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GIGGLING | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
Hello? | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
GIGGLING | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
Anyone there? | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
DOOR SLAMS | 0:00:37 | 0:00:38 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:00:38 | 0:00:39 | |
-Gotcha! -I...I wasn't scared. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:43 | |
No. You were just practising your high jump? | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
Urgh! Why don't you pick on somebody your own size?! | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
Nobody's my size! Except sheep. And you can't spook sheep. I've tried. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:54 | |
Think of it this way - you have a natural gift. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
Some people are musical, you're scare-able! | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
I'm kind of glad you spooked me. Cos now I won't feel sorry for you. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
Oh, please! Why should YOU feel sorry for ME? | 0:01:03 | 0:01:07 | |
-You'll find out. -I'm quivering! Literally quivering. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
I LOVE being a ghost! | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
I can't help it. It freaks me out. The way they just suddenly pop up! | 0:01:18 | 0:01:22 | |
You make them sound like toast. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:23 | |
They're like you and me, only dead. Get used to it. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:27 | |
Why should I?! | 0:01:27 | 0:01:28 | |
I'm going to make sure no ghost scares me ever again. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
BOTH SCREAM | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
Urgh! Right! I've had enough of that for one day, thanks! | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
With your evil little sister going round using me | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
-for spooking practice. -She's a ghost! It's her job. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
Oh, dear. I'll have a word. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
-As her elder brother, it's my duty to correct her. -HE SNIGGERS | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
-She looks up to me... -Right(!) | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
-What are those? -We need a money-making idea | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
to save the castle, right? | 0:01:52 | 0:01:53 | |
And so I can get a new bike to ride round the field. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
-What about the cows? -They can have a go too, if you like! | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
This is my random idea generator. Read 'em out! | 0:01:59 | 0:02:03 | |
-"Turtle..." -"Juggling?" | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
YES! I'd pay to see that! We're on our way! | 0:02:06 | 0:02:10 | |
Yeah, to bankruptcy! | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
OK. Be honest. Do I smell funny to you? | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
-THEY SNIFF -No more than usual. Why? | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
I just met some woman from the village coming down the drive. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
She had hair like a birds nest? | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
She's collecting for the donkey sanctuary. I gave her a carrot. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:27 | |
Well, she went miles out of her way. It was like she was | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
deliberately avoiding me! | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
Donkey-mad, bird nest hair, avoiding you... | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
Hmm. Sounds like Gloria Crankett. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
But I thought I broke the ice at the Bogmoor Ball. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
The villagers don't still think I'm stuck up, do they? | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
-No... -Infectious? | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
I don't want to worry you. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:46 | |
But there's a rumour about a previous Lady Dunraven | 0:02:46 | 0:02:50 | |
who dabbled in...witchcraft! | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
Witchcraft? What's that got do with me? | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
-Were you doing anything odd? -No! I don't think so. | 0:02:56 | 0:03:01 | |
Aw, hello, puddycat! You're such a pretty cat. Oh, you're so cute! | 0:03:01 | 0:03:08 | |
Hi! | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
What, you mean the cat and the broomstick? | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
-She can't think I'm a witch?! -It's...not impossible. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
The villagers must know there's no such thing as witches! | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
What, like there's no such thing as ghosts? | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
-Gabe! -Sorry, my lady! | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
This other Lady Dunraven - did you know her? | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
No. Well, I...not really. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
But you must have met her. Go on! Spill the beans. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
Well...if you're sure. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
It was back in the 1830's, | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
when the feud that rent your family asunder commenced. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:51 | |
And once more in English? | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
