First Aid Dennis Dennis & Gnasher


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-Ready, Gnasher?

-Yes, yes!

-Let's go!

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# Playing by the rules

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# Is highly overrated

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# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

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# They can't hold us back

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# We'll make the most of every second

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# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

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# After all is said and done

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# Shout one for all and all for one

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# Nothing's gonna bring us down today, yeah

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# Open up your eyes, the world outside is waiting. #

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Oh! I don't believe it, Gnasher!

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The tickets for the wrestling tonight

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are way out of my allowance range.

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Oh, we're going to miss the Mr Magnifico fight!

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Mr Magnifico? Is that an animal, vegetable or mineral?

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Definitely animal.

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Oh, Mum! He's the best wrestler in the tagteam universe!

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Pie-Face and Curly are going.

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Could I have an advance on my allowance to get a ticket too?

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Please?

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Dad?

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How much are these tickets?

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Er...they're only...

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HOW MUCH?!

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But it's a once-in-a-lifetime chance!

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The answer's no, Dennis.

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N-O spells no.

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Oh! Come on, Gnasher.

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It's not fair, Gnasher.

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Everyone is going see Mr Magnifico wrestle tonight.

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-Including me.

-What?!

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-You?!

-Yes. It's the perfect place to try out my new moves.

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You...have moves?!

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First aid moves. I'm a bandage master.

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Ha, first class.

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Ha-ha, bandage! I knew you couldn't be a wrestling fan.

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Wrestling! HE SNORTS

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Certainly not.

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I shall be attending in my capacity of junior first aider...

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with your mum, ha!

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Mum! Why didn't she say something?

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I've only just heard myself.

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These are the backstage passes from first aid HQ.

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Brilliant!

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-Looks like we're going...

-Nowhere!

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These are for first aid badge holders only.

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But...what... Where do I get a first aid badge?

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You don't just get a badge, silly.

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-You have to earn it by passing your first aid test.

-Test?

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OK! I'll do it.

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I mean, how hard can it be?

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Dennis volunteering to take a test? This I've got to see.

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So, down to business.

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When, where and who's the judge?

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That would be...me. Ha-ha! HE SNORTS

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You! Come on, Gnasher. We'd better get some practice in!

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There. That's our studying over.

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Let's go get that badge!

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Shall we begin?

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Dennis. One needs a basic knowledge of anatomy to pass this test.

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Can you point to the pelvic bone?

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There.

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The pelvis has left the building!

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Well done, Dennis.

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Thank you very much.

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Everyone's entitled to one lucky guess.

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OK. Where's the clavicle?

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The radius?

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The carpal?

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The metatarsals?

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The...hey! Where's the skull?

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GNASHER PANTS AND BURPS

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I think that's enough academic testing for today, Walter.

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Let's move onto the practical tests.

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Did you learn all that at school?

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Ha-ha-ha! No, Dad.

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Living with a bone magnet like Gnasher, you can't help learning

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-a lot about bones.

-GNASHER BURPS

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Let's see how good you are at dealing with a practical test.

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Bring it on!

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You stand in as the patient.

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Me?! But...I...just...my...

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Oh, all right.

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OK, Dennis. Let's imagine the patient has sprained his ankle.

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What do you do?

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I know what to do, Mum! Lots of kids get sprained ankles in football.

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Especially when you're playing!

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OK, Dad. Time to elevate your foot.

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-And...

-Apply a cold compress.

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Coming right up! Gnasher!

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THUD! Ouch!

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Frozen fish...frozen sausages...

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Frozen chips. That should be enough now, Gnasher.

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Let's go!

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All done! Thanks to you, Gnasher.

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Hey! Where's Gnasher?!

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Where do you think?

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GROWLING

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AHHHHH!

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-GNASH! GNASH!

-Gnasher!

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Shall we move on? Hmm-mm.

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Your patient is suffering from heat stroke.

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What do you do to help?

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Er...cool him down?

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Well done.

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Yes, but how, exactly?

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Easy. Gnasher, jumper.

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Remove excess clothing...

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..and douse with water to cool.

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That's fr...fr...freezing!

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Job done.

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Hmm. He appears to have fainted.

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Fainted? We must get the blood flowing back to his head.

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I'm on it, Mum!

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OK, Gnasher!

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Finished!

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Er...um...ah.

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Er...ar...DENNIS!

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-Fail.

-Fail?!

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What for?!

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Bad bandage techniques.

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-Mum!

-Sorry, Dennis. Walter's marking the test, not me.

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You mean I really failed?

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Unless you can prove to Walter that your bandage techniques

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are good enough - yes.

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I'll be ready to go to the wrestling right after tea.

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Here's your pass.

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Thank you, Walter.

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Remember - practice makes perfect!

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Ha-ha-ha!

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Come on, Gnasher! We've got some serious practising to do!

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Hey! What about me?

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Oh...

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Ha-ha! Da-da!

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PRRRFFT!

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HE COUGHS

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Coast clear, Gnasher?

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GNASH! GNASH!

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Right, Gnasher. Time for the first aid showdown!

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Right - earplugs to drown out all the screaming and shouting,

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extra safety pins,

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extra plasters,

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extra strong smelling salts.

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The ring-side can get a bit hot and bothered.

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Phew!

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KNOCKING AT THE DOOR

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It's showdown time, Walter.

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Meet the fastest bandager in the west!

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If I win, I get my badge!

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And if you lose?

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I won't!

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Ha! We'll see about that!

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Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!

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Hmm, not bad for a beginner!

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Grr! Grr!

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Beat that!

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I thought you'd never ask!

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Now that's what I call good bandage technique!

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I reckon I pass, don't you, Walter?

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All right, all right! You pass the test!

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You get your badge!

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Yahoo! Mr Magnifico, here we come!

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Hey! What about me?

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Aaaaargh!

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CHEERING CROWD

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Eyes on the audience, not the entertainment, