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What is that you're writing, Co-ordinator Zark? | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
It's a postcard, Co-ordinator Zang. | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
Humans send them to loved ones during long spells away from home. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:10 | |
I thought I'd let my friends know how the mission was going. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
Have you written anything about me? | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
Maybe. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
-Really? -Maybe. | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
-Can I see? -I've not finished yet. -Let me see! -No! -Yes! -No! | 0:00:21 | 0:00:25 | |
No! Let go! | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
Who's that meant to be? | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
Captain Sucky? | 0:00:30 | 0:00:34 | |
Hi, my name's Dani, and this is my wonderful... | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
-I'm Sam. -Oi! -Her best friend. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
As I was saying... | 0:00:42 | 0:00:43 | |
I'm her best friend too, Toby. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
As I was saying, this is my show. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
-Max! -That's me! I'm her brother. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
-Get out of it. -And I'm his best friend, Ben. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
As I was saying, my name's Dani and this is my show. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
ALL: It's not your show! It's my show! | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
Where are they? They've got to be here somewhere. Oh! | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
Max's pants! Oh, gross! | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
Have you ever had a day where it feels like the world is against you? | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
I woke up excited about this afternoon's big audition | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
and here I am, up to my elbows in underwear. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
-DOORBELL -I don't have time for this. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
We were just going to the movies and we thought we'd pop in | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
-and wish you good luck. -Go, Dani! Go, Dani! Go, Dani! Go, Dani! Go... | 0:01:29 | 0:01:34 | |
Did I really just do that? | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
Let's never speak of it again. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
Are you OK? You look a bit fed up. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
Fed up, down, depressed, forlorn. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
I'd be miserable too if I'd been reading the dictionary. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
How could you possibly be miserable after Toby's cheerleading? | 0:01:50 | 0:01:54 | |
We agreed never to mention it. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
I thought you'd be excited about your big audition. | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
-I don't think I'm going to go. -What happened? | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
Something terrible - I've lost my lucky socks! | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
DRAMATIC MUSIC | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
Oh, sorry, got that ringtone set a bit loud. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:12 | |
I'll call them back, it's a business contact | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
wanting to discuss a major new... | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
My mum wants to know if I'll be back for tea. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
So, lucky socks. Care to explain? | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
I've worn them to every successful audition I've ever had. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
-Are you attached to that finger? -Obviously. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
I'm just saying, you know, magic socks. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
-They're not magic, they're lucky, there's a difference. -Sure there is. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:36 | |
-Toby, Dani isn't mad. -Thank you, Sam. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
She's just completely deluded! | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
The idea that an inanimate object could bring good or bad luck | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
is just superstitious nonsense. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
Translation, please. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
Fine, stand and trade notes why I'm losing the plot, | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
I'll look for them myself. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
-Have you called the police? -Yeah! | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
Like the police have a missing socks hotline! | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
Welcome to Sock Watch, the show that aims to solve | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
all your sock-related crime, wherever it strikes. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
I'm Jennifer Pancake. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:11 | |
-And I'm Nicholas Waffle. -If your socks have been damaged, stolen | 0:03:11 | 0:03:15 | |
or verbally abused we can help. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
-Here's Nicholas with today's missing sock report. -Thanks, Jen. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
It's Jennifer. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
Police are desperately hunting a pair of socks, said to be size 3-6, | 0:03:23 | 0:03:27 | |
knitted and pink in colour. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
They have issued this image of the missing pair. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
-Thanks, Nick. -It's Nicholas. -If you think you can help, | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
please call on this number. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
Becoming prize kings was one of the best things we've ever done, Ben. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:49 | |
