Celebrity Dani's House


Celebrity

Surreal sitcom. Dani's acting friend Mo White visits and turns out to be famous, leaving Toby and Sam speechless and starstruck - much to Dani's annoyance.


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ALARM SOUNDS

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Ah! Auto-pilot successfully engaged!

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Excellent work, Coordinator Zang. Now, could you do it all again?

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-Why?

-I forgot to press record.

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-What are you doing with the camera?

-I thought I'd go for a wide shot,

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then come in close, maybe go tight at the end,

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and this time, could you be more natural?

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Why are you filming me?

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Oh, I've been so inspired by the human Dani show

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I thought we could make our own!

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-We'll call it Zark And Zang!

-That's a preposterous idea!

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Terrible! Never heard such nonsense!

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But a show called Zang And Zark, now that might work.

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Hi, my name's Dani, and this is my wonderful...

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-I'm Sam!

-Oi!

-Her best friend.

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-As I was saying...

-I'm her best friend, too, Toby!

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As I was saying, this is my show. MAX!

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That's me! I'm her brother.

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-Get out of it...

-And I'm his best friend, Ben.

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As I was saying, my name's Dani, and this is my show.

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-It's not your show!

-Well, it is...!

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THEY ALL ARGUE

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Hey!

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Ta-dah!

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Yes, to the dress. No, to the comedy platforms.

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-Seconded.

-Yeah, thirded.

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BABY GARGLES

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But you definitely think this is the dress?

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One that expresses my personality, yet retains a hint of mystery.

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-Says subtle yet stylish.

-Makes your bum look like J-Lo's.

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Oh! This is the dress!

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You must be so excited, your first award nomination,

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AND for Best Actress, no less!

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-Well...

-Paid for by your peers, voted by your admirers,

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recognised for your hard work.

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-Well, it's...

-What an honour!

-Well...

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I've not thought of it like that!

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-I was just looking forward to free food!

-There's gonna be free food?!

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-Woo-hoo!

-Now I'm nervous. Gee, Sam!

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It's OK to be nervous, it's a big night for you.

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I suppose. And whatever happens, at least I have my best buds with me!

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You sure will,

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and I'm touched that you've used your two guest passes on us.

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Wouldn't wanna share my big moment with anyone else!

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And if I win this trophy,

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-it belongs as much to you guys as to me.

-Aw, that's so sweet!

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-Group hug!

-Course, it'll only have my name on it!

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Humans certainly do strange things to communicate affection.

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Agreed. Tentaclising is so much more enjoyable.

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Shall we?

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TOGETHER: Mmmmm!

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Mmmmmmm!

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-You're one weird kid.

-Aw, thanks!

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Anyway, better get Max's lunch.

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If his milk shake's any warmer than three degrees below room temperature,

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he'll start to foam at the mouth.

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Well, I'm sorted. We've gotta get you two looking red carpet-tastic

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if we're gonna get our picture in the paper!

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If we do, I hope it's the Grimsby Bungee Club News. My Nan gets that.

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She likes the pictures.

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Forget local. I'm talking national, my face across the country.

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You can't buy publicity like that,

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but I've got three hours to improve my chances.

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-Why, have you got a hot date later?

-I wish.

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-My friend Molly's coming round.

-Molly from your acting class?

-Yep.

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She was fried egg, I was toast,

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we bonded laughing at the girl playing ketchup.

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No, sequins scare me.

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-Although they're plastic, the gold's conductive.

-A simple "no" will do!

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Then no. So didn't Molly move abroad?

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Yeah. Poor girl couldn't get hired for dog shampoo over here,

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so she moved to America.

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Last I heard she was trying for some cable show. Hey!

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It's fine, I'll just wear my red skirt and black shirt.

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-The science shirt?

-It's not a science shirt,

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and last time I wore it I got a lot of compliments.

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Weren't you at a chemistry convention?

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BOTH: It's a science shirt.

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SHE RINGS BELL

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Good morning, good evening, good afternoon, how can I help ya?

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-My friend's style dial is broken.

-I'm not familiar with that,

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is it one of those new fangled, dangled Japanese gadgets?

