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Squawkenbard Kingcluck Brunel

Animated series. Professor Squawkencluck's body swap with King Kong Brunel has dire consequences at the annual science convention.


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Chief!

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# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

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# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

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# He's the ace The ace

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# He's amazing Amazing

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# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse! #

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NARRATOR: Day one of the annual Brainiacs' Symposium,

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and all the world's leading eggheads are here -

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from Professor Jellyfishowitz

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to Isambard King Kong Brunel?

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Shh!

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An abandoned mysterious device!

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This always ends well.

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Taxi!

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Imagine - the world's finest minds competing with their best ideas!

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Yes, what a fantastic opportunity to catch up on sleep.

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I don't expect you to understand.

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The best idea you ever had was to put jam on both sides of the bread.

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To be fair, that was Penfold's idea.

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It's doubly delicious.

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But dropping it is a guaranteed disaster.

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PHONE VIBRATES

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There's a massive amount of energy coming from the conference.

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That doesn't seem likely.

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But I suppose we should check it out.

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-Watch out for the traffic jam.

-What traffic j...?

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Aargh!

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Ha!

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Ha!

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We've only got 25 seconds to defuse it!

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So we have 24 seconds spare for a meet and greet.

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It's a milkshake-powered cold fusion detonator.

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Start sucking!

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Gah!

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Brain freeze!

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You suck, Danger Mouse.

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Right now!

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That was close!

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My Little Bang Reactor!

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That would have powered the whole of London for 12 seconds...

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ish.

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You had no limiter.

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A second later it would have destroyed the whole city!

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Ah-ha!

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So you admit it would have worked for 12 seconds!

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What am I supposed to present now?

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Hmm...

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I suppose I still have my cow trainer.

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Voila!

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From inside the cow's mind I can train her to do anything.

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Like calculate the square root of 64.

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With a calculator.

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Moo!

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THEY LAUGH

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BRUNEL WHIMPERS

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COW MOOS

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Maybe if your ideas weren't quite so amazingly terrible,

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people might take you more seriously.

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Maybe if I had a whole agency giving me every electrode I whine for,

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I'd stand a chance!

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WHINING: I don't whine!

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Or maybe, if I worked for Danger Mouse

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people would listen!

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I do not work FOR Danger Mouse.

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My ideas are so good they'd win even if you presented them!

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And I'll prove it.

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Now watch as YOU get a standing ovation for MY ideas.

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Colleagues, today I present the future of...

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Giant hats!

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THEY LAUGH

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No, listen...

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-ALL:

-Big hat! Big hat! Big hat!

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Lift back to HQ, Professor?

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What?

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Oh, I'm not...

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..staying.

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Yes, take me back to my amazing lab.

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Brunel?

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Where are you? Brunel?

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-He's lost himself!

-THEY LAUGH

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Brilliant!

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This place is amazing.

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But, of course, I already knew that,

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because I am Professor Squawkencluck.

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Careful, that's not a toy!

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It's cherry soda.

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Don't mind if I do.

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Save some for me, chief.

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A highly magnetic cherry soda.

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Ha-ha!

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Chief! You should see...

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Whoa!

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Don't worry.

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I've invented something to avoid the situation.

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Behold!

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A bigger refrigerator!

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Fortunately, I've also invented anti-magnetic limeade.

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Voila!

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Are you all right, Professor?

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You're acting very...

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..well, relaxed.

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And your voice is completely different.

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I have a cold.

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Congratulations, Professor.

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The convention's top prize will be yours again for sure.

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Really? You like my inventions?

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Oh, that makes me so happy!

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Which one should I show?

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I was thinking my nuclear toilet paper.

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That sounds a bit dangerous.

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Maybe keep that one in your

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carbontanium Danger Mouse-free storage chamber.

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Oh, honestly, I don't know why you won't let me in there!

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Just because they're all potential doomsday devices

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and there's an "83% chance" I'd destroy the planet.

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-COMPUTER:

-Retina unidentified.

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-Go away.

-Grr!

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Squawkencluck requesting entry.

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Hello?

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Danger Mouse!

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Penfold!

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Chief, a big hat wants to come in.

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Sorry, Brunel.

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No dice.

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Let...me...in.

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It's...me,

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Squawk...encluck!

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Nice one, Brunel.

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But if you're Squawky,

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then who's that?

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Oh, Danger Mouse!

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SHE GASPS

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Remind me which is my carbontanium storage chamber,

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and I'll let you play with whatever's inside.