-When your family bust-up kicked off. -Yeah?! So who was busting who? | 0:03:53 | 0:03:58 | |
Lavinia and her younger brother Neddy. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
He came to her with what SHOULD have been good news. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
-Well, how do you know that? -I was, er, passing by... | 0:04:03 | 0:04:08 | |
Hey, sis, I'm getting spliced to this HOT babe! I'm well chuffed! | 0:04:10 | 0:04:14 | |
I'm no expert, but I'm sure they didn't speak like that then. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:18 | |
I thought I'd put it into your words! | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
Don't embarrass yourself, mate. Just spit it out. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
Well... | 0:04:23 | 0:04:24 | |
Oh, Neddy that's wonderful news. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
Yes, I know. So, there's going to be big changes around here. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:30 | |
I'm doing it up. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
-This is my home too! -Yes, about that. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
We reckon it would be better if you moved into the gatehouse cottage? | 0:04:36 | 0:04:40 | |
-What?! -Witchcraft! | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
-Neddy! This is science, not magic! -Well, it'll have to stop. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
-You're a woman, you should be embroidering cushions. -WHY?! | 0:04:48 | 0:04:52 | |
Women can do everything that men can! | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
One day there might even be a female Prime Minister. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
Hahahaha! | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
-Please! Neddy! Let's not fight. We're family! -True... | 0:04:59 | 0:05:04 | |
We're happy the way things are, aren't we? | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
-HE SIGHS -But I'm getting married! | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
What, to someone you've known precisely two minutes? | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
Get married later. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
-Please? Promise me, Neddy. -OK. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
I promise. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:18 | |
-Go on. What happened then? -I'm afraid I don't know... | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
Shortly after, Esme and I took one of our naps. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
Then when we woke up, the castle was owned by Neddy's grandson. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:32 | |
That's a long nap! | 0:05:32 | 0:05:33 | |
Sometimes we like to...fast-forward a bit. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:37 | |
When things are dull. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
And the 1830's were EXCEPTIONALLY tedious. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:43 | |
You're not going to take a nap now, are you? | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
Things are far too interesting at present... | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
Now, I must go have that word with Esme. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
Use the door! | 0:05:52 | 0:05:53 | |
-Urgh. -Whoa, wait! | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
This is brilliant! Forget turtle juggling! | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
We can open up this place up as Witch World! | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
-Oh, here we go... -Yeah, I can see it now! | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
Pay to enter the home of a real-life sorceress - if you dare! | 0:06:04 | 0:06:09 | |
-Serious? -Yeah! We don't even have to | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
fix the place up! Leave it crumbly! | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
-Just add a few bats. -Hold on! | 0:06:14 | 0:06:15 | |
The villagers already think I'm dodgy enough without | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
resurrecting the legend of Lavinia, mad witch of Bogmoor! | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
C'mon, Dani! Think of my new bike! | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
I mean, the castle's future... | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
No! Sorry! You'll have to come up with something else! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
-But this is a golden opportunity! -Yeah - to make me look bad! | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
I see you two haven't lost the family taste for arguing. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
Please, just promise me you won't witch up the castle. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
OK! I promise. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
And here we can have the potions bit and the bats' tongues and that! | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
-How about some pond slime? -Nice touch! -HE LAUGHS | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
Jimmy? This is all OK with Dani, right? | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
Sure! I'm the business brains in the family. She trusts me. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:05 | |
So you cleared it with her? | 0:07:05 | 0:07:06 | |
And here we can explain how Lavinia used to sour milk, spoil crops | 0:07:06 | 0:07:11 | |
-and get her trainers all minging, that sort of stuff. -And over here... | 0:07:11 | 0:07:16 | |
How about the witch's familiar? | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
She should be, she looks like Dani! | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
No! Her familiar is the animal she talks to, the one that does | 0:07:21 | 0:07:26 | |
her bidding. A bit like an evil secretary. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:30 | |
Witch World! What are you doing?! You promised! | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