I can't believe how good you are with competition questions. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:53 | |
I can't help being brilliant. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
Look at all this great stuff we've won. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
Wow! I... WE couldn't have won it without you. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:02 | |
-Please don't touch my... I mean, our prizes. -Sorry, Max. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:07 | |
Hope your brilliant brain's feeling well-oiled to win us more prizes. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:12 | |
We've got a lot of work to do. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
I have to find my lucky socks. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:16 | |
-Where are they? -OK, think - where did you have them last? | 0:04:16 | 0:04:21 | |
Well done. You win the prize for asking the most unhelpful question. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
Somebody had to ask sooner or later, it's the law. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
We need to find those socks by a process of elimination. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
I'll enter the data into my computer | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
and run an algorithm detailing all the possible locations. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
I don't have time for the nerd approach, Sam! | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
No offence. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
None taken. Nerdishness is very in this season. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
Right, I have an hour before I need to leave. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
If we're gonna find these socks, we need to search from top to bottom. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:50 | |
Bottom! We'll check the den. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
Co-ordinator Zang, what is luck? | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
It is a force that acts for good or bad in a being's life, | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
shaping situations, events or opportunities. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
Some foolish beings attach luck to everyday objects. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:08 | |
In my opinion it doesn't even exist. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
Right, so some object, like, say, this big red button, | 0:05:10 | 0:05:15 | |
could be either good or bad luck. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
Be careful! That button controls our gyroscopic stabiliser. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
So, I guess it would be pretty unlucky if I pressed it? | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
It would be suicidal. We would lose orbit and disintegrate. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:28 | |
-That would make it an unlucky button? -No. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
So, it's a lucky button? | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
No! Yes! No! | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
It's just a button! Please, come away from it. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
Fine! OK, whatever! | 0:05:38 | 0:05:42 | |
'Warning! Atmospheric disintegration imminent!' | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
Prepare for vaporisation! | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
Let's go again, that was fun! | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
-We could have been vaporised! -You were loving it! | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
Loving it, Co-ordinator? This is me loving something. | 0:05:56 | 0:06:00 | |
And this is what I was doing! | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
-Your name Max? -Do I look like a Max? | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
I dunno! It could be short for Maxine, Maximina, Maxette. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
-Max is my brother. -Well, I've got a delivery for him. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
-A year's supply of dog food. -But we don't have a dog! | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
My dog food's here! Yes! | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
Congratulations, young man! Courtesy of Barky Boy Gourmet Dog Grub. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:32 | |
Why do you keep doing competitions to win stuff you don't need? | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
You're just jealous cos the only thing you nearly won | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
was the World's Biggest Loser competition, | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
and even then you only came third! | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
That's gotta hurt. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:44 | |
Hello! Private conversation, yeah? | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
Just drop the dog food round the front, my good man. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
Max, have you seen my socks? | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
Have you tried the end of your legs? | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
You'd better not have eaten my socks, monkey face. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
Guess there's only one way to find out... | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
time for a nappy change. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
DRAMATIC MUSIC | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
Co-ordinator, what is a nappy? | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
Absorbent underwear worn by a human infant. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
A human nappy is one of the most potent stenches in the universe. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:23 | |
Can't be worse than the armpit secretions | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
of the Oltraksian Arcoblat. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
-Oh, yes, they can. -Smellier than the gassiest emissions of the air-filled | 0:07:27 | 0:07:31 | |
tanga-tanga five? | 0:07:31 | 0:07:32 | |
-Considerably so. -Smellier than... | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
