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Chief!

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# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

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# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

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# He's the ace The ace

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# He's amazing Amazing

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# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse! #

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NARRATOR: Day one of the annual Brainiacs' Symposium,

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and all the world's leading eggheads are here -

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from Professor Jellyfishowitz

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to Isambard King Kong Brunel?

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Shh!

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An abandoned mysterious device!

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This always ends well.

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Taxi!

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Imagine - the world's finest minds competing with their best ideas!

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Yes, what a fantastic opportunity to catch up on sleep.

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I don't expect you to understand.

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The best idea you ever had was to put jam on both sides of the bread.

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To be fair, that was Penfold's idea.

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It's doubly delicious.

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But dropping it is a guaranteed disaster.

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PHONE VIBRATES

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There's a massive amount of energy coming from the conference.

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That doesn't seem likely.

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But I suppose we should check it out.

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-Watch out for the traffic jam.

-What traffic j...?

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Aargh!

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Ha!

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Ha!

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We've only got 25 seconds to defuse it!

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So we have 24 seconds spare for a meet and greet.

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It's a milkshake-powered cold fusion detonator.

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Start sucking!

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Gah!

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Brain freeze!

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You suck, Danger Mouse.

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Right now!

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That was close!

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My Little Bang Reactor!

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That would have powered the whole of London for 12 seconds...

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ish.

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You had no limiter.

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A second later it would have destroyed the whole city!

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Ah-ha!

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So you admit it would have worked for 12 seconds!

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What am I supposed to present now?

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Hmm...

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I suppose I still have my cow trainer.

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Voila!

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From inside the cow's mind I can train her to do anything.

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Like calculate the square root of 64.

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With a calculator.

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Moo!

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THEY LAUGH

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BRUNEL WHIMPERS

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COW MOOS

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Maybe if your ideas weren't quite so amazingly terrible,

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people might take you more seriously.

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Maybe if I had a whole agency giving me every electrode I whine for,

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I'd stand a chance!

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WHINING: I don't whine!

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Or maybe, if I worked for Danger Mouse

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people would listen!

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I do not work FOR Danger Mouse.

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My ideas are so good they'd win even if you presented them!

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And I'll prove it.

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Now watch as YOU get a standing ovation for MY ideas.

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Colleagues, today I present the future of...

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Giant hats!

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THEY LAUGH

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No, listen...

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-ALL:

-Big hat! Big hat! Big hat!

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Lift back to HQ, Professor?

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What?

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Oh, I'm not...

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..staying.

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Yes, take me back to my amazing lab.

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Brunel?

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Where are you? Brunel?

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-He's lost himself!

-THEY LAUGH

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Brilliant!

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This place is amazing.

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But, of course, I already knew that,

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because I am Professor Squawkencluck.

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Careful, that's not a toy!

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It's cherry soda.

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Don't mind if I do.

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Save some for me, chief.

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A highly magnetic cherry soda.

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Ha-ha!

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Chief! You should see...

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Whoa!

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Don't worry.

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I've invented something to avoid the situation.

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Behold!

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A bigger refrigerator!

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Fortunately, I've also invented anti-magnetic limeade.

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Voila!

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Are you all right, Professor?

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You're acting very...

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..well, relaxed.

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And your voice is completely different.

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I have a cold.

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Congratulations, Professor.

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The convention's top prize will be yours again for sure.

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Really? You like my inventions?

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Oh, that makes me so happy!

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Which one should I show?

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I was thinking my nuclear toilet paper.

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That sounds a bit dangerous.

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Maybe keep that one in your

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carbontanium Danger Mouse-free storage chamber.

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Oh, honestly, I don't know why you won't let me in there!

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Just because they're all potential doomsday devices

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and there's an "83% chance" I'd destroy the planet.

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-COMPUTER:

-Retina unidentified.

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-Go away.

-Grr!

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Squawkencluck requesting entry.

