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I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with S. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:12 | |
Spaceship. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
Yes. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:15 | |
I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with...S. | 0:00:15 | 0:00:21 | |
-Space. -Nope! | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
I spy, with... | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
What? | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
No. It's not "space". | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
Space...capsule. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
-No! Give up? -No. Space... | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
-station? -No! | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
You'll kick yourself when I tell you. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
Space...timewarp integration device? | 0:00:38 | 0:00:42 | |
-No. -OK. Tell me. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
Shark. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
Where can you see a shark? | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
You have to SEE it? | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
What was that for? | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:00:55 | 0:00:56 | |
Hi, my name's Dani, and this is my wonderful... | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
-I'm Sam - her best friend. -As I was saying... | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
I'm her best friend too, Toby. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
As I was saying, this is my show. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
-Max! -That's me. I'm her brother. -Get out of here... | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
-And I'm his best friend, Ben. -As I was saying, | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
my name's Dani, and this is my show. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
THEY ALL ARGUE | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
And...point. And... | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
point. And... | 0:01:30 | 0:01:31 | |
point. And... | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
point. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
And point. And...point. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
MOBILE PHONE RINGS | 0:01:38 | 0:01:42 | |
RINGING CONTINUES | 0:01:44 | 0:01:48 | |
Hi, I'll do it! | 0:01:49 | 0:01:50 | |
Mum, I can't talk right now, | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
I'm waiting to hear about the funky weather-girl job. Bye! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
-For your sake, this better be a dream. -Oww! | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
No, it's real. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
Wait a sec, let me double-check. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
Oww! Yep, definitely real. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
-What are you doing in my room, anyway? -Dusting! | 0:02:11 | 0:02:16 | |
You expect me to believe that? | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
Ooergh! Yes, but then I expected a quad bike for Christmas... | 0:02:18 | 0:02:23 | |
MOBILE PHONE RINGS | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
Hi. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:26 | |
What? | 0:02:26 | 0:02:27 | |
Lynsey Bakewell got the funky weather-girl job? | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
I've been practising funky pointing to Cornwall! | 0:02:30 | 0:02:35 | |
OK. Fine. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
Lynsey Bakewell beat me again. Why? | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
Because she knows where Cornwall is? | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
This is turning into a bit of an odd morning. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
First Max, now Sam... | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
What is it with videoing innocent household objects? | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
Innocent? These plugs can cause a typhoon in India. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:09 | |
Wow. You heard it here first, folks. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
Too much reading really can rot your brain. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
Is that true, Co-ordinator Zang? | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
I think, Co-ordinator Zark, it depends what you read. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
Ugh... | 0:03:28 | 0:03:29 | |
Sam, no-one is gonna be interested in two plugs and a socket. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:35 | |
Ahh! Two plugs and a socket... | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
They must be in love. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
Wait. He's a 13-amp and she's a 15. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
So...? | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
Trust me. It'll never work. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
Wow. This is REALLY boring, Sam. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
Hey, guys! | 0:03:53 | 0:03:54 | |
BOTH: OWW! | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
Leaving chargers plugged in contributes to global warming. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
And...you're contributing to global boring. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
Me?! Who watched 14 hours of football yesterday? | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
Er, 15½. I watched another when I got home. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
-Do you know how much electricity that is? -It's the European Championship. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:12 | |
Anyway, how'd you get here? Cycle? | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
Yes, actually. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:15 | |
-You cycled? -Oh, when did you get your stabilisers off? | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
When I started my Reduce Your Carbon Footprint course. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
Reduce Your what? | 0:04:23 | 0:04:24 | |
It measures your personal energy use. "Carbon Footprint" sounds more hip! | 0:04:24 | 0:04:28 | |
Ah, cycling. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
An archaic mode of transport on two-wheeled machines called "bikes". | 0:04:33 | 0:04:38 | |
Oh, bikes! Remember those? | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
-No. -Me neither. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
Obviously a stage of transport evolution that passed us by. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:47 | |
I wonder why? | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
Oh, I really can't think... | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
-And teenagers are the worst at wasting energy. -Oh, rubbish. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:59 | |
It's true! Check out my project. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
'Hi. I've been measuring the carbon footprint of two average teenagers.' | 0:05:02 | 0:05:07 | |
