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Coordinator Zark! Coordinator Zark!

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-Something terrible has happened!

-What is it?

-It's my face! Look!

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-I have a wrinkle.

-You've got a wrinkle!

-I know, that's what I said!

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That means you're old, and as an old person, of course,

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you know you can't go street dancing any more.

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What? But I'm a street dancing champion!

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Check out my moves!

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DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

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-CRACK!

-Ow! Ow!

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From now on, it's a mug of hot cocoa, a warm blanket

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and bed before nine.

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-Oh, and no more Dani's House.

-What?! Why?

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Because, Granddad, Dani's House is too exciting.

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From now on, it's repeats of Songs Of Intergalactical Praise for you.

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Ha-ha-ha!

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Hey, guys! My name's Dani, and this...

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-Is her best friend Jack!

-Thanks. My name's Dani, and this...

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-Is her brother Max!

-And his best friend, Ben!

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As I was saying, my name's Dani, and this...

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-Is her friend Ruby!

-And I'm her sister Maisy!

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And I'm Dani, and this is the brilliant...

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THEY TALK OVER ONE ANOTHER

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WHISTLE BLOWS

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THEY LAUGH

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"And then Nurse Woodmagnet plunges into a treacherous lake

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"in search of the life-saving medicine

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"which is hidden at the bottom of the ocean."

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Guys, this episode is going to be amazing!

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-Dani! You all right?

-What are you doing?

-Me? Nothing.

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Actually, I'd best be off.

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-Jack!

-Sorry, Dani.

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Bit of a cash flow problem. I can't afford any food!

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Oh, you should have said. Eat anything you like.

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-You're in a good mood.

-Sure am!

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Zarina has given me an amazing new story line

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for the next episode of McHurties!

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This is really going to take me places, Jack.

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Honestly, I can feel it. Today McHurties, tomorrow Mc...Hollywood.

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That's weird. Why didn't Zarina give the new story line to Nurse Thorne?

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Come on, Sophie is the best actress.

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Ah, Sophie!

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# Everybody in love Go on, put your hands up... #

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Jack!

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Oh, sorry. Don't worry, you're the second best!

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You can't just turn up and get the good story lines straightaway!

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I've been at McHurties for years!

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-Sophie's only been around for five minutes!

-Ah, Sophie!

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# Everybody in love

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# Go on, put your hands up... #

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Right, this is unacceptable.

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-Jack. Jack!

-Hmm?

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DOORBELL RINGS

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SHE SIGHS

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-Oh!

-Hi, Dani!

-What?

-I think it was "Hi, Dani."

-Been for a run.

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"Been for a run." She is preparing for the decathlon competition.

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A decathlon?

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Discus! Javelin!

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She said, "Jack, give Maisy £20 because she's such a great person."

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No, I said this.

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"Fun-filled fitness competition for the freakishly fanatical

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"fans of fitness." Means the world to me.

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Plus, the best person wins an all-expenses-paid trip to Timbuktu!

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Wow!

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-Morning, everyone.

-When did you get here?

-Max and I had a sleepover.

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-Ben, Max doesn't live here any more.

-He doesn't?

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Oh, yeah. My mistake.

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I guess it was just me, then!

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Anyway, Dani. I need a favour.

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My grandma Judith's coming round to take me to the decathlon.

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-Can she hang out here till then?

-Yeah!

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We've never had a grandma in the house.

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-Will she bake us loads of cakes?

-Oh, I love baking!

-Actually...

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-Listen to classical music.

-I think you'll find...

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I love classical music too! She'll love me!

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Don't grans knit loads of woolly jumpers?

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-The thing is, our gran...

-She'll love me! I'm a knitting champion.

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I won gold at the Knitting Olympics.

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Welcome to the gold medal event here at the Knitting Olympics.

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The competitors are on the grid, and we are ready to start.

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The red lights are coming on. When they go out, we will be racing.

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Knit, knit, knit, knit, knit!

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Oh, just look at them go! Grandpa Ben is getting ahead.

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Just look at those knitting skills!

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Grandma Dani is not letting this one go!

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Look at how quick she's knitting. But Grandma Ruby is losing it!

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She's thrown in what looks like it should have been a towel!

