Dark Side of the Mouse Danger Mouse

# He's the greatest

# He's fantastic

# Wherever there is danger he'll be there

# He's the ace

# He's amazing

# He's the strongest

# He's the quickest

# He's the best

# Danger Mouse

# Danger Mouse

# Danger Mouse! #

Ah, the traditional sounds of London.

A pigeon coos, Big Ben bongs,

a taxi driver is zapped in the face with a mind ray.

I have a sudden urge to assist in a robbery.

A mind ray? Crumbuster suits?

The daring theft of a wig belonging to the first American bald eagle?

This can only be the work of Danger Mouse's most deathly foe.

Dudley Poison and Mac The Fork?!

Where did a pair of losers like that get Crumbuster suits?

-That's really hurtful, actually.

-You think that's hurtful?

Wait till Danger Mouse gets hold of you.

Aah, isn't this relaxing, Penfold?

Ah, ah, ah, ah...

ALARM BELLS

Ah, well. Back to work.

Chi-e-e-e-e...

..e-e-e-f!

Not down there. This way.

Wa-a-a-a-ah!

Waaah! Waaah!

THUMP

THUMP CAR HORN

SCREAMING

Oo-oo-oo-ooh...

Wa-a-a-a-a-a-h!

Aaargh!

GASP

Argh!

Aaaaaaaah!

-Gotcha.

-Thanks, Chief.

-SIRENS

-Oh.

I can't believe we actually got away with a crime.

And I can't believe you thought you'd escape,

with Danger Mouse and Penfold on the case.

Ahh...

All right, maybe just Danger Mouse.

Ha!

Odd.

I have a sudden urge to embarrass myself hugely.

CHARLESTON-STYLE MUSIC PLAYS

Ha-ha-ha...

Wow, the Mindzuka is even better than the boss said it would be.

OK, we got the dancing,

let's take things up a notch.

Rude, illegal, unacceptable.

How could they make me do it?

I can't think what you're talking about.

Oh, wait. Is it this?!

CHARLESTON-STYLE MUSIC PLAYS

Hit subscribe to see what we made him do next.

New video tomorrow.

There's another video. Ah - is it singing?

Penfold, get the car.

We have to destroy that other video.

OK, now there are TWO videos we have to destroy.

We just have to find a way past their Mindzuka.

Maybe its creator can help?

Ah, there seems to be a logo embedded in the mind control ray.

Crumhorn.

I don't like this, Chief.

It's not too late to go home.

Penfold, Crumhorn's just a ruthless criminal genius

who controls the world from the shadows.

I don't know why you're so scared of him.

I think it's the bit about him

being a ruthless criminal genius who controls the world from the shadows.

Well, we can deal with those shadows for a start.

Good morning, Danger Mouse. And Penfold.

Ah! Don't listen to him.

How do we know it's good? How do we know it's morning?

How do we know we're us?!

Crumhorn, Mac the Fork and Dudley Poison

have one of your Mindzukas.

A Mindzuka? Oh, dear.

You're lucky they didn't make you do something embarrassing.

Um, yes, good job THAT didn't happen.

CHARLESTON-STYLE MUSIC PLAYS

I'm in prison, not on the moon.

Look, I came here for your help.

Are you going to give it to me or not?

Oh, I'm going to give it to you.

I'm going to give it to you big time.

Is it getting a bit dark in here?

I have a dimmer switch.

What you need is some mind-control-proof collars.

There just happens to be a couple in my office you could have.

Fine, all done, come on, Chief. Let's get out of here.

Sadly, I'm the only person who can access my office.

The security is a smidge tight.

Ha. You really think Danger Mouse is going to let YOU out of prison?

Turns out he is.

This shouldn't take long.

We just have to navigate my matrix of deadly traps

-and robotic Crumsentries.

-Ha.

As if the Chief's going to let YOU lead us into a hi-tech death trap.

Come on, Penfold. This hi-tech death trap won't navigate itself.

KNIVES SCRAPE, LASERS WHOOSH

EXPLOSIONS, DRILLING

BOING!

There. That wasn't so bad.

Cough, cough... Not so bad?!

Security is so tight I nearly lost my favourite leg.

The devices are in the safe. I'll need my hands free.

Come on!

Danger Mouse isn't going to let you...

Oh, who am I kidding?

These will protect you from all forms of mind control.

That's it? No trick? I'm surprised.

Oh, you will be.

You WILL be!

Sorry, force of habit.

Why don't you take me back to prison?

I'm done here.

And so, with Crumhorn back in prison

and absolutely nobody worried about the mysterious machine,

Danger Mouse speeds off on another heroic mission...

To delete some embarrassing videos.

The videos, if you don't mind.

-I'm sorry, we already sent them to Mr Crumhorn.