Co-ordinator, do you intend to go through | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
the entire A to Z of galactic smells? | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
But I haven't even got to the farting fish of Floodraxias Prime. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:43 | |
Dani's socks have to be here somewhere. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
I want to know what you're doing. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
We're looking for a pair of socks? | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
-Right. -And what's the one thing we know about socks? | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
In 18th century BC they were made from matted animal hair? | 0:07:56 | 0:08:00 | |
That they smell! | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
So I'm using my head and following my nose. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:07 | |
Ow! | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
I just fished through a full nappy for nothing. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
Did you find anything down there? | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
Dozen dead woodlice, a piece of chewing gum... | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
oh, and this pirate's leg. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
That's not a pirate's leg, it's the wooden leg of the table. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
If you're going to be believe in socks... | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
you might as well believe in the tooth fairy. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
Oh, yeah? If the tooth fairy isn't real, | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
who left all those pound coins under my pillow? | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
The magical pillow-dwelling money mouse. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
Ah! Of course! | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
Look, Dani, you've got a big audition, | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
you're nervous, I understand, | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
but you can't back out just because a pair of socks go missing. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
-Oh! -No. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:49 | |
No! So, what you're saying is I need some new lucky charms | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
and then everything will be fine? | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
-I meant more that you have to believe you can. -I'll be right back. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:58 | |
Are you still giving away novelty lucky charms with a Jolly Meal? | 0:09:00 | 0:09:04 | |
-Yes, Madam. -Can you buy the lucky charms separately? | 0:09:04 | 0:09:08 | |
That would be against company policy as laid down by | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
the Happy Big Burger Corporate Chart. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
If you want a lucky charm, you have to buy a Jolly Meal, | 0:09:13 | 0:09:18 | |
-like everyone else. -How many lucky charms are there to collect? | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
15. How many more do you need to complete your collection? | 0:09:21 | 0:09:25 | |
15. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
Oh, so that's 15 Jolly Meals is it, Madam? | 0:09:27 | 0:09:31 | |
I suppose I don't actually have to eat them. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
Oh, yes, you do, young lady! | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
I'm not letting good food go to waste! Mmm, bon appetit! | 0:09:36 | 0:09:41 | |
Complete the sentence in no more than 15 words. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
Softy Silk Handcream is the housewife's choice because... | 0:09:45 | 0:09:50 | |
Because, er... something, something, oranges, something. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:55 | |
Try again. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
Because it keeps my hands as moist and supple as the day I was born. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:02 | |
Perfect! | 0:10:02 | 0:10:03 | |
Next one. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
In less than 25 words | 0:10:09 | 0:10:10 | |
say why you deserve an all-expenses paid weekend on a working farm. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:14 | |
Because I know that eggs come from hens, milk comes from cows | 0:10:14 | 0:10:18 | |
and I want to know which animal lemonade comes from. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
Try again, Ben. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:22 | |
Because the bright colours of the countryside make me feel so alive. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:27 | |
Ben, you're a natural. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
How can you be so good at this and so completely unique | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
the rest of the time? | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
My parents say I've got a very unusual brain. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
Look at all these amazing treasures! | 0:10:37 | 0:10:41 | |
The grandfather clock, sink plunger, subscription to Potato Monthly, | 0:10:41 | 0:10:45 | |
musical oven glove, huge vat of anti-baldness lotion. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:49 | |
Which is working a treat on my legs! | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
Looking good, Ben! | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
What about this? Shall we put this in the bin? | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
I can't imagine we'd want it. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
Not want it? That's the Mega Five Billion Total Reality Gaming Chair! | 0:10:58 | 0:11:04 | |
-Ben, you've found the ultimate competition prize! -I have? | 0:11:04 | 0:11:09 | |
Built-in surround sound speakers, made from form-fitting memory foam, | 0:11:09 | 0:11:14 | |
dispenses liquid food from a pipe. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
It even deals with your poos! | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
-That's my kind of chair. -And with your help, I'm... | 0:11:19 | 0:11:23 | |
We're gonna win it! | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
