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Yule Only Watch Twice

Animated series. Danger Mouse and Penfold's friendship comes under scrutiny in this double-length Christmas clip episode.


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-BOTH:

-# Na na-na na, na na-na na

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# Na na-na na, na, na, na...

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# I'm the greatest, I'm a fanatic

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# Where Heather is in danger I'll be fair

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# I'm the face, I'm amusing...

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No!

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You're the ace, you're amazing!

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Don't you know the theme song?

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Well, I'm usually busy at the start of the show battling villains.

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-BOTH:

-# He's the ace, he's amazing!

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# He's the strongest he's the quickest he's the best!

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse! #

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Oi! Who turned the lights out?

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Our singing wasn't that bad.

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-The car's gone, Penfold.

-Maybe Duckula's trying to steal the show.

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Wouldn't be the first time.

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Cue my titles.

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NARRATOR: London, a city that's like in real danger and stuff.

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Much more danger than there was

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when that loser Danger Mouse was on the show.

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But don't worry because, like, here comes a real hero.

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Oh! You are too awesome.

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We will haunt you till the day you die.

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Not so fast Ghost Bot.

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I shall defeat you with the thing all ghost bots fear the most.

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Rock music!

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HE RIFFS

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Argh!

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Duckula...too cool...

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Cannot compute...

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Chief, I think we're in a...

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..clip episode!

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-CHEERING

-Surprise!

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Welcome to the Jimmy Camel Christmas special celebration episode.

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It IS a clip episode.

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If this is all my best bits it, could take all day.

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It's not a clip episode,

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it's a celebration!

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That's coincidentally made up of clips.

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Warning, show may contain clips.

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Roll the action!

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Clip!

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Arrgh!

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Hee-yah!

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That shut him up.

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ROAR!

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One-ply. Will they never learn?

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This won't take a second.

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-APPLAUSE

-Wow, Danger Mouse, you are awesome.

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In fact, you know what they say...

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# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

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-# Wherever there is danger he'll be there...

-#

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Chief, I love best-ofs,

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but do you think we should check in with the Colonel

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just to make sure there's nothing going on?

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-# He's ace, he's amazing..

-#

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Chief? Maybe we should...

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# He's the best... #

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Oh, stop it, Jimmy!

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You'll make me blush.

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You think that'll make you blush?

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Wait till you see how cool you are!

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Mmm, black cherry!

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Pandaminion...

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..take a seat.

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Well done, Danger Mouse.

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Ah, better put him out of his misery.

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Danger skates!

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Waaah!

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Brilliant, Chief!

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But, before we get distracted, maybe we should check...

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Distracted?

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Penfold, when have I ever been anything other than 100% focused?

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There was the time...

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Oh, carrots.

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Perhaps our advanced technology can help your earthling friend.

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Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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-HONK

-He IS laughing at us.

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That does it, we're leaving.

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Pancake, the keys.

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Wo-hoo, wah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Well, that's done it, chief.

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Never mind, we've all...we've all had a good laugh.

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And no harm done.

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Citizens of Earth, as you have seen fit to ridicule us,

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we have no choice but to declare war on your planet.

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Well, that's not very funny.

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OK, danger fans, next show's in 15.

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Wave at the easy money, mouse brain.

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My hero!

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You're a star, a bona fide tourist attraction.

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-Hey, how about some autographs?

-They love that garbage.

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Chief, I think this is a trick.

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Don't be silly, Penfold, I don't mind a few autographs,

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but no photos.

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Danger Mouse! Danger Mouse!

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You're amazing!

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Hah! You think that's amazing? Watch this!

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Ah!

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Chief! You're getting distracted

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by the distractions of being distracted.

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Bit blamey, Penfold.

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I'm not the only one who goes off mission.

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What do you mean?

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I feel a clip coming on!

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Hans! How's the world of gene splicing going?

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Look after this, Penfold,

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I want to get a picture before he eats himself.

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But I was just...

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SHUTTER CLICKS

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Ahhh!

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-ROBOTIC VOICE:

-Welcome to a new era in bladder relief.

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-What?

-My name is John, and I will be your toilet for today.

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Would you care for a Sudoku puzzle?

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Oh, crumbs!

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Malfunction. Reset F12... software upgrade...

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Installation complete.

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I feel fantastic.

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There's so much I want to know about the world.

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I want to read literature, rid the world of disease,

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perhaps even unlock the mystery of...

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Oh. Why am I stuck to this pipe?

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What is that smell?

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What are you doing here?

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Ah, well, um, John,

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to be honest, I was about to... How can I put this?

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You see, what people do, is, ah...

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JOHN SCREAMS

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Um, I accidentally might have dropped your special chip thingy

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into the toilet, professor.

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ROARING

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You see? I'm not the only one who gets distracted.

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Chief, I can't help feeling that we're BOTH being distracted.

