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Chief! | 0:00:05 | 0:00:06 | |
# He's the greatest, he's fantastic | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
# Wherever there is danger He'll be there | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# He's the ace The ace | 0:00:14 | 0:00:15 | |
# He's amazing Amazing | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
# Danger Mouse! # | 0:00:27 | 0:00:31 | |
NARRATOR: Day one of the annual Brainiacs' Symposium, | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
and all the world's leading eggheads are here - | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
from Professor Jellyfishowitz | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
to Isambard King Kong Brunel? | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
Shh! | 0:00:48 | 0:00:49 | |
An abandoned mysterious device! | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
This always ends well. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
Taxi! | 0:00:55 | 0:00:56 | |
Imagine - the world's finest minds competing with their best ideas! | 0:00:59 | 0:01:03 | |
Yes, what a fantastic opportunity to catch up on sleep. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
I don't expect you to understand. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
The best idea you ever had was to put jam on both sides of the bread. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:12 | |
To be fair, that was Penfold's idea. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
It's doubly delicious. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
But dropping it is a guaranteed disaster. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
PHONE VIBRATES | 0:01:19 | 0:01:20 | |
There's a massive amount of energy coming from the conference. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:25 | |
That doesn't seem likely. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:26 | |
But I suppose we should check it out. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:27 | |
-Watch out for the traffic jam. -What traffic j...? | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
Aargh! | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
Ha! | 0:01:36 | 0:01:37 | |
Ha! | 0:01:37 | 0:01:38 | |
We've only got 25 seconds to defuse it! | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
So we have 24 seconds spare for a meet and greet. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
It's a milkshake-powered cold fusion detonator. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:50 | |
Start sucking! | 0:01:50 | 0:01:51 | |
Gah! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
Brain freeze! | 0:01:54 | 0:01:55 | |
You suck, Danger Mouse. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
Right now! | 0:01:57 | 0:01:58 | |
That was close! | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
My Little Bang Reactor! | 0:02:08 | 0:02:09 | |
That would have powered the whole of London for 12 seconds... | 0:02:09 | 0:02:13 | |
ish. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:14 | |
You had no limiter. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
A second later it would have destroyed the whole city! | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
Ah-ha! | 0:02:18 | 0:02:19 | |
So you admit it would have worked for 12 seconds! | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
What am I supposed to present now? | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
Hmm... | 0:02:24 | 0:02:25 | |
I suppose I still have my cow trainer. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
Voila! | 0:02:36 | 0:02:37 | |
From inside the cow's mind I can train her to do anything. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:41 | |
Like calculate the square root of 64. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
With a calculator. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
Moo! | 0:02:49 | 0:02:50 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
BRUNEL WHIMPERS | 0:02:54 | 0:02:55 | |
COW MOOS | 0:02:59 | 0:03:00 | |
Maybe if your ideas weren't quite so amazingly terrible, | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
people might take you more seriously. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
Maybe if I had a whole agency giving me every electrode I whine for, | 0:03:05 | 0:03:09 | |
I'd stand a chance! | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
WHINING: I don't whine! | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
Or maybe, if I worked for Danger Mouse | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
people would listen! | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
I do not work FOR Danger Mouse. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
My ideas are so good they'd win even if you presented them! | 0:03:20 | 0:03:24 | |
And I'll prove it. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:25 | |
Now watch as YOU get a standing ovation for MY ideas. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:36 | |
Colleagues, today I present the future of... | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
Giant hats! | 0:03:41 | 0:03:42 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
No, listen... | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
-ALL: -Big hat! Big hat! Big hat! | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
Lift back to HQ, Professor? | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
What? | 0:03:51 | 0:03:52 | |
Oh, I'm not... | 0:03:52 | 0:03:53 | |
..staying. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:56 | |
Yes, take me back to my amazing lab. | 0:03:56 | 0:04:00 | |
Brunel? | 0:04:03 | 0:04:04 | |
Where are you? Brunel? | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
-He's lost himself! -THEY LAUGH | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
Brilliant! | 0:04:08 | 0:04:09 | |
This place is amazing. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
But, of course, I already knew that, | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
because I am Professor Squawkencluck. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
Careful, that's not a toy! | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
It's cherry soda. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
Don't mind if I do. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
Save some for me, chief. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
A highly magnetic cherry soda. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
Ha-ha! | 0:04:34 | 0:04:35 | |
Chief! You should see... | 0:04:35 | 0:04:36 | |
Whoa! | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
Don't worry. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:40 | |
I've invented something to avoid the situation. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
Behold! | 0:04:43 | 0:04:44 | |
A bigger refrigerator! | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
Fortunately, I've also invented anti-magnetic limeade. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:53 | |
Voila! | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
Are you all right, Professor? | 0:04:59 | 0:05:00 | |
You're acting very... | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
..well, relaxed. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:03 | |
And your voice is completely different. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
I have a cold. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
Congratulations, Professor. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:08 | |
The convention's top prize will be yours again for sure. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
Really? You like my inventions? | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
Oh, that makes me so happy! | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
Which one should I show? | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
I was thinking my nuclear toilet paper. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
That sounds a bit dangerous. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
Maybe keep that one in your | 0:05:23 | 0:05:24 | |
carbontanium Danger Mouse-free storage chamber. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
Oh, honestly, I don't know why you won't let me in there! | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
Just because they're all potential doomsday devices | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
and there's an "83% chance" I'd destroy the planet. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
-COMPUTER: -Retina unidentified. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:48 | |
-Go away. -Grr! | 0:05:48 | 0:05:49 | |
Squawkencluck requesting entry. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
Hello? | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
Danger Mouse! | 0:05:56 | 0:05:57 | |
Penfold! | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
