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Your driving test is tomorrow | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
and you still have no idea which button controls the wipers! | 0:00:03 | 0:00:06 | |
-Is it this one? -Aargh! Aargh! | 0:00:06 | 0:00:10 | |
-Is it this one? -Aargh! | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
-It's time for Dani's House. -What are you doing? | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
Aaargh! | 0:00:16 | 0:00:17 | |
-Hi, my name's Dani, and this is my fantastic... -Best friend Jack. | 0:00:17 | 0:00:22 | |
Yeah, but... Oh, where was I? | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
Your name's Dani and I'm your best friend, too, Sam. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
As I was saying, this is my fantastic... | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
-Max! -I'm her brother and, actually, it's... Ben? | 0:00:29 | 0:00:33 | |
What? Oh, it's our show. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
Can you just zip it?! | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
As I was saying, my name's Dani and this is my... | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
-What did I tell you? -I give up. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
So it all started with a little, teeny-weeny white lie. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:54 | |
I loved the play. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:55 | |
It was a masterpiece. I had no idea you were such a talented writer. | 0:00:55 | 0:01:00 | |
I'm so pleased you liked it. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
I was worried you'd think Russian space travel was boring. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
The drama of the first living thing into orbit - | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
the puppy Laika - it's nail-biting suspense. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
Wait a minute. They sent a dog into space? | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
Laika didn't just change the face of space travel. She licked it. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
Double strength latte with semi-skimmed milk. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
-What about my nutmeg? -Quit complaining. It's hot, isn't it? | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
I'm doing this for you. If you're unhappy, | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
we can cancel the whole deal. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
-What deal? -Mum said that Max can go to the Snakes And Ladders concert | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
on one condition - that I go with him. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
Dani will only come if I'm her personal assistant for seven days. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:36 | |
Just my luck to have such a kind-hearted sister(!) | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
If you don't want to do this, say so. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
No, of course I want to do it. Nutmeg coming right up. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
-I wouldn't mind a drink. -What can Max get you? | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
Hmm...strawberry milkshake? | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
-My pleasure(!) -Oh, wait, but chocolate instead of strawberry. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
And stirred, not shaken. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
And hold the ice cream. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
One chocolate milk coming up. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
We booked our tickets to the concert ages ago. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
-Why can't Max just tag along? -This way I get an assistant for a week. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:07 | |
Max doesn't need to know I'm already going. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
Dani, there was something I wanted to ask you about my play. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:13 | |
Anything for you, Little Miss Genius. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:14 | |
I was hoping... I'm just going to come right out and say it. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:19 | |
Would you like to play the lead in my play? | 0:02:19 | 0:02:23 | |
You want me to play the lead in Laika Come Home? But it's a dog. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:27 | |
A dog lead. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
I wrote the part for you. Who else can do Laika justice? | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
Hold that thought. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
I'm just going to go and get my cookies out the oven. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:39 | |
Wouldn't want the cookies to burn. Jack, d'you want to give me a hand? | 0:02:39 | 0:02:44 | |
-DOORBELL RINGS -Max will get it. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
Is the Snakes And Ladders concert really worth all this? | 0:02:46 | 0:02:50 | |
It's been voted the best live gig two years running. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
Yes, I think it's worth it. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
-What's with the bling? -Don't you love it? | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
Michael sent it to me in the post. Apparently it was pirate booty. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
It's been in my family for generations. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
-And your uncle just gave it to you? -Is it my lucky day or what? | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
Then at breakfast, I found the winning ticket in my cereal. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
I've won a VIP tour of the amusement park. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
-That's amazing! -And it gets better. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
Because on my way here just now, this £50 note flew all the way | 0:03:16 | 0:03:20 | |
down the street right into my chest. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
And it all started when that medallion arrived this morning. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:27 | |
Fascinating. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
So is the oven going to beep the cookies are ready? | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
What am I going to do about Sam's play? Do I take the part or what? | 0:03:31 | 0:03:35 | |
-Yeah, why not? -Cos it's the worst script I've ever read. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
-You said it was a masterpiece. -I was trying not to hurt Sam's feelings. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
-Tell Sam the truth. -After I told her how great | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
I thought her play was? | 0:03:44 | 0:03:45 | |
That would be worse. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
Maybe you shouldn't have lied. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
Lies between friends, not healthy. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:53 | |
Wait. What happened to the hot choc-chip cookies? | 0:03:53 | 0:03:58 | |
-Sorry, I lied. -OK. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
Lying might seem like a good idea, but people end up getting hurt. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:05 | |
Why are we even having this conversation? | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