-Crumhorn?!

-Yeah.

He said if he ever went to prison, we should steal something

important and use the Mindzuka to make embarrassing videos of you.

-I told you not to trust him, Chief.

-He planned the whole thing. But why?

BEEPING

I'm detecting a mind energy ray originating from Crum Towers.

It's almost at HQ.

Odd. I suddenly have an urge to release Crumhorn from prison.

Professor, it's Crumhorn, he...

Good news, DM.

I had a sudden urge to put Crumhorn in charge of the Secret Service.

So I did.

I've been manipulating you from the start, Danger Mouse.

A Mindzuka. Videos to make you desperate.

A logo clue in a brainwave.

And all so you'd take me to my office,

where I could activate the global mind ray.

Thanks to you, I will rule the world.

Again.

As usual.

Oh, crumbs.

No hard feelings, eh, DM?

Thingummyhorn is in charge now.

The British Prime Minister, the American President

and Mike from Mike's Pie Store - right? -

are just the latest important world figures who have

stepped down in favour of me.

Coming up, sport, but first, this.

Crumhorn's got the whole world in his hands.

He's brainwashed our friends

and he's got the narrator mocking our every move.

Said Danger Mouse, stinking like a rotten pineapple.

-There's only one thing in our favour.

-What's that, Chief?

He hasn't put those other videos online yet.

-BABY VOICE:

-I done a pee-pee in my Danger Pants.

A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ah!

OK, so there's one video left that no-one's seen.

-That video must not get out.

-What else did they make you do, Chief?

You don't want to know, Penfold, and hopefully you never will.

Now, come on.

We have to stop Crumhorn, turn off that mind machine

and save the world.

-That's more like it, Chief.

-Then, more importantly, delete that video.

Oh... How are we going to do that, Chief?

The mind machine is in his office.

You saw how impossible his security was.

You'd need the world's greatest criminal minds to

break into a fortress like that.

-Brilliant idea, Penfold.

-Thank you, Chief.

What was it?

We're putting a team together.

The first level of security is the laser cannons.

We need to get past them unseen.

-A Faberge egg?

-Not the egg.

-The Faberge chicken!

CLUCK!

-How will that help us sneak past Crumhorn's guards?

-It won't.

But the person who's stealing it might.

Ha!

Ivana the Invisible, I'm putting a team together and I need your help.

-Interested?

-They'll never help you.

In fact, I have a strange urge to hand you over to Crumhorn.

Ow!

On the other hand, I now have a strange urge to join your team.

Are you sure it's OK to use the Mindzuka to force people to

do what you want, Chief?

Only when it's a good cause.

CLUCK!

Ah!

Once inside, we'll face the Crumwall,

made from pure Convenientium.

We'll need a demolition expert.

SCREAMING

LAUGHING

Mega Day Care is mega success.

Chief. You can't brainwash him. He's turned his life around.

You're right. If only there was some kind of convenient excuse.

-Mega Day Care is now subsidiary of Crumcorp.

-Good enough.

The Crumstairs. Each one embedded with its own fiendish booby trap.

We're going to need a flyer.

Rocket Sloth!

Finally, the Crumdoor and its impossible access code.

To get through that, we need the world's greatest criminal.

-You don't mean...?

-Well, I'm very flattered.

No, not him. HIM.

Uh-oh.

It's not what it looks like.

It looks like you're trying to break into a bank.

OK, so, it is what it looks like.

Yuk, I have a disgusting urge to do whatever Danger Mouse says.

What is your bidding?

Well, why don't we start with - RU-U-U-U-U-N!

Crumhorn. The plan won't work if he's there.

That's why we need the final member of the team.

Someone to distract him.

Someone he'll never suspect.

Daddy! LET ME IN.

Sweetheart!

I wish you'd phoned ahead, I could have arranged something.

Like being on another planet.

-Ivana's in the building, Chief.

-No. Ivana's still here.

But you were supposed to sneak in when Dawn made him open the doors.

Apology. I was working on my disguise.

You don't need a disguise, you're invisible.

I forgot Mr Snuggles.

Quick, now's your chance. Now, get in there.

Ivana?

Please tell me she got inside.

The disguise work. I am inside.

ALL: Yes!

-OK, Baron, up the stairs.

-Whatever you say, Danger Mouse.

-Ha-ha, classic!

-Chief!

-You said you'd only use mind control for a good cause.

-Sorry, Penfold.

Won't happen again. OK, Baron, up the stairs.

But aren't they...?

Whatever you say, Danger Mouse.

-Maybe one more time?

-Hmm...

Baron. Time to crack the impossible code.

Er, Crumhorn1.

BUZZER

Er, Crumhorn2.

