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BLEEPING | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
Mm! Our 12 months of hibernation are over, Co-ordinator Zang! | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
Co-ordinator Zang. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
GIBBERING | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
Oh, it's you, Co-ordinator Zark. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
I was having a nightmare. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
I dreamt we were aliens on a mission to observe human culture. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:41 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
Oh, it never gets old. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
You'd think that our new spaceship, | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
1.7357989 Model 100,000,000,000/B | 0:00:58 | 0:01:03 | |
would have a better hibernation system. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
If it's good enough for the Tortoise People of Tortoi 10, | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
it's good enough for us. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
Oh, and we're still in our time for a new series of Dani's House. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
That's not Dani's House. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
Hey, guys. Welcome to my brand-new house. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
Well, technically, it's my parents' house | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
but they are spending one more night in the old place while I unpack. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:29 | |
BUZZING | 0:01:29 | 0:01:30 | |
Oh! This place has everything - | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
wonky electrics. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:34 | |
GURGLING | 0:01:34 | 0:01:35 | |
Dodgy plumbing. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
SPLINTERING Rotten floorboards. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
Whoa! | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
I'm OK. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
So this is my new den. Look! | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
Got a hammock! And my new sofa. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
And here is a box of shoes. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
And a half-eaten pizza. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
And over here is my genius best friend Sam. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
Who is about to read the most exciting letter in the world. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
-Dani, this'll be the tenth time. -I know but I love hearing it. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
-Read, read, read! -OK. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
Dear Dani, we loved your demo CD and would like to discuss a record deal. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:13 | |
-Ooh-hoo-hoo! -We'll be in touch soon, yours awesomely, Mogul Music. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:18 | |
This is it, Sam. Things are gonna change. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:02:24 | 0:02:25 | |
Hello, Wembley. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
-What are you doing? -Can someone please remove the support act from the stage? | 0:02:29 | 0:02:33 | |
Hello! This is my show. I'm Stella. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
-Stella what? -Just Stella. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
-You know, like Madonna. -Or SpongeBob. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
Well, I've never heard of you. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
-I've won four Brit awards. -Yeah, well, I've got a 50m swimming certificate. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:46 | |
I've had 15 number one singles. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
I've got a Blue Peter badge. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
Ha! In your face. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
I've got an OBE for services to music. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
I came third in the school break dancing competition. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
-All right, I came last. -Mm-hm. -Show-off. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
And for your information, SpongeBob does have a surname. It's SquarePants, all right? | 0:03:08 | 0:03:13 | |
SquarePants. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:14 | |
We should do something to celebrate your big news. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
BOTH: Party! | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
Perfect. Mum and Dad aren't here tonight. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
-We'll invite everyone we know. -Except that guy I went out with last month. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:33 | |
-I thought you liked him. -We're from different worlds. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
You're breaking up with me? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
I want to date other life forms. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
But I love you. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:46 | |
My species has no word for love. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
However, we do have over 300 words for stomach juice. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:53 | |
You're such a drama queen. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
Excuse me. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:02 | |
This party will be exclusively for people we like. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
Apart from Toby, obviously. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
-He's got much more important things to do. -How did he get into medical school anyway? | 0:04:11 | 0:04:16 | |
He passed his entry exam by answering "bum" to every question. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
Of course! | 0:04:20 | 0:04:21 | |
Nothing - not even my brother - can stop this from being the best party ever. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
-So Farty's having a party? -Max, what are you doing in there? | 0:04:26 | 0:04:30 | |
-Spying on you two. -Did we carry that box all the way from the old house? | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
I thought that box was full of shoes. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
Turns out it only contained a big heel. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