-You didn't tell her. -Yeah, that was just to chill you out. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
You'd be mad to give up an idea like this. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
A girl's castle is her home. I have to live here! | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
-It's my castle too. -SHE SIGHS | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
Don't worry it's going to be VERY tasteful. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
Yeah, OK, so Lavinia's cauldron for cooking up children. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
-Want it over here? -No! -She did NOT eat children! | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
-Prove it. -OK, I will. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
If I prove Lavinia was just a poor, misunderstood woman, | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
then you'll have to stop. No witch. No Witch World. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
True, but you're wasting your time. Everyone obviously knew | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
-she was just a cauldron botherer. -Yeah, well, we'll see. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
Ah, put the throw-a-wet-sponge-at-a-witch game | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
just here. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:11 | |
Say four for a quid? And over here I'm thinking... | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
-CRASH -Urgh! | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
-Awwwww! -Oh, soz. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
Ah, Esme! Glad you could make it. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
I've got something that I want to show you. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
-What is it, a smoke alarm? -Close. It's a ghost alarm. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:32 | |
It tells me when there's an annoying little spook sneaking around. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:36 | |
-SHE SCOFFS -It'll never work. -It's guaranteed. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
-Where did you get it? -The internet. -Well, switch it on. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
Actually, I already have. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
What a shame. Sounds like you've been robbed. If that's all... | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
ALARM BLARES | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
-ALARM: -Warning! Spectral presence detected! | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
Yes, I guess it takes a minute to warm up! | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
It works?! But humans don't know the first thing about ghosts! | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
Where on the internet did you find it?! | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
Oh, did I say internet? I meant to say after-net. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
See, I used YOUR laptop to order them. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
What?! Not from Spookazon?! | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
Yes, that's the one. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
I guess you'll have to give sheep haunting another go! | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
-How's it going, Hermione Granger? -SHE SNEEZES | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
I've been reading these dusty old books for hours because of you! | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
-Well, you could always give up. -No! | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
There's an old family history that should be here, | 0:09:29 | 0:09:32 | |
but it's missing! Probably got lost in the war | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
-or the flood of 1892. -You mean, this one? | 0:09:35 | 0:09:40 | |
-Yes! That's it. Where did you find it? -You were sitting on it. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:44 | |
Go on then! | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
Get some more gory details that I can use for Witch World. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
She wasn't a witch! | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
She was just an early scientist or something. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
So was Dr Frankenstein! | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
Ah! Here. Here - 1838! | 0:09:57 | 0:10:01 | |
"Lavinia's odd experiments attracted unfavourable attention..." | 0:10:01 | 0:10:05 | |
Don't do yourself any favours, do you? | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
The hats are channelling our brain-waves! | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
Right! I have some good news. I've set a date for my wedding. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:15 | |
-What...you broke your promise!? -Nope. I had a pair of these! | 0:10:15 | 0:10:20 | |
But I can't live in the poky old gatekeeper's cottage! | 0:10:21 | 0:10:25 | |
I agree, we're going to give it to her mother instead. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
-How do you feel about the box room in the attic? -You can't do this! | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
I can. This is my castle. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
You've forced me into this! There's something you don't know, Neddy. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
-The rest of the pages are missing! -I must've started a fire with them | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
when we had that spooky power-cut. What?! It was freezing! | 0:10:42 | 0:10:46 | |
Hang on! | 0:10:46 | 0:10:47 | |
Aha! Here... | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
Yeah, like that's going to be the right one? | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
Huh! It's the right one! | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