-You said there were cookies. -No, I mean about Sam's play. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
It's so bad no theatre's going to allow it on stage. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
No director's ever going to sign up. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
What's the harm in agreeing to be the dog? | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
-Have you heard nothing I've said? -Thanks. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
This way, I spare Sam's feelings and I get to look like the hero. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:23 | |
It's hard to describe the feeling of elation, the joy, | 0:04:23 | 0:04:27 | |
the tears when this flew towards me. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
I can't believe I could be so lucky. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
I've been thinking about that amazing lucky streak. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
-How'd you like to put it to the test? -How do you mean? | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
Just a harmless little game... | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
If you win, then we'll know for sure that today really is your lucky day. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
If you lose, I don't know... | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
Say...you give me your medallion? | 0:04:46 | 0:04:50 | |
I couldn't! It's a family heirloom. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
If today is your lucky day, you can't lose. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
-What's the game? -A little game I call heads or tails. | 0:04:55 | 0:05:00 | |
-You mean we toss for it? -Exactly. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
Tails you win, heads I get the medallion. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:06 | |
No way. That's a double-headed coin. It's always heads. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:10 | |
-You know about this? -I gave it to you for Christmas. -Fine. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:14 | |
I'll give you £10 for it. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:17 | |
Wow, £10! | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
This is so my lucky day. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
Not any more, loser! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
-What do you mean? -Don't you realise? | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
Your lucky streak is because of this medallion | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
and you just gave it away for ten sweet pounds. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
You tricked me! You sold me down the river. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
Lucky streak, here I come. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
I've made up my mind. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
I'd love to star in your play. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
That's fantastic! Thank you! | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
Oh, no, thank you! | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
It would be an honour to portray Laika, let alone a challenge | 0:05:52 | 0:05:56 | |
and stretch of my acting skills. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:57 | |
Now all you need to do is find a director. Good luck with that. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:01 | |
I've already got a director signed up. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
Oh, you do? Wow! Congratulations. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:07 | |
Has the director read the script? | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
-Of course he has. What am I saying? -Can I be in it, too? I love dogs. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
Woof! Woof! | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
How about you deal with props? | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
Yes! | 0:06:19 | 0:06:20 | |
It seems a bit soon to be getting a props team together. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
You need somewhere to put the play on first. Good luck with that. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:27 | |
-The local theatre company are all set. -Really? | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
-Curtain goes up in seven days! -Oh, yay! | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
Doctor, you have to help me. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
What seems to be the problem? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
Every time I lie, my nose seems to grow. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
I find that hard to believe. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
Fine. I think you're a fine figure of a man | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
and I have every confidence in your ability. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
-Thank you very much. -See? | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
Yippee! | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
Max, listen to this. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
My uncle sent me a postcard. It turns out the medallion | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
he sent me, the medallion you're wearing, is cursed. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
Don't be ridiculous. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:41 | |
"Dear Ben, since sending you the medallion, | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
"my life has taken a real turn for the better after 20 years of pain." | 0:07:44 | 0:07:48 | |
And this concerns me how? | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
He says his hives have cleared up for the first time. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:54 | |
He says it must be destroyed. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
You wrote that postcard to try and get this lucky medallion back. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
I didn't, I swear. The medallion really is cursed. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:03 | |
How do you explain all that lucky stuff that happened to you? | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
Maybe it really was just my lucky day. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
Since you've been wearing it, | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
you haven't been having much luck. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
Just taking a while to kick in. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
It could happen to anyone. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
I wonder if I could bury my favourite bone | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
on the surface of the moon. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
-RUSSIAN ACCENT: -Prepare for moonwalk, Laika. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
One small step for man's best friend, one giant leap for dogkind. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:35 | |
-Down, Laika. Down! -Dani, I'm still not feeling your raw emotion. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:40 | |
You should be apprehensive, excited, terrified. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:45 | |
I'm sorry, but it feels false. Laika never landed on the moon. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
I know, but this sequence explores Laika's hopes and dreams. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:52 | |
