Rubberbands and Paperclips Dennis & Gnasher
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-Ready, Gnasher? -Yes, yes! -Let's go! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# Playing by the rules | 0:00:04 | 0:00:07 | |
# Is highly overrated | 0:00:07 | 0:00:11 | |
# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# They can't hold us back | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
# We'll make the most of every second | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# After all is said and done | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
# Shout one for all and all for one | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
# Nothing's gonna bring us down today, yeah | 0:00:28 | 0:00:33 | |
# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. # | 0:00:33 | 0:00:38 | |
Presenting the Menace Mark One Meteor, | 0:00:57 | 0:01:01 | |
which will take me, Commander Den Dare, | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
on the first pedal powered mission to Mars. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:08 | |
Jump in, Gnasher. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
Initiating leg power! | 0:01:15 | 0:01:19 | |
SCREECH! | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
We have lift-off! | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
-Ooh! -Wow! | 0:01:26 | 0:01:27 | |
Switching to glide control. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:31 | |
WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
Red alert! Prepare to eject! | 0:01:40 | 0:01:44 | |
Whoa! | 0:01:44 | 0:01:45 | |
Aaargh! | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
CRASH! | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
Oh... | 0:01:53 | 0:01:54 | |
Dad, you don't understand! | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
It's not just a bike, it's a pedal powered interplanetary cruiser! | 0:01:58 | 0:02:04 | |
But now it's useless. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
Dad, I need a new bike. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
No! | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
HE HUMS HAPPILY | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
-Dad! -Aargh! -I need a new bike! | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
I said NO! | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
'And in other news, Dennis has got a new bike!' | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
Dennis, a bike costs money. It doesn't grow on trees, you know. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:31 | |
Haven't you got any money? | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
Not enough for a new bike. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
But you work your fingers to the bone in that office. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:39 | |
That's because I love my job. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
And I do practically run the rubber band and paperclip division. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:45 | |
That's what I mean - they can't do without you. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
Well, that's true. If it wasn't for me it'd grind to a halt. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:52 | |
Exactly. So, ask your boss for a rise. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:57 | |
What?! You're joking. Ask Mr Scrimp for more cash? | 0:02:57 | 0:03:01 | |
He's the meanest man in Beanotown. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
Dad, are you a man or a mouse? | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
Stand up to the old skinflint! | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
You know, you're right! He should be paying me more. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:13 | |
I'll march up to the old miser's office and demand a raise! | 0:03:13 | 0:03:18 | |
WHAT?! | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
Have you taken leave of your senses? | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
I didn't get where I am today by giving handouts | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
to every Tom, Dick and what's-his-name | 0:03:25 | 0:03:28 | |
who walks through that door! | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
£1,101... | 0:03:31 | 0:03:32 | |
GET OUT!!! | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
You know what, Gnash? | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
When Dad gets back, he's gonna buy me the best bike in the... | 0:03:38 | 0:03:42 | |
Dad? What happened?! | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
I'll tell you what happened, Dennis, I talked to Mr Scrimp, | 0:03:46 | 0:03:50 | |
and he agreed he wasn't paying me the right amount. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
See! I told you it would work. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
He's not giving me more money, | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
he's cutting my wages for wasting his time! | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
Oh, why did I listen to you?! | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
Remind me again, Dennis, why are we trashing your house? | 0:04:08 | 0:04:12 | |
Cos I'm trying to make it look like we're dead poor. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
How's that going to get you a new bike? | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
If Dad had more money, he could buy me one, right? | 0:04:20 | 0:04:24 | |
And if Dad's boss sees how poor we are, | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
he'll feel bad and give Dad a rise. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
Listen and learn, boys. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
Ahem. Is that you, Scrimp? This is Hiram Bigbucks of US HQ. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:38 | |
Yeah, your boss. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
Drop what you're doing and go see what's-his-name, | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
works in rubber bands and paperclips. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
I can't think why Mr Bigbucks wants me to go round | 0:04:46 | 0:04:50 | |
to wretched what's-his-name's wretched house. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:54 | |
Still, he's the boss. Whatever he says, goes. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:58 | |
Oh! | 0:05:03 | 0:05:04 | |
Is this that wretched what's-his-name's house? | 0:05:07 | 0:05:11 | |
COCKNEY ACCENT: Yeah, I'm that wretched what's-his-name's son. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:15 | |
-Come in, guv'nor, come in. -COUGHS FEEBLY | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
Goodness, this is...incredible. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:26 | |
Oh, don't you worry about us, your wealthiness. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
We're poor, but we're happy. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
Oh, where's me manners? How about a lovely cup of char? | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
'Ere, take a seat, sir. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
Urgh... | 0:05:38 | 0:05:39 | |
Family heirloom. Been used 23 times. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:45 | |
But it still makes a lovely brew. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
That's awful. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:49 | |
But it's the only one we've got. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