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Look at this! Out of nowhere, from the back of the pack,

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Grandma Maisy seems to be ahead! Is she going to win this race?

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This knitting is going very, very, ridiculously fast!

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Wait. Hey, why is it coming in this direction? OK. No, please!

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Stop knitting now! OK, Grandma Maisy, you can stop! Stop! Oh!

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Can someone stop her knitting, now!

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DOORBELL RINGS

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I'll get it! This'll be Ruby's grandma.

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-I'm Judith.

-And?

-GRANDMA Judith.

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A grandma? Yeah, good one. See you.

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-Gran!

-Ruby! Oh, and Maisy! Oh, darling!

-This is your gran?

-Yep.

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-Grandma, this is my friend Jack.

-You don't look much like a grandma.

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-Ha!

-Ah! Or act like one. You're into classical music, though, right?

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Nah! Tinie Tempah's way better.

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# Written in the stars A million miles away... #

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Excuse me, how about knitting?

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I have never knitted in my life!

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Now, time for your presents.

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First, for you, Ruby.

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-A state-of-the-art 3-D vision goggles MP3 player!

-Aaaah!

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Now you can watch TV while you're jogging!

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-How would you see where you're jogging?

-Who cares? This is cool!

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-Right, what's my present?

-I bought you an...

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Xbox!

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-Xbox. Eggs in a box?

-You've been pranked! That's my present to you!

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You know I'm the queen of pranks!

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Not for long!

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I hereby challenge you to a prank-off.

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Bring it on.

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You will never have my crown, Maisy.

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SHE GIGGLES HYSTERICALLY

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-You've got to help me beat her!

-No way! She hasn't pranked me,

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so why would I want to prank her? I'm out of here.

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When do I start?

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Yes, Zarina?

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You're fired. Hurry up!

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Erm, wow, that was harsh!

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If I ask for a skinny-fattish banana milkshake, I don't expect strawberry.

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I just want to say how grateful I am for this story line.

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-And so you should be.

-Just one thing, though.

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-You know when I'm meant to swim in the treacherous lake?

-Yes?

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Could I have a stunt double?

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I wouldn't want to get Nurse Woodmagnet's new hairdo wet.

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Dani, I don't do diva demands.

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Oh, no, that's not what I meant.

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-Hey, Zarina!

-Oh, Sophie, darling!

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-Call me Zee.

-OK, Zee!

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Anyway, I just wanted to ask you something.

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Can I have vanilla candles with a hint of lemon zest

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-in my dressing room?

-Yeah, good luck with that!

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Of course you can, darling. Anything for you!

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Now, make sure you read your scripts later.

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I may just have some great story lines for you!

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And that's me speechless!

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Hiya, D. Everything OK?

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No, Jack. Everything is not OK.

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Sophie and Zarina have become best mates all of a sudden.

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She even calls her Zee! It's like I'm invisible.

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I know what this is all about!

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Sophie is trying to steal my amazing story lines.

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No, Sophie isn't like that.

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-She's kind and she's sweet and she's got lovely hair.

-Jack!

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-Where's all my food gone?

-Like I said, cash flow problems. I'm skint!

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Hang on. Why don't you become a runner on McHurties?

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-Our last one got fired.

-I don't want to be a runner.

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-I hate exercise.

-But then you can see that I'm right about Sophie.

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She is trying to steal my story line!

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OK. Well, if Sophie'll be there!

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Ah, Sophie!

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# Everybody in love Go on put your hands up... #

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What?

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Listen up, Private Benjamin! It's time for Operation WTCOQOPFGJ!

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-Operation what?

-Win The Crown Of Queen Of Pranks From Grandma Judith.

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-Obviously!

-Obviously.

-So, for plan A, all we need is this.

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Gasp!

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DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

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All we have to do is leave the tray here. The perfect trap!

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-What?

-Shhh!

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-Sorry.

-Shhh! Will you pass me that?

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DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES

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Right, that's enough!

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Go and listen to your music somewhere else!

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I need to train in peace.

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-That trip to Timbuktu is not going to win itself!

-Oh, Ruby.

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Learn to have some fun, won't you?

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JUDITH: Ahhh!

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BOTH: It's worked! Yes!

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SPLAT!

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Nice try, Maisy, but you're going to have to do better than that

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if you're going to out-prank the queen of pranks!