-Average? Try "exceptional"! -Try cute - check that hairstyle. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:11 | |
'Yeah, mate. I'm watching the game. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:15 | |
'Dani's house. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:16 | |
'Oh, you should've seen that shot!' | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
'Could this teenager use any more energy-guzzling devices?' | 0:05:19 | 0:05:23 | |
'Hang on a sec... Yeah?' | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
'Sadly, it seems he can.' | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
How can you use so many things at once? | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
Practice? | 0:05:35 | 0:05:36 | |
'And this is the result. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
'Just look at the size of his carbon footprint.' | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
-It's a yeti! -Yeah, and here's his big sister... | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
'..with HER carbon footprint.' | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
No way. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:52 | |
Cameras can't lie. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:53 | |
'This teenager doesn't even use the energy she's consuming. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:57 | |
'Polar bears could be on the brink of extinction, | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
'but this girl warms her socks in the tumble dryer.' | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
You warm your socks in the tumble dryer? | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
Doesn't everyone? | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
-How'd you get that stuff, anyway? -Meet my undercover camera team. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:23 | |
If polar bears are on the brink of extinction, | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
then you two are over the edge. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
'But not ALL teenagers are so irresponsible. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
'Take actress and green teen guru Lynsey Bakewell.' | 0:06:37 | 0:06:41 | |
Lynsey Bakewell. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
-She got my funky weather-girl job. -Not surprised. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
Great little carbon footprint. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
-She campaigns for Save Our Climate Now. -So? | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
So she gets to predict funky drizzle over Doncaster, you don't. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
-I could be a role model. -Pfff... | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
If it means not coming second to Green Cinders again. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
-Can I help you? -Um, yeah. Can you do something with this? | 0:07:04 | 0:07:08 | |
Ooh, nah, can't get the parts. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:09 | |
What parts? | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
I dunno, it's just something I always say. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
Just plugs and points, then? | 0:07:14 | 0:07:15 | |
-It's not a car. This is my image! -Mm. Bodywork's a bit dented. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:20 | |
-That's cos I'm always coming second. -Ah, well. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
Let's see what we can do. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
There ya go. First place! | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
-In what? -What's your name? -Dani... | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
In the Dani Of The Year contest. In this shop, obviously. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:37 | |
Er... There you go. There's another one. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:42 | |
Best Customer In Shop? | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
-I'm the ONLY customer. -Er... Funniest Customer In Shop... | 0:07:44 | 0:07:50 | |
Baddest Customer In Shop... | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
Happiest... Grumpiest... Only... Baddest... Best. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:57 | |
Is this helping? | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
Oh, yeah. Tonnes better(!) | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
-Congratulations - Most Improved Image In Shop. -Stop it! | 0:08:02 | 0:08:06 | |
These awards are just covering up the dents. I want them to go away. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:10 | |
Ah. Well. That's a rebuild, then. Means you gotta make some changes. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:14 | |
-How? Is there a book or something? -Oh... | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
Like, How To Stop Being Second And Start Coming First? | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
Yeah, exactly. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
Sorry, sold that to the last customer. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
OK, I really want to do something to save the planet, | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
and more importantly, my career. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
Like...? | 0:08:35 | 0:08:36 | |
Like...giving up the baby's disposable nappies? | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
-Really? -Yeah. I mean, washing babies' nappies, how hard can it be? | 0:08:39 | 0:08:44 | |
BABY SQUELCHES AND GURGLES | 0:08:44 | 0:08:48 | |
Or, I could write a blog on recycling and carbon typesetting? | 0:09:07 | 0:09:11 | |
Carbon offsetting. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:12 | |
That too. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:13 | |
-I think climate change makes the human planet interesting. -I agree. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:21 | |
-The Ice Age was my favourite. -Boring. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
Once you've seen one iceberg, you've seen them all. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
But Ice Age 2 had such a great beginning. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
-The meteor crashing into the Earth and wiping out the dinosaurs. -Ooh! | 0:09:30 | 0:09:34 | |
-Classic. -Typical. You'll watch anything that's got explosions. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:38 | |
That's your carbon footprint? | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
-I'm surprised you can stand up. -She's just showing off. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:45 | |
I could beat that if I wanted to. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:46 | |
-No you couldn't. -Bet I could. Any day. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
-OK, you're on. -Hey! | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
Wow, I'm impressed. Missing the football's going to really hurt. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:57 | |
No, not today. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:58 | |
You heard him, everyone. A bet's a bet. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
I meant a day as in... "a day", not "today". | 0:10:02 | 0:10:07 | |
You know, there's one thing I don't understand with Sam's video. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
