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Ooh, Dani's House. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
SHE CRUNCHES LOUDLY | 0:00:07 | 0:00:09 | |
Could you eat those any louder? | 0:00:09 | 0:00:11 | |
Ooh, I don't know. I'll try. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
SHE CRUNCHES LOUDER | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
Oh, I can. Who knew? | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
Hi, my name's Dani and this is my wonderful... | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
-I'm Sam, -Oi! -..Her best friend. -As I was saying, | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
-I'm her best friend too, Toby. -As I was saying, this is my show... Max! | 0:00:28 | 0:00:33 | |
-That's me. I'm her brother. -Get out of it. -And I'm his best friend, Ben. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:37 | |
As I was saying, my name's Dani and this is my show. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
THEY ALL ARGUE AT ONCE | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
-Hi, out there. My name is... -Dani! | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
Well, you'd think I wouldn't need any help with that by now. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
Sam, could you not interrupt while I'm trying to talk | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
-to these lovely people. -It's about to start. -Bye! | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
-Toby... -It's starting! | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
Ooh, ooh! Come on, you...! | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
-'Orlando Bloom suffered massive...' -Orlando Bloom? | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
Oh, I know. He's fit. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:14 | |
Different kind of fitness there, Toby. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
Why am I watching this? | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
-It's a documentary. -We thought you might want to. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:22 | |
"Top ten fittest guys". | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
"Documentary" makes it sound more educational. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
Guys, this is terrible. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
Tell me about it! Matt Damon down two places. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
BOTH: Ohh! | 0:01:33 | 0:01:34 | |
I hang out with you two way too much. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
-I'm going to watch the match with the guys. -OK. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:41 | |
BOTH: What guys? | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
You know... There's...You Know and...You Know. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:50 | |
Wow. You've got a lot of friends called You Know, don't you? | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
Oh, no. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:55 | |
Is that You Know's brother? | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
I don't think I've got any mates who are guys. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
TOBY RINGS BELL | 0:02:05 | 0:02:06 | |
Good evening, good morning, good afternoon. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
What can I do you for? Apart from that hair. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
Can I get an upgrade for my phone? | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
You know, make it bit more of a guy phone. Uh, | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
ten megapixel... Wi-fi, 3G... Mp3, mp4. All the latest smart... | 0:02:20 | 0:02:27 | |
That's...not an upgrade, that's a brick. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
The I-Brick. They'll be all the rage this time last year. Mark my words. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:37 | |
Um, I'll be a laughing stock. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
LOUD CRASH > | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
Well, there's the I-Shoe. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:43 | |
The I-Plug. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
The Iron. Ha! See what I did there? | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
I put the I in front of the iron to make... No? | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
I want one that doesn't embarrass me and shows me in a good light. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:01 | |
The I-Torch! | 0:03:03 | 0:03:04 | |
I'll take it. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
Guy... Chico... Chicken Drumstick. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:14 | |
You've got a friend called Chicken Drumstick? | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
-OK, I might have made that up. -No(!) | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
-What about the guys you play football with? -Oh, I gave that up. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
Boots kept getting really muddy. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
-What's the big deal? You haven't any guy friends. -Shh, someone might hear. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:30 | |
-Who, like Chicken Drumstick? -Right, d'you know what? | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
I'm rejoining the team, mud or no mud. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
If I leave now I can pick up my kit from the dry cleaners. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
DOOR SLAMS | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
We've gotta do something about this. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:43 | |
Tell me about it... Why? | 0:03:43 | 0:03:47 | |
Because we're his best friends. What if we're to blame? | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
We've taken him out of his natural, | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
guy habitat and raised him as one of our own, | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
like a panda from the Serengeti. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
It's our responsibility to put him back in the jungle | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
before his tale gets shanked by the other amphibians. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
You don't watch many wildlife documentaries, do you? | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
