Play, day.

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"History is a play, come and see it

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"today." Oh, I don't know.

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OK, this is hard.

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"Catching our dreams."

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-Cos do you remember Shakespeare, he says something...

-Oh, yeah.

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Or, "In the Shakespearian world, nothing is as it seems."

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-Yeah.

-Yeah.

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Are you ready to catch your dreams?

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In Shakespearian times, nothing is as it seems.

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So, that one was quite mysterious.

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Maybe have quite a strong English accent on the next one.

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VOICEOVER ARTIST: Oh, no!

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Are you ready to catch your dreams?

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In Shakespearian times, nothing is as it seems.

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-CHILDREN LAUGH

-And here's the finished result.

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Are you ready to catch your dreams?

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Break a leg.

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In Shakespearian times, nothing is as it seems.

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-That's awesome.

-It's really good.

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-Yeah.

-So we're happy? CHILDREN: Yeah.

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Yeah, I think it was really good.

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I've learnt that it takes a lot more time than you think it would.

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It's not easy by any means.

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But I think it's really good how it's turned out.

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I've learnt how to put a trailer together, like, professionally. So...

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Yeah, it was fantastic.

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And if you want to be a writer, just like Bill,

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then you might want to know this.

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My advice to any budding young film maker

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is to start building the skill of telling a story.

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Create stories with your friend and act them out.

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And have little, kind of, theatre shows at home.

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Try to find the opportunities whereby other people

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might read what you've written.

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Get your friends and family to be actors and give them lines.

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Write them some lines and write them some dialogue.

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And that's all you need to do to be a writer.

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You just need to tell stories.

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But learn how to tell stories, which have a really good beginning,

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a really exciting middle and a fantastic ending

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that you could never imagine.

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Still to come on Cinemaniacs.

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We get behind-the-scenes gossip from the set of Nanny McPhee.

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Someone said let's try putting some farting in.

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COW FARTS

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And suddenly people were giggling a lot more.

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We show you how to catch the moon.

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Well, put one in your movie anyway.

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Yeah, that looks really good, yeah.

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And Michael Sheen is acting with nothing but green screen,

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in today's Super Actor Challenge.

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You can see on his face that he's mentally scared.

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But first, it's part two of DIY Blockbuster.

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Previously, six film-makers are making a movie

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about a boy and a dog who swap bodies.

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They've been given a DIY Blockbuster surprise

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of using a canine star in their film.

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Right, Jack, Jack.

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-With their disagreements.

-Over there.

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Downpours and a diva doggy, things aren't going to plan.

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Action!

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And with the team running out of time,

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it's not helping that Jackie isn't playing ball.

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And cut!

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Kept on going out of its lead and running off.

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We'd have to go and get it. We'd have to come back and do it again.

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This is one star that doesn't seem to like her lead role.

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She ran away.

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This isn't a chase movie.

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It might have been a potty-trained dog

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but not with, like, staying and sit and stuff like that.

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It would be easier if it was Momin. At least he doesn't run away.

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Finally, the team spot the problem

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with their prima donna pooch.

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She just loves her owner.

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And Ellecia has a solution.

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Hollie, I've got an idea.

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If she stands behind the camera, then the dog will walk to her.

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We realised that the dog followed the owner everywhere.

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So we decided that... Use the owner as, like, the control

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so the dog would follow into the right places and stay.

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To get the perfect shot of Jackie, they position her beloved owner

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across the field,

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in a bunch of stinging nettles.

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Ouch!

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With the dog under control, it's time for her trickiest scene.

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It was hard to make him stand up on his two legs

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cos he wasn't used to that.

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Three.

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Two.

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One.

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Kind of hard, really.

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Lifting his two paws up.

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You're behind her.

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Action!

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Sit.

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The team are finally making progress but time is running out fast.

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-Stand by, everyone.

-And more rain is the last thing they need.

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-The rain didn't help at all.

-No.

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But at least they're feeling a bit more positive.

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We know where we are now, we know what to do.

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And by the time we go home, I think we'll get it done.

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With the rain cleared, it's time for Cameron's starring role.

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I found a watch.

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Where he swaps bodies with the dog.

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I didn't like acting as a dog.

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MUSIC: Who Let The Dogs Out by Baha Men

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Woof, woof, woof.

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I would say he did pretty good.

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Especially peeing up against the wall.

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He had to lick himself.

