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Aaaaahhhhh! | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
# He's the greatest, he's fantastic | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
# Wherever there is danger He'll be there | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
-# He's the ace -The ace | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
-# He's amazing -Amazing | 0:00:16 | 0:00:17 | |
# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
# Danger Mouse! # | 0:00:27 | 0:00:31 | |
NARRATOR: Colonel K. For decades he's worked to protect | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
his country from evil, never taking a single day off. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:44 | |
Holiday! | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
NARRATOR: Until now, apparently. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:49 | |
Just to be clear, Professor, you WANT me to break this? | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
No, I want you to try. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
The Danger Cannon is indestructible. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
Once it's connected to this... | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
BANG! | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
That's it! From now on, you can pay for the things you break. COLONEL! | 0:01:06 | 0:01:11 | |
We're under attack! | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
Launch the missiles! THEY GASP | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
CHUCKLING Just kidding! I'm on holiday! | 0:01:15 | 0:01:19 | |
Leave a message at the what-cha-ma-call-it... | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
BEEEEEP! | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
Ha! With the Colonel away, I'm in charge. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
And paying for damage is just the first change I'm making. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
Hang on, why aren't I in charge? | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
Big Mike put ME in charge | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
while he nipped off somewhere better for lunch. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
I've only made some minor changes. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:39 | |
So, danger pie, deadly pie or pie surprise? | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
SHE SHRIEKS | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
BANG! | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
-Surprise! -Da... | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
-MUFFLED: -Danger Mouse! | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
Let's come back when it's less busy! | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
Danger Mouse, I don't want you to take this the wrong way, | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
but you're irresponsible and we don't trust you. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
Well, I'm the senior agent, second-in-command, | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
and therefore I am in charge. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
I'll prove that Colonel D makes a great leader. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
CHUCKLING | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
Yes, well, I might not bother with the moustache. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
I must say, I'm rather excited to win this holiday. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:28 | |
I don't even remember entering the competition. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
What kind of hotel is this? | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
It's the kind you never leave! | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
And with Danger Mouse in charge of the Danger Agency, | 0:02:39 | 0:02:43 | |
the world will be in chaos! | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
Activate Plan Alpha! | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
Excellent! | 0:02:52 | 0:02:53 | |
Well, send an extra large plate of chips up to my room | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
and book me in for a pedicure. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
I'm sensing you're bored, Chief. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
Whatever gave you that idea? | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:03:07 | 0:03:08 | |
ALARM WAILS | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
A disaster, woohoo! Come on, someone's stealing parliament! | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
Chief, you're the chief-chief now and chief-chiefs don't do missions. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:21 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:03:21 | 0:03:22 | |
-HORN BEEPS -Look out! Danger... | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
..Moth? | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
I suggest a frontal attack while you have the element of surprise. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
Yeah, it's a bit late for that now. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
Now, if you'd used your other foot, you could have taken them both out. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
Yeah, can you stop interfering? I am doing my job. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
And I'm explaining how to do it better. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
Well, maybe you'd do your job better by butting out. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
Wait, we're forgetting something. Hmm... | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
It's not MY fault if Danger Moth messed up, Penfold. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
It's not just Britain, the Baron has taken every government in the world. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:06 | |
Grr! Danger Moth has a lot to answer for. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
Soon, all will bow down before me. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:14 | |
The world is in chaos. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
World peace has broken out. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:20 | |
With no leaders around to shout at each other, all the different | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
countries are getting on great. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
Hooray! | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
Hey, Barony, you make things better. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:32 | |
-Hey! -Luckily, I have other plans. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
Activate Master Plan Beta! | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
-DOOR OPENS -Huh? | 0:04:40 | 0:04:41 | |
Interesting spa. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
Send a large plate of chips up to my room, would you, please? | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
Where did you get the mud pack? | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
Nero's litter box. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
BEEP This is your pre-recorded | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
morning morale boost. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
You're a handsome, bushy-faced devil. Grrrrr! | 0:04:58 | 0:05:02 | |
Now, go get 'em, tiger. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
Exercise. One, two... | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
Well, that's enough of that. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:08 | |
Let's get some chips. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
Chief, you should see this. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
Thanks for having me back on the show, Jimmy. You look great. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
Sadly, no-one will ever see it, because I will disrupt every | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
communication from the internet to... | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