Half of this castle belongs to me! Our parents left it to both of us. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:01 | |
But that's impossible! I'm the man! | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
It's true. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:05 | |
I suppose this is Mummy and her crackpot ideas! | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
She even thought it was OK for women to play tennis! | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
So if you and your new bride don't like my experiments, | 0:11:11 | 0:11:15 | |
then stay out of my half of the castle. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
-SHE CACKLES -Ah-hahahahaha! | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
I really don't do myself any favours with that laugh. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
You haven't heard the last of this, Lavinia! | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
As far as I'm concerned, you're now NO sister of mine! | 0:11:25 | 0:11:29 | |
-Can I borrow your horse? -NO! | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
Now no sister of mine! | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
How could they be so nasty to each other!? | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
They were supposed to be brother and sister! | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
I guess they both just thought they were right. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
But it's time this stopped. The family feud ends here! | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
As long as you admit that Lavs was innocent, | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
-and knock Witch World on the head. -Uh-huh. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
She was obviously a broomstick-jockey! | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
She was experimenting! And Neddy was a sexist! | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
-"But I'm the Man!" -Don't diss my side of the family! | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
-Why?! You're dissing mine! -What makes your side right?! | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
Jimmy your being silly! There's no right or wrong! | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
Well, yeah! Your family's full of witches! | 0:12:05 | 0:12:06 | |
You're being ridiculous and you are over exaggerating. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
And YES, I DID mean to do that! | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
SHE SIGHS Oh, Jimmy. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:19 | |
Welcome to Witch World! Behold my bat! Where's my bat? | 0:12:28 | 0:12:33 | |
-Ow! -Leo! This is an disaster! | 0:12:35 | 0:12:39 | |
It's the end of the world as we know it! | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
It's all right, I just tripped... | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
Oh, right, you mean the ghost alarm thing. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:50 | |
Yes, the ghost alarm thing! It's unfair and...spookist. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:54 | |
Why not try talking to Kait? | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
Say you'll lay off, and I'm sure she'll take those alarms down. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
-She will? -Of course! Kait's not unreasonable. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
-Yes, she is. -OK, she is, but it's worth a try. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:06 | |
-I've got a better idea! -What are you doing? | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
I'm going to do what I should have done in the first place. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
Bash the vile thing off the wall and throw it in the pond! | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
ALARM BLARES | 0:13:15 | 0:13:16 | |
-ALARM: -Warning! Ghost tampering with alarm! Ghost tampering with alarm! | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
OK. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
-ALARM STOPS -I'll try talking. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:25 | |
-May I? -It's a free country. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
Anything you want to talk about? | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
A problem shared is a problem halved. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
Having said that, that didn't apply during the Black Death. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
It's just - I moved round a lot from home to home when I was younger. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:51 | |
But now you have the family castle! | 0:13:51 | 0:13:52 | |
Yeah, and the most important word in that sentence is... | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
-Castle? -NO. Family! | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
But it turns out we've been at each other's throats since the year dot. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
-Some family. -I see. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:05 | |
I just didn't picture it like that, you get me? | 0:14:05 | 0:14:10 | |
Did I get you what? | 0:14:10 | 0:14:11 | |
Oh. I see. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
This is all my fault. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
I should never have blabbed about Neddy and Lavinia. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
Nah, it's not your fault. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
Take heart, sir! The onus is on me to make amends. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:27 | |
-Translation? -Chillax - I'll sort it! | 0:14:27 | 0:14:32 | |
ALARM BLARES | 0:14:42 | 0:14:43 | |
-ALARM: -Warning! Spectral presence detected! | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
Nice to see you using the door for once. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
-It wasn't so hard, now was it? -Yes, it was! | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