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It's not easy being a dog.

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-It was fun to be a cameraman on that part.

-Yeah.

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Cut!

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-Well done.

-Thank you.

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We've finished, guys. That's a wrap.

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So we gave the team a performing pooch.

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But they lost glasses,

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-watches and almost their star.

-He ran away!

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So, did their film turn out to be movie magic or a dog's dinner?

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Oh, no! Not again.

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You can check out the team's finished movie on the CBBC website.

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So, this is where I give you guys three top tips for being on camera.

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You've got to be relaxed. Just be really calm

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and act like you're speaking to a friend.

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No-one wants to see you being really nervous.

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Keep it simple because people

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just want to see you.

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Don't try get over ambitious with loads of different props.

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Like liza... OK, lizards.

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Just keep it simple and don't waffle on.

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No-one wants to hear about what you did yesterday, the week before.

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Where your favourite place on holiday is.

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What your favourite food is. Where your favourite trainers are.

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Where you go to the gym. Just be really simple and to the point.

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Don't go over the top.

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Whoa, this is awesome. Aaaaaaaaaah!

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Just be yourself and keep it normal.

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And that's my three top tips for being on camera.

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Now, this.

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Let's head behind the scenes

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with Nanny McPhee.

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I am Nanny McPhee.

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I'm Susanna White, I'm a film director.

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And probably the best known film I've made

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was Nanny McPhee And The Big Bang.

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-Urgh.

-It is rude to stare.

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The finished film is actually...somewhat different

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from the screenplay I was sent.

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For example, a pig dives into a pond,

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does front crawl and comes out the other side.

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And I went and had my bath one night and I thought,

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"What if the pig dives in and then it pops up,

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"and then another pig pops up and another pig pops up,

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"another pig pops up and they all start doing

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"incredible synchronised swimming?"

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I love that because it seems so silly

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that pigs would do something so balletic.

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I had a cow who was afraid of mud.

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COW MOOS

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She didn't like getting her feet wet or dirty.

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So we had terrible trouble in the morning

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getting her across the farmyard to where she wanted to be.

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COW FARTS The cow farting

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going upstairs happened because people weren't giggling enough.

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So someone said, "Let's try putting some farting in."

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And suddenly people were giggling a lot more.

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OK, other uses for a farting cow?

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The cow that jumped over the moon...jet propelled.

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We don't have a moon.

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BELL CHIMES We need...

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-VOICEOVER:

-Mr Mike Tucker.

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Here to show you how to create

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special effects Hollywood style in...

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Today, we're going to show you how to make your very own moon.

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So grab a friend and let's get started.

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We're going to create the moon in a night sky.

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And it's getting dark, so it's a perfect time to do this.

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Having your own moon around the place, is really good

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when you need it to be in a certain place, at a certain time.

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Like this clip from the film Hobson's Choice,

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where the moon needed to be reflected in the puddle.

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You're going to need a broom, some card, a torch,

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some white paint and a brush, some string and a pencil.

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Step one. To make your moon, tie a piece of string to the pencil

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and then get someone to hold one end of the string,

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while you draw a really big circle with the pencil.

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Then cut out the circle and paint it white.

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Now, here comes the clever bit.

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When you look up at the moon,

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obviously, it isn't just a big flat white disc.

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We need to get some detail into this.

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So if you pour a little bit of black paint with the white.

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And then you mix it up, so you've got a mottled sort of grey.

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And what we're going to do, we're going to crumple up some tissue.

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And start...dabbing that on...

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where you see the areas of dark and shadow.

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Step two. Attach the moon to the broom using thick tape.

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So we'll get this taped down so that, that's nice and secure.

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-So when we hold it up it doesn't twist around.

-Yeah.

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Step three. You're going to need to disguise the broom handle,

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so you can't see it.

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We now need some strips of black card,

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which we're going to tape over the top of the handle.

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Step four. Put the moon where you want it.

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Then light it with the torch.

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-Erm, go right a bit.

-My right?

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-Erm, my right.

-OK.

-Yeah, yeah, sorry.

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-How's that?

-Yeah, yeah, that looks really good, yeah.

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And that's how you make your very own moon.

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Moon-tastic.

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Coming up next, our super actor tackles the green screen challenge.

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Whoa! But first, here's someone who knows all about green screen acting.

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Whoa!

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Most of the time, we were actually talking to a stick.

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Er, with a bit of fluorescent tape on it.