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Hello?

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Danger Mouse!

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Penfold!

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Chief, a big hat wants to come in.

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Sorry, Brunel.

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No dice.

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Let...me...in.

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It's...me,

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Squawk...encluck!

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Nice one, Brunel.

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But if you're Squawky,

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then who's that?

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Oh, Danger Mouse!

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SHE GASPS

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Remind me which is my carbontanium storage chamber,

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and I'll let you play with whatever's inside.

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Third from the left.

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# I get to play with your stuff! #

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Danger Mouse, don't go in there!

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Oh, you imbecile!

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You'll...You'll treat them like toys and destroy the planet!

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You suck, Danger Mouse!

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Huh?

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I'd recognise that yelling anywhere.

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But if that's the Professor,

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then who's that?

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Danger Mouse!

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Eek!

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THEY ALL GASP

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I call this

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the Really, Really Massive Little Bang Machine.

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Stop right there, Brunel.

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Huh!

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Sorry, chief.

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I think I've bruised your bottom.

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Leave it to me, Penfold.

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Huh! Ha! Hng...

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HE PANTS

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Have you considered Zumba classes?

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Or, you know, exercise of any kind?

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At all?

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Thanks for the equipment, Professor.

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Now I can finally prove I am the greatest inventor!

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With a machine that powers the whole world for 12 seconds...

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-ish.

-Huh?

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Activate rockets in three, two...

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Aargh!

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His calculations are wrong. Again!

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He's going to destroy the world in 13 seconds...ish.

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But surely the scientists will stop him?

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I mean, he's King Kong Brunel!

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But they think he's me!

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NARRATOR: Is it too late for Danger Mouse to save the world?

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And, more importantly,

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is it too late for Danger Mouse to work on Penfold's hamstrings?

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-SNAP!

-Ow! Cramp...

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Cramp!

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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my Really, Really Massive Little Bang Machine!

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It looks like it's going dangerously wrong!

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But we know that could never happen with Squawkencluck.

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Um...I don't know how to stop it!

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And I think it's going to blow!

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SCIENTISTS SCREAM

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I know how to stop it!

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Why should we listen to a talking hat?

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Because you should listen to everybody,

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and judge them on the quality of their ideas.

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Brunel, where's the timer?

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I put it inside to stop anyone turning it off.

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Luckily, I'm small enough to get in there.

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I mean, you are.

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And so is Danger Mouse.

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They've all flipped!

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SCIENTISTS SCREAM

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We're going in.

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Danger Mouse, is that...?

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Jam?

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I believe so, Professor.

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This is no silly little milkshake bomb.

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It's a jam-powered nuclear reactor.

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We're doomed.

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No-one can eat that much jam.

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You forget, Professor,

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we have with us the world's number one jam disposal device.

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Me. Er, him. This.

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Shovel the jam in, Professor,

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like the world depended on it.

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Because it does!

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Did they save the world?

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No, Penfold.

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You did.

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BURP ECHOES

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Yay!

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The world is safe!

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Whoop, whoop!

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It's almost not worth mentioning

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how it got endangered in the first place.

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Brunel, you were right.

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When I was you, no-one would even give me a chance.

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It's nice of you to say.

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But maybe I should give up on ever getting the recognition of my peers.

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Maybe it's time for me to become a better person.

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Brunel, I can't believe I'm saying this,

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but you saved the day!

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The symposium's grand prize is yours!

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Mine!

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What?!

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Now I'm an award winner,

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everyone will want to see my new invention.

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The world's first sustainable

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meat fusion reactor!

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Uh-oh...

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SCIENTISTS SCREAM

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Looks like steak for lunch, Danger Mouse.

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Ooh, don't mind if I do.

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NARRATOR: And so ends another episode of Danger Mouse.

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Join... EXPLOSION

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Join us next week for more incredible inventions

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with Isambard King Kong Brunel!

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# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

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# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse! #

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