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BLEEPING

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Mm! Our 12 months of hibernation are over, Co-ordinator Zang!

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Co-ordinator Zang.

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GIBBERING

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Oh, it's you, Co-ordinator Zark.

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I was having a nightmare.

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I dreamt we were aliens on a mission to observe human culture.

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THEY SCREAM

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LAUGHTER

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Oh, it never gets old.

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You'd think that our new spaceship,

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1.7357989 Model 100,000,000,000/B

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would have a better hibernation system.

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If it's good enough for the Tortoise People of Tortoi 10,

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it's good enough for us.

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Oh, and we're still in our time for a new series of Dani's House.

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That's not Dani's House.

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Hey, guys. Welcome to my brand-new house.

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Well, technically, it's my parents' house

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but they are spending one more night in the old place while I unpack.

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BUZZING

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Oh! This place has everything -

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wonky electrics.

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GURGLING

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Dodgy plumbing.

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SPLINTERING Rotten floorboards.

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Whoa!

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I'm OK.

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So this is my new den. Look!

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Got a hammock! And my new sofa.

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And here is a box of shoes.

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And a half-eaten pizza.

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And over here is my genius best friend Sam.

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Who is about to read the most exciting letter in the world.

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-Dani, this'll be the tenth time.

-I know but I love hearing it.

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-Read, read, read!

-OK.

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Dear Dani, we loved your demo CD and would like to discuss a record deal.

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-Ooh-hoo-hoo!

-We'll be in touch soon, yours awesomely, Mogul Music.

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This is it, Sam. Things are gonna change.

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APPLAUSE

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Hello, Wembley.

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-What are you doing?

-Can someone please remove the support act from the stage?

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Hello! This is my show. I'm Stella.

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-Stella what?

-Just Stella.

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-You know, like Madonna.

-Or SpongeBob.

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Well, I've never heard of you.

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-I've won four Brit awards.

-Yeah, well, I've got a 50m swimming certificate.

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I've had 15 number one singles.

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I've got a Blue Peter badge.

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Ha! In your face.

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I've got an OBE for services to music.

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I came third in the school break dancing competition.

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-All right, I came last.

-Mm-hm.

-Show-off.

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And for your information, SpongeBob does have a surname. It's SquarePants, all right?

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SquarePants.

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We should do something to celebrate your big news.

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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

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BOTH: Party!

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Perfect. Mum and Dad aren't here tonight.

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-We'll invite everyone we know.

-Except that guy I went out with last month.

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-I thought you liked him.

-We're from different worlds.

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You're breaking up with me?

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I want to date other life forms.

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But I love you.

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My species has no word for love.

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However, we do have over 300 words for stomach juice.

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You're such a drama queen.

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Excuse me.

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This party will be exclusively for people we like.

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Apart from Toby, obviously.

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-He's got much more important things to do.

-How did he get into medical school anyway?

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He passed his entry exam by answering "bum" to every question.

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Of course!

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Nothing - not even my brother - can stop this from being the best party ever.

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-So Farty's having a party?

-Max, what are you doing in there?

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-Spying on you two.

-Did we carry that box all the way from the old house?

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I thought that box was full of shoes.

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Turns out it only contained a big heel.

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-Mum said I could stay here.

-You're not coming to the party, guff-bag.

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I don't want to go to it, I want to ruin it.

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DOORBELL CHIMES

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Whoa!

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-Benjamin J Ben-Ben!

-Maximus Maximilian!

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BURBLING

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-Dani, Dani, Dan-Dan!

-I don't think so.

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-Sammy, Sammy, Sam-Sam!

-In your dreams.

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-So this is your new house?

-No, it's the old house.

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We moved it round the corner, brick by brick.

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Really? It looks different.

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Hey, guess where I've been?

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The dentist. You've been going on about it for months.

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I love my dentist. He always gives me one of these.

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-How many fillings this time?

-Ten - a new record.

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It's not something to be proud of.

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Are those wasps?

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I'm having a party!

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The balloons need to say "Congratulations, Dani."

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-A party at my house tonight.

-We need food for at least 40 people.

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I'm having a party at my house.

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That is all the guests invited. DOORBELL

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And a top DJ booked. So what's next?

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DOORBELL CONTINUES CHIMING Answering the door.

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-Hello?

-Yeah, it's stuck.

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Oh!

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CHIMING STOPS Sorry. Old house, dodgy electrics.

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-No worries. So where do you want my woofers.

-I'm sorry?

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My woofers.

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My bass bins, my speaky-deakies, my chronic sonics, my clatterboxes, my squawk cubes...

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-You're getting weirder.

-I'm talking about these.

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Ladies, I am your DJ for the evening.

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-But I only just called you.

-I live a couple of doors down.

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Convenient or what?

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You know, you're lucky you got me.

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I actually turned down Katy Perry's birthday dinner to play this gig.