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Third from the left.

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# I get to play with your stuff! #

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Danger Mouse, don't go in there!

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Oh, you imbecile!

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You'll...You'll treat them like toys and destroy the planet!

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You suck, Danger Mouse!

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Huh?

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I'd recognise that yelling anywhere.

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But if that's the Professor,

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then who's that?

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Danger Mouse!

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Eek!

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THEY ALL GASP

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I call this

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the Really, Really Massive Little Bang Machine.

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Stop right there, Brunel.

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Huh!

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Sorry, chief.

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I think I've bruised your bottom.

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Leave it to me, Penfold.

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Huh! Ha! Hng...

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HE PANTS

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Have you considered Zumba classes?

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Or, you know, exercise of any kind?

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At all?

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Thanks for the equipment, Professor.

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Now I can finally prove I am the greatest inventor!

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With a machine that powers the whole world for 12 seconds...

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-ish.

-Huh?

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Activate rockets in three, two...

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Aargh!

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His calculations are wrong. Again!

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He's going to destroy the world in 13 seconds...ish.

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But surely the scientists will stop him?

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I mean, he's King Kong Brunel!

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But they think he's me!

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NARRATOR: Is it too late for Danger Mouse to save the world?

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And, more importantly,

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is it too late for Danger Mouse to work on Penfold's hamstrings?

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-SNAP!

-Ow! Cramp...

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Cramp!

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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my Really, Really Massive Little Bang Machine!

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It looks like it's going dangerously wrong!

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But we know that could never happen with Squawkencluck.

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Um...I don't know how to stop it!

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And I think it's going to blow!

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SCIENTISTS SCREAM

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I know how to stop it!

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Why should we listen to a talking hat?

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Because you should listen to everybody,

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and judge them on the quality of their ideas.

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Brunel, where's the timer?

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I put it inside to stop anyone turning it off.

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Luckily, I'm small enough to get in there.

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I mean, you are.

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And so is Danger Mouse.

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They've all flipped!

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SCIENTISTS SCREAM

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We're going in.

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Danger Mouse, is that...?

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Jam?

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I believe so, Professor.

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This is no silly little milkshake bomb.

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It's a jam-powered nuclear reactor.

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We're doomed.

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No-one can eat that much jam.

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You forget, Professor,

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we have with us the world's number one jam disposal device.

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Me. Er, him. This.

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Shovel the jam in, Professor,

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like the world depended on it.

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Because it does!

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Did they save the world?

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No, Penfold.

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You did.

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BURP ECHOES

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Yay!

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The world is safe!

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Whoop, whoop!

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It's almost not worth mentioning

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how it got endangered in the first place.

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Brunel, you were right.

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When I was you, no-one would even give me a chance.

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It's nice of you to say.

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But maybe I should give up on ever getting the recognition of my peers.

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Maybe it's time for me to become a better person.

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Brunel, I can't believe I'm saying this,

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but you saved the day!

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The symposium's grand prize is yours!

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Mine!

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What?!

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Now I'm an award winner,

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everyone will want to see my new invention.

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The world's first sustainable

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meat fusion reactor!

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Uh-oh...

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SCIENTISTS SCREAM

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Looks like steak for lunch, Danger Mouse.

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Ooh, don't mind if I do.

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NARRATOR: And so ends another episode of Danger Mouse.

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Join... EXPLOSION

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Join us next week for more incredible inventions

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with Isambard King Kong Brunel!

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# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

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# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse! #

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Danger Mouse and Penfold accompany Professor Squawkencluck to the Brainiac Symposium - the annual science convention, where King Kong Brunels's latest misfiring invention, the Cow Trainer, reminds his fellow boffins exactly why he is the laughing stock of the scientist community.

When King Kong Brunel suggests that the Professor's success is all due to her privileged life as Danger Agency lab technician with scientist parents, an irked Squawk uses Brunel's Cow Trainer to swap bodies with him in order to show that she could be just as successful in his shoes.

However, she soon finds that life as King Kong Brunel is as dispiriting as he makes out, as she is laughed out of the symposium when masquerading as her simian adversary. Elsewhere, an opportunistic King Kong Brunel finds himself revelling at playing Squawk, as finds he himself inside her lab having hitched a lift back to HQ with an unwitting Danger Mouse and Penfold.

On discovering the truth, Danger Mouse and Penfold have the body- swapper turned on them, as KKB escapes back to the convention with his newly acquired Squawk-shaped credibility, and a new invention so poorly put together that it could end the world.