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-Ready, Gnasher?

-Yes, yes!

-Let's go!

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# Playing by the rules

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# Is highly overrated

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# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

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# They can't hold us back

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# We'll make the most of every second

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# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

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# After all is said and done

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# Shout one for all and all for fun

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# Nothing's gonna bring us down today, yeah

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# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #

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A whole year we've waited for them to do the park up!

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-It's got to be the most amazing park in the world!

-Yeah!

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Imagine all the brilliant slides and roundabouts you'd build in a year!

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Yeah! Maybe they've got waterslides and...and...

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a rollercoaster!

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THEY ALL WHOOP AND CHEER

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Hang on!

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Where's all the fun stuff?

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Where's my rollercoaster?

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Maybe the play park's been moved cos it's so big and great.

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We're here now. Might as well make the best of it.

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THEY CHEER

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On me head, Pie-Face!

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I've got it! I've got it!

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Come on, this way!

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Ay! Over to me!

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Oi! You lot!

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Can't you see the sign?

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No ball games!

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We're just playing, mister.

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I'm not going to win Park Of The Year

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-with scruffs like you around.

-We're just having a bit of fun.

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I said, no ball games!

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Ha! No-one messes with Parky Bowls.

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-Coo-ee! Dennis!

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Isn't it lovely, Dennis? Look at these daisies Bea picked for me.

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Daisies? Please!

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PANTING

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Oh... This is just lovely, isn't it?

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HE PANTS

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Fancy a game, Dennis?

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Don't push your luck!

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Chess?! In the park?!

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EXPLOSION Rally the troops! Fire cannons!

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Oi! What's your game?

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No cannons in the park!

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Didn't you see the sign?

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But I've been doing these historical re-enactments for years!

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Everyone likes the Colonel's battles.

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Yes! It's a park tradition.

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Are those park daisies, madam?

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Ooh... Um...um...

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No battles! I'm not having it!

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Now clear off or I'll have the law on the lot of you!

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Go on! You've not heard the last of this!

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You horrid little man!

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What a rotten day this has turned into.

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That rotten parky has ruined the place!

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Dennis, look!

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Hey! Things are looking up!

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DENNIS GRUNTS

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It's all the old park stuff.

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The parky dumped it all. How could he?!

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My favourite swing...

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Here's that dent from when I fell on the slide.

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They look like giant dinosaur bones, don't they, Gnasher?

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Yes!

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Dinosaur bones!

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Hey! That gives me an idea.

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Come on, lads.

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Maybe we'll get our great day in the park after all!

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-Whoa! It's taken all day, but that's the last of it, Dennis.

-Good!

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Just time to get to the park before it closes.

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NOW will you tell us what you're up to?

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Absolutely. Gnasher, would you do the honours?

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Ruff!

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GNASHER SNARLS

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THEY GASP It's a...

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THEY GASP

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LOUD GURGLING

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Oh, my!

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Oh-oh! It's a pond monster!

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PEOPLE SHRIEK

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PEOPLE SHOUT

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-Oh!

-Oh, no!

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LOUD ROARING

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GNASHER ROARS

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DENNIS CHUCKLES

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Got him!

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Hard to stern, boys!

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THEY STRAIN

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This can't happen!

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Not on the first day!

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Hey, get back! Here, can't you see the signs?

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MONSTER ROARS

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HE PANTS

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THEY LAUGH

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That's fixed him!

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Full speed ahead!

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PIE-FACE AND CURLY PANT

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CRASH!

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Back her up!

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THEY GASP

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CRASH!

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Abandon monster!

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Now, THAT was fun.

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That's what parks are all about.

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Come on, lads.

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Ruff!

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THEY ALL LAUGH

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Come on! Let's have that football game we've waited a year for.

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-Right, then, time for kick-off.

-Did you see the monster, young man?

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Monster? Um...

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Oh, hang on! There's Walter and Parky Bowls.