Chief, a big hat wants to come in. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
Sorry, Brunel. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:02 | |
No dice. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
Let...me...in. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:05 | |
It's...me, | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
Squawk...encluck! | 0:06:07 | 0:06:08 | |
Nice one, Brunel. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:09 | |
But if you're Squawky, | 0:06:09 | 0:06:10 | |
then who's that? | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
Oh, Danger Mouse! | 0:06:12 | 0:06:13 | |
SHE GASPS | 0:06:13 | 0:06:14 | |
Remind me which is my carbontanium storage chamber, | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
and I'll let you play with whatever's inside. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
Third from the left. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:21 | |
# I get to play with your stuff! # | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
Danger Mouse, don't go in there! | 0:06:24 | 0:06:25 | |
Oh, you imbecile! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:26 | |
You'll...You'll treat them like toys and destroy the planet! | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
You suck, Danger Mouse! | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
Huh? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
I'd recognise that yelling anywhere. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
But if that's the Professor, | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
then who's that? | 0:06:37 | 0:06:38 | |
Danger Mouse! | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
Eek! | 0:06:42 | 0:06:43 | |
THEY ALL GASP | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
I call this | 0:06:47 | 0:06:48 | |
the Really, Really Massive Little Bang Machine. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:52 | |
Stop right there, Brunel. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:53 | |
Huh! | 0:06:53 | 0:06:54 | |
Sorry, chief. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
I think I've bruised your bottom. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
Leave it to me, Penfold. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:05 | |
Huh! Ha! Hng... | 0:07:05 | 0:07:06 | |
HE PANTS | 0:07:09 | 0:07:10 | |
Have you considered Zumba classes? | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
Or, you know, exercise of any kind? | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
At all? | 0:07:17 | 0:07:18 | |
Thanks for the equipment, Professor. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
Now I can finally prove I am the greatest inventor! | 0:07:20 | 0:07:24 | |
With a machine that powers the whole world for 12 seconds... | 0:07:24 | 0:07:29 | |
-ish. -Huh? | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
Activate rockets in three, two... | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
Aargh! | 0:07:34 | 0:07:35 | |
His calculations are wrong. Again! | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
He's going to destroy the world in 13 seconds...ish. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
But surely the scientists will stop him? | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
I mean, he's King Kong Brunel! | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
But they think he's me! | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
NARRATOR: Is it too late for Danger Mouse to save the world? | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
And, more importantly, | 0:07:53 | 0:07:54 | |
is it too late for Danger Mouse to work on Penfold's hamstrings? | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
-SNAP! -Ow! Cramp... | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
Cramp! | 0:08:00 | 0:08:01 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
my Really, Really Massive Little Bang Machine! | 0:08:07 | 0:08:12 | |
It looks like it's going dangerously wrong! | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
But we know that could never happen with Squawkencluck. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
Um...I don't know how to stop it! | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
And I think it's going to blow! | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
SCIENTISTS SCREAM | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
I know how to stop it! | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
Why should we listen to a talking hat? | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
Because you should listen to everybody, | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
and judge them on the quality of their ideas. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
Brunel, where's the timer? | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
I put it inside to stop anyone turning it off. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
Luckily, I'm small enough to get in there. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
I mean, you are. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:54 | |
And so is Danger Mouse. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
They've all flipped! | 0:08:57 | 0:08:58 | |
SCIENTISTS SCREAM | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
We're going in. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:03 | |
Danger Mouse, is that...? | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
Jam? | 0:09:08 | 0:09:09 | |
I believe so, Professor. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
This is no silly little milkshake bomb. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
It's a jam-powered nuclear reactor. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
We're doomed. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:16 | |
No-one can eat that much jam. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
You forget, Professor, | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
we have with us the world's number one jam disposal device. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
Me. Er, him. This. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
Shovel the jam in, Professor, | 0:09:25 | 0:09:26 | |
like the world depended on it. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
Because it does! | 0:09:28 | 0:09:29 | |
Did they save the world? | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
No, Penfold. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:44 | |
You did. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
BURP ECHOES | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
Yay! | 0:09:48 | 0:09:49 | |
The world is safe! | 0:09:49 | 0:09:50 | |
Whoop, whoop! | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
It's almost not worth mentioning | 0:09:52 | 0:09:53 | |
how it got endangered in the first place. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
Brunel, you were right. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
When I was you, no-one would even give me a chance. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
It's nice of you to say. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
But maybe I should give up on ever getting the recognition of my peers. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
Maybe it's time for me to become a better person. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
Brunel, I can't believe I'm saying this, | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
but you saved the day! | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
The symposium's grand prize is yours! | 0:10:14 | 0:10:18 | |
Mine! | 0:10:22 | 0:10:23 | |
What?! | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
Now I'm an award winner, | 0:10:25 | 0:10:26 | |
everyone will want to see my new invention. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
The world's first sustainable | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
meat fusion reactor! | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
Uh-oh... | 0:10:37 | 0:10:38 | |
SCIENTISTS SCREAM | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
Looks like steak for lunch, Danger Mouse. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
Ooh, don't mind if I do. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:44 | |
NARRATOR: And so ends another episode of Danger Mouse. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:48 | |
Join... EXPLOSION | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
Join us next week for more incredible inventions | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
with Isambard King Kong Brunel! | 0:10:53 | 0:10:57 | |
# He's the greatest, he's fantastic | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
# Wherever there is danger He'll be there | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
# Danger Mouse! # | 0:11:11 | 0:11:15 |