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Ha-ha-ha!

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-IN A HIGH VOICE:

-Hi!

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-CLEARS THROAT:

-Er, hi, Sophie.

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Hi.

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# Everybody in love... #

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Have I got something on my nose?

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Jack, why are you wearing that?

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Oh, I'm a runner.

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Not that kind of runner, you fool! You get me stuff. Do as I shout.

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Firstly, get me some banoffee pie.

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Then hand these script changes to Dani and here's your walkie-talkie.

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Oh, pretty! Banoffee pie for Zarina.

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I repeat, banoffee pie for Zarina.

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Script from Zarina. I repeat, script from Zarina.

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See what I mean? Look at her, laughing at Zarina's lame-o jokes.

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She's such a suck-up.

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-I really don't think so.

-What?

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Dani, I haven't been a runner for all these years

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without being able to tell

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when someone's being a little bit jealous.

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Anyway, back to work. Jack is back to work.

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I repeat, Jack is back to work!

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So, what's changed in the script, then?

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What?!

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Nurse Thorne now jumps in the lake to find the life-saving medicine?

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She has stolen my story line!

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CLAP-CLAP!

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Stand by for a take!

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Cameraman!

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Running!

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Scene 27, take one.

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And...action!

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Nurse Thorne, I require your assistance in the surgery room.

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We're going to attempt some groundbreaking surgery.

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-Right away, Dr Rugburn.

-Don't worry, Nurse Thorne. I've got this.

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No, I've got this.

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But you need me to assist you, don't you, Dr Rugburn?

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No, he's fine with me. I'm in the next scene, not you!

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-You stole my part!

-Cut!

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-What on Earth are you doing, Dani?

-You gave my story line to Sophie!

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Because you were being a diva! "Oh, I don't want to get my hair wet!"

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Well, I haven't got time for that, so I gave it to Sophie.

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SHE doesn't complain. Come on, Sophie.

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We need to teach Maisy a lesson. Trying to make ME step in glue?

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She won't get away with that.

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Come on, Gran. I know you don't like acting your own age,

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but that doesn't mean you have to act Maisy's age instead.

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JUDITH SOBS

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Maybe you're right. Maybe I should just let her get the better of me.

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Me, a little old lady!

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I might as well just throw in the towel and give up.

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I'm just too old and vulnerable.

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Oh, don't play the "poor old grandma" card, Grandma.

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Well, if you won't help me,

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you could always run the hundred miles to your decathlon competition!

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I can't do that, I'll be out of breath before I've even started!

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Fine! What do I do?

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BOTH: Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Grandma Judith is so very cunning!

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Pranking looks like great fun.

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Coordinator, like you said, my poor legs hurt so very much.

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-Could you get me some Galactican syrup?

-No, get it yourself!

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-I'm sorry, I'm just so old!

-All right, then!

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Why is it always me?

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-Oh.

-There.

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Erm, I'd love some marshmallows with it, but my poor feet!

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OK, I'll get them.

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If your feet weren't so big, they probably wouldn't hurt.

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And that delicious thing the humans eat up, squirty cream?

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-I'm so old!

-Fine!

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You know, being old isn't all that bad!

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Oh, I'm sorry, my hand slipped! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha!

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Push me?

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This must be another prank!

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I bet you Gran thinks if it says "push me",

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I'll do the opposite and not push it, so I'm going to push it instead.

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I've no idea what you just said.

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See? Nothing happened.

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GURGLING

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SPLAT!

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Where did that come from?

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Ben, no!

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Oh, that's where that came from!

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Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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-Grandma!

-Oh, this is going straight online! It'll be a sensation!

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"The queen of pranks strikes again!" Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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CACKLING

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Hubble, bubble, toil and trouble.

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ALL: Fire burn and cauldron bubble!

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-Add a bat.

-A tiny, wee gnat.

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-Some raven eggs.

-Two frog's legs.

-Six bugs.

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And some mugs!

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THEY CACKLE

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Mugs?

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Whit? At least it rhymed.

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Jack!

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-HE PANTS

-Still on it!

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I can't handle this any more, Dani.

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I'm so busy doing stuff for Zarina, I haven't even had time to eat!

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Jack, I've been thinking, and this is hard for me to say,

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-but I think you were right.