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No. Style dial, style radar -

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it's that thing that separates the cool and sophisticated

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from those who would wear this.

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"What do you do with dead atoms? Barium."

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I, uh...see your problem.

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Luckily I know a thing or two about fashion.

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Bring your friend in. I'll get the alterations done on that style dial,

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-and have her looking as fabulous as us in no time.

-Us?

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Uh, I don't think so.

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Wait! You haven't even seen my sequin leg-warmers!

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They're to die for!

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Sorry, Sam, this is all I could find in Mum's wardrobe.

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BABY LAUGHS

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"Make Sam kool"?

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TV: 'Are you dynamic? A go-getter? The guy everyone else wants to be?

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'If not, for just £160 the Dress For Success Trouser Press will...'

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..Never be yours. Right, I'm clearing this room of rubbish.

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So, get lost.

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-You're cleaning up?

-It's not that amazing.

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It's so amazing that if you told me you'd been abducted by aliens

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and put to work on their spaceship, I'd believe that more.

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All this talk of aliens abducting humans really gets my boat.

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Goat. The human expression is "get my goat",

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but I agree with the sentiment.

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Thank you, Coordinator Zark. Us aliens get such a bad rap.

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But we haven't abducted any humans.

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-Well, not for a while, anyway.

-Exactly.

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And we returned the last ones,

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you dropped them off on your last recon mission.

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No, YOU dropped them off on your way back from the Pluto snack run.

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BOTH: Oops!

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You must really want to impress this Molly person,

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if you wanna do all this.

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Yeah, the only appliance I've ever seen you use is the iron,

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and that was to straighten your hair. She must be pretty special.

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Don't get me wrong, Molly's great,

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-but I haven't seen her since...

-HOOVER STARTS >

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-I said vacuum the stairs, not hairs!

-Shall I turn the vacuum off, then?

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Keep it down, Fartface, and don't scrimp on the wax!

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Wanna see my reflection in these floors.

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Probably wanting paying, next.

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Anyway, where was I...?

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Oh yeah, Molly.

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Thing is, I feel sorry for her.

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Moving all that way to LA and still not making it. Must be tough.

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I think she sees our friendship as her last link to showbusiness.

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So, if she's not all that, why do all this?

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Just because Molly's struggling

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doesn't mean I want her to think I'm not successful.

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And on that note,

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do you think you guys can be a little less like you guys?

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OK, who d'you want us to be, then?

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You, but...not you, if you get my drift.

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-What she means is, don't embarrass her.

-Yep!

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And no, just being...cool.

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Charming! So what happened to, "You're my best friends",

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-"My win is your win"?

-Still stands!

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Just if you could be more sophisticated

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and a little less odd bestest friends, I'd really appreciate it!

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APPLAUSE

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So my next contestant is Dani!

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So, Dani, I hear you're in the acting business.

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Tell us what that's like!

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-Well...

-Ha-ha-ha! Isn't that marvellous, folks?!

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Give her a big hand!

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APPLAUSE

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So, Dani, let's remind everyone what you can win tonight on the...

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# Wheel of Friendship! #

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Thanks, girls! Aren't they terrific?

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So, tonight's star prize if you spin the win is,

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you get to keep your own best friends!

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So go on, Dani! Spin...that...whe-e-e-e-l!

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MUSICAL JINGLE, WHEEL CLICKS

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-AUDIENCE: Aaaaaw!

-You don't go home empty-handed,

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you go home with the consolation prize, a grumpy granny!

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BOOING

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# Wheel of Friendship! #

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-DOORBELL RINGS

-Ooh!

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That's Molly! How do I look? Ooh, don't mention the award ceremony.

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My career may be streets ahead of Molly's

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but I wouldn't want to rub her nose in it.

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-Hi!

-Hello!

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Mwah! Mwah!

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-Molly, meet my friends! Sam...

-Sam, that's a great name!

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Sam, uh, bu... Short for Samantha! But everyone just calls me Sam.

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Named after my great grandmother, Samantha Jane Brown!

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And, uh...Toby!

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-So, how was your, uh...

-MOBILE RINGS

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Oh! Better take it, it's my agent!