-Mum said I could stay here. -You're not coming to the party, guff-bag. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
I don't want to go to it, I want to ruin it. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
DOORBELL CHIMES | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
Whoa! | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
-Benjamin J Ben-Ben! -Maximus Maximilian! | 0:04:53 | 0:04:57 | |
BURBLING | 0:04:59 | 0:05:00 | |
-Dani, Dani, Dan-Dan! -I don't think so. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
-Sammy, Sammy, Sam-Sam! -In your dreams. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:07 | |
-So this is your new house? -No, it's the old house. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:11 | |
We moved it round the corner, brick by brick. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
Really? It looks different. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
Hey, guess where I've been? | 0:05:17 | 0:05:18 | |
The dentist. You've been going on about it for months. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
I love my dentist. He always gives me one of these. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
-How many fillings this time? -Ten - a new record. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
It's not something to be proud of. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
Are those wasps? | 0:05:31 | 0:05:32 | |
I'm having a party! | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
The balloons need to say "Congratulations, Dani." | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
-A party at my house tonight. -We need food for at least 40 people. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
I'm having a party at my house. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
That is all the guests invited. DOORBELL | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
And a top DJ booked. So what's next? | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
DOORBELL CONTINUES CHIMING Answering the door. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
-Hello? -Yeah, it's stuck. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
Oh! | 0:05:57 | 0:05:58 | |
CHIMING STOPS Sorry. Old house, dodgy electrics. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
-No worries. So where do you want my woofers. -I'm sorry? | 0:06:02 | 0:06:06 | |
My woofers. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:07 | |
My bass bins, my speaky-deakies, my chronic sonics, my clatterboxes, my squawk cubes... | 0:06:07 | 0:06:12 | |
-You're getting weirder. -I'm talking about these. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
Ladies, I am your DJ for the evening. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:18 | |
-But I only just called you. -I live a couple of doors down. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
Convenient or what? | 0:06:22 | 0:06:23 | |
You know, you're lucky you got me. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
I actually turned down Katy Perry's birthday dinner to play this gig. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:29 | |
-Really? -She's always on my case. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
"Jack, will you take me for a milkshake? | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
"Jack, will you take me pony trekking?" | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
-Your name's Jack? -We knew a Jack once. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
I'll never forgive that creep for flushing my history project down the toilet. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:43 | |
And he flushed my lucky troll. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
He was a complete idiot. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
Well, obviously that isn't me cos I'm so not an idiot. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
-Huh? -MAKES SCRATCHING NOISES | 0:06:58 | 0:07:02 | |
I couldn't cadge a sarni off you could I? I'm hungry enough to eat a buttered horse. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:07 | |
Seriously. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:08 | |
I've been saving this DVD for a special day. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:13 | |
Ooh, shiny! | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
It contains all of Dani's baby videos - | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
having her nappy changed, wetting herself on a see-saw. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
crying because she saw a cloud shaped like a scary face. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
What a loser! | 0:07:23 | 0:07:24 | |
THUNDER | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
HE GASPS | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
We'll project the film onto the wall as Dani's guests arrive. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
She'll be so embarrassed she won't be able to think about partying. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:40 | |
What was that? It had better not be a ghost. I hate those guys. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:46 | |
This house has a few loose wires. You know that feeling, Ben. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
My dad said the best way to solve a problem is by shouting at it. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:53 | |
Behave, you bad house, behave! | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
Wah! | 0:07:58 | 0:07:59 | |
HE GIGGLES | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
Ben? | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
Where am I? This place is amazing. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
-Name? -Ben, with a B. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
-Are you a wereswan? -I'm sorry? -With the wings - I thought you might be a wereswan. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:30 | |
You know, like a werewolf but a swan version. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
-What are you talking about? -Wereswans are what people turn into when they get bitten by a swan. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:38 | |
Don't you know where you are? | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
Swan World? | 0:08:41 | 0:08:42 | |
-Try again. -The North Pole? | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
I'll give you a clue. The man in charge has a long white beard. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:50 | |
Then it is the North Pole! Which makes you an elf. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
I know it's early but can I give you my Christmas list? | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
I mainly want pants this year. I've been having some trouble you see. | 0:08:56 | 0:09:00 | |
