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PENFOLD SHRIEKS | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
# He's the greatest, he's fantastic | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
# Wherever there is danger He'll be there | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# He's the ace, he's amazing | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
# Danger Mouse! # | 0:00:27 | 0:00:31 | |
Morning! | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
And while most of us like to start the day with breakfast... | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
WHOOSH! | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
..Danger Mouse starts the day by saving the world from the evil | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
Baron Silas Von Greenback! | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
GREENBACK CACKLES | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
Chief, we'll never diffuse them all in time! He's got us snookered! | 0:00:53 | 0:00:58 | |
We could do with a Big Break all right! Deploy DangerCue! | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
HE SCREAMS CRASH! | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
KABOOM! | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
Ha-ha! | 0:01:15 | 0:01:16 | |
Huh? | 0:01:16 | 0:01:17 | |
Special delivery, Chief! | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
Hmm, ooh, very special, Penfold. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:27 | |
From the Palace, no less. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:28 | |
Put it with the others. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:31 | |
PENFOLD SHRIEKS THEN WHIMPERS | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
Oh, 'eck! | 0:01:38 | 0:01:39 | |
Ooh! Is that one for me? | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
Sorry, Penfold, this is one for rescuing you from the medals. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
PENFOLD SIGHS | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
Don't get me wrong, Chief, I'm happy for you, | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
but I can't help wondering, aren't I special too? | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
Of course you are, Penfold! | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
You...erm...! | 0:02:01 | 0:02:05 | |
You make a really special cup of tea! | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
Oh! | 0:02:08 | 0:02:09 | |
SLURP | 0:02:09 | 0:02:10 | |
HE SPLUTTERS AND GAGS | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
Ah, I may have mixed up the sugar with the salt. Again. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:20 | |
I'll be scrubbing the taste out of my mouth if you need me. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
Sugar, salt, sugar, salt. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
PENFOLD GASPS | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
Cor, it's for me! | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
Abracadabra and greetings to you, the one and only... | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
Penfold. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
-What? -You are the Chosen One, the Weaver of Illusion, | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
-the Walker Under Wind... -The Blah Blah Blah, get on with it! | 0:02:44 | 0:02:48 | |
Behold! A completely exclusive gift just for you and nobody else - | 0:02:48 | 0:02:52 | |
the Wand of Power, yours to wield for only 99.99! | 0:02:52 | 0:02:57 | |
Cor! | 0:02:57 | 0:02:58 | |
TOILET FLUSHES | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
-I'm a wizard! -Honestly, you can't leave him alone for a minute. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:07 | |
Watch this! Tea-us makey-us! | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
TEAPOT SMASHES | 0:03:16 | 0:03:17 | |
Well, I'll admit that's a clever trick, but... | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
What are you doing now? | 0:03:19 | 0:03:20 | |
I'll probably need some time off work. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
I'm destined to embark on an epic quest against impossible odds! | 0:03:23 | 0:03:27 | |
I'm special, I'm one of a kind! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
Well, one thousand of a kind! | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
TREE GROWLS | 0:03:43 | 0:03:44 | |
MONKEY CACKLES | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
I thought I was special. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
If Quark sells one to everyone, the whole planet will be in chaos. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:57 | |
We need to put a... | 0:03:57 | 0:03:58 | |
..to this. Exactly. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
-Quark, you have to stop selling these wands. -Hey! | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
Why d'you think it's me? | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
Chief! That's Merlin's magic staff! | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
Quark's shaving bits off and putting them in the wands! | 0:04:17 | 0:04:21 | |
Three million units sold already to the Earth suckers. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
Who are you calling "suckers"? And do they come in red? | 0:04:24 | 0:04:28 | |
-Penfold! -Sorry, Chief. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
And don't worry, I'll deal with Quark using my wand. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:35 | |
Quarkus bonkus on the head-us! | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
WAND RATTLES | 0:04:41 | 0:04:42 | |
Ha! | 0:04:43 | 0:04:44 | |
You got a tiny bitty little piece of Merlin's staff, | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
and I still got all this! | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
-Heh-heh-heh! -Quit fooling around and zap 'em! | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:04:58 | 0:04:59 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
It's getting worse, Chief! | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
How are we supposed to stop Quark while he's got Merlin's staff? | 0:05:08 | 0:05:12 | |
We can't - but I know somebody who can. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
We need to find Merlin! | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
Yes! This is the epic adventure I was destined for! | 0:05:18 | 0:05:23 | |
Come, oh, fellowship of the wand! Let us depart and begin our quest! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:28 | |
Many years shall it take us to fulfil our duties... | 0:05:28 | 0:05:32 | |
Found him! | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
Hmm, I always wondered what the Merlin's Tomb Finder app was for! | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
Oh, Merlin! | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
Wakey-us uppus! | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