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Paddington.

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Our director Paul King, he would sometimes sit in as the bear.

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But by the end of the day, we were just, like,

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talking to the stick, completely imagining him there, it was great.

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So, Michael, the challenge is on.

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Whoa! Yeah!

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-VOICEOVER:

-And now, the star of Alice In Wonderland,

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Tron and Twilight.

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All-round good guy, Michael Sheen, Super Actor.

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This week's challenge is a particularly difficult one.

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Can I act with absolutely nothing at all to help me,

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here, in a green screen studio?

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Our judges Theo, Yassine and Chloe,

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will have to try and guess what the scene is

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that I'm acting out before all the other elements have been put on.

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If they guess at least two out of three right, I win.

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If not, I lose the Green Screen Challenge.

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A green screen studio is used to add any kind of special effects,

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such as a new background or a computer-generated character.

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The judges must work out what the scene is.

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If they get it right, I get the point.

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So, the judges are ready to judge.

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The super actor is ready to act.

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It's time for the challenge.

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Right, here we go.

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-He's looking for something.

-Yeah.

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He's breathing quite heavily.

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Maybe he's lacking in water?

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Too much sun in his eyes. He is marooned somewhere.

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He's looking for something.

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He's in the jungle.

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Let's see what it was.

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Oh, now it becomes obvious.

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If we'd thought of that.

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I was a captain on board ship on a rough sea, of course.

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-BUZZER

-Feeling a bit seasick, actually.

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So that's one wrong, two to go.

0:24:130:24:17

I need to up my game for round two.

0:24:170:24:19

You can see on his face

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that he's mentally scared.

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It might be because he's in a cave.

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A dinosaur has backed Michael into a cave.

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I don't know how,

0:24:340:24:36

but they're right.

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CHILDREN: Yes!

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Maybe it was my super acting,

0:24:380:24:40

round two to me.

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Finally, we've got one right.

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Guys, come on, we've got two down, one to go.

0:24:440:24:48

-So we need to make this count.

-Yes, you do.

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Make sure you've got your brain on.

0:24:510:24:53

Round three, here we go.

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-That is a superman pose, like...

-Yeah.

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But what is he lifting?

0:25:020:25:03

-Could be lifting a car.

-Could be a lorry.

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CHILDREN: Yes!

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Result, two out of three ain't bad.

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Whoops! Today's challenge started with me acting with nothing.

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But ended up with me convincing our judges that I was a dinosaur slayer.

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And a superhero, but not a sea captain.

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Which means, the verdict is,

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for today at least, I am Michael Sheen, Super Actor.

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Pretty cool, eh? I think Michael deserves an award

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for his seasick performance.

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Hey, Michael, this is for you.

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And we thought we'd take this opportunity

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to hand out a few more awards.

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Cinemaniacs, I present to you...

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The very first Cinemaniacs Awards.

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And the Cine for...

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..goes to...

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And I don't want to talk business, I just want to...play my whistle.

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And the Cine for...

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..goes to...

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What movie hero would you like to play, Felicity?

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-Jane Bond.

-Cool.

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And the Cine for...

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..goes to...

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My name's Jake and I'm a Cinemaniac.

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I'm a Cinemaniac.

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I'm a Cinemaniac.

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And we are Cinemaniacs.

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I'm a Cinemaniac.

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I'm a Cinemaniac.

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-I'm a Cinemaniac.

-I'm a Cinemaniac.

-I'm a Cinemaniac.

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I am a Cinemaniac.

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I am a Cinemaniac.

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We are Cinemaniacs.

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Eddie, Eddie.

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Eddie. Tom.

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Tom, can we have a word, please?

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He waved at us, so I guess that's good, as well.

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Julie. Julie.

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Julie.

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Ethan, can I have a quick word?

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Can I have a quick word, please, Ethan?

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Julianne, Julianne.

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Benedict, Benedict.

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Can we have a word, Ben.

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It's at times like this that I really hate being small.

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Actually, I think I'll keep this and award it to myself

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for being the best Cinemaniacs presenter ever.

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I'm Oli White and you've been watching Cinemaniacs.

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Going to the cinema, family or friends?

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-Friends.

-Family.

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-Friends.

-Friends.

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Mmm, family.

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Alone.

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Friends, sorry.

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-BOTH:

-Friends.

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-Friends.

-Friends.

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Friends...

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Family.

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