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CHIEF! | 0:00:05 | 0:00:06 | |
# He's the greatest, he's fantastic | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
# Wherever there is danger He'll be there | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
-# He's the ace -The ace | 0:00:14 | 0:00:15 | |
-# He's amazing -Amazing | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
-# Danger Mouse! # -ARGH! | 0:00:26 | 0:00:31 | |
London. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:39 | |
City of shining architectural wonders. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
The Gherkin. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:42 | |
-The Tennis Racket. -Coo! | 0:00:42 | 0:00:43 | |
And The House Of Cards. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
But what's that familiar sound? | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
FANFARE PLAYS | 0:00:47 | 0:00:48 | |
Could it be? | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
FWOOSH! | 0:00:50 | 0:00:51 | |
CRASH! | 0:00:51 | 0:00:52 | |
SMASH! | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
GLASS TINKLES | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
Phew! That was close. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:58 | |
TING | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
KERSMASH! | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
BONG! | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
MUZAK PLAYS | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
BRAKES SQUEAL | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
Grkl-splrt? | 0:01:21 | 0:01:22 | |
Vrbl spklr zzbluh! | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
ELECTRICAL WHINE | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
And now, the world's 12th greatest sidekick, Penfold, | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
will speak the first beautifully-constructed line | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
of the new series! | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
HELP! CHIEF! | 0:01:41 | 0:01:45 | |
Hang on. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:46 | |
Where on earth is the world's greatest secret agent, Danger Mouse? | 0:01:46 | 0:01:50 | |
-Ah-blrk! -BRAKES SCREECH | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
GUNS CLICK | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
This won't take a second. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
-PENFOLD: -Chief! Help! | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
-BELL CLANGS -ARGH! | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
AAARGH! | 0:02:25 | 0:02:29 | |
Sorry about that, Penfold. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
I know how slow the autopilot can be. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
Argh! | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
There it is, Penfold, the Frog's Head Flyer. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
Yes, our heroes are in pursuit of the vile viceroy of villainy himself, | 0:02:39 | 0:02:44 | |
Baron Silas von Greenback. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
Hang on, that's not the Baron! | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
That's Pandaminion! | 0:02:49 | 0:02:50 | |
What's he doing in the Baron's trademark vehicle? | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
I bought it on eBay. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
This is all very well, but where's Baron Greenback? | 0:02:55 | 0:02:59 | |
My next guest was, until recently, the undisputed king of crime | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
and the archenemy of Danger Mouse. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
He's a great friend of mine, a great friend of the show's. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
Please welcome Baron Silas von Greenback. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
Can ve keep zis short? In an hour's time, I have to... | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
-DESTROY THE WORLD! -NERO CACKLES | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
I'm just kidding, just kidding. My days as an evil genius are over. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:20 | |
Well, the evil bit anyways. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
-Activate the grappling ropes. -Right, Chief! | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
PEEYOW! SMASH! | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
-I meant the other side, Penfold. -Well, you should have said! | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
Zese days, I just want to help people. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
Zat's why I used all the money I stole to fund my charity, | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
Ex-Enemies Of The Earth. I've moved on. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:50 | |
Unlike some other people I could mention. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
Ahem - Danger Mouse! | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
Hold on, I'm taking a short cut. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
CRASH! BANG! BOOM! | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
SMASH! | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
It vas my experiences on ze wrong side of ze law | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
helped me build Greenback Security into... | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
ZE MOST POWERFUL COMPANY IN ZE VORLD! | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-haa! | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
-I'm allowed one "mwa-ha-ha" a day. -LAUGHTER | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
And I heard that you've developed a great new automated security system. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:24 | |
Er, did you bring a clip? | 0:04:24 | 0:04:25 | |
Even better, I've brought an actual model, | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
vhich I'd like to give you as a gift. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
CRASH! | 0:04:31 | 0:04:32 | |
-BOOM! PENFOLD: -Argh! | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
AUDIENCE SCREAMS | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
Curse you, Danger Mouse! I vill destroy you! | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
AUDIENCE GASPS | 0:04:38 | 0:04:39 | |
..is vhat the old Greenback vould have said. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:43 | |
MUSIC: Land Of Hope And Glory | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
I dub you Sir Colonel K. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
CRUNCH! | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
Oop! Whoopsie! I've done it again. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
No harm done, your Majesty. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
Busy day, so I had to send my hologram thingy | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