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Quite right, Penfold.

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We need to focus...

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..on more amazing clips of me.

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And that's just what we'll do.

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Right after these messages.

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New Secret Service home CCTV.

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Spy on friends and family

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just like your government does.

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Hey! Tired of always spilling your soup?

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Sick of expensive spoon prices?

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Now soup can go directly from the pot to your mouth.

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-Soup Funnel!

-Soup Funnel!

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Soup can be dangerous.

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I'm Danger Mouse and I love Soup Funnel.

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Take it from a hero, buy Soup Funnel.

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Or are you a coward?!

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Soup Funnel may contain soup.

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Greenback Security presents Safety Mouse,

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the latest in international security.

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I am an evil genius.

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I'm-a gonna rule the world.

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Push buttons now. Huh?

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Oh.

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Ow!

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I have been a-defeated.

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Safety Mouse is made from the indestructible metal alloy

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convenientium.

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Safety Mouse is equipped with its own portable jail.

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Wouldn't you rather have a Safety Mouse than a Danger Mouse?

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-Kids?

-Yeah!

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Can I get out-a now?

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Isambard King Kong Brunel presents

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the latest in garbage collecting technology,

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Trash Tornado!

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One pass through your neighbourhood and you'll be saying,

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"Thank you, Trash Tornado."

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SCREAMING

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Welcome back.

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Before the break we were discussing ways in which Penfold has messed up.

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Were we?

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CRASH!

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Something's going on.

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Chief! You've got to listen to me!

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Oh, really? And when's that ever ended well, huh?

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Play him out, Bobby.

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GONG!

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NARRATOR: With Danger Mouse struggling,

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-Penfold leaps into action.

-Does he?

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Yes, he spies a handily placed Egyptian obelisk.

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No-one rings my friend like a bell!

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I did it! Do you think I'll get a medal?

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I doubt it, but if he fires you, call me.

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We make quite a team.

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Oh, heck.

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And then there was this.

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That's not going to happen.

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I've got this, chief. Look here, Megaburpz.

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No, Penfold, let me.

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No problem. This danger agent grade two defeated him once

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and he can do it again. You're being rude.

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And if there's one thing I can't stand it's...

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-Brussels sprouts?

-Rudeness!

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Destroy Penfold!

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Argh!

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Not to mention the incident...

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Don't mention Danger Mouse!

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DANGER MOUSE RINGTONE

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I can't talk now.

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I'm on a mission.

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-Hm!

-OK, OK,

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I think we've established

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that Penfold does have occasional Penfold moments

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but none of that matters, because he's my best friend.

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He's always my number one priority.

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Re-e-eally?

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Well, here's an interesting selection entitled

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Times When Penfold Wasn't Danger Mouse's Number One Priority.

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That's it! This hamster has had it up to here.

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In the last week I've been tied up

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blown up,

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eaten up!

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Well, I am fed up!

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No need to get WORKED UP.

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-Chief?

-What's that?

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You think it's unfair that you've been treated so badly

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when you've been so loyal over the years?

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Yes. I've always been nothing but a loyal sidekick.

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Is that right?

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Yes.

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Re-e-eally?

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Absolutely.

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You know what I'm going to do now, don't you?

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Oh, dear.

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And this! And that!

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ROAR!

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Catch!

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Fancy a game?

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Game over.

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-AUDIENCE:

-Boo!

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Oh, come on, taken out of context, those examples...

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And the 46 others we could've used.

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..would make anyone look bad!

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Well, now we see his true colours.

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Yeah, black and blue when I'm around him.

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I'm always getting squished.

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It's like he forgets I'm there.

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What's that? You're saying he's not a very good agent?

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How dare you, Penfold!

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-But I didn't...

-Well, you're not very good at washing up!

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AUDIENCE GASPS

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You take that back right now!

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I've won PRIZES for my washing up!

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And at least I do it!

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We might not need to do so much washing up if it wasn't for you

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making jam all the time!

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AUDIENCE GASPS

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I bet a top agent like Jeopardy Mouse

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would appreciate my jam making!

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Maybe she would.

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Maybe you should be HER sidekick instead!

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Maybe I should.

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Fine.

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Fine.

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Fine.

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Grr.

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Live and exclusive, on the Jimmy Camel show,

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the end of Danger Mouse and Penfold!

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HE SIGHS

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Oh, you're better off without the little guy.

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You've gone solo before.

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ALARM BLARES Mmm?

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Alarm! Penfold, why did you let me oversleep?

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Aah! CRASH!

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Mmm?

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Ah, there you are, Danger Mouse. What's that on your head?

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Yesterday's breakfast.

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I think my assistant might be on strike.

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What are you talking about DM? You don't have an assistant.

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You know, Penfold, hamster, quite short, says Crumbs a lot?

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Stop daydreaming, DM, we've got an emergency!