MUSIC: "Little Green Bag" by George Baker Selection | 0:04:07 | 0:04:11 | |
Why are you looking like the cat who ate the cream? | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
I'm not. I'm the cat who ate the cream, the fish and the dead mouse. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:22 | |
Urgh, gross. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
Benny here just brought his new computer game over, | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
-and I literally beat him at his own game. -Yes, I am such a loser. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:32 | |
And the winner gets to order the loser about. Watch this. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
MAX WHISTLES | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
Giddy up, Ben. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:41 | |
Whoa there, horse boy. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:44 | |
Ben, Max isn't better than you. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
You're both equally annoying amoebas. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
In fact you might have the edge. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
Huh? | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
Repeat after me... | 0:04:53 | 0:04:54 | |
I am the better amoeba. I am the better amoeba. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:58 | |
I am the better amoeba. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
I give up. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
Kicking, elbowing, throwing the ball at you. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:14 | |
I'm gonna stick to football as it was meant to be. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
Watched on a plasma screen with a bag of nachos. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
What's going on? | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
You are so going to thank us for this. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
Why is it whenever you say that, I get really nervous? | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
-You're welcome! We... -We're auditioning friends for you! | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
-Sam, that was my news! -We've fly posted the whole area, | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
everybody knows about it. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
Dani's idea. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:40 | |
Dani, what did you write on that poster? | 0:05:42 | 0:05:46 | |
"Toby no-mates needs...mates?" | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
No. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:54 | |
Come on, | 0:05:58 | 0:05:59 | |
they'll be here soon. You can be Simon Cowell, I'll be Dannii. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
-And you can be Sharon! -Why can't I be Dannii? | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
Because your name's Sam? | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
Oh, I see. Just because your name is Dani... COUGH > | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
you automatically have to be... | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
Excuse me, can't you see the judges are arguing here? | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
-Oh yeah, we're meant to do that after the auditions. -Yah. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:17 | |
Let the auditions begin! | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
-So, tell us why you want to be Toby's friend. -Well... | 0:06:22 | 0:06:26 | |
For some reason, none of my mates | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
want to go midnight grave-digging with me. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:33 | |
Next! | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
And then I said to Dad... | 0:06:36 | 0:06:40 | |
"Has Gramps really gone to the great big betting shop in the sky?" | 0:06:40 | 0:06:44 | |
THEY CRY HYSTERICALLY | 0:06:44 | 0:06:45 | |
Next. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
Hi. | 0:06:58 | 0:06:59 | |
BOTH: Hi. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
Ow! | 0:07:02 | 0:07:03 | |
Is it hot in here all of a sudden, or is it just you?... I mean me. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:07 | |
Ow! | 0:07:10 | 0:07:11 | |
What are you going to do for us today, Orlando? Oh, I mean...Jack. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:15 | |
-A soliloquy. -A silly what? | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
"To be...or not to be. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:22 | |
"That is the question. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
"Whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings..." | 0:07:24 | 0:07:28 | |
-BELL RINGS ON MOBILE -Next! | 0:07:28 | 0:07:29 | |
-Why? -What's wrong with him? | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
I want someone to watch football with, not quote Oliver Twist. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
-Hamlet. -Oh, is he next? | 0:07:35 | 0:07:39 | |
Let the battle commence. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
'Three... | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
'Two... | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
'One.' | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
EXPLOSIONS AND GUNFIRE | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
I win. Next. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:51 | |
'Three... Two... | 0:07:54 | 0:07:59 | |
'One.' | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
EXPLOSIONS AND GUNFIRE | 0:08:01 | 0:08:02 | |
I win. Next. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
THINKS: 'I am the better amoeba, | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
'I am the better amoeba. I am the better amoeba.' | 0:08:13 | 0:08:17 | |
COMPUTER: 'Three... | 0:08:17 | 0:08:18 | |
'Two... | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
'One.' | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
EXPLOSIONS AND GUNFIRE | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
I...lose? | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
I won... I won... I won! | 0:08:28 | 0:08:33 | |
I won! I won! | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
I beat you, I won! | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
I CAN beat you. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:42 | |