Doors are big, stupid square things for lame-o's and noobs! | 0:14:51 | 0:14:55 | |
Rectangular, actually. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:56 | |
You know, I might write a book. How To Train Your Ghost. | 0:14:56 | 0:15:03 | |
OK! You win! Take down those...things | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
and I promise not to scare you, promise! | 0:15:06 | 0:15:10 | |
Oh, I know. You won't. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
Cos I just ordered 20 more. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
-I'm going to put them all over the castle! -Beware! | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
You could force us to take a 50 year nap! | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
My lady! I have an idea. Jimmy's rather upset. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
Well, at least he's not turning the castle into | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
a witch-based theme park. What's your idea? | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
Er, help him turn the castle into a witch-based theme park? | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
-No way! -But it'll cheer him up! | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
Yeah! And encourage the villagers to think I'm a witch! | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
I'll be the town scapegoat! | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
People used to blame witches for everything! | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
BANGING ON THE DOOR AND SHOUTING | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
What is it this time?! | 0:15:50 | 0:15:51 | |
They're blaming you for Justin Bieber! | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
No way am I putting up with that. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
I might not be able to prove Lavinia was innocent, | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
not just yet, but I'm going to make sure the villagers know that | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
-I am totally normal. -How? | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
I've invited Gloria Crankett round to meet me. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
She'll soon realise I'm completely and utterly NOT a witch. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
I don't believe you've seen the hallway lately... | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
Oh, no! Quick, take everything down! | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
No chance! I just put it all up. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
Hey! Stop that! My new sword-box is riding on this! | 0:16:21 | 0:16:26 | |
You can't stand in the way of progress! | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
-Oh, no! -Ow! | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
-What's going on? -Help me! I've invited Mrs Crankett round for tea. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:38 | |
Gloria Crankett?! If she sees all this, you're doomed! | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
-KNOCK ON THE DOOR -I'll get it. -NO! | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
Help me take this stuff down. How am I going to explain this lot?! | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
-Think of something! -Ah! You won't get away with this! | 0:16:47 | 0:16:51 | |
KNOCK ON THE DOOR OK, go get it. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:54 | |
DOOR CREAKS OPEN | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
-Dani, this is Mrs Crankett! -So glad you could come! | 0:17:04 | 0:17:08 | |
I saw you earlier. I think I gave you the wrong impression. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
-Really? Seems I didn't know the half of it. -This?! No, er... | 0:17:11 | 0:17:15 | |
This it's just - I haven't tidied up since Halloween. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:19 | |
Halloween was EIGHT months ago! | 0:17:19 | 0:17:23 | |
Yeah, well, I thought, why not leave it all up for next year?! | 0:17:23 | 0:17:27 | |
Save some time! Kaitlyn, could you point | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
-Mrs Crankett in the direction of the kitchen? -Yeah. This way. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:33 | |
Mrs... Erm...! | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
Ah, Dani! I was just telling the charming | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
Mrs Crankett how NORMAL you are. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:52 | |
Such a nice boy with proper old-fashioned manners! | 0:17:52 | 0:17:55 | |
Yes. Gabe's a friend from... the old days. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:59 | |
Lady Dunraven is one of the most down-to-earth humans | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
-I have ever met. -Humans...? | 0:18:02 | 0:18:03 | |
Gabe has to go now! Don't you, Gabe? To pick apples from the orchard? | 0:18:03 | 0:18:11 | |
But we don't have an orchard, my lady. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
Ah! The orchard! | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
-Of course. Well, delightful to meet you! -Door! | 0:18:17 | 0:18:22 | |
Table! | 0:18:24 | 0:18:25 | |
Over here is the sink. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
There was a cauldron in your hallway! With a child in it! | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
-Do you deny it? -That's just Leo. Kaitlyn's brother! | 0:18:32 | 0:18:36 | |
We only put him in there cos he was being so annoying! | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
He wouldn't let us take down any of the witch...stuff. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:42 | |
OK. Mrs Crankett, can I be completely honest with you? | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
Tell you what's really been going on here? | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
ALARM BLARES | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