Ben? Wake up Ben! | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
-What? -What? | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
-Wake up, Ben! -What? | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
-What?! -Wake up, Ben! | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
-What? -Ben, wake up! | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
Again, again! Do it again. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:14 | |
Any more gherkins? | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
Why don't you just help yourself to the entire fridge? | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
No, that would be greedy. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
So what made you become a DJ, Jack? | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
I...I just love the way sound works, you know? | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
The thud of the bass note touching everyone in the room at once. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:35 | |
Hundreds of people connected in a moment | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
because of vibrations in the air. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
Wow! That's almost poetic. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
It's almost scientific. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
Plus I get a lot of free sandwiches. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
So, what do you two do? | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
-Sam's at college. -Someone's got to be. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
-And Dani's about to sign a record deal! -No way! | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
That's wicked, man. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
Oh, no, that's set me off again! | 0:09:58 | 0:09:59 | |
SHE SHRIEKS Oh! Excitement level's at critical. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
Come on, calm down. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
Hyperventilating. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:06 | |
I must chillax. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
I just hope you're well enough to operate a DVD projector. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
RADIO TUNING | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
What? | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
-What? -RADIO TUNING | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
-What? -What? | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
Are you playing a trick on me, Max? | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
-JINGLE ON RADIO -Are you feeling OK? | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
I can hear things in my head. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
Those are called thoughts, Ben. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
You were bound to have some sooner or later. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
-STATIC NOISE -Though I'm not sure that's healthy. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
Go and unwind, Dani. I'll do it all. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
Nothing can ruin this party. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
DOORBELL Oh! The guests are here! | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
They're early! My party's ruined! MOBILE RINGS | 0:10:50 | 0:10:54 | |
-I'll get that, you get the door. -Thank you. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
-Hello? -Yeah, Martin Mogul, Mogul Music. Is that Dani? | 0:11:01 | 0:11:05 | |
No, this is her friend Sam. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:06 | |
Er, yeah, OK, kid, I don't need your life story. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
Look, just tell Dani that I think we might have accidentally offered her a record deal by mistake. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:16 | |
You've got to be kidding me. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
DOORBELL All right! The party doesn't start for hours yet. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:22 | |
BLEEPING | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
The name's Blair, Fleur Blair. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
-Say again? -Fleur Blair. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
Flur Blur. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:34 | |
So you're not offering Dani a record deal? | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
Nope, negatory, no-way cliche. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
-That did not sound good. -It's as bad as it gets. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
How am I gonna tell Dani? | 0:11:48 | 0:11:49 | |
I can't see anything in here. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:52 | |
Anything at all. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
Are you still hearing voices? | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
I'm picking up the radio now. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
As long as you're fit enough to operate a DVD projector. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
Straight in at number eight it's... | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
-It's Fleur Blair. What is? -What's "flur blur"? | 0:12:15 | 0:12:19 | |
My name. My name is Fleur Blair. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
Flublur? | 0:12:23 | 0:12:24 | |
-Fleur... -Fleur... | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
Blair. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:30 | |
-Bleugghhh. -Fleur Blair! | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
I work for a top-secret government agency. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
My card. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
It's blank. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
Of course. That's because we're top secret. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
-And what's that, that thing? -It doesn't have a name either. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
-Because it's top secret. -Because we couldn't think of one. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
It's for tracking radio waves. Somebody in this house has been intercepting our transmissions, | 0:12:49 | 0:12:54 | |
somebody with a razor-sharp criminal intellect who will stop at nothing to get what he wants. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:59 | |
Oh. Upstairs, second door on the left. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
Oh! | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
Please don't ruin my party! | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