Just cos you beat me, | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
doesn't mean I've changed. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:48 | |
-HIGH PITCHED VOICE: -Does it? | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
What was wrong with that one? He'd make a great friend. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:57 | |
Uh... Did you see how close his eyes were? | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
Might as well have had one gigantic eye in the middle of his forehead. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:03 | |
Don't you think you're being just a little bit too choosy? | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
I was going for plenty choosy. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
Maybe that's why you can't get any new mates. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
Hey, I can get new mates, OK? | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
It's just, a girl can't choose a guy's mates for him, | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
otherwise they'd all be called Johnny or Brad or Orlando. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:21 | |
Don't diss the Orlando! | 0:09:21 | 0:09:25 | |
-Sorry. -Accepted. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
Look, OK, I'm a guy. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:32 | |
Oh! Oww, that hurt. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
Good timing. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:35 | |
A girl can't choose a guy's mates, OK? | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
Ha, ha! Missed! | 0:09:42 | 0:09:43 | |
Oh! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:44 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
-Co-ordinator Zarg, what is a guy? -A guy is a species of human | 0:09:49 | 0:09:54 | |
that can often be found, for example, | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
loudly expelling vile gases known as farts. Why? | 0:09:57 | 0:10:01 | |
-No reason. -ZARK FARTS | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
I'm guessing I must be a guy. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:08 | |
-Girls can't choose a guy's mates? -She's still slightly fuming | 0:10:12 | 0:10:16 | |
over Toby's earlier comment. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
We tried to help Toby and it didn't work, we should leave him to it now | 0:10:18 | 0:10:22 | |
and just moo-oove on. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
You're not really moo-ooving on, are you? | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
I'll take that as a no. Look, Dani, we can't force a friend on Toby. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:34 | |
The whole point of making friends is the unexpected. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
-One burger surprise, please. -One burger surprise! | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
Oh, and can you hold the gherkin? | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
One burger surprise, hold the gherkin! | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
And can I add cheese to that, please? | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
One burger surprise, hold the gherkin, add cheese. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:57 | |
Oh, and onions. Sorry. Almost forgot the onions. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
One burger surprise, hold the gherkin, add cheese, | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
don't forget the onion. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:04 | |
That will be £79, miss. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
Uh, but it says 79p in here. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
Surprise! Cracks me up every time. Heh! Heh! Heh! | 0:11:10 | 0:11:14 | |
-I told you, I let you win. -Yeah, right, oink, flap, oink, flap. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:22 | |
-What? -The sound of pigs flying. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
Oh! I'm smart! | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
No, you're not...sort of thing. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:34 | |
Fish food. Pond life. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
What? | 0:11:50 | 0:11:51 | |
Have you seen Toby? | 0:11:53 | 0:11:54 | |
What? Have I got something on my nose or something? | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
Oh...right. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
You breathe a word of this | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
to Toby and it'll be the last word you breathe to anyone. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
-OK. -OK. -Pick that up. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
Is there something different about you? | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
-HIGH PITCHED VOICE: -No. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:23 | |
What you said to me about being a better amoeba than Max | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
turned me into a lean, mean, fighting machine. Watch. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
Max? HE WHISTLES | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
To your room, giddy up. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:37 | |
How do I look? | 0:12:39 | 0:12:40 | |
-You look great. -Superb. -Fantastic. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
-Who is he? -I have no idea. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
So Toby doesn't think girls can find mates for a guy. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:50 | |
Well, surprise! He is never gonna recognise me. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:55 | |
-Dani? -Well, when I said never... | 0:12:55 | 0:12:59 | |
Oh, sorry, I thought you were Dani. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
Never. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
All right? How's it going? | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
It's going OK, I think. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
You're here for the auditions, right? Trust me, | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
you haven't missed much. Bunch of losers. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
Yeah, losers. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
Sorry, um... Toby. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