instead of coming myself. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
BOOM! | 0:04:57 | 0:04:58 | |
KABOOM! KERSMASH! | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
Activate the liquid disruptor distributors. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
Eh? | 0:05:09 | 0:05:10 | |
-Fire the splat cannons. -Ooh, goody! | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
SPLAT! | 0:05:15 | 0:05:16 | |
CLUNK! | 0:05:18 | 0:05:19 | |
Huh? | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
Oof! | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
Pandaminion... | 0:05:26 | 0:05:27 | |
take a seat. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
Well done, Danger Mouse. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
RUMBLING | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
CRASH! | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
KABOOM! | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
Ooh, 'eck! | 0:05:40 | 0:05:41 | |
Bad show, DM. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
You've destroyed the whole of London for a stolen chair worth £12.99. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:48 | |
I thought it might be the Baron. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:49 | |
Greenback's not a villain any more, DM! | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
He said it on a chat show - what more proof do you need?! | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
Colonel, when is the Chief ever wrong? | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
Besides the time he thought that fancy dress party | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
was an alien invasion and blasted the five-year-olds into space, | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
screaming and crying for their mummies, never to return to... | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
Probably not the best time to bring that up, Penfold. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
The bill to repair the city has bankrupted the Secret Service, | 0:06:08 | 0:06:12 | |
AND we've blown the series budget on the special effects! | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
We've even had to ask our narrator to do the incidental music! | 0:06:15 | 0:06:19 | |
NARRATOR: # Bam-bam-BAAAAAAM! # | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
Not yet! | 0:06:21 | 0:06:22 | |
I'm sorry, DM. I've been ordered... | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
to fire you. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
Now! | 0:06:27 | 0:06:28 | |
NARRATOR: # Bam-bam-BAAAAAAM! # | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
If you fire Danger Mouse, I shall resign. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
Terrible shame. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:34 | |
Where do you work? | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
Um...here? | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
Who's going to save the world, if not me? | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
Bit awkward, DM. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:41 | |
The Baron's given us one of his new automated whatsits as a replacement. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:45 | |
Professor? Has the thingy arrived? | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
I'm unpacking it as we speak. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
It's that blasted chase sequence - | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
it cost so much, we're having to share sets. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
The Safety Mouse. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:57 | |
# Danger Mouse! # | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
Turn it on! Turn it on! | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
Security scan first. Activate iPatch. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
An iPatch?! Can I...? | 0:07:07 | 0:07:08 | |
-Ah! -Ow! | 0:07:08 | 0:07:09 | |
Agents only. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:10 | |
I've located the manual. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
-GREENBACK: -'Greenback Security presents Safety Mouse, | 0:07:12 | 0:07:16 | |
'ze latest in international security.' | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
# Danger Mouse! # | 0:07:18 | 0:07:19 | |
I-a am an evil genius. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:24 | |
I'm a-gonna rule the world. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
Push a-buttons now. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
Huh? | 0:07:29 | 0:07:30 | |
-Oh. -FWOOSH! | 0:07:30 | 0:07:31 | |
-THUMP-THUMP-THUMP! -Ow. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:36 | |
I 'ave been a-defeated. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
'Safety Mouse is made | 0:07:39 | 0:07:40 | |
'from the indestructible metal alloy, Convenientium.' | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
BEEP | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
WHISTLING | 0:07:45 | 0:07:46 | |
CLANG! | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
CRUNCH! | 0:07:48 | 0:07:49 | |
'Safety Mouse is equipped vith its own portable jail.' | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
Ugh! | 0:07:52 | 0:07:53 | |
Wouldn't you rather have a Safety Mouse than a Danger Mouse? | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
Kids? | 0:07:58 | 0:07:59 | |
-BOTH: -YAY! YEAH! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
Can I get out a-now? | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
It even has toaster slots! | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
I'm telling you, Colonel, the Baron's up to something. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
The Baron's moved on, DM. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:11 | |
I think it's time someone else did, too. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
Um, I'm...talking about you. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
Yes, Colonel, I got it. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
Er, one last thing. Your badge. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
I can't believe it, Penfold. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
A life without life-threatening certain doom. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
There's plenty of other jobs you can do. What about this one? | 0:08:30 | 0:08:34 | |
It's got gadgets and hairy monsters. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
That sounds OK. What's the job? | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
-Barber. -Hmm. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:40 | |
Ha! Eee...! | 0:08:42 | 0:08:43 | |
Ha! | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
WHOOSH! | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
CRASH! | 0:08:47 | 0:08:48 | |