-ALARM: -Warning! Spectral presence detected! | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
I can't live this way! | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
It's like being a cat with a bell on! | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
Yeah! Like a Ninja who's eaten too many beans! | 0:18:57 | 0:19:00 | |
Exactly! | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
What? | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
Look - if this goes on, I might be forced to take a nap. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:07 | |
No, don't! Esme, I'd hate it if you left! | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
-You're my best friend here. -Am I?! | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
-Of course! -Even though I'm a girl? | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
You're a cool dead girl! | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
Look, leave this to me. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
I'm making a stand for justice and common sense! | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
-I'm going to change my pig-headed sister's mind! -But how?! | 0:19:23 | 0:19:28 | |
Put itching powder in her swimmies? | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
-That was just the first thought! -Urgh! | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
And when he found out about Lavinia, | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
Jimmy just couldn't let this Witch World idea go. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
-So all the paraphernalia... -Was meant for tourists? | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
Exactly! I'm not a witch any more than you are! | 0:19:45 | 0:19:49 | |
I can't do spells, cos I'm rubbish at spelling! | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
I don't speak cat. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:53 | |
I'm just an ordinary girl who inherited a castle. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
Ah! | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
Here's the brilliant mastermind behind it all. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
-Hard to believe, I know... -Ah, yes. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
The one who generously donated a CARROT to our donkey sanctuary! | 0:20:02 | 0:20:06 | |
We're on a budget. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:07 | |
Still, you shouldn't have tried to cash in on Lavinia. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
Between you and me, I think she was unfairly hounded | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
-by a few backward villagers. -What?! | 0:20:13 | 0:20:16 | |
-She wasn't REALLY a witch. Come on! -She most certainly WAS, young lady! | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
I know, because it was my family who exposed her! | 0:20:19 | 0:20:23 | |
You're bringing YOUR rellies into this?? | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
That's right! My great, great, great grandma, | 0:20:25 | 0:20:29 | |
the formidable Imelda Crankett... | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
Well, my lady! I have found your secret witching chamber! | 0:20:36 | 0:20:42 | |
-What have you to say for yourself? -I... I had no idea this was here! | 0:20:42 | 0:20:46 | |
A likely tale! This is what comes of women wearing ankle-length skirts! | 0:20:46 | 0:20:51 | |
Neddy! Tell her I had nothing to do with it! | 0:20:51 | 0:20:56 | |
Neddy? | 0:20:57 | 0:20:58 | |
If the pointy hat doth fit. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
So that proves it! Sorry, Dani, you can't win 'em all. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
But I'm willing to bury the hatchet if you are. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
-Lavinia said she had no idea it was there! -Oh, c'mon! | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
Pointy hat, cackle, broom, cat and now a secret room! | 0:21:14 | 0:21:18 | |
What more do you need!? Monogrammed witch pyjamas? | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
-We've only got her word for it. -Well, really! | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
But...if you call off Witch World, I'll let bygones be bygones. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
ALARM BLARES | 0:21:27 | 0:21:28 | |
-ALARM: -Warning! Spectral presence detected! | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
Warning! Spectral presence detected! Warning! Spectral presence detected! | 0:21:31 | 0:21:35 | |
I know you won't believe me, but I promise it's not me doing this. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:39 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:21:40 | 0:21:42 | |
-Cheers, Esme! -No worries! | 0:21:43 | 0:21:45 | |
Just because you're having a bad hair day. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
Anyway, I think this was all down to creepy old Nedward! | 0:21:48 | 0:21:51 | |
-Take that back! -Shan't! | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
-Where are you going? -To find that room! | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
Then you'll HAVE to give in. | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
It's going to be Bogmoor's star attraction - Witch World! | 0:21:59 | 0:22:03 | |
Bogmoor Shovel Museum, eat your heart out! | 0:22:03 | 0:22:07 | |
DRILL WHIRS | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
Kait! You have to take that down! | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
Uh-oh. Who rattled your cage? Or should I say cauldron? | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
-You've upset Esme! -Boo-hoo. She upset me first. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:18 | |
Next time I saw you in half, I won't put you back together! | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
SO THERE! | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
Kait - she says she might have a nap! | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
She won't have a nap! She's bluffing! | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