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I said less odd, less! What is wrong with you two?!

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What's wrong with us? What's wrong with YOU?!

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Why didn't you tell us you were friends with Mo White?

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How do you know Molly's surname?

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Because she's, like, super-duper, face-on-your-T-shirt famous.

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-For what?

-Tons of things!

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You know the American reality show you refuse to watch

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-because you think it's rude?

-Strictly Come Line Dancing.

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-She presents it.

-And that other show, The Y-Front Factor!

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-BOTH: "We've got the Y-Front Factor, do you?!"

-Ssssh!

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So, your agent, eh?! Estate agent?

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No, TV agent, about a job!

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Not another dog shampoo gig!

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No, although I do get to work with animals.

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It's the Pet Oscars, and Zac Efron's hamster is up for best actor!

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MOBILE RINGS

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-Hello? ..Cute top!

-She touched you!

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SHE TALKS ON PHONE

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I can't be the only person who didn't know Molly was famous!

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BIRDS CHIRP

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Oh, Mo White! I can't believe it,

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-she's one of my favourite human prototypes!

-Me too!

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This show just keeps getting better and better!

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Waaaaah!

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-Mo White, in my house! Aaaaah!

-Aaaaah!

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You don't know who she is, do you?

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That woman who likes apples and works with small people!

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That's Snow White! Goodbye!

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I'm sorry! Forgot to mention this was home to the criminally insane.

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MOBILE RINGS Oh, sorry! Hello?

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-It's a surprise that, uh, Mo is...

-So nice. I know.

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Oh, I can talk again!

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And I don't feel the need to spout some obscure fact!

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So you're feeling less star struck.

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Probably realising she's just a normal person.

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Johnny! Johnny Depp, how are you?

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Am I the man, or am I the man?!

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I dunno who the man is!

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It's just a saying, Ben.

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That shopping channel woman was right!

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Every man should carry a nose trimmer for nasal hair emergencies?

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No, "Dress for success."

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Seeing Mo downstairs, knowing what she's achieved,

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I realise I'm aiming too low. I've gotta push myself!

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-Become a go-getter.

-GUITAR WAILS

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I want to be the guy everyone else wants to be!

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Spongebob Squarepants?

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The guy who invented microwave pizza!

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Oh yeah!

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But every new venture requires money.

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And I know just where to get mine.

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EVIL LAUGHTER

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Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha?!

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OK, this is me in my garden, I know it's not as big as some,

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but I did need to leave room for the hot tub and swimming pool.

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Did you know the average swimming pool in Phoenix, Arizona,

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-collects around 20 pounds of dust a year?

-No way!

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Because my pool picks up stuff too.

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Mainly leaves, but it's a real pain to clean!

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Sam, you know some pretty cool stuff!

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So what if she's rich, famous and beautiful.

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She probably works so hard she has no time to enjoy it.

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And that's me at Paris's Wednesday party. She throws one every week!

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-They're a real hit.

-Paris Hilton?

-Mm-hmm.

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OMG.

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Coordinator Zark, is it a good thing to be famous?

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Certainly! You're invited to the best parties

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with other famous beings, and people send you underwear

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-and pictures of themselves even when they don't know you.

-Right.

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In that case, I want to be famous.

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How do I do that?

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Hmmm... Do you possess a unique talent that would inspire adoration

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and mass hysteria in teenage girls?

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Do I ever! They don't call me Zippity Zang for nothing!

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# Oh, ho-ho, wow Yup-pap-ah, yup-pap-ah

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# Ooooaw Everybody now!

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# Oooooh... #

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I'm not comparing, but Molly - "Mo" - has a Malibu home,

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superstar neighbours, a glamorous job that pays squillions,

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and what have I got?

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The thing is, maybe I'm not meant to be an actress.

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Maybe there's another job out there I should be doing.

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If there is, please don't let it involve being nice to children!

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-Ooh!

-I want a remote controlled car complete with a turbo engine,

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booster bumpers, and a spill-resistant coffee cup holder.

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You're six, what do you need a coffee cup holder for?

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I don't! But I want one, and if I don't get one,

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I am going to...A-A-A-ARGH!