-Right about what?

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Me and Nurse Thorne. I was jealous. I've been really horrible to Sophie.

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Jack! One minute, 30 seconds left!

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What have I become? I've got to put this right.

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-Sophie.

-Yes, Dani?

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I just wanted to say I'm sorry about all the horrible things

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I said about you.

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I was jealous. You and Zarina get on so well.

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Yes, but you're her favourite, everyone knows that.

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And we all look up to you.

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Really?

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How would you like to, you know, maybe hang out at mine after work?

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With you?

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-That sounds great!

-How's six o'clock?

-Yep, see you at six!

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See? I'm not a diva. Now go away, little people.

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I need to be left alone.

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Just kidding!

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Right, we've got to get ready.

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Sophie's coming round. I'm determined to make it up to her..

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-HE SNORES

-Jack!

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-JACK!

-Agh!

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That was THE most exhausting day of my life.

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-Please don't make me go back there, Dani.

-What's in the bag?

-Er, nothing.

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I know what you're thinking...

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but I did not take this food from the McHurties set.

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OK, I did take all this food from the McHurties set. Sorry.

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Look, never mind that.

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-when Sophie comes round, I want you to, er, you know...

-I really don't.

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-Well, just make me look really nice.

-Don't think I could.

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Well, it can't be THAT hard.

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Then Sophie might put in a good word for me with Zarina,

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as they're such great mates, then she might give me a good story line.

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-Not that that's the reason why I'm doing this.

-Yeah, sure.

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Right, come on. I want to make a good impression,

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and what better way than a smoothie?

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-You're making a smoothie?

-No, YOU'RE making one.

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-DOORBELL RINGS

-She's here.

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Everything's ready for the prank to end all pranks.

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-We've got her now and the crown is mine.

-Genius, Maisy!

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-Hey, Dani.

-Hi, Sophie. Come on through.

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Good to see you.

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You look great, by the way.

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Thanks. Er, so do you.

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Here you go - two delicious smoothies.

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Dani's really, really nice.

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That's, er...good to know.

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Ugh! What is in this?!

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That's disgusting. What did you put in it?

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-# Everybody in love... #

-Jack?

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I give up.

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Ah, Maisy!

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Ben.

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Ben!

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BEN!

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Right. This is it.

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All you have to do is slyly get Grandma in to the living room.

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It'd be too obvious if I did it. Good work, soldier.

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Aye-aye, Captain. Ow!

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Look, Sophie, I know I've already apologised but...

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I want you to know how awful I feel about what happened.

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I was SUCH a diva.

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I don't know what came over me. Now I see we've got a lot in common.

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-Thanks.

-And you have my word -

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I will never to anything underhand to you, ever again.

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SHE SHRIEKS

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JACK: Dani, what have you done?!

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I am so sorry, Sophie. I don't know what happened.

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-You must think I was born yesterday.

-What?!

-You did this deliberately.

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-No, of course not.

-Zarina's right - you're just a diva,

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out to do anything to get the best story lines.

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I didn't do anything.

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-No. But

-I

-think I know who did. Maisy-Lazy.

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WHIRRING

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Oh, no!

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LET ME OUT!

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Didn't I warn you? I'm still the queen of pranks.

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Always have been, always will be.

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SHE CACKLES

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I've had enough, Ben. She's just too good. I can't compete.

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Fair enough, Maisy. Let's call it a day. We'll let her win.

0:19:190:19:22

-Is that all you've got?

-What? I think you're right. She is too good.

0:19:240:19:28

You're my wingman - you should give a rousing speech, not accept defeat.

0:19:280:19:32

Well...

0:19:320:19:34

Maisy, never give up.

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Did Harry Potter give up when he tried to defeat you know who?

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I don't think so. I know you can do it. You're a genius, Maisy. The best.

0:19:400:19:45

We need to fight on. Beat the queen of pranks at her own game.

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You can defeat her! You're the best prankster there is.

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That crown should be yours!

0:19:510:19:53

-How was that?

-Ben...let's get pranking!

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-Sorry about accusing you, Dani.

-It's OK. She forgives you. Who wouldn't?

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Don't worry about it.

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Imagine Zarina's face if it was her trapped in that sofa!

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-She would've been so angry.