What, how Sam thinks carbon dioxide emissions damage the ozone layer? | 0:10:11 | 0:10:15 | |
-OK, two things. -The definition of a greenhouse gas? -Ok, three things. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:19 | |
How a three degree rise in temperature | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
-could reverse the Gulf Stream? -OK, I didn't understand any of it. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
But what I really want to know is, what is carbon offsetting? | 0:10:25 | 0:10:29 | |
Carbon offsetting? We learnt about it at school. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
Oh yeah... No, nothing. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
Instead of cutting your carbon emissions | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
-you pay someone else to cut theirs. -Have you explained it yet? | 0:10:36 | 0:10:40 | |
Cos I just heard words. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:41 | |
OK. Say Dani wants three showers a day. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
Sorry, I thought you said three showers IN A DAY! | 0:10:43 | 0:10:47 | |
She could pay us NOT to shower, then it would seem like she only had one. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:51 | |
People would pay us not to shower? But I only pretend to, anyway! | 0:10:51 | 0:10:55 | |
< Ben, have you had your shower yet? | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
I'm taking it now, Mum! | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
I think we should start... | 0:11:03 | 0:11:07 | |
the B-Max Personalised Carbon Offset Scheme! | 0:11:07 | 0:11:12 | |
-Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha! -Ha-ha! | 0:11:12 | 0:11:16 | |
I don't even know why we're laughing! | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
Oh, ho-ho! That is highly amusing! | 0:11:23 | 0:11:27 | |
What is carbon offsetting? | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
It's when humans consume more than their fair share | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
and pay someone else to plant a tree for them. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
Why? | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
It makes them feel better | 0:11:40 | 0:11:41 | |
when they've done something they think is selfish. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:45 | |
Co-ordinator Zark. I see you've planted a lot of trees. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:54 | |
Is there something you want to tell me? | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
No. Why? | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
Buuuuurp! | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
-Just checking. -No problem. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
D'you wanna help me with my green webpage? | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
Yeah, sure. I've got nothing better to do. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
-Coordinator, do you think we should go green? -We already are. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
Oh, yes! Well, that was easy! | 0:13:42 | 0:13:45 | |
Hi, I'm Dani! And this is my new Green Team webpage. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:51 | |
OK, if this is the problem... | 0:13:51 | 0:13:52 | |
Yeah, I'm watching the game... | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
NEEDLES CLICK, THUNDER RUMBLES | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
..then what's the solution? | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
Here are today's two top carbon-cutting tips! | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
Hey, you! | 0:14:06 | 0:14:07 | |
Yes, you! | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
Mobile phones use electricity. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:13 | |
So why not switch them off? | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
And talk? | 0:14:21 | 0:14:22 | |
'Talking is fun, why not try? Open your mouth and let the words flow! | 0:14:24 | 0:14:30 | |
'See, isn't this fun?' | 0:14:30 | 0:14:31 | |
MOBILE BLEEPS | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
And what about those wasteful text messages? | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
Well what's wrong with good old-fashioned pencil and paper? | 0:14:38 | 0:14:42 | |
Recycled, of course! | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
'So, pick up a pen, write it all down. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
'Instead of pressing send, pass it to your friend! | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
'And think of the person receiving it. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
'Think of what joy it will bring to their lives! | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
'And then, you can start the whole thing over and over again! | 0:14:59 | 0:15:03 | |
'Think of the hours of endless fun! | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
'No electricity needed! Oh, how we've laughed!' | 0:15:07 | 0:15:13 | |
What do you think? | 0:15:18 | 0:15:19 | |
That you're not taking this seriously. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
It's a fun way of getting the message over! | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
Things about climate change can be so boring. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:27 | |
Like my video project, you mean? | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
Uh, no. Your footage was great, once I had gagged it up a bit. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:33 | |
It's about global catastrophe, laughing can't help. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
-Well it can't hurt, and it's already helping my career. -How? | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
Casting director saw it. I'm up for an ad in Vague. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
-Vague? The new green magazine? -Yeah! | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
BOTH: For women with more important things on their mind than fashion! | 0:15:44 | 0:15:48 | |
-What's the ad for? -Organic swimsuits. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
Mmmmm. Organic swimsuits, my favourite health food. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
Hmmm. Almost as good as these - wholemeal underpants! | 0:15:58 | 0:16:03 | |
-Cue cards? -Check. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
Props? | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
Check. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
Suits? | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
Check. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:19 | |
-Oh, I'll say. -Sorry. All they had at the charity shop. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
OK, we're going in! | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
C'mon, let's have a crack, c'mon... | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
Let's make a pass, come on! | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
Through ball! Through ball! Oooh! | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
Toby, still want to reduce your carbon footprint? | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
Like to reduce unwanted nagging? | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