And you are...? | 0:13:33 | 0:13:34 | |
Daa... Dan. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
Nice to meet you, Daa-aan. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
Say, I don't suppose you're a footy fan? | 0:13:47 | 0:13:50 | |
Am I? I watch it, I play it, I eat it. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
-All right, maybe I don't eat it. -Who do you support? -Oh, er... | 0:13:53 | 0:13:59 | |
You know, the ones that play in that lovely salmon pinky colour...get me? | 0:13:59 | 0:14:03 | |
-TOBY LAUGHS -You're a funny guy! | 0:14:03 | 0:14:07 | |
(Oww!) | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
Why do male humans feel the need to punch one another, like this? | 0:14:10 | 0:14:15 | |
Search me. Thank goodness we evolved from such primitive behaviour, eh? | 0:14:15 | 0:14:21 | |
Ow, that hurt. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:24 | |
Well... Just replace it. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
Oh! I'd forgotten we had spares. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:31 | |
Use the flank! | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
-Oh, come off it, ref! -Oh yeah, come off it, ref. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
Why's he coming off it again? | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
Ha, ha! You're a really funny guy. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:54 | |
So, er, when's the interval then? | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
Interval? | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
-Oh, half-time? -Yeah, that as...well. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:02 | |
Oh, come on! What was that? My nan could do better than that. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:07 | |
Yeah...and my little brother an-and the baby from hell. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:11 | |
-Toby, have you seen Dani anywhere? -Oh! | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
-Oh! No! -Toby? | 0:15:14 | 0:15:18 | |
Toby? | 0:15:18 | 0:15:19 | |
Planet Earth to Toby? | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
Toby! | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
'Planet Earth to Toby' | 0:15:24 | 0:15:25 | |
Planet Eboonerastawis to Toby. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
'Oh, Sam.' | 0:15:33 | 0:15:34 | |
Oh, yes! It worked! Oh, ho! | 0:15:34 | 0:15:38 | |
-Have you seen Dani? -I think I heard her come in earlier. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:44 | |
Oh, Sam. This is a new mate of mine...who I found myself. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:49 | |
-Sam, meet Dan...the man. -Oh. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
Nice to meet you, Dan the...man. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:56 | |
Yeah. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:57 | |
-Nice to meet you, like...darlin'. -DANI BURPS | 0:15:57 | 0:16:02 | |
Ha, ha! You're mad, you are. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
-He's mad, he is. -He is, isn't he? | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
So...Dan. You're a local...boy? | 0:16:07 | 0:16:11 | |
Yeah...could say that... like...bruv. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:17 | |
And he likes football, although he obviously doesn't play it, or... | 0:16:17 | 0:16:21 | |
-Go to matches... -Kick the ball in the thing! -..Just like me. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
-Oh, I can't wait for Dani to meet him. -No, neither can I. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:30 | |
So I can rub her nose in it. That I found a friend without her help. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
-Why don't I go get her now? -No! | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
I mean, no. I mean...go to the shops to...buy hair gel, | 0:16:36 | 0:16:41 | |
that's what I'm going to do. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
-Well, Toby can lend you some, can't you Tobes? -Tobes? | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
-Bye! -What? But... Oh. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:51 | |
I wanted to prove Dani wrong. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
Oh, trust me, Dani would have been beside herself to have met "Dan". | 0:16:56 | 0:17:01 | |
-BOTH: Ah! It's Dani. -'I know...' | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
Sam said not to...but it worked, I proved Toby wrong. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:11 | |
Girls can find mates for guys and Toby's none the wiser. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
Actually, Toby's always none the wiser. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
-All right! I won't tell. -What's wrong with you? | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
You caved in quicker than one of Mum's souffles. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:27 | |
Just, now that Ben can whup me, I've lost that X-factor | 0:17:27 | 0:17:31 | |
that makes me Max. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
So now you're just M-A. Ma. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:38 | |
-HIGH PITCHED VOICE: -I'm Ma. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
I'm sure it's not as bad as that. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
Max, I need a piggy back > | 0:17:44 | 0:17:45 | |
to the toilet... Now! > | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
Please, you gotta help me beat him. He's a nightmare. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:52 | |
Hmm. Let me think. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
Hmm... | 0:17:54 | 0:17:55 | |
No. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:56 | |
I'm your big sister, Max, and this is for big sisters everywhere, | 0:17:56 | 0:18:00 | |
that have to put up with babysitting their kid brother. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:05 | |
Say I'm smarter than you. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
-Gimme back my money, I know you stole it. -How dare you? | 0:18:07 | 0:18:11 | |
This is so not over, Dani. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
Snooze, ya lose. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
Give me all your birthday presents. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
-Fire! -Argh! | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
SQUELCH | 0:18:22 | 0:18:23 | |
Max! | 0:18:26 | 0:18:29 | |
