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Dark Side of the Mouse

Animated series. Danger Mouse teams up with his deadliest foes to take on Crumhorn in a double episode.


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# He's the greatest

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# He's fantastic

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# Wherever there is danger he'll be there

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# He's the ace

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# He's amazing

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# He's the strongest

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# He's the quickest

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# He's the best

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse! #

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Ah, the traditional sounds of London.

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A pigeon coos, Big Ben bongs,

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a taxi driver is zapped in the face with a mind ray.

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I have a sudden urge to assist in a robbery.

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A mind ray? Crumbuster suits?

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The daring theft of a wig belonging to the first American bald eagle?

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This can only be the work of Danger Mouse's most deathly foe.

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Dudley Poison and Mac The Fork?!

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Where did a pair of losers like that get Crumbuster suits?

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-That's really hurtful, actually.

-You think that's hurtful?

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Wait till Danger Mouse gets hold of you.

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Aah, isn't this relaxing, Penfold?

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Ah, ah, ah, ah...

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ALARM BELLS

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Ah, well. Back to work.

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Chi-e-e-e-e...

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..e-e-e-f!

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Not down there. This way.

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Wa-a-a-a-ah!

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Waaah! Waaah!

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THUMP

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THUMP CAR HORN

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SCREAMING

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Oo-oo-oo-ooh...

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Wa-a-a-a-a-a-h!

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Aaargh!

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GASP

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Argh!

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Aaaaaaaah!

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-Gotcha.

-Thanks, Chief.

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-SIRENS

-Oh.

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I can't believe we actually got away with a crime.

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And I can't believe you thought you'd escape,

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with Danger Mouse and Penfold on the case.

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Ahh...

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All right, maybe just Danger Mouse.

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Ha!

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Odd.

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I have a sudden urge to embarrass myself hugely.

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CHARLESTON-STYLE MUSIC PLAYS

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Ha-ha-ha...

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Wow, the Mindzuka is even better than the boss said it would be.

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OK, we got the dancing,

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let's take things up a notch.

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Rude, illegal, unacceptable.

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How could they make me do it?

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I can't think what you're talking about.

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Oh, wait. Is it this?!

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CHARLESTON-STYLE MUSIC PLAYS

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Hit subscribe to see what we made him do next.

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New video tomorrow.

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There's another video. Ah - is it singing?

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Penfold, get the car.

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We have to destroy that other video.

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OK, now there are TWO videos we have to destroy.

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We just have to find a way past their Mindzuka.

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Maybe its creator can help?

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Ah, there seems to be a logo embedded in the mind control ray.

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Crumhorn.

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I don't like this, Chief.

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It's not too late to go home.

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Penfold, Crumhorn's just a ruthless criminal genius

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who controls the world from the shadows.

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I don't know why you're so scared of him.

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I think it's the bit about him

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being a ruthless criminal genius who controls the world from the shadows.

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Well, we can deal with those shadows for a start.

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Good morning, Danger Mouse. And Penfold.

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Ah! Don't listen to him.

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How do we know it's good? How do we know it's morning?

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How do we know we're us?!

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Crumhorn, Mac the Fork and Dudley Poison

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have one of your Mindzukas.

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A Mindzuka? Oh, dear.

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You're lucky they didn't make you do something embarrassing.

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Um, yes, good job THAT didn't happen.

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CHARLESTON-STYLE MUSIC PLAYS

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I'm in prison, not on the moon.

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Look, I came here for your help.

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Are you going to give it to me or not?

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Oh, I'm going to give it to you.

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I'm going to give it to you big time.

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Is it getting a bit dark in here?

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I have a dimmer switch.

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What you need is some mind-control-proof collars.

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There just happens to be a couple in my office you could have.

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Fine, all done, come on, Chief. Let's get out of here.

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Sadly, I'm the only person who can access my office.

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The security is a smidge tight.