ALARM BEEPS | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
Argh! | 0:09:05 | 0:09:06 | |
HE WHISTLES NONCHALANTLY | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
Saving the world's what I do, Penfold. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
I've just got to hope the Safety Mice really mess things up. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:20 | |
Reports are coming in from around the globe | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
of the incredible success of the new Safety Mouses... | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
Mices? Meeses? Meecicles! | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
ARGH! | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
Ya-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
Urk! | 0:09:40 | 0:09:41 | |
IT SNARLS | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
PSSH! | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
IT DEFLATES NOISILY | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
Yes, the world's most important cities are safer now, | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
all thanks to Baron Greenback's Safety...Invention. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
I know the Baron's up to something. I just can't prove it! | 0:09:55 | 0:10:00 | |
Right! No more feeling sorry for yourself. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
You're Danger Mouse. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
Since when did you need a badge to be a secret agent? | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
I suppose I could be a SECRET secret agent. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:11 | |
Time to do what we do best! | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
-Put the kettle on and watch telly? -Penfold, we're going in THERE. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:19 | |
CAMERA WHIRS | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
LASERS BUZZ | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
WATER DRIPS | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
Wha...? | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
But I just... | 0:10:39 | 0:10:40 | |
We COULD just take the tour. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
Yes, but we'll need to hide our identities. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
Luckily, I'm trained to turn anything into a perfect disguise. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:49 | |
Remember, Penfold - blend in. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
One question, Chief. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
What's an exclamation of surprise, | 0:11:00 | 0:11:01 | |
two words - both begin with G? | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
Good grief! | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
Thanks, Chief. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
Look, Stiletto's up to no good! | 0:11:07 | 0:11:08 | |
HE WHISTLES TUNELESSLY | 0:11:08 | 0:11:12 | |
BEEP-BEEP-BEEP | 0:11:13 | 0:11:14 | |
You're right. His whistling is completely off-key. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
-Eh? -We need one of those devices. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
Er, Chief! | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
Ow! G-Get off! Ow! | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
HE CONTINUES WHISTLING | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
HE STOPS WHISTLING | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
Ow! | 0:11:29 | 0:11:30 | |
-There they are, the greatest security systems in the world. -Oof! | 0:11:30 | 0:11:34 | |
Of course, occasionally, the system malfunctions | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
and produces a real clunker. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:37 | |
Oi, cheeky! | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
Whaa! | 0:11:39 | 0:11:40 | |
Good work, Penfold. We'll make a Danger Agent out of you yet. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
Do we HAVE to? | 0:11:43 | 0:11:44 | |
-Let's see what we've got. -DEVICE BEEPS | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
Zis is Baron Greenback. Soon ze whole vorld vill be... | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
-VIDEO BUZZES -Soon ze whole vorld vill be... | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
-VIDEO BUZZES -Soon ze whole vorld... | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
I knew it! A classic "Soon the whole world will be mine" message. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
Colonel K has to see this. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
It fills me with pride zat I now have a Safety Mouse | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
protecting every leader in ze vorld. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
I von't be happy until everyone in the vorld is completely safe. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:07 | |
Oof! | 0:12:07 | 0:12:08 | |
Six letters. Tiny bits of bread. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
Crumbs! | 0:12:12 | 0:12:13 | |
You can't go around kidnapping upstanding members of the public. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:17 | |
-Someone let me out of zis! -Ah! | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
-Or at least scratch my nose. -Ohh... | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
There's nothing upstanding about the Baron, and I can prove it. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
Professor, do the honours. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
Zis is Baron Greenback. Soon, ze whole vorld vill be | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
a safer place, thanks to this Safety Mouse. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
If found, please return to Greenback Security. Thanking you. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:35 | |
I don't understand. I was so sure! | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
NERO CHATTERS MOCKINGLY | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
NERO BLOWS A RASPBERRY | 0:12:41 | 0:12:42 | |
-Look like you were wrong, Chief. -Penfold, shush. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
And so, as our hero acts chauffeur to his lifelong nemesis... | 0:12:45 | 0:12:49 | |
-Narrator, shush too. -Righto. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
I'm sorry it vorked out zis way. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
I'd hoped we could put ze past behind us and become friends. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
-NERO: -Ha-ha, ha-ha-ha! -NERO BLOWS A RASPBERRY | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
You know, Chief, it takes a big mouse to admit he's wrong. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
-DM SIGHS -You're right, Penfold. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:05 | |
I'd best go and apologise. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