-By 100%? -Or even more! | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
Not now, boys. The guy opposite is watching Switzerland - Croatia. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:48 | |
Co-ordinator Zang, where is Croatia? | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
I don't know. But it must be close if he can see it through the window. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:56 | |
Don't give your wife the remote! | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
Take it off her! That episode of Friends has been on 12 times! | 0:17:00 | 0:17:04 | |
Closed the curtains! | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
It wouldn't matter if you had...these. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
What are they? | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
B-Max carbon offset pouches. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:16 | |
That's vouchers. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
Sorry. Chocolate spread on my cue card. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:23 | |
How much? | 0:17:23 | 0:17:24 | |
Before we talk money... | 0:17:24 | 0:17:28 | |
Have a seat. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:30 | |
Let me ask you this. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
Which is more dangerous - a wolf, or a cow? | 0:17:32 | 0:17:36 | |
D'uh...! A wolf? | 0:17:36 | 0:17:41 | |
Only if it eats broccoli curry. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:42 | |
-Because a cow gives off 500 litres of methane a day... -By farting. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:48 | |
And methane is deadly to the environment. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
Far worse than someone watching football, for instance. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:55 | |
"Can I do some kind of trade?" I hear you ask. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
What, stop a cow from farting? How? | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
-You could try a cork. -Or stop two ten-year-olds eating baked beans. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:07 | |
-We don't fart... -You watch the football, | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
net carbon increase in the atmosphere... | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
"10 quid an hour!" Sorry, turn over to new cue cards... | 0:18:16 | 0:18:20 | |
Zero! | 0:18:22 | 0:18:23 | |
I like it! But ten quid an hour is a bit steep though. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
-Call it five. -Done. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
"All right, £2.50." | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
OK, check out my outfit! | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
-What's it for? -The casting! | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
Do I look cool, committed, like I'd swim with dolphins? | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
Like you've been shopping with dolphins. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
-Was that a yes or a no? -It's a no. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
If you wanna make a point then take back the designer tat | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
and just wear those wasteful bags. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
Sam, that is a fantastic idea. And purple is SO this year's colour. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:10 | |
-I'll change in the taxi. -A taxi? Very green. Don't forget to offset. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:15 | |
Good point! Silver offsets purple brilliantly. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:20 | |
Go! Go! Use the flanks! Go wide! Defence! Defence, boys! | 0:19:25 | 0:19:29 | |
As I suspected, this football thing really isn't that hard. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:34 | |
Oh! | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
Help me up, Co-ordinator Zark! | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
Whoops! Maybe it is that hard. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
Go wide! Go wide! Woah-oh! | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
Knew you couldn't do it. I win! | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
-No, cos I've got this! -Huh! | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
Carbon offset vouchers? That's cheating. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
What, cos I won? This is the crazy golf, all over again. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:03 | |
You knocked my ball into the clown's mouth! | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
All that hot air, not good for the atmosphere. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
B-Max? Sounds like a bunch of cowboys. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
Hmmm. More like hobbits in really bad suits. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:14 | |
-MOBILE BLEEPS -Oooh! | 0:20:14 | 0:20:15 | |
Go on! Aw! | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
What are you doing? | 0:20:31 | 0:20:32 | |
Taking a nap. One hour's extra sleep reduces carbon output by 8%. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:37 | |
Someone has to make sacrifices. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
So why are we sitting here freezing again? | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
W-w-we turned our radiator off so Toby can watch football. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:51 | |
OK. Let's go down to the warm living room and watch it with him. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:57 | |
We can't. We have to save energy we would have actually been using. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:01 | |
Oh, yeah. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
-Max? -Yes? | 0:21:03 | 0:21:07 | |
I want to play Car Crime Derby! | 0:21:07 | 0:21:10 | |
Me too, but we can't. It uses electricity. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:18 | |
I want to see computer-generated cars | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
causing computer-generated chaos! | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
Stop it, we can't, all right? | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
We'll play this. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
To take our minds off. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
What d'you have to do? | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
Stop the ball going on the floor, as I remember. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:37 | |
There's gotta be more to it than that. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
COMMENTATOR: 1-1 in this match. Time for penalty shoot-out... | 0:21:46 | 0:21:50 | |
MOBILE RINGS Oh! Ooooh, oh! | 0:21:50 | 0:21:54 | |
Max, I know my time's run out but I've run out of money for vouchers. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:58 | |
All right, I'll try. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
-Hi, Toby! -Oh, Dani, gimme a fiver! Please, please, please! | 0:22:01 | 0:22:05 | |
Casting went by me, thanks(!) | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
Hi, Dani. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