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OK, OK! Big wheels, coffee cup holder. Got it!

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-How many more?

-3,464.

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This is a no-go area

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for anyone's name that starts with "M" and ends in "ax".

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We won't be long, we just wanna ask for a few autographs.

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No chance. She's already got enough people hassling her.

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LAUGHTER

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She definitely sounds hassled.

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Look, whatever.

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I just don't see why everyone's going gooey over a TV presenter.

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It's all right, Dani. It's not like she's a proper actress, like you.

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Didn't you say she couldn't get a job in a dog food ad?

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Shampoo. Dog shampoo ad.

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She couldn't even get hired to play a flea!

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But you, you would have played that flea with flair and passion!

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People would have wept!

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So what's fame, success and money, without talent, eh?

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All right, Max. You've helped to put everything into perspective.

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-That's what cute little brothers are for. So can we...?!

-Not a chance!

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You gotta give the boy points for trying, though.

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Hello? Working undercover, here!

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Sorry, Dani, I've been having so much fun I've forgotten to ask about you!

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-So, what's up in Dani-land?

-The usual, hanging out, buying shoes,

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-getting nominated for a Best Actress award...

-Oh, that is brilliant!

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-I always knew you'd be winning awards!

-You did?

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With your talent? Of course!

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-What's the awards? The Oscars? SAG? TV Choice?

-Oh, eh, um...

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It's not important.

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BAF...WA's...

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-What was that? I thought he said...

-BAFWA.

-Yes!

-No! No...

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Did he mean BAFTA?

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No, Dani's been nominated for a BAFWA.

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The British Academy of Footwear Advertising Awards, it's tonight.

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Dani's favourite to win for her portrayal in a slipper commercial!

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That is so rad! Your publicist must be thrilled!

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My publicist? Oh, yeah... yeah, she is.

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We're hoping I get my picture in the paper.

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Which I am bound to do if you come with me!

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Dani, I would love to. Let me check my diary!

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So which one of us two are you planning to drop

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-seeing as you only have two guest passes?

-Please don't say me!

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I've never had a free meal at an awards ceremony before!

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Don't get all uppity.

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I'm not the one who's swallowed an encyclopaedia,

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or is acting like a tongue-tied teenager.

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No, you're acting like a superficial groupie.

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Enhancing my career doesn't make me superficial.

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I'm disappointed you can't see that.

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Well I'm disappointed in you.

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Me too.

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-WHISPERS:

-Unless you drop Sam!

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Taking Mo would be a good move for me.

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-Fine, I'll drop out.

-Woo-hoo! I mean, um...thanks.

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It makes sense. I didn't have a glam outfit, anyway.

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I'm sorry, Sam. Promise I'll make it up to you!

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-Great news! I can make it!

-So you found a window in your diary, then?

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I seem to have misplaced that, but I rang my agent

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and I don't have anything on.

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We're gonna have a blast!

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-Let's find you an outfit.

-What's wrong with this?

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Darling, Madonna wore it last year.

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Ooh! Sucks to be you, right now!

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Nah. I'm not cut out for those glitzy red carpet do's.

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I know it's what Dani wants,

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but for me, real achievement is doing something life-changing.

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Ooh, I know what you mean!

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I've always wanted to invent a shirt that doesn't need buttons.

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-Then my life would be perfect.

-I think that's a T-shirt,

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-and you're wearing one.

-Oh.

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Hmm. My life IS perfect!

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Lucky you! No, my dream is to do something amazing.

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Like splitting the atom, inventing the wheel, making a difference.

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-EAST EUROPEAN ACCENT:

-I'm almost done.

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Any minute now I will have created the greatest invention

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mankind will ever know!

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HAMMERING

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DRILLING

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It's finished!

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Oh, Master!

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I can't wait to see what your ingenious, cunning, creative...

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-Don't forget "brilliant".

-..brilliant mind has come up with!

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It's incredible! Amazing! Unfathomable!

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-What is it?

-I have no idea.

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-Ta-dah!

-I'm thinking...no.

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Me too! You're so funny, Dani!