-Ha-ha! Observe a world in chaos! -BEEP | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
-You broke the internet. Remember? -Sorry I'm late. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:39 | |
Everybody, they got no phones, no TV, no internet, | 0:05:39 | 0:05:43 | |
so they stop and chat. It's really nice. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:47 | |
There must be something the world can't cope without! | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
The little fellow would be quite good | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
if he didn't keep eating the balls. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:54 | |
Bleugh! | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
CLICK-CLICK Another large portion of chips | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
to the room, if you'd be so kind. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
Sorry, we're out of the French fries. You want some bamboo? | 0:06:01 | 0:06:06 | |
BAMBOO?! What kind of a hotel is this? | 0:06:06 | 0:06:11 | |
I had better service in the Gulag, | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
where they took my freedom, but they never took my chips! | 0:06:13 | 0:06:17 | |
Give me chips! | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
Arrrggghhh! | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
Wow, he really like the fries! | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
They're called chips! | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
Arghhh! | 0:06:26 | 0:06:27 | |
Ahhhh! | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
Arrgghhhh! | 0:06:29 | 0:06:30 | |
Arghh! Grrr! | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
Hmm... Interesting... | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
No, it's not my fault if I can't contact the agents. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
But you're the leader! You need to come up with a plan. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
And I have. From now on, I'll take every mission myself. What's first? | 0:06:44 | 0:06:48 | |
The Baron has stolen the world's entire chip supply. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
Hm. Quiet day, then. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
This is as big as it gets. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:54 | |
This is the chipocalypse! | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
-CHANTING: -Chips, chips, chips, chips... | 0:06:57 | 0:07:01 | |
PUNCHING | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
-CHANTING: -Fries, fries, fries, fries, fries... | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
-CHANTING: -Fries, fries, fries, fries, fries, fries... | 0:07:16 | 0:07:20 | |
I couldn't organise the agents and I can't do it all by myself. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
-I...don't know what to do. -KNOCKING | 0:07:25 | 0:07:29 | |
Hello, little fella. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:33 | |
I thought you were on holiday | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
with the Colonel. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:36 | |
I think he wants us to follow him. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
There's no time for wild moustache chases, we've got a world to save, | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
communications to mend, governments to rescue. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
Oh, Penfold, I may not be the best person to be in charge. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:50 | |
Chief, don't say it, my poor brain cannot cope with such a shock. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:54 | |
I know, I'm surprised myself, but I need to step down. Call Professor... | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
I'm here! | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
How long have you been in there? | 0:08:00 | 0:08:01 | |
All day, and, no, I don't want to talk about it. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
I took the liberty of organising a meeting of all the agents in my lab. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:08 | |
This is so exciting. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
The fight-back starts today. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
-Hooray! -Yippee! -Woohoo! | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
But first, a five-hour written test, | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
a two-week practical and two months of training. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
With any luck, we'll be ready to go in just three months. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
We can't wait three months! | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
You're no better at this than Danger Mouse. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
And someone's got to do something! | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
Well, if you think YOU can do better... | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
Maybe he can. Come on, Colonel P, what are your orders? | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
Hmm... What would the Colonel say? | 0:08:35 | 0:08:39 | |
I want you all to immediately... | 0:08:41 | 0:08:45 | |
..thingamajig the... | 0:08:45 | 0:08:46 | |
..who-d'ya-ma-flip. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
I suppose he means I should re-establish global communications. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:54 | |
And we should bring order to the streets, maybe? | 0:08:54 | 0:08:58 | |
While I follow the Colonel's moustache to find out | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
what's happened to him. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:01 | |
And we should, um, draw a picture to cheer everyone up. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:06 | |
Erm... Good show, everyone. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
Carry on. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:10 | |
Chaos! Chaos und triple cha... | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
CRUNCHING | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
Hey, didn't he used to have a moustache? | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
He's still got one! | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
Time to cash in your chips. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
Never! Minions, attack! | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
Blahh! | 0:09:28 | 0:09:29 | |
Ahhhh! Nero! | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
EVIL CHUCKLING | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
Ohhhh! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
You and me, Baron. Let's make this fight super-sized. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:49 | |
You want fries with that? | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
Ha! | 0:09:55 | 0:09:56 | |
Oh! | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
I always win... | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
..when the chips are down. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:10 | |
Hello, there. Where have you been? | 0:10:12 | 0:10:16 | |
Ah! Any chance of some ketchup? | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
HE WHIMPERS | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
NARRATOR: And so, as chips are distributed worldwide to bring | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
civilisation back from the brink, | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
we are left pondering one question - | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
is it possible that Colonel K | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
secretly, very, very secretly, knows exactly what he's doing? | 0:10:32 | 0:10:37 | |
Narrator, hush! | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
# He's the greatest, he's fantastic | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
# Wherever there is danger He'll be there | 0:10:45 | 0:10:48 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
# Danger Mouse! # | 0:10:53 | 0:10:57 |