DRAMATIC ORGAN MUSIC | 0:11:25 | 0:11:29 | |
-Ah ha ha! -I'm going solo on this one, Ben. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
Sorry, Max. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
DRAMATIC ORGAN MUSIC | 0:11:33 | 0:11:34 | |
Ah ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha! | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
Ah ha ha ha! | 0:11:37 | 0:11:38 | |
Who'd have though it? There is such a thing as too much junk food. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:42 | |
What is that round your neck? | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
My new lucky charms. My lucky four-leafed clover, | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
my lucky horseshoe, my lucky rabbit's foot. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
Not so lucky for the rabbit. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
I need to test if these are actually lucky. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
Oh! Here, toss a coin, heads or tails? | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
-See whether your good luck's back. -Good thinking! | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
Those charms won't make any difference. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
Tossing a coin is about averages, not luck. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
-Heads or tails? -Tails never fails. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
You've got a 50/50 chance of getting it right, | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
luck has nothing to do with it. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
-You were close! -How close? -Heads. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
How close can you be? | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
Second time lucky. Heads this time. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
Ow! Toby, you got my eye! | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
There's clearly nothing lucky about any of this rubbish. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:26 | |
Without my socks I'm never going to be lucky again! | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
SMASH! | 0:12:30 | 0:12:31 | |
Oh! Not for at least seven years. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
BELL | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
I need you to fix this. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:43 | |
-Why? It's a lovely picture frame. -But it's meant to be a mirror. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:47 | |
Oh! | 0:12:47 | 0:12:48 | |
Well, mirror repairs don't come cheap, Missy, | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
but I'll see what I can do. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
Here we are, all fixed. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:57 | |
Ooh! | 0:13:14 | 0:13:15 | |
Gotcha! | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
Well, that's the mirror sorted then. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
It's a miracle we got it finished | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
with you checking out your reflection. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
I can't rely on you to tell me how good I'm looking. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
-What happened? -Yeah, you look really...blue! | 0:13:34 | 0:13:39 | |
I was so busy worrying about my missing socks | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
that I walked under a ladder and a bucket of paint fell on me. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
I couldn't see so I tripped over a black cat, | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
and then a magpie flew by and spat on me. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
-Maybe you were right about the socks. -I'm a bad luck magnet. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
Don't you see? You're in such a state | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
that you're causing all this bad luck for yourself. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
You have to get ready for your audition. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
I'm not going out there! What if a tin of paint falls on my head again? | 0:14:00 | 0:14:04 | |
You can use my umbrella. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
Toby, it's sunny outside - why do you have a brolly? | 0:14:06 | 0:14:10 | |
The hair must be protected. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:11 | |
Oh, no! Opening an umbrella is really bad luck! | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
Oh, no! | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
So, this is what the humans call an umbrella? | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
But what can it be used for, Co-ordinator? | 0:14:23 | 0:14:27 | |
It is a shield to protect from harsh overhead conditions. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:31 | |
Rain, sunshine, falling pianos. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:36 | |
Humans consider it bad luck to open one indoors. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:39 | |
Why? | 0:14:39 | 0:14:40 | |
Like so much the humans do, I find it utterly baffling. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:45 | |
I mean, what could possibly be bad luck about doing this? | 0:14:45 | 0:14:51 | |
Gotcha! | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
One of these days, Co-ordinator! | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
One of these days... | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
Toby, what have you done? | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
-It was an accident. -You know what this means?! | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
Yes. Now I'm doomed too. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
Great! Now they've both had it. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
It's tough being the smartest person in the show. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
We heard that. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
Good morning. There's a face I haven't seen before. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:26 | |
Have you got anything to help my friend relax? | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
She's too tense to leave the house. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