My plan vorked perfectly. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
-DOOR SLAMS -Ooh! -Eek! | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
Can I help? | 0:13:18 | 0:13:19 | |
Gotcha! | 0:13:19 | 0:13:20 | |
You're too late, Danger Mouse. Ha-ha-ha-haa! | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
AAAARRRRGH! | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
RUMBLING | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
-DM! -Ha! | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
The Professor found a watchamacallit hidden in the thingamabob. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
The Baron can control every single wossname from his oojamaflip. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:41 | |
I guessed as much, Colonel. I think. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
And he's got a Safety Mouse guarding every important person in the world. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:47 | |
Including me! | 0:13:47 | 0:13:48 | |
KERTHUMP! Uh-oh. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
Colonel? NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O! | 0:13:50 | 0:13:54 | |
Pitiful vorld, you have taken me into your hearts | 0:13:56 | 0:14:00 | |
vhile I have taken you... | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
FOR A RIDE! | 0:14:02 | 0:14:03 | |
Behold, ze vorld as you know it is at an end! | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
I have no idea what the delegate just said, but I disagree entirely. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:12 | |
I alvays said, "One day, I vill rule ze vorld." | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
Well, now I do. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:21 | |
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haa! | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
# Bam-bam-BAAAAAAM! # | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
Oh, do shut up. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:28 | |
Rude. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:29 | |
The Colonel and the Professor have been kidnapped. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
Looks like I'll have to save the world single-handedly again. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
-Ahem. -I meant with your help, obviously. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
-Chief... -Hm? | 0:14:39 | 0:14:40 | |
-You know when paintings' eyes follow you around a room? -Yes? | 0:14:40 | 0:14:44 | |
Have you ever heard of a whole painting doing it? | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
Colonel! We thought you'd been Colonel-napped! | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
And I haven't? Hm. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
Must have swapped places with my hologram at the last second. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:58 | |
Ha! You have to get up pretty early in the afternoon to catch me! | 0:14:58 | 0:15:02 | |
What about the Professor? | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
My guess is she used one of her inventions to conceal herself. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
She'll be cloaked in some futuristic camouflage technology. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
Or pretending to be a lamp. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
Professor! You're safe. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:15 | |
None of us is safe. Not any more. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
Should never have doubted you, DM. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
I'll fight beside you for as long as it takes! | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
As long as it's over by din-dins - we're having crumble. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
ELECTRICAL BUZZING | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
Ooh! | 0:15:34 | 0:15:35 | |
Magnetic combat balls. Can I...? | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
No! But this is yours... | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
-TING! -..Agent. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
Tin opener, sun cream, toilet roll... | 0:15:44 | 0:15:48 | |
Bit of a hurry, Penfold. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:52 | |
No-one likes to come home to the washing-up, Chief. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
PLATES CLATTER | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
-Everyone ready? -Hang on one whatsit! | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
You're improperly dressed, DM. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
Now we're ready. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
Activate iPatch. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
Wow, this thing is great! Has it got any games? | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
Sorry. Search live Spamchops feed for the Frog's Head Flyer. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:19 | |
There! | 0:16:22 | 0:16:23 | |
Er, you can't park here. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
I'll park in front of my own house if I vant. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
YOUR house? | 0:16:29 | 0:16:30 | |
Ze ruler of ze vorld has to live SOMEWHERE. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
And what do YOU do? | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
Hey, Barone, we got incoming! | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
Quick, Stiletto! Inside the Flyer! | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
-Hii-yah! -CLONK! | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
ARGH! | 0:16:53 | 0:16:54 | |
TINNY TUNE PLAYS | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
Remind me to change the ringtone. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
Activate iPatch. | 0:16:58 | 0:16:59 | |
Don't bother trying to break in, Danger Mouse. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
My Flyer's made from pure Convenientium. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
BOOM! | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
It'll take more than one Safety Mouse to defeat Danger Mouse! | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
TINNY TUNE PLAYS | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
Let battle commence! | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-haa! | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
For more "Mwa-ha-has," visit my website... | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
I always eat when I'm scared. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:35 | |
ROCK MUSIC PLAYS | 0:17:35 | 0:17:38 | |
Find somewhere safe. I've got this. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:49 | |
CHIEF! | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
What are you waiting for?! | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
This one has the Queen inside. | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
You are hereby ordered to give this monstrosity a thrashing! | 0:17:59 | 0:18:03 | |
You're Danger Mouse! Start kicking some robot bottom! | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
Yes, Ma'am. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
Safety Mouse, the thrashing you're about to receive | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
is by Royal appointment. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:11 | |
YAAAAARGH! | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
CLONG! | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
BONES CRUNCH | 0:18:16 | 0:18:17 | |
-Ah! -THUD! | 0:18:17 | 0:18:18 | |
ELECTRICAL ZAPPING | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
CRUNCH! | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
-Smashing! -I've only got two left! | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
Ugh... | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
You're doomed, Danger Mouse! DOOMED! | 0:18:34 | 0:18:38 | |
You're a hologram, aren't you? You don't have to stay in there. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
Fair point, old boy. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
-PROFESSOR: -Catch! | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
ELECTRICAL ZAPPING | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
Professor, do those balls work on anything metal? | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
-Of course. -Perfect. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
Don't play with your food, my robotic rascals! Finish them! | 0:18:55 | 0:18:59 | |
Danger Mouse, if you've got a plan, now is the time. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
ELECTRICAL BUZZING | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
Well done, Danger Mouse! | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
CREAKING | 0:19:17 | 0:19:18 | |
BOOM! | 0:19:20 | 0:19:21 | |
You're welcome. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:24 | |
Stiletto, ve're leaving! | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
ENGINES WHINE AND STRUGGLE | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
ENGINES POWER DOWN | 0:19:30 | 0:19:31 | |
HE KNOCKS | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
Initiate lockdown! | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
KLAXON BLARES | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
You'll never get in, Danger Mouse! | 0:19:40 | 0:19:41 | |
Nothing can get through Convenientium. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
-Except a hologram. -Huh? | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
-Boo! -ARGH! | 0:19:46 | 0:19:47 | |
BEEP | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
Lights off! | 0:19:51 | 0:19:52 | |
Oh, we're doing this old school. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
Now I have the advantage, due to my night-vision goggles. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:59 | |
Curses! | 0:19:59 | 0:20:00 | |
Hang on. Er, lights on. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
Ah! Lights off again! | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
I'm ready, meddlesome mouse. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
And I can see you perfectly. But you can't see me! | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
-THUMP! -Ugh! -Haa! | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
THUMPS AND YELLS | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
-Ha! Got you! -THUMP! | 0:20:15 | 0:20:16 | |
Ow! That's a-me, Barone. I had my eyes shut. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
-Haa! -THUMP! | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
CLOCK TICKS | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
BANGING AND CRASHING | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
It's over. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:32 | |
-THUD! -Oof! | 0:20:32 | 0:20:34 | |
One world saved, and it's not even lunchtime. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
-Sorry about the mess. -Don't worry, DM. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
The Professor's hacked into the Baron's computer system | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
and seized all his money. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:45 | |
GREENBACK SOBS | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
There's enough to pay for the repairs, | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
another 50 shows, | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
plus a brand spanking new HQ. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
It's disguised as a commonplace London object, | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
but big enough to house a well-equipped Secret Service base. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:21:00 | 0:21:01 | |
No-one will ever notice it's even there. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:04 | |
Danger Mouse! | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
Today was only ze start. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:07 | |
A vorld of madness and evil is heading in your direction, | 0:21:07 | 0:21:11 | |
and I can't vait to vatch. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
Prepare yourself! Doom is coming! | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
-Mwa-ha-ha-ha! -NERO CACKLES | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
-Penfold! -Chief? -Put the kettle on. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
Looks like it's going to be a busy year. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
Yes, Danger Mouse is back! | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
And all questions will be answered! | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
Like how exactly does the Colonel's hologram work? | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
I mean, it can walk through walls, but it can be captured by a robot? | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
Oh, um... Well, that will be the hard light thingy. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
And, if it's a hologram, | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
shouldn't it just be copying the Colonel's movements, | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
not doing things by itself? | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
Well, I'm sure the writers have perfectly reasonable answers | 0:21:43 | 0:21:46 | |
to all these questions. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:47 | |
I wouldn't bet on it. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:48 | |
To find out, tune in to the next thrilling instalment of Danger Mouse! | 0:21:48 | 0:21:53 | |
# He's the greatest, he's fantastic | 0:21:56 | 0:21:59 | |
# Wherever there is danger He'll be there | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
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