Episode 3 Dance Download

# Dance Download. #

CHEERING

Now, guys. What's coming up next?

-AUDIENCE:

-Dance Download!

Mmmm!

SONG: "Earthquake" by DJ Fresh

# It'll make the glass break Glass break, glass break

# Break, break, break

# Drop like an earthquake

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# Drop like an earthquake. #

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Now, to help me teach you this small routine,

I have the one and only Richard.

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Now, it's not just you and me today.

I thought, you know, last week, you did good. You did good.

You brought a lot of 'swa-vay' to Dance Download. All right?

So, I thought, "I'm bringing him back",

but we're going to be joined by two other people.

-Two amazing special guests. Are you ready, Richard?

-I'm ready.

We are joined by Dan and Phil!

CHEERING

-What's going on, Phil?

-Hi. Go easy on me, please.

What I'm going to teach you today is a small tutting routine.

Tutting is not...

AIDAN SUCKS HIS TEETH

-Nuh-uh! It's not that. OK.

-That is close.

-OK.

-Do you have any idea what tutting is?

-No.

-I was just watching you...

Yeah. It's this sort of stuff.

Yes, it is that sort of stuff.

Anyway, you record your radio show with a telecamera,

and we can see you bopping along to some songs,

but I feel like the headphones are restricting you a bit, am I right?

-Yeah, a little bit.

-Sometimes I just want to get into it, but wired in.

So, when you go to a party or something,

and your favourite tune comes on...

# I want to dance with somebody. #

-What is your go-to move?

-I've been enjoying the fox move from...

# What does the fox say? #

# What does the fox say? #

That's like Gangnam Style, though. That's like Gangnam Style?

-I'm pretty sure that was Gangnam Style.

-I'm pretty sure it was.

# Oppan Gangnam Style. #

I don't know anything about dancing, so I'm just... I'm trying.

-I'm trying to fit in with you guys.

-It's still good.

-There's nothing wrong with it.

-Robot?

My friend... I had a friend at school who, during the lessons,

he used to always be like...

Whoa! And then people would be like, "Eh!",

and work out it's a robot thing.

-That wasn't his friend, it was probably him.

-That was me.

"It was my 'friend'." I'm going

to teach you a small tutting routine, really small, really basic.

First, we're going to get your snakes.

For those who don't understand, a lot of it just looks like a bunch

of snakes chilling, all this type of stuff.

-All right? First we're going to get you one snake.

-Got one snake.

Then we're going to get the other snake.

He's just chilling over here for now.

-He's not really into it as much.

-No. He's chilling.

-Then I'm going to bring this one up.

-On up.

-Then we're going to flip it.

What? Whoa, whoa, whoa. OK.

Are you like, "What's happening?", I'm like, "What's happening?"

-OK, so... One snake, bring it up.

-Snake, snake.

-Yeah.

-Snake up.

-Snake up.

-And move the snake over.

-Oh.

-Yeah? Then this snake...

This snake's like, "Whoa, whoa. I was at the top.

"I'm just going to chill back to the bottom."

DAN WHISTLES

-Then bring the snake back down.

-Then together.

-Bring them together. Then you're going to grab. Then whoo.

-Whoa!

-I can't do all that.

-Yeah. I know. Too many snakes.

-Exactly.

-There's a lot of snakes, there's a lot of chilling going on.

-Eight.

Right. We'll start really slowly. We're going to go boomp. Boomp.

Boomp.

Boomp.

Boomp.

Boomp.

DAN MAKES EXPLOSION SOUNDS

Wow.

DAN LAUGHS

We'll try it together, just me and you. Right? Three, two, one, go.

Boomp, boomp, boomp, boomp, boomp, boomp, grab.

-So...

-Like a boyband.

Is that the look of, "I don't want to go through it with you"?

-No, let me... I just need to get my original snake. OK.

-Original snake.

-Original snake.

-Boomp.

-Left snake up.

-Boomp.

-Flip.

-Boomp.

-Down the back.

-Boomp. And grab. Rar.

-I think he's brought out his inner snake.

-Your inner...

Release the inner cobra. Right. Are you ready to do it to the music?

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-I'll count you in.

-Oh, no.

# It'll make your glass break Glass break, glass break

# Break, break, break, break... #

Three, two, one, go.

Boomp, boomp, boomp, boomp, boomp, boomp, boomp, boomp.

Oh!

OK. Chill.

Ready? Three, two, one, go.

Boomp, boomp, boomp, boomp, boomp, boomp, boomp, bam.

Ready? Three, two, one, go.

Boomp, boomp, boomp, boomp, boomp, boomp, boomp and again.

-Whoa.

-So, er...

# Drop like an earthquake. #

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-Ooosh!

-Oh, yeah.

-I was almost there!

-I think you did really well.

One of my snakes was hiding behind the wrong hand.

It should've been... I was almost there.

-You're ready to go into a dance-off at a party, aren't you?

-Oh, yeah.

You're like...bah-zoom!

LAUGHTER

You can tell I'm really, really cool(!)

-Just do that again.

-Can't we just do that again?

-Yeah.

-With that sound effect?

-Yeah.

-Three, two, one, go.

RICHARD HUMS "EARTHQUAKE"

Oooh!

CHEERING

-I feel like we've all accomplished something.

-I feel I have.

And that is Dance Download complete.

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# Oh-oh, oh

# Oh, oh Friday Download. #