So, no. There's no way I'm going to look you | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
in your eyes and tell you you're a better amoeba. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
Ah-ha! You did it. I'm the better amoeba now. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:39 | |
Hey, Dani, what's that? | 0:18:39 | 0:18:40 | |
Ow! | 0:18:40 | 0:18:41 | |
Yes! I've got it back. I'm gonna WHUP Ben! | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
I can't believe I fell for the oldest trick in the book. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
'Three... | 0:18:56 | 0:18:57 | |
'Two... | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
'One.' | 0:18:59 | 0:19:00 | |
HEAVY GUNFIRE | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
-She must be around here somewhere. -Yeah, but where? | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
Oh, there you are. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:18 | |
Ah, we've been looking everywhere for you, DAN-i. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:22 | |
I, uh, had some important stuff to do. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
Which I can't think of right now. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
Really! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:31 | |
Are you OK? | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
-Did you forget to swallow a textbook today or something? -I'm fine. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:37 | |
-No more Dan, OK, Dan? -OK. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
Oh! Did I tell you? I've got a new friend. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
A real top geezer. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:46 | |
-I wouldn't stake my lunch on it. -He sounds great, Tobes. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:50 | |
Why is everyone calling me Tobes all of a sudden? | 0:19:50 | 0:19:54 | |
Anyway, I've proved I can find my own friends who I've met myself. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:58 | |
I'm right, you're wrong. I rest my case. Thank you very much... | 0:19:58 | 0:20:02 | |
Goodnight, although it's not. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
OK, well I'm glad that's all sorted then, the end! | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
The end? Is it me or was that a little...short? | 0:20:07 | 0:20:12 | |
Must be the monitor. Needs...fine tuning. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
So. Where's this "friend" of yours then? | 0:20:22 | 0:20:25 | |
I don't know, OK? But I'm not making him up. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:28 | |
Sam saw him, didn't you, Sam? | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
Oh, yes. I would recognise that face anywhere. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
So Sam, "saw" him did "she"? | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
Yes! And stop making bunny rabbit ears at me. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:41 | |
"Fine". | 0:20:41 | 0:20:42 | |
Right. I'm gonna find him. And when I do, | 0:20:43 | 0:20:47 | |
I'm gonna prove you so wrong. Again. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
And that really will be the end. Goodnight. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:53 | |
Even though it still isn't. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
Oh, yes! What? | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
Can I help ya? | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
I'm looking for a missing person. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:13 | |
A new friend that could have been a really good mate. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:17 | |
Does he look like this? | 0:21:17 | 0:21:19 | |
No. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
This? | 0:21:21 | 0:21:22 | |
No. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:23 | |
-What about this? -No! | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
Well if you find them, can you let me know? | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
I'm running out of business here, fast. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
Oi! | 0:21:30 | 0:21:31 | |
One last question. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
Have you seen these? | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
Can't remember where I put 'em. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
I left 'em ere somewhere, where are they? | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
Ah! | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
The whole idea, if you can remember, was to find Toby a friend, a guy. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:48 | |
-And I have. -But you're the guy. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:51 | |
How's he going to feel when he finds out his new footie mate's just been | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
-stretchered off into thin air? -I was only trying to help. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:58 | |
Maybe I should do something. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:00 | |
No. His two non-imaginary friends should. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:04 | |
OK? | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
OK. Why are you always right, anyway? | 0:22:08 | 0:22:11 | |
Because I am. You should know that by now. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
GUNFIRE | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
BOTH: Yes! | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
Oh. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
I win... Again. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:27 | |
BEN LAUGHS CRAZILY | 0:22:27 | 0:22:31 | |
THEY BOTH LAUGH | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
I don't even know why we're laughing. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:37 | |
Couldn't find Dan anywhere. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
-COUGH -Oh, Dan! | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
Alright, bruv? 'Ow's it going? | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
Surprisingly brilliantly. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
Oh, um... Come with me. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:54 | |
Dani! Oh, Dani! | 0:22:54 | 0:22:57 | |
She's is going to get the surprise of her life | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