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How does it feel to be the only one with pictures of the monster?

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I just want to help science in any way I can.

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Parky Bowls, a year working on the park

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and now everyone just wants to see the monster.

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Will this affect your chance of winning Park Of The Year?

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Oh, yes. Absolutely!

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I put my life and soul into this park!

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You said you believed the monster is a hoax. Is that right?

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Of course it's a hoax.

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Come on, lads. Parky's getting suspicious. Let's go!

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How could a giant monster exist in a pond this size

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without us all knowing about it, hey?

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Mark my words, this is the work of rival park-keepers

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trying to spoil my park.

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The park's worse than ever now.

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Yes. Thought that with that monster scaring everyone away,

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I could have my Waterloo re-enactment.

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Now all these monster-hunters are here.

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If only that monster would come back and scare them off again.

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-I don't think that's likely, Colonel.

-What's that?

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Well, we built the monster to show that rotten parky.

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You built it? Well done!

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-Serves him right, too.

-Yeah, but, um, we crashed it in the trees.

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Crashed, eh? Well, we just need to mount a salvage operation, then.

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A what?!

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Where is he? It's freezing out here.

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Here I am! Been blended into that bush for 40 minutes!

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Why didn't you say?

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Well, it's my personal best in blending.

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Right, lads, let's get kitted out.

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We'll soon have this hulk rescued from the ocean floor.

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What's all this stuff?

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Scuba gear from my Navy days. Special Ops.

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But the monster's stuck in the TREES!

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It's still in the water, though, isn't it?

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You can't have a salvage operation without scuba gear.

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-It wouldn't be right.

-Why has mine got a palm tree on it?

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Yes, well, blending in again, you see.

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Never know when you'll need to hide in the palm trees.

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So you didn't just get the stuff on holiday?

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Let's get this monster back out on the water, shall we?

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I know all about animals,

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and if there was a pond monster, it'd be a lot smaller,

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not the size of a whale.

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I've no doubt this is a ruse by jealous park-keepers

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trying to trash my lovely park...

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Is Parky Bowls right,

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or are we walking into the jaws of a giant monster?

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Let's find out. Geoff, get the winch.

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THEY ALL STRAIN

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CREAKING

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It's too heavy.

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We'll never get it back in the water.

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THEY ALL GASP

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We've got a bite, viewers.

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Good! We'll soon have evidence to expose these rotten hoaxers.

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Gosh! Looks like you were right, Parky Bowls. It IS a hoax.

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Deliberate sabotage, as I thought.

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I wasn't scared. A monster that size couldn't exist.

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There's not enough for it to eat in our pond.

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That was close. Come on, lads, let's get out of here.

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Ruff-ruff! Ruff!

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You're right, Gnasher. We've lost the Colonel.

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There, you see!

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This is clearly a slide.

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These are swing chains...

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WHOOSHING

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What's that?!

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As I was saying, it's just a hunk of metal.

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Real monsters are green and slimy!

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For something to survive on the fish in this pond,

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as I said, it'd have to be much smaller.

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How much smaller, exactly?

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Well, I suppose... about the size of a man.

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WHOOSHING AND GROANING

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Hang on! There's something in the bushes.

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This tin can doesn't even have flippers.

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You mean flippers like those?!

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Yes, exactly like that. GROANING

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THEY SHRIEK Stop!

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THEY SHRIEK

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Stay away from Beanotown Park!

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There are real live monsters here. Stay away from Beanotown Park!

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Leg it!

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GROANING

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I say! How about helping a chap out with his mask, hey?

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Got stuck in those weeds.

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DENNIS CHUCKLES

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Looks like we've got our park back,

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-and we don't need slides and swings to have fun here, either.

-Indeed!

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LOUD GROANING

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GNASHER CHUCKLES

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Oh, that mangy cur!

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Scared the life out of me. Come here, you hairy little wretch!

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GNASHER CHUCKLES

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Ooh!

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THEY ALL LAUGH

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