Is it a soothing mineral face pack? | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
It's a bucket of mud from the garden. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
If she won't go outside, why not let the outside come to her? | 0:15:37 | 0:15:43 | |
Come on, Ben! Think! In 25 words or less, tell me why | 0:15:45 | 0:15:50 | |
the Mega Five Billion Total Reality Gaming Chair | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
is the ultimate video game accessory. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
Because it won't give you chickenpox...probably? | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
Try again. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
The Mega Five Billion Total Reality Gaming Chair | 0:16:00 | 0:16:04 | |
is the ultimate video game accessory cos...? | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
-It hardly ever collapses when you sit on it? -What's wrong with you? | 0:16:06 | 0:16:11 | |
We finally find something I - WE want - and you fall to pieces. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
You're putting too much pressure on me, I'm really freaking out! | 0:16:14 | 0:16:19 | |
Take deep breaths, let your subconscious do the thinking. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
I've gone blank. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
Ben, I wish I knew what went on in that brain of yours. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:29 | |
WIND BLOWS | 0:16:29 | 0:16:33 | |
I think I've got that writer's block thing. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
Then we'll have to get your brain unblocked, | 0:16:35 | 0:16:38 | |
even if it means I have to use this! | 0:16:38 | 0:16:42 | |
What happened to the rest of the Dalek? | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
Come on, Dani, you've got to get ready for your audition. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:48 | |
If I leave this house I'll probably get hit by a bus. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
You're being silly. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:55 | |
What if we stay here and a bus comes crashing through the wall? | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
Guys! There's as much chance of a bus crashing through that wall | 0:16:55 | 0:17:00 | |
as there is the sofa turning into a giant walrus and eating you. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
There is? | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
This is ridiculous! Luck is nothing but statistics. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
I'll enter the data from a coin toss into my scientific calculator. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:13 | |
Strange, it won't turn on. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
-Maybe it needs new batteries. -It's never done this before. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:21 | |
What a spot of bad luck. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
You're telling me, this is my lucky calculator... I mean, er... | 0:17:23 | 0:17:27 | |
You have a lucky calculator? | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
It has sentimental value, been in my family for years. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:33 | |
-How many years? -Four, but it's the calculator I've always used | 0:17:33 | 0:17:37 | |
when I've done really well in an exam. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
So, in other words, Little Miss There's No Such Thing As Luck, | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
that's your lucky charm. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
Don't be silly. I told you, I don't believe in luck. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
What are these? | 0:17:49 | 0:17:50 | |
-They're nothing. -Are these lucky gonks? -No. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
They've even got nametags... Lucky Lucille, Calm Keith. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:57 | |
Face it, Sam, you're every bit superstitious as we are. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:02 | |
OK, I admit it! | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
Maybe I'm slightly superstitious but I'll do anything to pass those exams, | 0:18:04 | 0:18:08 | |
even if it means putting my faith in lucky gonks. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
So why bang on about statistics? | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
Cos I didn't want you missing your big audition over some silly socks. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
Doesn't matter now anyway because we're all jinxed. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:20 | |
Great, now we're stuck on this sofa for ever. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:24 | |
Please don't let it be forever. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
How long's it been now, dear? | 0:18:31 | 0:18:35 | |
67 years, dear. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
Say it again, dear. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
I said we've been on the sofa 67 years, dear. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:46 | |
That's nice, dear. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
I'm 84 years old, dear. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
We're all 84 years old, dear. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
So am I, dear, and I've still got my own teeth. | 0:18:54 | 0:19:00 | |
Do you think it's safe to get off the sofa yet, dear? | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
Let's leave it a little while longer, dear, | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
there's no need to be ha-a-a-sty. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:11 | |
Ben, according to this largely informative book you can | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
banish writer's block by playing a simple game of word association. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:23 | |
What's that? | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
It's when I say a word and you say the first thing | 0:19:25 | 0:19:28 | |
that comes into your head. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:29 | |
-OK? -OK. -Ambulance. -Sausages. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:33 | |
-Sausages? -Ambulance. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