when I show her that you're as real as the day you were born. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
-Oh, is that the time? I've gotta go home. -Where? | 0:23:02 | 0:23:06 | |
-Australia. -Wow. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
That's some bus journey. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
Immigrating. That's what I came back to tell you. Nice meeting you, mate. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:16 | |
Laters. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
Oh, I know what this is. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:23 | |
-Penny's finally dropped. -Here we go. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
It's Dani, isn't it? | 0:23:28 | 0:23:29 | |
Yeah, she scared you away. Just to prove I can't find my own friends. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:35 | |
Nothing gets past me. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
No. Listen. I wouldn't say that. And just off the record, | 0:23:38 | 0:23:42 | |
Dani meant well, and she's a really good friend. And she's talented | 0:23:42 | 0:23:46 | |
and she's funny... So I hear. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
Oh, give me your number and I'll add it to my contact list. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:53 | |
Uhh... I don't have a mobile. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:57 | |
DANI'S MOBILE RINGS | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
Would you believe me if I said that was a radio? | 0:23:59 | 0:24:03 | |
Oh, | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
don't mind me. I'm just...calling Dani. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:08 | |
-MOBILE STOPS RINGING -You think I'm stupid, don't you? | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
You stole Dani's phone, Dan. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
-Ow! -Sam! | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
Ow! | 0:24:18 | 0:24:19 | |
Just so I'm clear on this... There was no Dan, was there? | 0:24:21 | 0:24:26 | |
I'm sorry, Toby. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
-Sam was right. -Thank you! | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
It doesn't matter if you haven't got any friends that are guys. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:35 | |
Louder. I don't think everybody heard(!) | 0:24:35 | 0:24:37 | |
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY FRIENDS THAT ARE GUYS! | 0:24:37 | 0:24:42 | |
-Happy? -Happy. -No, not happy. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:47 | |
I still haven't got any mates while you guys are...Orlando Blooming. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:53 | |
An 'ahh' would have been nice. | 0:24:57 | 0:24:58 | |
BOTH: Ahh. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
'Thank you.' | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
BOTH: You're welcome. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
That's it. You're the better amoeba than me. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:09 | |
You're the brains of this outfit now | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
and I'm never going to play another computer game as long as I live. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
I'm going to start by chucking this away. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
-Actually, that's my game you're about to throw away. -Oh. Sorry. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:22 | |
Do you want me to piggy-back you home again? | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
Nah. My feet have kinda forgotten what the ground feels like. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:29 | |
Maybe I should... | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 | |
-No! -But what if I...? -No! You've done enough interfering for one show. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:52 | |
He's out in the wild. Just let nature take its course. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
OK. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
No! | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
Duck! | 0:25:59 | 0:26:00 | |
-Hey. -Hey. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
Do you fancy a game? | 0:26:11 | 0:26:12 | |
Hey, I'm really good at this. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:20 | |
Nah, I'm really bad at this. I lost against myself. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
Whatever. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:26 | |
-How do you jump over the shooting treasures? -Pull the donkey's tail. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:31 | |
-'Eee-aw!' -Ha, ha! | 0:26:33 | 0:26:36 | |
Eee-aw! Eee-aw! Eee-aw-ways says that! | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
-I suppose you've got lots of mates' names in your mobile. -Yeah. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:44 | |
Why don't you make up names and add them to your contact list? | 0:26:44 | 0:26:48 | |
That is genius. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:50 | |
Hey, guys, | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
nice to see you "hanging" together. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:54 | |
Is that a donkey's tail? | 0:26:54 | 0:26:56 | |
BOTH: Eee-aw, eee-aw, eee-aw-ways says that! | 0:26:56 | 0:26:59 | |
Wow, it's like having Max in stereo. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:03 | |
BOTH: Eee-aw, eee-aw, eee-aw-ways says that! | 0:27:03 | 0:27:06 | |
Guys, that is really annoying. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
BOTH: EEE-AW, EEE-AW, eee-aw-ways says that! | 0:27:09 | 0:27:12 | |
Another fine show, co-ordinator. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:22 | |
So, it would appear humans need to find their own friends. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:25 | |
Rather than be artificially stuck together. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:29 | |
In a confined space. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:32 | |
Light-year after light-year. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:34 | |
-THEY BOTH SCREAM -Let me out! | 0:27:35 | 0:27:38 | |
# Sometimes I feel like breaking free | 0:27:38 | 0:27:44 | |
# Let's slip these chains | 0:27:44 | 0:27:46 | |
# Let's rock this wave right out to sea | 0:27:46 | 0:27:51 | |
# I will be... | 0:27:51 | 0:27:56 | |
# Breaking free. # | 0:27:56 | 0:27:58 |