Not that, everything. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
When what's-his-name asked me for a raise, I had no idea. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:58 | |
Look, when your father gets back, tell him I'm doubling his salary. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:03 | |
Nobody should have to live like this. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:07 | |
Yes! Result! | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
-Mr Scrimp! -What's-his-name? | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
I'm sorry I didn't know you were coming. We were shopping. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:16 | |
Shopping? On your income? | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
-Just a few groceries, you know. -Really? | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
-So what's this, then? -BUZZES | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
Oh, it's, uh...it's the latest thing. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
A Swiss Army moustache trimmer. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
What?! How can you afford some fancy new gizmo | 0:06:29 | 0:06:34 | |
when your family are starving? | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
Must've been a free give-away. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
We're not starving! I'm going to cook spaghetti for supper. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:43 | |
It's only tinned spaghetti... | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
I'm starting to smell a rat. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
You're not really poor! | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
This play-acting was just a sham to get me to give you more money! | 0:06:50 | 0:06:55 | |
Play-acting?! I don't understand. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
Nice try, what's-his-name, but your devious little ploy has failed! | 0:06:58 | 0:07:03 | |
Ooh, one more thing... | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
-you're FIRED! -But... Oh! | 0:07:05 | 0:07:09 | |
All right, Dennis, what's going on? | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
SCREAMS | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
Oh, my house! My beautiful house! | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
DENNIS! | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
Eh...don't worry, Mum, we can fix the house | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
and I'm sure Dad'll be able to get a new job... | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
easy-peasy. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
Ooh, ooh... | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
WHISTLE BLOWS Oh! | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
Someone's dropped that, never know when you might need it. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:40 | |
It's hopeless! I'm hopeless! Nobody wants to employ me. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:45 | |
Fired from 13 jobs in one day. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
That's got to be a record! | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
Paper clips and rubber bands are all I know. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
I was happy working for Mr Scrimp. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
Don't worry, Dad, I'll get you your old job back. Just leave it to me! | 0:07:57 | 0:08:03 | |
OK, Gnasher, we'll show Mr Scrimp | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
how the rubber band and paper clip division is rubbish without Dad. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:13 | |
Follow me! | 0:08:13 | 0:08:14 | |
SPLAT! | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
-THEY GIGGLE -Oi! | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
KERPOW! MUFFLED SHOUTS | 0:08:20 | 0:08:21 | |
Take cover! | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
What's going on? Stop all this nonsense and get back to work! | 0:08:23 | 0:08:28 | |
-SPLAT! -Who did that? | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
Whoa-oa-oa! | 0:08:33 | 0:08:34 | |
Waaaah! | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
SHOUTS AND BANGING | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
HE PANTS AND GASPS | 0:08:40 | 0:08:41 | |
OK, Gnasher, here we go. The world's biggest rubber band ball! | 0:08:41 | 0:08:47 | |
Heave! | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
-THUDDING -Aaargh! | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
Aaargh! | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
-PING! -Aaaargh! | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
SCREAMING AND BANGING | 0:09:01 | 0:09:05 | |
AAAAARGH! OOOOOH... | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
CRASH! ALARMS BLARE | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
SLURP! | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
Oh, it's you, what's-his-name's son. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:17 | |
-Thank you. -Think nothing of it. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
Hm, I don't understand it. The paper clip division ran like clockwork | 0:09:20 | 0:09:26 | |
with your father in charge. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
Yes. Pity you sacked him. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
Maybe I was a tad hasty. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
I wonder if he'd come back and work for me again? | 0:09:34 | 0:09:39 | |
Only one way to find out... | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
Step up now, don't be snooty. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
Come and try my Tutti Frutti. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
SCRREEECH! | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
Ah, what's-his-name. How would you like your old job back? | 0:09:50 | 0:09:55 | |
I'll double your salary. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
What?! Well, I don't know, I... | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
Triple it then! | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
I need you back, what's-his-name, the place has gone to the dogs. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:05 | |
Well, in that case, I'd love to come back. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
Excellent. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:09 | |
-Jump in then. -TYRES SCREECH | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
So, Dad, eh...about my new bike. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
-I was thinking 21 gears, dual suspension... -Dennis, | 0:10:17 | 0:10:22 | |
there isn't going to be a new bike. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
That's right. After paying to redecorate the house, | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
I won't be able to give you more pocket money until you're 37. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:32 | |
-And you can have a new bike when you're 48. -But... | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
What am I supposed to do until then?! | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
You know, it's amazing what you can do with a few paper clips | 0:10:38 | 0:10:43 | |
and rubber bands... | 0:10:43 | 0:10:44 | |
DENNIS GROANS | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
E-mail [email protected] | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 |