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Ha. You really think Danger Mouse is going to let YOU out of prison?

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Turns out he is.

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This shouldn't take long.

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We just have to navigate my matrix of deadly traps

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-and robotic Crumsentries.

-Ha.

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As if the Chief's going to let YOU lead us into a hi-tech death trap.

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Come on, Penfold. This hi-tech death trap won't navigate itself.

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KNIVES SCRAPE, LASERS WHOOSH

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EXPLOSIONS, DRILLING

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BOING!

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There. That wasn't so bad.

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Cough, cough... Not so bad?!

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Security is so tight I nearly lost my favourite leg.

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The devices are in the safe. I'll need my hands free.

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Come on!

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Danger Mouse isn't going to let you...

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Oh, who am I kidding?

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These will protect you from all forms of mind control.

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That's it? No trick? I'm surprised.

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Oh, you will be.

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You WILL be!

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Sorry, force of habit.

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Why don't you take me back to prison?

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I'm done here.

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And so, with Crumhorn back in prison

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and absolutely nobody worried about the mysterious machine,

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Danger Mouse speeds off on another heroic mission...

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To delete some embarrassing videos.

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The videos, if you don't mind.

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-I'm sorry, we already sent them to Mr Crumhorn.

-Crumhorn?!

-Yeah.

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He said if he ever went to prison, we should steal something

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important and use the Mindzuka to make embarrassing videos of you.

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-I told you not to trust him, Chief.

-He planned the whole thing. But why?

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BEEPING

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I'm detecting a mind energy ray originating from Crum Towers.

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It's almost at HQ.

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Odd. I suddenly have an urge to release Crumhorn from prison.

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Professor, it's Crumhorn, he...

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Good news, DM.

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I had a sudden urge to put Crumhorn in charge of the Secret Service.

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So I did.

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I've been manipulating you from the start, Danger Mouse.

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A Mindzuka. Videos to make you desperate.

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A logo clue in a brainwave.

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And all so you'd take me to my office,

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where I could activate the global mind ray.

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Thanks to you, I will rule the world.

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Again.

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As usual.

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Oh, crumbs.

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No hard feelings, eh, DM?

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Thingummyhorn is in charge now.

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The British Prime Minister, the American President

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and Mike from Mike's Pie Store - right? -

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are just the latest important world figures who have

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stepped down in favour of me.

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Coming up, sport, but first, this.

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Crumhorn's got the whole world in his hands.

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He's brainwashed our friends

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and he's got the narrator mocking our every move.

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Said Danger Mouse, stinking like a rotten pineapple.

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-There's only one thing in our favour.

-What's that, Chief?

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He hasn't put those other videos online yet.

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-BABY VOICE:

-I done a pee-pee in my Danger Pants.

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A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ah!

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OK, so there's one video left that no-one's seen.

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-That video must not get out.

-What else did they make you do, Chief?

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You don't want to know, Penfold, and hopefully you never will.

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Now, come on.

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We have to stop Crumhorn, turn off that mind machine

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and save the world.

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-That's more like it, Chief.

-Then, more importantly, delete that video.

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Oh... How are we going to do that, Chief?

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The mind machine is in his office.

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You saw how impossible his security was.

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You'd need the world's greatest criminal minds to

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break into a fortress like that.

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-Brilliant idea, Penfold.

-Thank you, Chief.

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What was it?

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We're putting a team together.

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The first level of security is the laser cannons.

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We need to get past them unseen.

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-A Faberge egg?

-Not the egg.

-The Faberge chicken!

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CLUCK!

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-How will that help us sneak past Crumhorn's guards?

-It won't.

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But the person who's stealing it might.

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Ha!

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Ivana the Invisible, I'm putting a team together and I need your help.

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-Interested?

-They'll never help you.

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In fact, I have a strange urge to hand you over to Crumhorn.

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Ow!

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On the other hand, I now have a strange urge to join your team.