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-Really?

-She's always on my case.

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"Jack, will you take me for a milkshake?

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"Jack, will you take me pony trekking?"

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-Your name's Jack?

-We knew a Jack once.

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I'll never forgive that creep for flushing my history project down the toilet.

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And he flushed my lucky troll.

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He was a complete idiot.

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Well, obviously that isn't me cos I'm so not an idiot.

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-Huh?

-MAKES SCRATCHING NOISES

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I couldn't cadge a sarni off you could I? I'm hungry enough to eat a buttered horse.

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Seriously.

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I've been saving this DVD for a special day.

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Ooh, shiny!

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It contains all of Dani's baby videos -

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having her nappy changed, wetting herself on a see-saw.

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crying because she saw a cloud shaped like a scary face.

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What a loser!

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THUNDER

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HE GASPS

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We'll project the film onto the wall as Dani's guests arrive.

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She'll be so embarrassed she won't be able to think about partying.

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What was that? It had better not be a ghost. I hate those guys.

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This house has a few loose wires. You know that feeling, Ben.

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My dad said the best way to solve a problem is by shouting at it.

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Behave, you bad house, behave!

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Wah!

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HE GIGGLES

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Ben?

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Where am I? This place is amazing.

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-Name?

-Ben, with a B.

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-Are you a wereswan?

-I'm sorry?

-With the wings - I thought you might be a wereswan.

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You know, like a werewolf but a swan version.

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-What are you talking about?

-Wereswans are what people turn into when they get bitten by a swan.

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Don't you know where you are?

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Swan World?

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-Try again.

-The North Pole?

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I'll give you a clue. The man in charge has a long white beard.

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Then it is the North Pole! Which makes you an elf.

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I know it's early but can I give you my Christmas list?

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I mainly want pants this year. I've been having some trouble you see.

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Ben? Wake up Ben!

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-What?

-What?

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-Wake up, Ben!

-What?

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-What?!

-Wake up, Ben!

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-What?

-Ben, wake up!

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Again, again! Do it again.

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Any more gherkins?

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SHE SIGHS

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Why don't you just help yourself to the entire fridge?

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No, that would be greedy.

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So what made you become a DJ, Jack?

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I...I just love the way sound works, you know?

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The thud of the bass note touching everyone in the room at once.

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Hundreds of people connected in a moment

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because of vibrations in the air.

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Wow! That's almost poetic.

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It's almost scientific.

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Plus I get a lot of free sandwiches.

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So, what do you two do?

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-Sam's at college.

-Someone's got to be.

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-And Dani's about to sign a record deal!

-No way!

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That's wicked, man.

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Oh, no, that's set me off again!

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SHE SHRIEKS Oh! Excitement level's at critical.

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Come on, calm down.

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Hyperventilating.

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I must chillax.

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I just hope you're well enough to operate a DVD projector.

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RADIO TUNING

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What?

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-What?

-RADIO TUNING

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-What?

-What?

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Are you playing a trick on me, Max?

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-JINGLE ON RADIO

-Are you feeling OK?

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I can hear things in my head.

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Those are called thoughts, Ben.

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You were bound to have some sooner or later.

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-STATIC NOISE

-Though I'm not sure that's healthy.

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Go and unwind, Dani. I'll do it all.

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Nothing can ruin this party.

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DOORBELL Oh! The guests are here!

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They're early! My party's ruined! MOBILE RINGS

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-I'll get that, you get the door.

-Thank you.

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-Hello?

-Yeah, Martin Mogul, Mogul Music. Is that Dani?

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No, this is her friend Sam.

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Er, yeah, OK, kid, I don't need your life story.

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Look, just tell Dani that I think we might have accidentally offered her a record deal by mistake.

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You've got to be kidding me.

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DOORBELL All right! The party doesn't start for hours yet.

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BLEEPING

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The name's Blair, Fleur Blair.

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-Say again?

-Fleur Blair.

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Flur Blur.

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So you're not offering Dani a record deal?

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Nope, negatory, no-way cliche.

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-That did not sound good.

-It's as bad as it gets.

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How am I gonna tell Dani?

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I can't see anything in here.

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Anything at all.

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Are you still hearing voices?

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I'm picking up the radio now.

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As long as you're fit enough to operate a DVD projector.

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Straight in at number eight it's...

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-It's Fleur Blair. What is?

-What's "flur blur"?

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My name. My name is Fleur Blair.

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Flublur?

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-Fleur...

-Fleur...

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Blair.

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-Bleugghhh.

-Fleur Blair!

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I work for a top-secret government agency.

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My card.

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It's blank.

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Of course. That's because we're top secret.

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-And what's that, that thing?

-It doesn't have a name either.

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-Because it's top secret.

-Because we couldn't think of one.