Speak to us, Merlin! Bless us with your ancient wisdom! | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
HE YAWNS | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
I think I might hit my snooze crystal. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
Cup of tea to perk you up, oh, great wizard? | 0:06:08 | 0:06:12 | |
SLURP | 0:06:12 | 0:06:13 | |
HE SPLUTTERS AND GAGS | 0:06:13 | 0:06:14 | |
What kind of fool has put salt in my tea? | 0:06:14 | 0:06:18 | |
That would be me, Mr Merlin, sir. Penfold! | 0:06:18 | 0:06:23 | |
You might know me as the Chosen One, | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
for I have travelled far and wide... | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
You haven't seen a staff lying around here, have you? | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
Actually, that's why we've come. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
Take a little nap for a couple of thousand years and this happens! | 0:06:36 | 0:06:40 | |
MERLIN GASPS | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
Automatic water wipers! No! That's real magic! | 0:06:44 | 0:06:49 | |
Wait till he finds the splat cannons. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
Merlin, we need your help to stop the alien who's behind all this. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:55 | |
-Ohh, tropical tutti frutti! Astounding! -Help us! | 0:06:55 | 0:07:01 | |
Yes, of course, but I can't fight that alien if he's got my staff. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:07 | |
He's only got half of it. He put a splinter in each of the wands. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:12 | |
What if we put all those splinters back together? | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
Half of Merlin's staff in the hands of Merlin will be more than enough! | 0:07:15 | 0:07:20 | |
Well done, Penfold. Time for a product recall. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:24 | |
And, yea, it came to pass that | 0:07:24 | 0:07:28 | |
Penfold, the Chosen One, did embark | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
on a perilous journey to distant lands to retrieve the shards...! | 0:07:31 | 0:07:37 | |
Oh, for goodness' sake, | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
they fly around the world and collect the wands! | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
Staffus! | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
Erm, put-back-together-us? | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
Ooh! | 0:07:47 | 0:07:48 | |
KABOOM! THEY SCREAM | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
There is an evil mage to deal with! | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
-MERLIN SNAPS A PHOTO -Merlin! -Merlin! | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
Oh! Ha-ha! Right... To battle! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
It's over, Quark. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
Go on, Merlin. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
Deal with Quark and then you can play with the phone! | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
Ah-ha! There! | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
Now hand over the phone. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
Eh, you like phones, huh? | 0:08:23 | 0:08:24 | |
-Well, you come work for me and you have one all to yourself. -Huh? | 0:08:26 | 0:08:30 | |
And you can have... | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
..this electronic toothbrush! | 0:08:32 | 0:08:36 | |
-TOOTHBRUSH WHIRS -Ha-ha-ha! | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
-Oh, come on, he won't sell out the planet for a used toothbrush. -Ohh! | 0:08:38 | 0:08:42 | |
Rechargeable, three-speed, and also a tooth-broom! | 0:08:44 | 0:08:49 | |
Ohhhhh! | 0:08:50 | 0:08:51 | |
-Oh, 'eck! -Well, that's a setback. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
Now to make some real money! | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
QUARK CHUCKLES | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
I'm sorry, Chief. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:06 | |
If I hadn't been so obsessed with feeling special | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
none of this would have happened. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
You guys must be thirsty! | 0:09:13 | 0:09:14 | |
QUARK CACKLES | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
Hmm, thirsty. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
How about a nice cup of tea, Quark? | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
Oh, don't mind if I do! | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
HE SPLUTTERS | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
It's like drinking the sea! | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
Ha! Great work, Penfold! | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
Backus to normalus! | 0:09:37 | 0:09:38 | |
Phew! Just in time, Chief. I think I was about to flower! | 0:09:40 | 0:09:44 | |
Er, now let's be reasonable about this. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
I never seen this guy before in my life! | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
I want my lawyer! | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
THEY CHUCKLE | 0:09:54 | 0:09:55 | |
Sorry about the piggy bank planets thing. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
I got a bit carried away with all the gadgets. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
Just give me the staff and I'll put an end to all this magic. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
Actually, I think saving the universe | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
might be someone else's destiny. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
Penfold, I choose you! | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
You mean, I AM the Chosen One? | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
You'll always be special to me. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
I, Penfold the Brown, do banish all foul magic henceforth. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:21 | |
-You're talking funny again. -A thousand apologies, oh, Mousey One! | 0:10:21 | 0:10:25 | |
Oh, go on, just this once. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:26 | |
See you in another thousand years, | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
or when it's time to upgrade my smartphone. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
Ah-ha! | 0:10:37 | 0:10:38 | |
What a ninny! | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
-Penfold, did you by any chance keep Merlin's staff? -What gave me away? | 0:10:45 | 0:10:51 | |
# He's the greatest, he's fantastic | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
# Wherever there is danger He'll be there | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
# Danger Mouse! # | 0:11:05 | 0:11:09 |