-I know! She's not the best boss, is she?

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She's the worst boss there is!

0:20:330:20:34

-Have you ever noticed how her feet smell like...

-BOTH: Mouldy cheese!

0:20:340:20:39

-Are you ready?

-I was born ready.

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OK, here's the plan.

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You jump out of this little baby and splatter her ALL OVER!

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Let's go.

0:20:500:20:51

-You should've seen her face.

-No!

-Gran!

0:20:520:20:55

I'm sorry about this whole pranking war. You were always the queen.

0:20:550:20:59

-I don't know why I challenged you.

-Really?

-Absolutely.

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So let's just say that you win

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and we'll never prank each other ever again.

0:21:040:21:07

Ah...what's in it for you?

0:21:070:21:09

-Nothing. I just want this whole thing to be over.

-Well, what's that?

0:21:090:21:15

What's what?

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Oh! I forgot.

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Made a present for you, just to say I'm sorry.

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Ha! Wow!

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-What a cake.

-Maisy, Maisy, Maisy. Do you think I know nothing?

0:21:270:21:32

The old cake-in-the-face trick? It was my first prank.

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So, what kind is it? Exploding, or... No, let me think.

0:21:350:21:39

Ben jumps out and splatters me in the face with it. So old school!

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Mind you... Mm. Mm!

0:21:450:21:47

I do like a bit of cream. Mm. Where is he?

0:21:480:21:52

He must be in there somewhere. Mm!

0:21:520:21:55

You'd have to get up early to catch me out.

0:21:550:21:58

Oh.

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Oh, you wanted me in the cake?

0:22:010:22:03

Ben!

0:22:030:22:05

-Ben, you're a genius!

-Huh?

0:22:100:22:14

You know, Grandma, you're right.

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I want people to splatter you.

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But if I could make you splatter yourself?

0:22:190:22:23

-I won! I'm the queen of pranks.

-Ooh, that makes me the king!

0:22:240:22:28

Mm.

0:22:330:22:36

Morning!

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Oh, someone's in a good mood.

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Of course I am. Sophie and I got on really well.

0:22:380:22:41

-Ah!

-I'm sure she'll put in a good word for me with Zarina.

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Big story lines, here I come!

0:22:440:22:46

DOORBELL RINGS

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BANGING ON DOOR

0:22:480:22:51

-You are in big trouble, missy.

-What?! What have I done?

0:22:540:22:58

-Horrible boss, am I? The worst person to work for ever?

-What?!

0:22:580:23:02

-And you think I smell of mouldy cheese, do you?

-No!

0:23:020:23:05

I know you do. Sophie's told me the horrible things you said about me.

0:23:050:23:09

-You don't understand! I was joking!

-Oh! Very funny! Not.

0:23:090:23:13

At least I have one professional brilliant actress - Sophie.

0:23:130:23:17

-I don't know why I give you such good story lines.

-She said it, not me!

0:23:170:23:21

Ouch. Why did you say those things?

0:23:250:23:28

You were there! You know I was joking.

0:23:280:23:30

And Sophie said it too.

0:23:300:23:32

I can't believe she told Zarina.

0:23:320:23:34

She wants to be her favourite.

0:23:340:23:36

She did deliberately steal my story line.

0:23:360:23:38

-I can't believe she'd do that.

-I need to prove it to Zarina.

0:23:380:23:41

And I know just who can help. Come on!

0:23:410:23:44

And you want me to help?

0:23:440:23:46

-Well, you are the queen of pranks.

-And I'm the king.

0:23:460:23:49

So, please can you help me?

0:23:490:23:51

Help me what?

0:23:510:23:52

Help me, your highness, O queen of pranks.

0:23:540:23:57

Then I agree.

0:23:570:23:58

BOTH: Thanks, Maisy... queen of pranks.

0:23:580:24:02

Dismissed.

0:24:020:24:03

-Right, you know what we have to do, Ben?

-No.

0:24:050:24:08

Time to call for back-up.

0:24:080:24:10

Hello, back-up?

0:24:110:24:13

Hi, Sophie.

0:24:240:24:25

-Is Zarina not happy with you?

-Not particularly.

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She doesn't like being called a horrible boss

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-or told she smells of cheese.

-Oh, yeah. Sorry about that, Dani.