Question. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:53 | |
The bit where Laika plays fetch on the moon - is that really possible? | 0:08:53 | 0:08:58 | |
Wouldn't the ball just fly into orbit when you tried to throw it? | 0:08:58 | 0:09:02 | |
-Let's take it from the top. -Not again. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
I mean, I want to keep it fresh. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
I'm sure I'll crack it tomorrow. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
-A live audience always gets me in the mood. -Great. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
Because the entire theatre is sold out. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
Gosh. Who'd have thought Laika Come Home would be so popular? | 0:09:17 | 0:09:21 | |
I can't go through with this. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
It's too late to back out now. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:24 | |
You should have told the truth in the first place. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
-Would you stop saying, "I told you so"? -I told you so. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
Let's see how your story stacks up. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
Get a lie-detector now, shall we? | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
-Did you rob the bank on Thursday night? -No, I did not. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
-Did you blow the vault door? -No, I did not. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:49 | |
Did you use the money to purchase expensive jewellery? | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
That's ridiculous. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:53 | |
All right, Fingers, that's enough. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
You've beaten the lie-detector...yet again. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:01 | |
You're free to go. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
Thanks, Inspector. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
But I'm watching you, Fingers! You hear me? I'm watching you! | 0:10:07 | 0:10:11 | |
Look on the bright side. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
It's just the local theatre. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
It's not like anyone important will see it. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
Great news. The talent agent I contacted just RSVP'd. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
He's coming to the show tomorrow night especially to see you perform. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:28 | |
Oh, you're welcome, darling. It's the least you deserve. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
Jack, we'd better pop back to theatre | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
to see if the pooper-scoop has arrived for Laika's moonwalk. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
-Good luck, Dani! -It's bad luck to say "good luck" in a theatre. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:41 | |
You should say, "Break a leg." | 0:10:41 | 0:10:42 | |
I'm learning so much about the theatre this week. Break a leg, Dani! | 0:10:42 | 0:10:46 | |
Ha-ha! Humans are so amusing with all that quaint superstition. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:54 | |
-It's so silly. -"Look at me! | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
"I'm stepping on a crack!" | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
"I'm opening an umbrella up inside!" | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:11:02 | 0:11:03 | |
"Check it out. I'm going to press button number 13!" | 0:11:03 | 0:11:06 | |
No, not that one! | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
Time troops! We're about to be slimed! | 0:11:08 | 0:11:12 | |
Code Red! Code Red! | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
And they say umbrellas indoors is unlucky. Nah-ha-ha! | 0:11:16 | 0:11:20 | |
If I'm seen in this barking mad play, | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
my entire career will be ruined. What am I gonna do? | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
Why don't you just drop out? | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
I can't. Sam will be crushed. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
Then come up with a really good excuse. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
A little white lie got me into this. Maybe it could get me out. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
Where's the harm? | 0:11:39 | 0:11:40 | |
Any chance you didn't notice that? | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
That's gonna really hurt your savings account. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
-Now go get me a pizza. -Your legs don't work? | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
Do you want to go to the Snakes And Ladders concert? | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
All right, I'll get you a pizza. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:53 | |
You want the usual? | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
Hang on. What was I thinking? You pay. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:59 | |
Hi, Sam. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
I'm really sorry, I can't be Laika. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
You'd better call my understudy. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
You see, the thing is, I had a bit of an accident. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:14 | |
You won't believe this, but... | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
I broke my leg and it's in a really huge cast. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:20 | |
No, no, no, there's no need for you to come over. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
No, no, that won't be necessary. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
Oh, that's really sweet. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
OK, I'll see you later. Bye! | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
What was I thinking? | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
Have you heard the news? | 0:13:08 | 0:13:09 | |
Three hyenas have escaped from the zoo. They're at large in the city! | 0:13:09 | 0:13:13 | |
-Where's Max? -He's gone to get me a meat feast pizza. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:17 | |
Don't tell me. A pack of hyenas stole your pizza? | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
It could happen to anyone. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
Here. Enjoy. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
Not the lie I would have chosen, but not bad. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
-DOORBELL RINGS -Ooh! Wish me luck. -Break a leg. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
Get this lot cleaned up. Fast! | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
-Oh, Dani, you poor thing. -To help scratch under the cast. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:46 | |
You really are the best. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
You poor thing. It's dreadful you won't be able to play Laika. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:54 | |
I know. Tell me about it. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
I was in agony and that's all I could think about. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
Maybe I could rewrite the script | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