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So, you're rich, successful, gorgeous,

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have a pool that isn't inflatable,

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what's it like to have the perfect life?

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Not so perfect. The paparazzi follow me everywhere.

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Can't believe I managed to slip away this morning.

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People calling your name, wanting your picture, sounds dreadful(!)

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I so envy you, being able to nip out without brushing your hair,

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whenever you want!

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Envy me? There's something seriously wrong with you, you need help.

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Ooh! I'm a really good hypnotist!

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-Well, not REALLY good, but...

-I've already got one.

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-And a psychotherapist, and of course, there's Mr Singh.

-Your guru?

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No, my pet psychiatrist! Poochie has a fear of loud noises.

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He's worked wonders with him!

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I know, but that's Hollywood! It's not real life.

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Not like what you have with your friends.

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Yeah. Sam and Toby are great. But they're not in showbiz.

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-They don't have the same pressures we do.

-But you guys seem so close.

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-It so hard to make real friends when you're famous.

-True.

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-Although I'm hoping after tonight I'll have a better idea!

-Oh yeah!

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The BAFWAs, your big night! Let's get you ready!

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That's strange. I seem to have lost my comb,

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my lipstick, and my verruca cream!

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That's one pool I won't be swimming in!

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I can't imagine how I lost them!

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CAMERA CLICKS

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Thank you, cyberspace!

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Our online auction of Mo's stuff is gonna make us rich!

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The diary's had a thousand bids!

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Lucky I phoned all our friends and told them the objects are real,

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and Mo's really here!

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You told them she was here?

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No...

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I'm sure it'll be fine.

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And for once our plan won't affect Dani.

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We make stacks of cash and she can't complain.

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Oh, good, you're here.

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So are you! I thought you might have left after, you know...

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-Oh, I was going to but...

-Uh, uh...

-Oh, you're gonna have to translate.

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There's a small problem. Outside.

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Got a smile for the camera, love?!

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-They've found me!

-All those, for you?

-That's pretty good.

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You should have seen it when I changed my hair colour.

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-They went crazy!

-Uh, wh... Uh...ed...

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-He loved you as a redhead.

-Oh, thanks!

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But how did they find me?

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The only place I wrote where I was going, was my diary.

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Which, by coincidence, has gone missing!

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I've got a good idea where it went.

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Give me more, make that scarf come alive! Work that scarf!

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If it isn't America's Next Top Bimbo.

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You are gonna be grounded for so long

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you'll be walking with a Zimmer frame

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-when Mum finds out you're stealing.

-Stealing?

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-That's a bit of a stretch.

-Ben's wearing that scarf for fun, is he?

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-You've put Mo's diary for sale online, haven't you?

-No!

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Maybe. OK, yes.

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But it's not like a proper diary with personal stuff in.

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-Not like Dani's!

-..Would be! If you ever sold your memoirs.

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-What's the big deal?

-Look outside.

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SHOUTING

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-BOTH: Cool!

-Not cool!

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I don't know how we're gonna get to the BAFWAs with that lot!

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You twerps have ruined my big night!

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Wait till I get my hands on you! Come back here!

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Did two small, annoying kids come in here?

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-Greetings, valued customer!

-Yeah, hi, hello. Whatever!

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-Um, have you seen them?

-Certainly! Would you like fries with that?

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Or how about a shake? I'll give you free straws.

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I'm not here for food, I'm looking for two pint-size pains in the butt.

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I'm sorry, I can't discuss other customers.

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It's against company rules.

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What if I make it worth your while? Like, say, order a burger.

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And to go with that?

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Small fries and a cola.

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You mean large fries, milk shake and a side of onion rings?

0:22:510:22:55

-So, have you seen them?

-No. But have a nice day now!

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-You OK?

-Apart from having my future totally ruined, I'm great(!)

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-Where's Mo?

-Not here, obviously, as you're forming proper words.

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I think she's on the phone trying to figure out an exit plan.

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I can't believe I'm gonna miss my first ever award ceremony.

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So you're gonna chuck in the whole night

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cos your famous friend can't make it? That's pathetic.

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You're right. I've been so obsessed with this celebrity thing

0:23:250:23:29

-I've lost track of what's important.