0:24:320:24:38

So, have you got your walkie-talkie?

0:24:380:24:41

-Got my walkie-talkie. Repeat, got my...!

-Shh!

0:24:410:24:44

You have to get Sophie to admit

0:24:440:24:46

she tricked Dani into saying those things about Zarina.

0:24:460:24:49

I will secretly record it on my phone, play it to Zarina

0:24:490:24:53

and Bob's your uncle! Or Maisy's the queen of pranks.

0:24:530:24:56

-Simple.

-Doesn't sound simple.

-Shh! Now, go.

0:24:560:25:00

Why did you tell Zarina I said those things?

0:25:040:25:07

-You know we were both joking.

-I know, but...

0:25:070:25:09

I have to get the best story lines, Dani,

0:25:090:25:11

-and making you look bad is the best way to get them.

-But!

0:25:110:25:14

I'd do anything to get them,

0:25:140:25:16

even become best mates with the annoying Zarina.

0:25:160:25:20

Aha!

0:25:200:25:21

Caught red-handed.

0:25:210:25:22

What?!

0:25:220:25:24

ENGAGED TONE BLEEPS

0:25:240:25:26

Won't work!

0:25:260:25:27

Was that your attempt to catch me out? You failed again, Dani!

0:25:270:25:31

I don't think she did.

0:25:310:25:32

What are you talking about, Grandma?

0:25:320:25:35

Zee!

0:25:350:25:37

Dani's being mean to me...

0:25:370:25:39

Oh, stop it, Sophie. I heard everything you said,

0:25:390:25:43

thanks to this lady.

0:25:430:25:46

Mm-mm-hmm-hm!

0:25:460:25:48

SHE GASPS

0:25:480:25:50

Uh-oh...

0:25:520:25:53

Not so smug now, are we?

0:25:530:25:55

You are in big trouble, missy!

0:25:550:25:57

I can't thank you enough for doing that, Judith.

0:26:000:26:03

No problem.

0:26:030:26:04

Well, I quit. I've never worked so hard in my life.

0:26:040:26:08

Sophie isn't half as nice as on TV.

0:26:080:26:10

-Look, it's working!

-'..become best mates with the annoying Zarina.'

0:26:100:26:14

A bit late, don't you think, Maisy?

0:26:140:26:16

-You might have to give me that crown back.

-She's got a point.

0:26:160:26:19

OK, OK.

0:26:190:26:21

You win this time.

0:26:210:26:22

But the war isn't over yet.

0:26:220:26:24

Oh, I'll never give up pranking, Maisy.

0:26:240:26:26

But you do put up a good fight.

0:26:260:26:28

Maybe one day, you'll be the queen of pranks.

0:26:280:26:31

Right, Grandma, can you drive me to the competition now?

0:26:310:26:35

And no pranks on the way. SHE CHUCKLES

0:26:350:26:39

What? What have you done?

0:26:390:26:41

Nothing!

0:26:410:26:43

-You always do something.

-No, I don't!

0:26:430:26:46

-I know you've done something.

-I haven't!

0:26:460:26:48

Well? Come on, then, Gran, I'm waiting!

0:26:480:26:51

OK.

0:26:510:26:52

THEY LAUGH

0:26:560:26:57

Great.

0:27:020:27:03

Oh, what a fantastic episode!

0:27:080:27:10

I told you Dani's House is better than Songs Of Intergalactic Praise.

0:27:100:27:14

Hang on! We were wrong about old people!

0:27:180:27:21

-Being old doesn't mean you can't do anything.

-Yes, it does.

0:27:210:27:24

Well, Grandma Judith isn't lazy...

0:27:240:27:26

Hang on! You pranked me, didn't you?

0:27:260:27:30

No, of course not.

0:27:300:27:32

-Right, that's it!

-What are you doing?

0:27:320:27:35

-Time for me to get my revenge...

-What? No!

0:27:350:27:37

Noooooo!

0:27:400:27:42

I'll let him back in soon. If he's lucky! Ha-ha-ha!

0:27:420:27:46

# Sometimes I feel like breaking free

0:27:490:27:54

# Let's lift these chains

0:27:540:27:56

# Let's rock this wave right out to sea

0:27:560:28:01

# I will be breaking free. #

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