Dog Tired Dennis & Gnasher


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-Ready, Gnasher?

-Yes, yes!

-Let's go!

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# Playing by the rules

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# Is highly overrated

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# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

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# They can't hold us back

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# We'll make the most of every second

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# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

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# After all is said and done

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# Shout fun for all and all for fun

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# Nothing's gonna bring us down today, yeah

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# Open up your eyes, the world outside is waiting. #

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Come on, lads. Over here!

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GNASHER GROWLS

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Woof!

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He's good, Den. He's good!

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I'll say! What a team!

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Hey! Ahh! Oh!

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Oi, Walter! Look what you've done to our ball!

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Your ball?! Look what you've done to our clothes!

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Yeah, well, whatever, Walter.

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Hmph. How dare he. I'll "whatever" him.

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Hand me the Bumper Book Of Rules, Bertie!

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Hm...er...

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Ah-ha!

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As I thought!

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Mr Bowles, there's an emergency at the football field!

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Oi! What's this all about? I was having my lunch!

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Dennis is breaking the rules about playing football in the park.

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You called me down here for that?!

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But it clearly states that, when playing soccer in Beanotown park -

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"Rule 67a - Dogs may not play in goal." It's the rules!

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Rules?! This is MY park and I make the rules.

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-But...

-Ah-ah!

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This grass is for playing football. So if you're not playing, get off!

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Well said, Parky!

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Maybe your lot should play more sport

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instead of poking your noses into other people's business.

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I don't know.

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Well, I never!

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Walter, play footy?

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Ha-ha! That's a laugh!

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Ha-ha, yeah! It's not like you know anything about football!

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I know plenty, actually. I could play if I wanted.

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Yeah, right. Course you could(!)

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Whoa!

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Right. I will!

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In fact, my team will take on yours.

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Next Saturday, right here.

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OK. You're on!

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Right. And the rules are...er...

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most runs wins.

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Goals is how it usually works, Walter.

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Ha-Ha-ha!

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Er, Walter. We can't play football.

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I believe it's called soccer.

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And whatever it takes, we WILL win. First, we study the enemy.

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Awesome save, Gnasher.

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OK, boys. Let's take a break.

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So, what do you reckon, Den? Walter's team'll be a pushover, won't it?

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Should be, Curly.

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But you know Walter. He's always got some sneaky scheme up his sleeve.

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Well, I may not know much about soccer,

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but even I can see that Gnasher's good.

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What have you found out?

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Apparently, it is goals, not runs.

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And the chap who scores most of them is called a striker.

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So I suppose we need one of them.

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Anyone for one of Butch Butcher's Veggie Sausage Bites?

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Don't worry, Dudley. I'll find us a striker!

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And you've just given me an idea how to solve the Gnasher problem, too.

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Er, what are we doing, Walter?

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I found our striker. The school new boy, David Peckham.

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-Hi, David. Ready for the trial?

-Uh-huh.

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-Ahh!

-Ahh!

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-That's good enough for us! See you next Saturday.

-Uh-huh.

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Right. We've strengthened our attack. Now to weaken their defence!

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All right, boys. Practice makes perfect.

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When you're ready. One...

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Two...

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Three.

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Best goalie ever! No matter what tricks Walter pulls, we can't lose!

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There you go, Walter. Five dozen super-fat sausages.

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Double-cooked in fat.

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Thanks, Mr Butcher. They look perfect.

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You've got enough there to feed a football team.

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Or at least a goalie!

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Ha-ha-ha!

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Gnasher!

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Oi! Who did that?

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You were supposed to stop it!

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Ha-ha-ha! That's right. Eat up, Gnasher. Ha-ha-ha!

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Almost caught by Slipper, Gnasher?

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I guess you're just getting old.

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Don't worry, boy. I'll always love you, whatever happens.

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Ha-ha-ha!

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Hi, Gnasher. Ready for fun?

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-Woof.

-Whoa!

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Oh!

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Hm. Something's not right here.

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Still a few more days to the match.

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And by that time, Gnasher'll be the size of a rhino!

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Ha-ha-ha!

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Face facts, Den. He's definitely slowed down.

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And it's not long till our match with Walter.

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Curly, we could beat Walter and his mates with our feet tied together!

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Yeah. But like you said, he might have something sneaky up his sleeve.

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Don't worry. Gnasher's still got it. Haven't you, boy?

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Ughh!

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Oh...Whoa...

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Come on, old pal. Do your stuff.

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Oh, Den.

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This is bad!

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Hey, Walter! Ready to give up yet?

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Give up? Ha! I don't think so!

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Mind if I have a go?

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Gnasher, wake up!

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Woof, woof...

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Golly! Is that a goal? Ha-ha!

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Pie Face, you're right. This is bad!

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What is it, boy?

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Are you feeling ill?

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Hey! Get off, soppy. That tickles!

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Ah-ha!

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You've been nobbled!

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Don't worry, Gnasher. It's not your fault.

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Everyone knows you're a sucker for sausages.

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You go ahead. You could do with some fresh air.

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I'll, er, catch up with you.

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Walter!

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Just as I thought.

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104% fat. Bon appetit, Gnasher. Ha-ha-ha!

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GNASHER GROANS

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No, Gnasher. You can't.

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Be strong!

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GNASHER GROANS

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That's my boy!

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Now, let's concentrate on getting you fit again.

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Bangers, eh? Oh, sneaky!

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Poor old Gnasher couldn't resist.

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But he's given them up and we've done some intensive training.

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So he's back on form now.

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Hang on. That's the new kid! David Peckham!

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I told you Walter would do something sneaky.

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Ah, Dennis. You've met our new striker, David Peckham.

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And how's your star goalkeeper?

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Fine, thanks.

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In fact, he's as fit as a butcher's sausage.

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Oh, I mean dog.

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Oh, yes, of course.

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Well, why wouldn't he be?

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Still, I bet he's not fit enough for THIS!

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IS that all your striker's got?

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-Whoo!

-Whee!

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We did it, Gnasher!

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You did it!

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GNASHER HOWLS

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Nice try, Walter. But nobody messes with our goalie!

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What? You knew?

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Course I did. Gnasher's my best friend!

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Yes, yes, yes!

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