-Please say the free meal.

-No, me.

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And my best friends having a night out on the town!

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But I've blown that.

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Toby's right. You can't look a gift horse in the mouth.

0:23:400:23:44

-Especially if it's been eating garlic.

-So...you'll come?

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-Yay!

-Woo-hoo!

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Hang on, what we gonna do about Mo?

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A-hem!

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-Wow!

-Pretty impressive!

-I'd buy it.

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It's like looking in the mirror!

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I'm not nominated for Best Actress for nothing!

0:24:020:24:04

So, where are they?

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Ladies! You look lovely.

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Please don't make us do this!

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The crime must fit the punishment!

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Mum wanted to ground you but I wanted you to do this.

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BOTH: Sorry, Mo!

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We're sorry but we have to stop the auction for Mo's stuff online

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as we don't actually own them. So please stop bidding. OK?

0:24:270:24:32

Hi, Mum!

0:24:320:24:35

Ben's enjoying this a little bit too much.

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That should win an award for best entertainment value.

0:24:380:24:41

Speaking of awards, we'd better get a move on.

0:24:410:24:43

Who knows who long it will take to get through that lot!

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-Toby, have you got the dress?

-Mm-hmm.

-Good.

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-And you're sure you don't mind babysitting?

-Are you kidding?

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A chance to put my feet up, and hang out with these two gorgeous guys?!

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It'll be a breeze. BABY CRIES

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By the time the paps figure out that you're not me,

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I'll have escaped, dropped the boys off, and the baby, to Ben's house!

0:25:020:25:07

Thank you!

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If you've stolen so much as a toenail clipping from Mo...

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After that performance, I'll be keeping a low profile online

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for...probably, ever.

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And they did give me back all my stuff.

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Apart from the tissue. We just couldn't get that back.

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Mmmmm!

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You know, I really thought I wanted your life.

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And now you don't, cos you've seen fame ain't all it's cracked up to be?

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No, I'm pretty sure I still want it,

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but at least I'll have my friends there for the ride.

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Who else is gonna hold my stuff while I sign autographs?

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C'mon, there's an award with my name on it!

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-Good luck!

-Break a leg.

-Merry Christmas!

0:25:410:25:45

SHOUTING

0:25:450:25:48

The nominations for Best Performance in a Footwear Commercial are -

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MICROPHONE FEEDBACK

0:25:540:25:57

Hilga Heimlich in "Kitten Heels".

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APPLAUSE

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Samuel Swann's upbeat performance in "Flip Flops on a Sunny Day".

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APPLAUSE

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And lastly,

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Dani's moving portrayal of a tired foot finding the perfect slipper.

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APPLAUSE

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And the winner is...

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Dani!

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APPLAUSE

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Oh! Thank you so much! I can't believe it!

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Ever since my first acting role in a fire-drill demo...

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-Uh, that's all we have time for!

-Wh..? I haven't finished yet!

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I just love awards ceremonies! So much pomp and funny clothing!

0:26:450:26:49

-Do you agree, Coordinator Zang?

-I do, Coordinator Zark.

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So, this should make you happy.

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COMPUTER BLEEPS

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-Oh, what's that for?

-An awards ceremony, on our ship.

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-I'm being honoured too!

-What for?

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I've been voted the winner of Most Popular Alien on the Galaxonia.

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But that's this ship.

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Well that is clearly nonsense. I am the most popular alien on this ship.

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I think you'll find I won the vote!

0:27:140:27:16

What vote? On whose authority?

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All right, I admit...

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COMPUTER BLEEPS

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..that I am now, and definitely, the most popular alien onboard!

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'Yes, but who's going to give you your award?!'

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# Sometimes I feel like breaking free

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# Let's lift these chains

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# Let's ride this wave right out to sea

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# I will be...breaking free. #

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E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk

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Dani's old acting friend Mo White visits and turns out to be super-famous, leaving Toby and Sam speechless and starstruck, much to Dani's annoyance. Max and Ben, meanwhile, have a cunning plan to use Mo to help them get rich quick, but their scheme lands them in mega-trouble.