WIND GUSTS AND WARDROBE RATTLES | 0:22:29 | 0:22:33 | |
Wait, is this some trick you and Esme have cooked up? | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
No! Hey, I bet it's the poltergeist! | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
Brilliant. I didn't get to see it last time! | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
No, but I did! And I'm still having nightmares. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
Uh, let's go | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
WARDROBE RATTLES | 0:22:45 | 0:22:46 | |
It won't open! | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
-What are you doing?! Leo? Leo! -Greetings! I come in peace! | 0:22:50 | 0:22:55 | |
Aaahhh! Help! | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
-Leo! -Help! -Leo! | 0:23:01 | 0:23:04 | |
-LEO SCREAMS -Shhhh! | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
Be very quiet! It hates loud noise! | 0:23:06 | 0:23:10 | |
ALARM BLARES | 0:23:10 | 0:23:11 | |
-ALARM: -Warning! Spectral presence detected! | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
Warning! Spectral presence detected! | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
Don't you want to be back on good terms with Dani? | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
KNOCKING | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
Yes, but I want to find that secret room and show her how wrong she is! | 0:23:21 | 0:23:25 | |
Aha! | 0:23:25 | 0:23:26 | |
Whoa! | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
I meant to do that. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
If I'm here, and Gabe's there, then what's setting that thing off? | 0:23:32 | 0:23:37 | |
ALARM CONTINUES | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
Please! Help! | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
Make it stop? | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
It's the alarm! Poltergeists hate loud noise! | 0:23:47 | 0:23:51 | |
-So turn it off! -I can't! I'm a ghost! | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
Well, I can't! I'm petrified! | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
-I'll distract it while you stop the alarm! Ready? -No! | 0:23:56 | 0:23:59 | |
HEY! Over here! Come on! Pick on someone your own size! | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
Is that all you got?! Any time now would be good! | 0:24:05 | 0:24:09 | |
Hurry Up! | 0:24:11 | 0:24:13 | |
ALARM CONTINUES | 0:24:13 | 0:24:14 | |
ALARM SMASHES | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
ALARM STOPS AND THE WIND STOPS | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
That was great! | 0:24:22 | 0:24:23 | |
Thanks for saving my life, Esme. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
No problem. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:29 | |
I don't really think your life was in any danger, Kait. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:33 | |
Good thing too! Imagine Kait as a ghost. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:24:36 | 0:24:37 | |
Whoa! This place is the real deal. Lavinia's secret spell-shop. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:44 | |
-This proves it! -No, it doesn't! | 0:24:44 | 0:24:47 | |
-I found Neddy's old diary! -What does it say? | 0:24:47 | 0:24:50 | |
-"Lavinia's a 'weird sister' in more ways than one?" -No. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:54 | |
See, Neddy hated Lavinia cos she had a claim on the castle. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
He tried to stitch her up. | 0:24:57 | 0:25:00 | |
Why can't she take up something less witchy? Like gardening?? | 0:25:00 | 0:25:05 | |
'Had a BRILLIANT idea! I'll build a secret witch room. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:13 | |
'Lavinia...' | 0:25:13 | 0:25:14 | |
EXPLOSION AND CACKLING | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
'Lavinia is so busy with her experiments, | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
'she won't suspect a thing.' | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
Neddy was the one who built this place. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:24 | |
Neddy was the one who tipped off Imelda. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
All to frame Lavinia and make her look like the biggest witch ever. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:29 | |
It's all in here. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:31 | |
Village gossip went into overdrive and she was hounded out | 0:25:31 | 0:25:35 | |
and the rest is history! | 0:25:35 | 0:25:36 | |
So she wasn't a potion pedlar after all? | 0:25:36 | 0:25:38 | |
-Just a girl ahead of her time. -And Neddy was the bad guy? | 0:25:38 | 0:25:42 | |
-So your side of the family wins. -No-one wins. Neddy lost a sister. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:50 | |
And Lavinia never put herself in his shoes. He was in love. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:54 | |
I suppose. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:55 | |
Families are not about winning or cheap point-scoring. | 0:25:55 | 0:26:00 | |
That's what friends are for! | 0:26:00 | 0:26:02 | |
-So, family feud over? -Over! | 0:26:02 | 0:26:06 | |
About time. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:10 | |
-It's a shame about Witch World... -There's always turtle juggling. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:13 | |
Hey, that might actually work! | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
No, no, wait. Hear me out. We need something to replace | 0:26:15 | 0:26:19 | |
Witch World, seeing as no-one was actually a witch! | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
-Which is a shame! -That's terrible. -Listen! | 0:26:21 | 0:26:24 | |
-Turtle jugging is the worst idea... -It's a good idea! | 0:26:24 | 0:26:27 | |
There was only one witch in this village and that was me! | 0:26:31 | 0:26:35 | |
SHE CACKLES | 0:26:35 | 0:26:39 | |
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