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Are you sure it's OK to use the Mindzuka to force people to

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do what you want, Chief?

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Only when it's a good cause.

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CLUCK!

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Ah!

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Once inside, we'll face the Crumwall,

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made from pure Convenientium.

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We'll need a demolition expert.

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SCREAMING

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LAUGHING

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Mega Day Care is mega success.

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Chief. You can't brainwash him. He's turned his life around.

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You're right. If only there was some kind of convenient excuse.

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-Mega Day Care is now subsidiary of Crumcorp.

-Good enough.

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The Crumstairs. Each one embedded with its own fiendish booby trap.

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We're going to need a flyer.

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Rocket Sloth!

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Finally, the Crumdoor and its impossible access code.

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To get through that, we need the world's greatest criminal.

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-You don't mean...?

-Well, I'm very flattered.

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No, not him. HIM.

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Uh-oh.

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It's not what it looks like.

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It looks like you're trying to break into a bank.

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OK, so, it is what it looks like.

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Yuk, I have a disgusting urge to do whatever Danger Mouse says.

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What is your bidding?

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Well, why don't we start with - RU-U-U-U-U-N!

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Crumhorn. The plan won't work if he's there.

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That's why we need the final member of the team.

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Someone to distract him.

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Someone he'll never suspect.

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Daddy! LET ME IN.

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Sweetheart!

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I wish you'd phoned ahead, I could have arranged something.

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Like being on another planet.

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-Ivana's in the building, Chief.

-No. Ivana's still here.

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But you were supposed to sneak in when Dawn made him open the doors.

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Apology. I was working on my disguise.

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You don't need a disguise, you're invisible.

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I forgot Mr Snuggles.

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Quick, now's your chance. Now, get in there.

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Ivana?

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Please tell me she got inside.

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The disguise work. I am inside.

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ALL: Yes!

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-OK, Baron, up the stairs.

-Whatever you say, Danger Mouse.

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-Ha-ha, classic!

-Chief!

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-You said you'd only use mind control for a good cause.

-Sorry, Penfold.

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Won't happen again. OK, Baron, up the stairs.

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But aren't they...?

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Whatever you say, Danger Mouse.

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-Maybe one more time?

-Hmm...

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Baron. Time to crack the impossible code.

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Er, Crumhorn1.

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BUZZER

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Er, Crumhorn2.

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BUZZER

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Looks like this might take a while.

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How about we have a little party?

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CHARLESTON-STYLE MUSIC PLAYS

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Chief. What are you doing? This is exactly what Crumhorn did to you!

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It's totally different, Penfold.

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And it's not like I'm filming it and putting it on SpamChops.

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Chief, what's happened to you?

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You're turning evil.

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Only a little bit, Penfold. And I have a very good reason.

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Daddy! I made your office so pretty.

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Oh, that's lovely, darling. Marcie?

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Incinerate this section of the building

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as soon as my daughter leaves.

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CHARLESTON-STYLE MUSIC PLAYS

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That's my Crumcorridor.

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Gentlemen. This is an evil headquarters.

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Have some respect!

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Priorities, Danger Mouse.

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You could destroy my mind machine or you could stop this.

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You thought THAT was funny, get a load of what he's going to do now.

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No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

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It's just a video, Chief.

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-We need to stop the mind control.

-Gah.

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Oh, I'll do it meself.

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Aah... Ah!

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Penfold, no!

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Mouse!

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I may have been controlling your minds

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but I think we can all agree that my heart was in the right place, yes?

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Eek.

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That's it. Get it out of your systems. Ow!

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And when you're feeling better, we can talk about...

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Um...

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Ah-ha, fooled you. I was only pretending to be unconscious.

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Ha, ergh, oh...

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To be honest, people usually leave the bonds a bit looser than

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-this so I can escape.

-It's too late for escape, Danger Mouse. It's over.

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You lost.

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But... Penfold destroyed your mind control machine.