How do you go from ambulance to sausages? | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
I know someone who burnt himself on a sausage | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
-and had to be taken to hospital. -Who was that? -Me. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:44 | |
Look, when I say something, you say the first thing you think of. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
-Got it? -Got it. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
-Aeroplane. -The first thing you think of. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
No! So... | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
Needle. I think I'm getting it now, Max. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
-Cabbages. -Motorbikes. | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
-Crash helmet. -Cucumber. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
Oh! | 0:20:01 | 0:20:02 | |
Can we play a game, Co-ordinator Zang? | 0:20:06 | 0:20:08 | |
I've had enough of your games. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:09 | |
-Ple-e-ease! -Which did you have in mind? | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
Flush Co-ordinator Zang out of the airlock | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
or smack Co-ordinator Zang in the face with a gremlish pie? | 0:20:14 | 0:20:18 | |
It's new. Surprise Co-ordinator Zang with a secret trapdoor. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:23 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:20:23 | 0:20:26 | |
I win! | 0:20:25 | 0:20:26 | |
Best of three? | 0:20:27 | 0:20:28 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:20:32 | 0:20:36 | |
-Don't answer it. -It's only going to be something bad. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
-Don't do it, Dani. -What if they've found my socks? | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
How would they know they're your socks? | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
They've got my name and address written on the inside. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
-Dani! -Dani, stop! -I have to. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
You scared me half to death! | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
Blame your brother, he won this down the Executive Taxidermy Services. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:05 | |
-Enjoy yourself, darlin'. -Excuse me! | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
I was talking to the bear. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
How is Max winning all this stuff? Every day there are new prizes. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:16 | |
-How long has this been going on for? -Last couple of weeks, at least. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
-And when did you last see your lucky socks? -About a couple of weeks ago. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:24 | |
You don't think... | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
MAX! I'm coming for you, you filthy sock thief!! | 0:21:27 | 0:21:31 | |
In the studio with us now is Mrs A from Leicestershire, | 0:21:33 | 0:21:37 | |
who is a victim of a truly socking crime. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:40 | |
Oh, so funny! | 0:21:42 | 0:21:43 | |
-Mrs A, thank you for coming. -Thank you, Nick. -It's Nicholas. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:47 | |
-Now, you have requested that we protect your identity. -That's right. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:51 | |
Can you please tell us what happened to you on the evening of June 14th? | 0:21:51 | 0:21:55 | |
I was in my garden, feeding my giant squid, when I heard | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
-a strange noise from inside the house. -Go on. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
My husband, Mr A, he went inside and there was this strange man | 0:22:00 | 0:22:04 | |
trying on our socks. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
He must have been wearing six or seven pairs simultaneously. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:09 | |
That must have been very distressing for you. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
My husband asked him what he was doing | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
and he just slithered up the chimney, | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
still wearing our socks, and vanished. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
What have you done for socks since? | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
I've been using bags of frozen peas! | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
I've got one! I've got a slogan! | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
Come on! Don't keep it to yourself. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
-Spill the beans. -What beans? -Just tell me the slogan. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
The Mega Five Billion Total Reality Gaming Chair | 0:22:35 | 0:22:38 | |
is the ultimate video game accessory because... | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
it gives the cyber-warrior within me a place to sit and recharge. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
Bit rubbish? | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
It's brilliant! | 0:22:47 | 0:22:48 | |
Right! | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
You never heard of knocking? | 0:22:52 | 0:22:53 | |
The only knocking I'm going to be doing is knocking your block off! | 0:22:53 | 0:22:57 | |
What are you talking about? | 0:22:57 | 0:22:58 | |
You stole my lucky socks, don't try and deny it! | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
-What would I want with your socks? -Dani, don't hurt him! | 0:23:00 | 0:23:05 | |
At least not until he's told you where they are. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
-What are you talking about? What socks? -You're wearing them! | 0:23:07 | 0:23:11 | |
You actually put your disgusting feet in my socks! | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
URGH! I'm wearing girls' socks. What are those doing on my feet? | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
Don't act like you don't know. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
I was half asleep this morning. Mum must have put them | 0:23:19 | 0:23:23 | |
in my drawer by mistake. I thought they felt a bit tight. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:27 | |