BUZZER

Looks like this might take a while.

How about we have a little party?

CHARLESTON-STYLE MUSIC PLAYS

Chief. What are you doing? This is exactly what Crumhorn did to you!

It's totally different, Penfold.

And it's not like I'm filming it and putting it on SpamChops.

Chief, what's happened to you?

You're turning evil.

Only a little bit, Penfold. And I have a very good reason.

Daddy! I made your office so pretty.

Oh, that's lovely, darling. Marcie?

Incinerate this section of the building

as soon as my daughter leaves.

CHARLESTON-STYLE MUSIC PLAYS

That's my Crumcorridor.

Gentlemen. This is an evil headquarters.

Have some respect!

Priorities, Danger Mouse.

You could destroy my mind machine or you could stop this.

You thought THAT was funny, get a load of what he's going to do now.

No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

It's just a video, Chief.

-We need to stop the mind control.

-Gah.

Oh, I'll do it meself.

Aah... Ah!

Penfold, no!

Mouse!

I may have been controlling your minds

but I think we can all agree that my heart was in the right place, yes?

Eek.

That's it. Get it out of your systems. Ow!

And when you're feeling better, we can talk about...

Um...

Ah-ha, fooled you. I was only pretending to be unconscious.

Ha, ergh, oh...

To be honest, people usually leave the bonds a bit looser than

-this so I can escape.

-It's too late for escape, Danger Mouse. It's over.

You lost.

But... Penfold destroyed your mind control machine.

What? Ha-ha-ha! Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No. No. No.

Not at all.

You see, he just destroyed the small version.

Huh?!

No, my full-sized galactic mind Crummachine is very much intact.

-It's all right, Penfold. Don't blame yourself.

-I don't. I blame you.

If you hadn't been so obsessed with that video,

none of this would have happened.

Does it really matter if everyone laughs at you?

Video? Oh, you must mean...

..this.

Carrots. Crumbs. Crikey, Chief. Look at me, I'm Penfold.

I'm short and plump and I can kick myself up the rump.

Ah!

I'm so rubbish, I can't even defeat myself in a battle.

-Chief!

-I'm sorry, Penfold, I couldn't stop it.

I was being mind controlled.

Chief, you haven't been trying to protect YOUR reputation.

You've been trying to protect MINE.

Yes, yes, yes, this is very touching but, hello! Evil plan!

It's time to launch my hostile takeover of the universe.

Marcie, cancel my two o'clock and activate the mind ray?

Give it an unnecessary two minute countdown.

Traditions are important.

What have you done with the others, Crumhorn?

Don't worry about your team-mates, Danger Mouse.

They're only in extreme danger.

You fiend, Crumhorn! And I mean that in a bad way.

I'm sorry that you feel that way, Baron.

Do please take it up with our customer service department

while you are floating in space.

NARRATOR: Has evil finally triumphed?

Also, is it too late to buy stock in Crumcorp,

cos it's looking like a really good investment.

I owe you all an apology. I should never have used mind control.

You should be free to make your own choices.

And I should be free to throw you in prison for them.

I'd understand if you said no

but we need to work together to save the world and not die in space.

You had me at "not die in space".

Megahertz? Megablast the megawall.

No, the wall is the only thing keeping us...

SCREAMING

Marcie, park the building,

it's time to watch the whole universe come under my mind control.

But...!

How did you open the impossible Crumdoor?

From the inside.

Next time you capture a team of supervillains,

try not to forget the invisible one.

Ivana film Crumhorn when he think he alone. He very strange man.

# Who's a little Crummy-pops, who owns all the world?

# I'm a little Crummy-pops and I own all the world, oi! #

What?! No. Give me that.

You'll regret this.

Ha.

Ha.

Megahertz. Now.

A-a-a-a-a-h!

A-a-a-a-ah!

Chi-e-e-e-e-e-f!

H-e-e-e-e-e-e-lp!

Chief, we did it. We saved the world.

Yes, we make a pretty good team.

Maybe this is the start of a whole new spin-off.

What do you mean, "WE saved the world"?

If anyone saved the world, it was me.

Which means, technically, it's mine now.

Nuh-uh, Megahertz saved Megaworld.

Hey, it was my daddy's world so it's mine now.

Ah, Penfold, the curse of mind control has been lifted

and all's right with the world.

DAWN SCREAMS

-Well, mostly right.

-Hee-hee!

Urgh...

A great and wise leader comes to us from afar.

Again.

Marcie? Checklist for today. One, conquer this planet.

Two, build an alien army. Three, destroy Danger Mouse.

Shall we get started, everyone?

# He's the greatest

# He's fantastic

# Wherever there is danger he'll be there

# Danger Mouse

# Danger Mouse

# Danger Mouse! #