-Who's that? -Never mind her. Who was that on the phone? | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
Was it the record company? | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
-Wrong number. -Oh. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:16 | |
-Look, why don't you go and chill out? -Ah, thanks, Sam. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:20 | |
This is going to be the best party ever. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
I'm gonna go and try on some outfits! | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
And it's gonna be the worst morning after, too. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
How come we never have parties? | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
Because such frivolity is below our superior intellect. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:38 | |
You had a party for your birthday last year. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
It wasn't a party, it was a scientific experiment. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
You had balloons and cake. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
It was an experiment | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
to see how balloons and cakes behave in a vacuum. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:54 | |
Vacuum is right. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:55 | |
I've never been to a party with so little atmosphere! | 0:13:55 | 0:13:59 | |
Ha! Ha! Ha! High five! | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
I think I preferred you when you were still in the box. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
Look at baby Dani getting her nappy changed. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
BUZZING, BEN MUTTERS | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
What's wrong with this? It's like there's something interfering with it. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:21 | |
And she says, "I told you I bought a hat. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
And so I says, "Hat? I thought you said cat." | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
-I'm Secret Agent Fleur Blair. -I'm sorry to hear that. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
I'm a secret agent on the trail of a diabolical criminal genius. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:36 | |
-Name's Max. -Nice try. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
But this is the real evil genius. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
You and I are going to have a little word. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
What little word would you like? Hat? Pie? Me? | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
Sit down! | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
-You're going to give me some answers. -OK. The fastest animal is a cheetah. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:54 | |
Laser stands for light amplification by stimulating emission of radiation. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:58 | |
-The Italian for potato is... -Wait until I've asked the questions. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
What is going on? | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:15:05 | 0:15:06 | |
CHILL-OUT MUSIC OK, need to calm down. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
Yee! I'm gonna be a star! | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
No! Stop, relax. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
CD: Hello and welcome to relaxation with me, Guru Uhuhu-uhuru. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:21 | |
Together, we're going to explore a universe of calm. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:27 | |
Picture yourself gently stroking a baby unicorn. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:31 | |
By now, you'll be starting to feel... | 0:15:32 | 0:15:36 | |
relaxed. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:37 | |
Completely relaxed and floppy, | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
like a floppy hat | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
or a big floppy puppy's tongue. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
Or a floppy slice of wafer-thin ham. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
Maybe I should just tell her the truth. Dani hates being deceived. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:59 | |
It's just as well I'm not deceiving her in some way, then. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
I'll tell her tomorrow. I don't want to ruin her party. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
You mean, you're going to tell her right after she's told her guests about the deal she thinks she has? | 0:16:06 | 0:16:12 | |
OK, maybe we should just call it off. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
Will you be OK down here if I go and speak to Dani? | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
Hey, I'm a professional. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
What's this for? | 0:16:21 | 0:16:22 | |
I want you to tell me everything. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:38 | |
-Everything? -Start at the beginning. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:42 | |
Well, it all started about 14 billion years ago with the Big Bang. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:46 | |
An atom of matter exploded into the universe we know today. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
It then expanded and cooled. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:50 | |
Not everything ever. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
This isn't working. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
-I need your help. -Don't you ever knock? | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
There's a secret agent who thinks Ben is a diabolical genius | 0:16:59 | 0:17:03 | |
and she's interrogating Ben and he can't cope and I want to be interrogated | 0:17:03 | 0:17:07 | |
and I need Ben to help me ruin your party. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
Right. I was on your side up until the bit about ruining my party. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
I knew honesty wouldn't get me anywhere. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:15 | |
You suck! | 0:17:15 | 0:17:16 | |
Why can't I relax? It's like there's something niggling at the back of my head. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:24 | |
Nah! | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
KNOCKING | 0:17:29 | 0:17:30 | |
-Dani, I need to tell you something. -It's not something bad is it? | 0:17:30 | 0:17:34 | |
I'm going to give you a makeover. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