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It's for tracking radio waves. Somebody in this house has been intercepting our transmissions,

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somebody with a razor-sharp criminal intellect who will stop at nothing to get what he wants.

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Oh. Upstairs, second door on the left.

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Oh!

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Please don't ruin my party!

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-Who's that?

-Never mind her. Who was that on the phone?

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Was it the record company?

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-Wrong number.

-Oh.

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-Look, why don't you go and chill out?

-Ah, thanks, Sam.

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This is going to be the best party ever.

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I'm gonna go and try on some outfits!

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And it's gonna be the worst morning after, too.

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How come we never have parties?

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Because such frivolity is below our superior intellect.

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You had a party for your birthday last year.

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It wasn't a party, it was a scientific experiment.

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You had balloons and cake.

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It was an experiment

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to see how balloons and cakes behave in a vacuum.

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Vacuum is right.

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I've never been to a party with so little atmosphere!

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Ha! Ha! Ha! High five!

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I think I preferred you when you were still in the box.

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Look at baby Dani getting her nappy changed.

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BUZZING, BEN MUTTERS

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What's wrong with this? It's like there's something interfering with it.

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And she says, "I told you I bought a hat.

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And so I says, "Hat? I thought you said cat."

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-I'm Secret Agent Fleur Blair.

-I'm sorry to hear that.

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I'm a secret agent on the trail of a diabolical criminal genius.

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-Name's Max.

-Nice try.

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But this is the real evil genius.

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You and I are going to have a little word.

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What little word would you like? Hat? Pie? Me?

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Sit down!

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-You're going to give me some answers.

-OK. The fastest animal is a cheetah.

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Laser stands for light amplification by stimulating emission of radiation.

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-The Italian for potato is...

-Wait until I've asked the questions.

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What is going on?

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SHE SIGHS

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CHILL-OUT MUSIC OK, need to calm down.

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Yee! I'm gonna be a star!

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No! Stop, relax.

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CD: Hello and welcome to relaxation with me, Guru Uhuhu-uhuru.

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Together, we're going to explore a universe of calm.

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Picture yourself gently stroking a baby unicorn.

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By now, you'll be starting to feel...

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relaxed.

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Completely relaxed and floppy,

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like a floppy hat

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or a big floppy puppy's tongue.

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Or a floppy slice of wafer-thin ham.

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Maybe I should just tell her the truth. Dani hates being deceived.

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It's just as well I'm not deceiving her in some way, then.

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I'll tell her tomorrow. I don't want to ruin her party.

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You mean, you're going to tell her right after she's told her guests about the deal she thinks she has?

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OK, maybe we should just call it off.

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Will you be OK down here if I go and speak to Dani?

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Hey, I'm a professional.

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What's this for?

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I want you to tell me everything.

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-Everything?

-Start at the beginning.

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Well, it all started about 14 billion years ago with the Big Bang.

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An atom of matter exploded into the universe we know today.

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It then expanded and cooled.

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Not everything ever.

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This isn't working.

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-I need your help.

-Don't you ever knock?

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There's a secret agent who thinks Ben is a diabolical genius

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and she's interrogating Ben and he can't cope and I want to be interrogated

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and I need Ben to help me ruin your party.

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Right. I was on your side up until the bit about ruining my party.

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I knew honesty wouldn't get me anywhere.

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You suck!

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Why can't I relax? It's like there's something niggling at the back of my head.

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Nah!

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KNOCKING

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-Dani, I need to tell you something.

-It's not something bad is it?

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I'm going to give you a makeover.

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-Really?

-Yep.

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-Oh, make me into your favourite film star!

-Really?

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Rraow!

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PURRING

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We know you've been intercepting our transmissions.

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Where are you hiding your equipment?

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Bit personal.

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Right, you've clearly been trained to resist questioning.

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I think it's time to bring out the instrument of interrogation.

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Is it a trumpet?

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No more Mrs Nice Guy.

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MECHANISM WHIRRS

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BEN LAUGHING

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She's killing him.

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It's not fair that Ben gets all the attention.

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That's enough, Flur Blur!

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-Why are you still laughing?

-It's a happy memory.

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Leave my friend alone!

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I'm gonna take your friend back to HQ and strap him into the mind probe.

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Huh! No! Not the mind probe.

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What's the mind probe?

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Ah! This is so relaxing.

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All finished.

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What have you done?

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What you told me to do!

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I never said for you to make me like a panda!

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Look!

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GROWLING

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-I got the skills to pay the bills.

-YOWLING

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-Oh, no. Not you.

-HISSING

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Not again!

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A-ha-ha!

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SCREECHING

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HISSING AND GROWLING

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VICIOUS YOWLING

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You said for me to make you look like my favourite movie character and I really like Kung Fu Panda.

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Star! I said make me look like your favourite movie star.

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Oh!

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This is great. People are gonna start arriving and I look like a hideous troll.