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What? Ha-ha-ha! Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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No. No. No.

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Not at all.

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You see, he just destroyed the small version.

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Huh?!

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No, my full-sized galactic mind Crummachine is very much intact.

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-It's all right, Penfold. Don't blame yourself.

-I don't. I blame you.

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If you hadn't been so obsessed with that video,

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none of this would have happened.

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Does it really matter if everyone laughs at you?

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Video? Oh, you must mean...

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..this.

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Carrots. Crumbs. Crikey, Chief. Look at me, I'm Penfold.

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I'm short and plump and I can kick myself up the rump.

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Ah!

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I'm so rubbish, I can't even defeat myself in a battle.

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-Chief!

-I'm sorry, Penfold, I couldn't stop it.

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I was being mind controlled.

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Chief, you haven't been trying to protect YOUR reputation.

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You've been trying to protect MINE.

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Yes, yes, yes, this is very touching but, hello! Evil plan!

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It's time to launch my hostile takeover of the universe.

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Marcie, cancel my two o'clock and activate the mind ray?

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Give it an unnecessary two minute countdown.

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Traditions are important.

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What have you done with the others, Crumhorn?

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Don't worry about your team-mates, Danger Mouse.

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They're only in extreme danger.

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You fiend, Crumhorn! And I mean that in a bad way.

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I'm sorry that you feel that way, Baron.

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Do please take it up with our customer service department

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while you are floating in space.

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NARRATOR: Has evil finally triumphed?

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Also, is it too late to buy stock in Crumcorp,

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cos it's looking like a really good investment.

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I owe you all an apology. I should never have used mind control.

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You should be free to make your own choices.

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And I should be free to throw you in prison for them.

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I'd understand if you said no

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but we need to work together to save the world and not die in space.

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You had me at "not die in space".

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Megahertz? Megablast the megawall.

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No, the wall is the only thing keeping us...

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SCREAMING

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Marcie, park the building,

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it's time to watch the whole universe come under my mind control.

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But...!

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How did you open the impossible Crumdoor?

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From the inside.

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Next time you capture a team of supervillains,

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try not to forget the invisible one.

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Ivana film Crumhorn when he think he alone. He very strange man.

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# Who's a little Crummy-pops, who owns all the world?

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# I'm a little Crummy-pops and I own all the world, oi! #

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What?! No. Give me that.

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You'll regret this.

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Ha.

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Ha.

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Megahertz. Now.

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A-a-a-a-a-h!

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A-a-a-a-ah!

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Chi-e-e-e-e-e-f!

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H-e-e-e-e-e-e-lp!

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Chief, we did it. We saved the world.

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Yes, we make a pretty good team.

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Maybe this is the start of a whole new spin-off.

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What do you mean, "WE saved the world"?

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If anyone saved the world, it was me.

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Which means, technically, it's mine now.

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Nuh-uh, Megahertz saved Megaworld.

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Hey, it was my daddy's world so it's mine now.

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Ah, Penfold, the curse of mind control has been lifted

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and all's right with the world.

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DAWN SCREAMS

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-Well, mostly right.

-Hee-hee!

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Urgh...

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A great and wise leader comes to us from afar.

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Again.

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Marcie? Checklist for today. One, conquer this planet.

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Two, build an alien army. Three, destroy Danger Mouse.

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Shall we get started, everyone?

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# He's the greatest

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# He's fantastic

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# Wherever there is danger he'll be there

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse! #

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If being zapped with a mind-controlling Mindzooka ray by a couple of D-list villains wasn't bad enough, Danger Mouse's shame goes viral thanks to a series of embarrassing videos. Determined to stop the release of the most incriminating video of all, Danger Mouse turns to the villain behind the mind-control tech - the incarcerated Crumhorn! Crumhorn offers an anti-mind control device, but it comes with a catch - he has to be temporarily released back to Crumcorp Towers to retrieve it.