-You stretched them! -Not my fault you got weird little pixie feet! | 0:23:27 | 0:23:31 | |
Oh, give them back! | 0:23:31 | 0:23:32 | |
Get him, Dani, pull his feet off! | 0:23:32 | 0:23:36 | |
Calm down, Co-ordinator. Such violence is unbecoming | 0:23:36 | 0:23:38 | |
for a superior intellect such as yours. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:41 | |
Don't pretend you don't enjoy it. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:44 | |
Violence is the last resort of a desperate species. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:47 | |
Is that why you threw that bottle of shampoo at me the other day? | 0:23:47 | 0:23:51 | |
That was different, you'd been using my flannel... | 0:23:51 | 0:23:55 | |
..again! | 0:23:56 | 0:23:57 | |
Ah, your feet reek, what do you do with them? | 0:23:58 | 0:24:02 | |
-Nothing! -I can tell, they smell like cheese and vinegar. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:06 | |
I think you ought to take a look at this. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
Keep out of my stuff, hair-gel boy! | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
These are rejection slips from unsuccessful competition entries. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:19 | |
How much did it cost to enter all these competitions? | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
-Just his life savings. -But it was worth it! | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
Look at all this cool stuff I've won. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:27 | |
Why would you want a vat of anti-baldness lotion? | 0:24:27 | 0:24:31 | |
I might go bald one day. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:32 | |
-But it expires in six months. -I could go bald early. -Really early. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:37 | |
All the competitions you lost. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
The money you spent on stamps, you could have bought this junk. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:42 | |
With a few quid left over. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
-Probably enough for that cool gaming chair you wanted, Max. -Shut up, Ben! | 0:24:44 | 0:24:48 | |
-Will do. -Come on, guys, let's leave Max to his treasures. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
You can keep the socks, perhaps they're not so lucky after all. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:55 | |
They look good on you too. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
I'm gonna find some way to blame you for all this, Ben. | 0:24:57 | 0:25:01 | |
Yeah, all right. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:02 | |
That's about all we have time for this week. On next week's programme, | 0:25:04 | 0:25:08 | |
a man who believes his socks are speaking to him. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
And we find out how you can safeguard your Christmas stocking. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:15 | |
Good night, God bless and feet dreams. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:19 | |
Do you think you two are related? | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
The bear's head is filled with sawdust, Toby. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
If anyone's related, it's you. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
-Ta-da! -Looking good, Dani. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
Not as good as me, obviously, but still good. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
Guys, so my socks weren't lucky but at some auditions | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
I've definitely felt luckier than others. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:44 | |
I think we're all agreed you make your own luck in life. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:47 | |
-There's more to it than that. -We'd best be going, | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
otherwise we'll be late for our film. We only popped in to wish you luck. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:53 | |
-Yes? -What did you just say? | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
-That we'd better go or we'll be late? -No, the other thing. | 0:25:57 | 0:26:02 | |
That I'm looking good? | 0:26:02 | 0:26:03 | |
No, the other, other thing, about you just popping in. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:06 | |
-Yeah, to wish you luck. -Don't you see? | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
It's you two! | 0:26:09 | 0:26:10 | |
-Us two? -What was us two? | 0:26:10 | 0:26:14 | |
Whenever I've had a successful audition, | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
you two have always popped in beforehand to wish me luck! | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
We gave you the confidence to give good audition? | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
No, I'm saying you two are my lucky charms. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
Glad that's all cleared up. Best be going. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:27 | |
You're not going anywhere. You're coming with me to the audition. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
-But the film? -Catch a later showing. Come on, move it! | 0:26:30 | 0:26:34 | |
Will you sign for this ton of manure your brother just won? | 0:26:39 | 0:26:43 | |
I trust you're going to write an exhaustive report | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
into the lessons we've learnt this week? | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
I've lost my pen. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:56 | |
I've lost my notepad. | 0:26:56 | 0:26:58 | |
-Use the computer. -Do I have to? | 0:26:58 | 0:27:02 | |
Just get to work! | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
Oh, no! The computer's not working! | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
It's a state of the art inter-dimensional processor, | 0:27:10 | 0:27:13 | |
the most advanced computer ever constructed, | 0:27:13 | 0:27:16 | |
it cost zillions of galactic credits. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:18 | |
It's still not working. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 | |
Have you tried switching it on and off again? | 0:27:21 | 0:27:23 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media | 0:27:38 | 0:27:41 | |
Email [email protected] | 0:27:41 | 0:27:43 |