so you can play Laika in a wheelchair. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
Don't be silly. That would go against everything | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
your play stands for. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:08 | |
Laika bounding ahead, one giant leap for dogkind. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
Where are your crutches? | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
The hospital ran out. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
This is the worst plaster job I've ever seen. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
-Did they do it with their eyes closed. -It's not that bad. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
Let me get you a snack. Sandwich? | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
You breaking your leg's a blessing in disguise. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
-In what way? -At least you don't have to appear in Sam's play. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
Hadn't really thought about it. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
-Did Sam mention something about a snack? -Help yourself. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
Honey or jam? > | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
Honey, please! | 0:14:50 | 0:14:51 | |
-One honey sandwich. -You needn't worry. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
My understudy's a really good actor. | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
He's only eight, but I've heard him bark. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
Jack, I need you in the kitchen. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
-What's up? -I bought some special cookies. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
Dani's faking. There's no broken leg! | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
It's a fake plaster. She's switched legs. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
She is one good actress. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
How could she lie to me like that? | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
Just to be clear, there aren't any cookies, are they? | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
Why would she jeopardise my very first play? | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
Maybe because she thinks Laika Come Home | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
is the worst script she's ever read. An offence to the art world. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:31 | |
-A literary train wreck. -She said that? | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
Maybe... | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
To be honest, yeah, she did. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
So she's been lying to me for the entire week? | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
Did I mention I love the play? | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
I want to hear Dani say she hates my play, that my writing sucks. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:49 | |
This whole culture of lying has to stop. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
I have to get her to confess. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
Have you considered being honest, | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
confronting her and having a real conversation about this? | 0:15:56 | 0:16:00 | |
Back in the real world... | 0:16:00 | 0:16:01 | |
-Are you with me? -Still seems a bit dishonest to me. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:05 | |
What choice do we have? | 0:16:05 | 0:16:06 | |
If we're honest, she lies to our faces. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
We're only lying to catch a liar. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
Once we do that, the lying stops. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
I suppose it might work, giving Dani a taste of her own medicine. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
And I have the perfect plan. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
That could happen to anyone. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:24 | |
You won't believe what happened. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
You've just had your VIP tour of the amusement park, | 0:16:26 | 0:16:30 | |
thanks to your lucky day with this medallion. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
-Congratulations. -There's nothing lucky about it. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
The day I got the medallion was the worst day of my life. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
I got lost in the haunted house. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
It was three hours before anyone realised the screaming dummy was me. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:45 | |
So what? Your VIP pass didn't exactly work out. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:49 | |
-What about that £50 note you found? -I used it for my fare home. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
I was arrested for circulating counterfeit money. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
-You're lying. -That medallion's cursed. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
Please stop trying to scam me. I'm not giving back this medallion. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:03 | |
Didn't realise a broken leg would be so boring. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
I got my step-dad to pull some strings | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
The specialist is going to give you a home visit. Surprise! | 0:17:12 | 0:17:16 | |
-He's coming here? -He's gonna examine your leg. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:19 | |
I don't think that'll be necessary. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:20 | |
Nonsense. You've broken your leg. You deserve to be seen by an expert. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:25 | |
DOORBELL | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
-That's him! -I don't feel like seeing a doctor right now. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
You again. Thanks for coming back. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
I forgot to take a blood sample. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
If you wouldn't mind rolling up your sleeve... | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
Oh, no, you don't! | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
I've never seen a plaster cast quite like this. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
So it's a bit shoddy, a bit rushed. Maybe the nurse was in a hurry. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
I did that one. I call it Picture Of A Doggy On Dani's Cast. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:06 | |
Something about this doesn't seem right. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
OK, you got me. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
The truth is... | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
Wait, aren't you in my acting class? Wednesday night in the village hall? | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
-Remember? Sam, didn't we lend him the bus fare home one time? | 0:18:16 | 0:18:20 | |
-That's right. This is Dr Rathborne. -Bone. -Rathbone. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:24 | |
He attends acting classes in his free time. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
-He definitely is a real, genuine doctor. -Yeah. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