-Really? -Yep. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
-Oh, make me into your favourite film star! -Really? | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
Rraow! | 0:17:53 | 0:17:54 | |
PURRING | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
We know you've been intercepting our transmissions. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:02 | |
Where are you hiding your equipment? | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
Bit personal. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:06 | |
Right, you've clearly been trained to resist questioning. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
I think it's time to bring out the instrument of interrogation. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:16 | |
Is it a trumpet? | 0:18:17 | 0:18:18 | |
No more Mrs Nice Guy. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:31 | |
MECHANISM WHIRRS | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
BEN LAUGHING | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
She's killing him. | 0:18:57 | 0:18:58 | |
It's not fair that Ben gets all the attention. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
That's enough, Flur Blur! | 0:19:04 | 0:19:07 | |
-Why are you still laughing? -It's a happy memory. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
Leave my friend alone! | 0:19:11 | 0:19:12 | |
I'm gonna take your friend back to HQ and strap him into the mind probe. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:20 | |
Huh! No! Not the mind probe. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
What's the mind probe? | 0:19:25 | 0:19:26 | |
Ah! This is so relaxing. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
All finished. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
What have you done? | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
What you told me to do! | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
I never said for you to make me like a panda! | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
Look! | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
GROWLING | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
-I got the skills to pay the bills. -YOWLING | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
-Oh, no. Not you. -HISSING | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
Not again! | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
A-ha-ha! | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
SCREECHING | 0:20:03 | 0:20:04 | |
HISSING AND GROWLING | 0:20:04 | 0:20:08 | |
VICIOUS YOWLING | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
You said for me to make you look like my favourite movie character and I really like Kung Fu Panda. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:18 | |
Star! I said make me look like your favourite movie star. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:22 | |
Oh! | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
This is great. People are gonna start arriving and I look like a hideous troll. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:28 | |
Troll. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:31 | |
INANE GIGGLING | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
He is the Jack we used to go to school with. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
CLATTERING | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
He's gonna wreck my party! | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
There's a good pussy. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
Good pussy! | 0:20:46 | 0:20:47 | |
SCREAMING AND YOWLING | 0:20:49 | 0:20:50 | |
ANGRY MEOWING | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
Go away! | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
Eat party popper! | 0:21:07 | 0:21:10 | |
-Yes! -LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
Jack! | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
THEY SHRIEK | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
Er... You look nice, Dani. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:32 | |
-What are you doing? -It was self-defence. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
This weird local stray got in here. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
We're sort of, well, mortal enemies. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:40 | |
-Your mortal enemy is a cat? -A cat from hell. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:43 | |
We know who you are, Jack. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:44 | |
-Ah. -Do you have any idea how annoying you used to be? | 0:21:44 | 0:21:48 | |
Oh, if ruining Sam's project and flushing my troll weren't enough, | 0:21:48 | 0:21:51 | |
you turned up like a bad penny after all these years to ruin my party! | 0:21:51 | 0:21:55 | |
It's coincidence Sam booked me. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
But I'm not like that any more. | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
I haven't flushed anything down the toilet in years. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
Of course, one in every ten people come away from the probe with their mind wiped. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:12 | |
That won't make much difference. You still can't do that with my friend. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:16 | |
It's me you want. I intercepted your transmissions. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
Gasp! | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
I know I was a total idiot when we were kids | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
but I was going to make it up to you by playing the DJ set of my life. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:28 | |
Oh! I just wanted to celebrate my big news with the perfect party. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:31 | |
-What? -Nothing. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
Do you two know something? | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
Sam? | 0:22:38 | 0:22:39 | |
The record company rang. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:40 | |
There was a mix-up and you haven't been offered a record deal. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
And when were you planning on telling me this? | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
-After the party. -After I told everyone that I thought I was getting a record deal. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:51 | |
-Told you. -I can't believe you both knew about this. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:54 | |
That's it. I'm giving up on my dreams. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
Oh, but you have to dream, Dani. I dream all the time. | 0:22:56 | 0:23:00 | |