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King Kong Brunel's invented something totally useless

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and set it loose on the city.

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Penfold, to the danger car!

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Car keys?

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Oh.

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It's a dark day for the world.

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This may sound harsh, but it's time to forget Danger Mouse and move on.

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It's only been 24 hours.

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It seems like only yesterday.

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You have to accept that he isn't coming back.

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Living in a fantasy world and giving yourself strange names

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like Penfold won't help.

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That's my actual name!

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You keep telling yourself that, son.

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-ECHOING:

-The best friend anyone ever had.

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Best friend, best friend...

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Penfold, shush!

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Penfold?

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He's called Penfold!

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But what's the point without Penfold?

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It'd never be any fun.

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How long's it been since he left, an hour, a day, a year?

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94 seconds.

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Oh, if only there was some way I could relive my favourite memories

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of Penfold being totally amazing.

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Cue the clips.

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It doesn't look so big now.

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That's it!

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Penfold! You're big enough to catch the asteroid.

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What? But I can't catch, chief, especially when I'm nervous.

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You can do it, Penfold. No-one's watching.

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I'll give it a nudge in the right direction.

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Hold still, Penfold.

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Left a bit, right a bit.

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Geronimouse!

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I did it, chief! Ah, oh, hot, hot!

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I caught it. I actually caught it.

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Well done, Penfold!

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Never doubted you for a minute!

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Abort nuclear missile strike, abort nuclear strike.

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Ch-hi-hi-hiief!

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BOOM!

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What was that?

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That was you two making a terrible mistake getting back together again.

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You know you'll just end up arguing.

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I'll never argue with my best friend again.

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We might disagree sometimes.

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No, we won't.

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# Your hair is cool

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# Your eyes divine

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# They're nearly as nice as mine.

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# I like your face... #

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DISCO MUSIC

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Oh, grow up.

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Car keys were where they always are.

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Honestly, chief, I don't know what you'd do without me.

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Penfold!

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Wha..?

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But he's always ignoring you and getting you squished.

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I don't care.

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And he runs away.

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And when I need him most he's always there.

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Or hiding nearby and easy to find.

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Why are you trying to split us up? And what's going on out there?

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-Ow.

-This doesn't feel like the sort of thing Jimmy Camel would do.

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It feels more like...

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..Pom-pom?!

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I was going to say the Baron, but close enough.

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Ha! You're too late, Danger Mouse.

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While you've been in here squabbling,

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my Bozorian legions have destroyed your world!

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Ha-ha-ha!

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Bad luck, Pom-pom. Penfold and I may be the most awesome BFFs,

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but our other chums are pretty epic too.

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Well, I guess you're right.

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In fact this reminds me of the time when you defeated the Baron in...

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Penfold, the Baron can still do a lot of damage

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with that traffic controller. We've got to control HIM.

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A futile gesture, Danger Mouse.

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Then I can still stop you, with my traffic controller.

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HE STRAINS

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Curse you, Danger Mouse.

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You may have won the battle, but I shall win the...

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I'm back, Baron.

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Baron?

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THEY LAUGH

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Chief, don't let him escape!

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Not so fast, Pom-pom.

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Or is it Pom-pom?

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You seem to know a lot about the show for an alien clown.

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A-ha! I knew you weren't really Pom-pom, because...

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I am the real Pom-pom!

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Danger Mouse and I have been working together to hunt down the impostor

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and now we know it was Ian.

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Or was it?

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I've been following Pom-pom and Danger Mouse

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-because I suspected treachery.

-From me?

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No. From me.

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Don't worry, I can explain everything.

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Well, maybe not everything.

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Penfold, what's going on round here?

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I don't know Chief.

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It looks like it could have been a Christmas clip episode.

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Glad we missed it. Home?

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You bet, chief.

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It's Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiistmaaaas.

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# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

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# Wherever there is danger he'll be there

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# He's the ace, he's amazing

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# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best!

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# Danger mouse

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# Diddlit, diddlit, diddlit, diddlee

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# Danger mouse

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# Diddlit, diddlit, diddlit, diddlee

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# Danger mouse!

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# And Penfold! #

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It's a special festive episode of the Jimmy Camel Show, The Danger Mouse Celebration Episode. Danger Mouse and Penfold are on the guest sofa, but Penfold is suspicious. Shouldn't they be doing something else right now? Jimmy shows them clips from previous episodes, focusing on DM's recklessness and Penfold's uselessness. Is Jimmy going to drive a wedge between them? It certainly seems that way...

Featuring the voices of Alexander Armstrong (Danger Mouse), Kevin Eldon (Penfold), Dave Lamb (Narrator), Stephen Fry (Colonel K), Rasmus Hardiker, Ed Gaughan, Marc Silk, Kayvan Novak, Morwenna Banks (Various), Shauna Macdonald (Professor Squawkencluck), Richard Ayoade (The Snowman).