Hmm... Oh, dear. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:37 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
-Oh, dear. -What is it? What's wrong? | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
Can you feel that? | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
-Yep. -It's worse than I thought. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
You have a very rare and serious condition. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
-It's called Pinocchitus disease. -Please say it isn't so. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:56 | |
But I thought I only had a broken leg...if that. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
Pinocchitus is a disease of the mind. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
I'll let the news sink in. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
Give me a call when you're ready to discuss this. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
Now. I'm ready now. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
-What's wrong with my mind? -You see? | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
She has to ask. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
I'm on the gner if you need me. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:15 | |
-The gner? -What gner? | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
You said you're on the gner if I need you. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
No, I'm on the phone. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
Auditory hallucinations already taking hold. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:24 | |
Thank you so much for coming. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:27 | |
Good luck. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
Spoon the flip-flops with your sprinkle. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
You too. Thanks for coming. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
Try to stay calm. Let's see what this disease involves | 0:19:45 | 0:19:49 | |
and then bugbears in blancmange can be ticklish, OK? | 0:19:49 | 0:19:53 | |
Ah, Pinocchitus disease. Let's see. Symptoms... | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
"First, you'll start hearing things, then you'll start to feel warm. | 0:19:57 | 0:20:01 | |
Some patients see spots before their eyes." | 0:20:01 | 0:20:02 | |
That doesn't sound so bad. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
"You may experience double vision and then paranoia sets in." | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
-How am I going to cope? -There's more. "And right before the end..." | 0:20:07 | 0:20:11 | |
-The end? -"You start speaking a nonsense language..." | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
I'm gonna be talking gibberish? | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
It sounds serious. You can't make this stuff up. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
-No, sir. -There must be a cure. -I'm sorry, Dani, there isn't a cure. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:24 | |
But we're your best friends. We'll be here for you. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
If you want to talk about anything... | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
anything you want to get off your chest before it's too late? | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
Nothing springs to mind. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:33 | |
So you really think this'll make Dani confess? | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
Definitely. All we have to do is turn up the heat. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:42 | |
Yeah, really put her under pressure. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
No, I mean literally turn up the heat. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
Wow, it's really hot in here. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
Can we open a window or something? | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
Don't be silly. It's cold out. | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
In fact, I can use another porcupine. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
Brrr, I'm freezing. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
Wiggle. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
Oh, no, feeling warm - it's the next symptom. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:09 | |
I didn't think the disease would progress this quickly. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
Please tell me you can see that. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
See what? | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
-What are you looking at? -It's what the medical journal said. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
I'm getting red spots before my eyes. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
That's it. I'm calling Dr Rathbone. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
Now, I know you had concerns about the size, | 0:21:31 | 0:21:35 | |
particularly the length, of your nose. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
But you'll be thrilled to know that the plastic surgery was a success. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
I'm sure you'll agree your face is now more evenly proportioned. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:50 | |
Wow, thanks! That's much better. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
The doctor should be here any minute. I left the door on the latch. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:04 | |
He said for me to bring down your temperature with a glass of water. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:08 | |
-Thanks, Sam. Which one's mine? -There's just one glass. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:11 | |
Oh, no, it's the next symptom. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
I've started to see double. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
Maybe a snack would help. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:18 | |
Please tell me you can see two sandwiches. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
All right, you got me. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
-Technically there should be two, but I ate the other one. -Hello? | 0:22:23 | 0:22:29 | |
Thank goodness, the doctor's arrived. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:30 | |
We're in here, Doctor. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
I understand you're seeing spots before your eyes. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:38 | |
Are you starting to see double yet? | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
-A little. -It's OK, Dani. Dr Rathbone is here to help. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:44 | |
There are two Dr Rathbones. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:45 | |
Please tell me you can see two Dr Rathbones. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:48 | |
She's been like this all afternoon. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
I'm not really sure how much she understands. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
Hmm. The Pinocchitus is a lot more advanced than I feared. | 0:22:56 | 0:23:00 | |
It is? | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
I'd recommend a second opinion, but there simply isn't time. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:10 | |
-I hope you've had put all your affairs in order. -He's right, Dani. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:17 | |