Oh, the outfit looks great. Did they like it? | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
They liked Lynsey Bakewell's better. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:18 | |
-They want her to be cover girl. -Can't you be carrier-bag girl? | 0:22:18 | 0:22:22 | |
Out of the way, I'm on 191! | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
-Urgh! -Sweaty children! | 0:22:24 | 0:22:27 | |
Great way to keep warm. I forgot how much fun it is! | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
Me too, and I've never played before! | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
Guys, I'm really not in the mood. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
-I'm sorry Lynsey beat you again. -That's OK. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
-Once I met her I realised she's way more committed than I am. -How? | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
-She's given up deodorant. -Urgh, that IS committed! | 0:22:42 | 0:22:46 | |
Woah, think how committed Max must be. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
199... Oh! DANI! | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
OK. You, shower now. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:54 | |
There you are! Here you go, here's your fiver, quick, turn on the TV! | 0:22:55 | 0:22:59 | |
-It's a penalty shoot-out. -B-Max? Don't be so dumb! | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
-It still counts! -No way. -But it's the European Championship! | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
Versus the survival of the planet! | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
-You said you could do without football. -Uuuuh... | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
Right, but if we're doing this, we're going carbon zero, right now. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:13 | |
No heating, no lighting and of course, no computers. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:18 | |
-How am I meant to write my project? -Uh, no football, no project. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
No heating? | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
This may take a while, | 0:23:45 | 0:23:46 | |
you might wanna look at some pretty pictures. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
MICROWAVE PINGS | 0:23:58 | 0:23:59 | |
That was the microwave, wasn't it? | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
No. It was me practising. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
-Practising what? -Practising going "ping". | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
PING! | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
What's in the mug? | 0:24:10 | 0:24:11 | |
Water. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:12 | |
Smells like soup. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
There's soup in the water? | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
Do you have any environment-friendly food, please? | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
We have Bio Burgers, Carbon Free Cola, Rainforest Gateaux. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:32 | |
-Great, I'll take a Coke and a burger, please. -Coming up. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:36 | |
Mmmm! Delicious! It tastes just like a normal burger. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:45 | |
-And it looks just... This is a normal burger, isn't it? -Yeah. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
But I thought you said it was environment friendly? | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
No, I just changed its name. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
The cola really is carbon free though. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:56 | |
-It's flat. -Yeah, I opened it yesterday. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
Have you got anything green? | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
Only the lettuce. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
-Looks a bit tired. -So would you if you'd just flown in from Africa. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:09 | |
Just a tap water, please. Thanks. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:13 | |
Can we put the heating on yet? It's like Wisteria in here. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
-That's Siberia. -Whatever. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
No heating, no lighting, no project. Sooner or later, she's gonna crack. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:27 | |
Not me. I'm still writing it in my head. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
And I've stockpiled emergency provisions. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:33 | |
Oooh! Guys, this is too hard! We can't go carbon zero. It's not us! | 0:25:36 | 0:25:40 | |
-Speak for yourself, I'm not giving up! -Me neither! | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
It's not a competition! Can't we compromise? | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
-I'm willing to compromise... | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
Not as much as I am! | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
-OK, I'll start. I'm gonna remember to turn things off. -Me too. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:56 | |
No, you're gonna stop multi-tasking. One appliance at a time. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
Ha! | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
And you're gonna stop video-spying. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
Ha! | 0:26:04 | 0:26:05 | |
-I'm a journalist! -Then get a pad and pencil! -That is so old school. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:09 | |
-Sam? -OK. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
Toby? | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
OK. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:15 | |
There! That wasn't so hard, was it? | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
There goes a great business. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:29 | |
At least we'll never have to play this again. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:32 | |
Football, anyone? | 0:26:33 | 0:26:36 | |
'That was a truly incredible ending to this spectacular European Cup!' | 0:26:36 | 0:26:41 | |
Anyone for a game of catch? | 0:26:46 | 0:26:48 | |
Woooooaaaaaaah! | 0:26:50 | 0:26:53 | |
-Oh! -Oh, ho-ho! Another fine show, today! | 0:26:55 | 0:26:59 | |
And a good recipe. B-O Burger. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:02 | |
I think you'll find that's Bio Burger. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:05 | |
Ah. Why are humans so worried about energy? | 0:27:05 | 0:27:09 | |
They're running out of natural resources. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:12 | |
Don't they know you can run cars on hair gel? | 0:27:12 | 0:27:16 | |
Yes. Or fuel power stations with celebrity magazines. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:19 | |
Shall we tell them? | 0:27:19 | 0:27:21 | |
Uh...not yet. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:24 | |
I'm reading all the celebrity goss. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:27 | |
OK. No hurry. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:30 | |
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