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Troll.

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INANE GIGGLING

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He is the Jack we used to go to school with.

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CLATTERING

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He's gonna wreck my party!

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There's a good pussy.

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Good pussy!

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SCREAMING AND YOWLING

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ANGRY MEOWING

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Go away!

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Eat party popper!

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-Yes!

-LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY

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Jack!

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THEY SHRIEK

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Er... You look nice, Dani.

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-What are you doing?

-It was self-defence.

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This weird local stray got in here.

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We're sort of, well, mortal enemies.

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-Your mortal enemy is a cat?

-A cat from hell.

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We know who you are, Jack.

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-Ah.

-Do you have any idea how annoying you used to be?

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Oh, if ruining Sam's project and flushing my troll weren't enough,

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you turned up like a bad penny after all these years to ruin my party!

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It's coincidence Sam booked me.

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But I'm not like that any more.

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I haven't flushed anything down the toilet in years.

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Of course, one in every ten people come away from the probe with their mind wiped.

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That won't make much difference. You still can't do that with my friend.

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It's me you want. I intercepted your transmissions.

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Gasp!

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I know I was a total idiot when we were kids

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but I was going to make it up to you by playing the DJ set of my life.

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Oh! I just wanted to celebrate my big news with the perfect party.

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-What?

-Nothing.

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Do you two know something?

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Sam?

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The record company rang.

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There was a mix-up and you haven't been offered a record deal.

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And when were you planning on telling me this?

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-After the party.

-After I told everyone that I thought I was getting a record deal.

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-Told you.

-I can't believe you both knew about this.

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That's it. I'm giving up on my dreams.

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Oh, but you have to dream, Dani. I dream all the time.

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Last night, I dreamt I'd grown a beak.

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Shut up and get out!

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But, Dani...

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Look on the bright side. At least you've still got the balloons.

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Can you give me a moment?

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SCREAMING

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Shall we tidy up?

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The worst thing is, I'm mostly disappointed about Jack.

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He seemed really nice.

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This may sound weird but I think he's changed for the better.

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Ahem.

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-What are you doing back?

-Er, I made some sandwiches to say sorry for the mess I caused.

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There's jam and anchovy and ketchup and olive.

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And I texted my mate Tony who runs a small record label,

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told him about your demo and he wants to hear it.

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-Anyway...

-Wait. Jack.

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Do you want to come to the party?

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Not just as a DJ but as our guest?

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-You want me at your party?

-Someone's got to eat these sandwiches.

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OK but can I please DJ?

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DJing is in my soul. I'm an artist!

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Ooh, pizza!

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Mm.

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Delicious! Mm...

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PINGING NOISE

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PINGING STOPS

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PINGING STARTS AGAIN

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PINGING STOPS

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The device comes up blank with you

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but when I hold it near your friend... PINGING

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Have you got any implants in your head?

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-Like a metal plate?

-I've just had ten fillings.

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And he got an electric shock.

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Which must've turned your fillings into a basic receiver circuit.

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So that's why he was hearing things.

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So they weren't thoughts!

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Phew!

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OK, time to fire up my decks.

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Eh?

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ELECTRICITY FIZZES

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This does not look good.

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RADIO TUNING

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Well, better get on.

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Try and catch some real evil geniuses.

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If it helps, I want to be an evil genius when I grow up.

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Then maybe I'll see you in a few years, kiddo.

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Remember, the name's Blair - Fleur Blair.

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CLATTERING

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Ow!

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I've really hurt my knee.

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I may have ever so slightly overloaded your electrics.

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I thought you were a professional.

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When I said I'd done loads of celebrity gigs,

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what I meant to say was, I've played a couple of children's parties.

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Well, well, this does look nice. Too bad we're about to ruin it.

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And how will your projector work with the power off?

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What?

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But there must be electricity. I need electricity to embarrass you.

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KNOCKING Ooh, and there's my guests.

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No, no, no!

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-Come on in, guys.

-Shame we haven't got any music.

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It's OK, I can pick up the radio on my teeth.

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TUNING

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-THUMPING DANCE MUSIC

-Come on, then!

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Ah! How I've missed our favourite earth TV show.

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Yes. Dani and her friends seem to be enjoying themselves at their party.

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For the very last time, we are not here to party.

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What if I had one and said it was a sleep-over.

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Our mission is to gather data on the humans, not to have fun.

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Well, it's too late. I've already advertised my next bash.

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What? Advertised it where?

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On... on Spacebook.

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Spacebook?

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You can't advertise our address on the galactic internet!

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Anyone could turn up.

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I've come to party! Party, party, boogie, boogie.

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I hate gatecrashers.

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Boogie, boogie, boogie! Hey, where's the cake?

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# Sometimes I feel like breaking free

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# Let's lift these chains

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# Let's rock these waves right out to sea

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# I will be breaking free. #

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