-You should tie up any loose ends. -Say anything that needs to be said. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:21 | |
Is there nothing you can do, Doctor? | 0:23:21 | 0:23:23 | |
The monkey with the suitcase threw the fox a party. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:27 | |
There's nothing I can do. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
Oh, no. You know what happens next? I start talking gibberish. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:34 | |
-I'm sorry, Dani. I didn't understand any of that. -No-o-o-o! | 0:23:34 | 0:23:39 | |
Cool, you got your laptop fixed. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
-Finally. Cola? -Don't mind if I do. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
Unlucky. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:49 | |
All right, all right, I admit it, this medallion's cursed. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:53 | |
Nothing's gone right since I got it. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
-Told you. Uncle's postcard was right. -Here. I want nothing to do with it. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:59 | |
No way. That curse is your problem. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
Wait a minute. There's a letter from the Snakes and Ladders Fan Club. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:06 | |
A backstage pass to their concert. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
My name was randomly selected from 5,000 fan club members. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:17 | |
I won! I knew it! | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
This medallion really IS lucky. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
It stays right around my neck, baby. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:26 | |
Wait a minute. Is that an owl? | 0:24:27 | 0:24:30 | |
In the daytime? In a built-up area? | 0:24:30 | 0:24:33 | |
-My pass! -OK, what were the chances of that? | 0:24:34 | 0:24:39 | |
Hang on. What's this? | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
Another letter from Snakes and Ladders. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
For Dani. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:50 | |
Sam, we need to talk. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
-There's something I have to say while I can talk. -I understood that. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:04 | |
This is hard to say and you'll be upset, | 0:25:05 | 0:25:08 | |
but...I don't have a broken leg. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
It's fake. I didn't want to be in your play | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
and I thought telling the truth would hurt your feelings, so I lied. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:18 | |
-I see. -Laika Come Home just didn't appeal to me. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
I couldn't connect with it, you know? | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
Theatre should pull at your heart strings, grip you, | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
take you to another place, really mesmerise... | 0:25:26 | 0:25:29 | |
All right. There's no need to go on about it. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:31 | |
I'm really sorry, Sam. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
I was so selfish. And now I'm afflicted with this horrible disease | 0:25:34 | 0:25:38 | |
and I've re-evaluated life. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:40 | |
Now I know what matters. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
We're friends and I should want to be in your play no matter what. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:45 | |
And now I'm sick and losing my mind and I just really hope | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
-you can forgive me. -At last. -Success! Give me some! | 0:25:48 | 0:25:52 | |
-What do you mean? -I knew you were faking. I just wanted you to confess. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
There's nothing wrong with you. Dr Rathbone was a fake. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:58 | |
-What about the other Dr Rathbone? -Twins. We figured, if we tricked you | 0:25:58 | 0:26:02 | |
you'd think twice before lying to us. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
So there's no such thing as Pinocchitus disease? | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
Of course not. I made it up. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:10 | |
Oh, Hallelujah! I'm gonna live! | 0:26:12 | 0:26:15 | |
-What about the spots? -Fake. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
Wow. Those two Dr Rathbones were really convincing. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 | |
-I wrote all their lines. -You really are a good writer. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:24 | |
-I promise I'll never lie again. -So you want to be in my play? | 0:26:24 | 0:26:27 | |
Look, you've made me realise what friendship is all about, | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
so I'm gonna be in your play. Woof, woof. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:33 | |
Thank you! | 0:26:33 | 0:26:34 | |
Curtains go up at seven. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
-Looking forward to it. -Break a leg. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
So, there you have it. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:41 | |
Now you understand why I agreed to be Laika the space dog. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:44 | |
You were already going to the Snakes and Ladders gig. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
Oh, yeah. How did you find out? | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
Your tickets just arrived. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:54 | |
You made me be your personal assistant for a whole week | 0:26:54 | 0:26:58 | |
and you were going anyway! | 0:26:58 | 0:26:59 | |
-You're just unlucky, I guess. -My luck's about to change. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:03 | |
-Good riddance, curse! -Wait. What is it? | 0:27:04 | 0:27:07 | |
Just a stupid old lump of gold. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
Wow, this would look great as the tag on Laika's collar. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:13 | |
-Wait. -What? | 0:27:13 | 0:27:16 | |
Oh, nothing. You go ahead. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:17 | |
Wear the medallion. Enjoy. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:19 | |
Right, I'm off to the theatre for our world premiere. Wish me luck. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:23 | |
That won't do much good. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:25 | |
Ow! Ow! My leg! | 0:27:27 | 0:27:29 | |
I think it's broken. Call an ambulance! | 0:27:29 | 0:27:32 | |
You shouldn't be watching TV while driving. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
-I'm fine. I do it all the time. -Look out! | 0:27:37 | 0:27:41 | |
-There's a dog in the fast lane! -Humans are so irresponsible! | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 | |
That thing should be on a lead. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:48 | |
-Aw! Aw, look what it's doing on the satellite. -Oh, dirty! | 0:27:48 | 0:27:54 | |
# Sometimes I feel like breaking free | 0:27:54 | 0:27:59 | |
# Let's lift these chains | 0:27:59 | 0:28:01 | |
# Let's rock this wave right out to sea | 0:28:01 | 0:28:06 | |
# I will be | 0:28:06 | 0:28:11 | |
# Breaking free. # | 0:28:11 | 0:28:12 | |
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