Last night, I dreamt I'd grown a beak. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
Shut up and get out! | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
But, Dani... | 0:23:08 | 0:23:09 | |
Look on the bright side. At least you've still got the balloons. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:16 | |
Can you give me a moment? | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
SCREAMING | 0:23:24 | 0:23:26 | |
Shall we tidy up? | 0:23:30 | 0:23:31 | |
The worst thing is, I'm mostly disappointed about Jack. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:39 | |
He seemed really nice. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:40 | |
This may sound weird but I think he's changed for the better. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:44 | |
Ahem. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:45 | |
-What are you doing back? -Er, I made some sandwiches to say sorry for the mess I caused. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:52 | |
There's jam and anchovy and ketchup and olive. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:57 | |
And I texted my mate Tony who runs a small record label, | 0:23:58 | 0:24:03 | |
told him about your demo and he wants to hear it. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
-Anyway... -Wait. Jack. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
Do you want to come to the party? | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
Not just as a DJ but as our guest? | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
-You want me at your party? -Someone's got to eat these sandwiches. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:20 | |
OK but can I please DJ? | 0:24:20 | 0:24:21 | |
DJing is in my soul. I'm an artist! | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
Ooh, pizza! | 0:24:25 | 0:24:26 | |
Mm. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
Delicious! Mm... | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
PINGING NOISE | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
PINGING STOPS | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
PINGING STARTS AGAIN | 0:24:36 | 0:24:37 | |
PINGING STOPS | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
The device comes up blank with you | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
but when I hold it near your friend... PINGING | 0:24:42 | 0:24:45 | |
Have you got any implants in your head? | 0:24:47 | 0:24:49 | |
-Like a metal plate? -I've just had ten fillings. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:52 | |
And he got an electric shock. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
Which must've turned your fillings into a basic receiver circuit. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:58 | |
So that's why he was hearing things. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
So they weren't thoughts! | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
Phew! | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
OK, time to fire up my decks. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:08 | |
Eh? | 0:25:17 | 0:25:18 | |
ELECTRICITY FIZZES | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
This does not look good. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
RADIO TUNING | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
Well, better get on. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
Try and catch some real evil geniuses. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:33 | |
If it helps, I want to be an evil genius when I grow up. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
Then maybe I'll see you in a few years, kiddo. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
Remember, the name's Blair - Fleur Blair. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:47 | |
CLATTERING | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
Ow! | 0:25:49 | 0:25:50 | |
I've really hurt my knee. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
I may have ever so slightly overloaded your electrics. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:57 | |
I thought you were a professional. | 0:25:57 | 0:26:00 | |
When I said I'd done loads of celebrity gigs, | 0:26:00 | 0:26:02 | |
what I meant to say was, I've played a couple of children's parties. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:07 | |
Well, well, this does look nice. Too bad we're about to ruin it. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:16 | |
And how will your projector work with the power off? | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
What? | 0:26:19 | 0:26:20 | |
But there must be electricity. I need electricity to embarrass you. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:24 | |
KNOCKING Ooh, and there's my guests. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:27 | |
No, no, no! | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
-Come on in, guys. -Shame we haven't got any music. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:33 | |
It's OK, I can pick up the radio on my teeth. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:36 | |
TUNING | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
-THUMPING DANCE MUSIC -Come on, then! | 0:26:41 | 0:26:44 | |
Ah! How I've missed our favourite earth TV show. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:58 | |
Yes. Dani and her friends seem to be enjoying themselves at their party. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:02 | |
For the very last time, we are not here to party. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:07 | |
What if I had one and said it was a sleep-over. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
Our mission is to gather data on the humans, not to have fun. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:14 | |
Well, it's too late. I've already advertised my next bash. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:18 | |
What? Advertised it where? | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 | |
On... on Spacebook. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
Spacebook? | 0:27:24 | 0:27:25 | |
You can't advertise our address on the galactic internet! | 0:27:25 | 0:27:29 | |
Anyone could turn up. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:30 | |
I've come to party! Party, party, boogie, boogie. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:34 | |
I hate gatecrashers. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:38 | |
Boogie, boogie, boogie! Hey, where's the cake? | 0:27:38 | 0:27:40 | |
# Sometimes I feel like breaking free | 0:27:40 | 0:27:46 | |
# Let's lift these chains | 0:27:46 | 0:27:48 | |
# Let's rock these waves right out to sea | 0:27:48 | 0:27:53 | |
# I will be breaking free. # | 0:27:53 | 0:27:58 | |
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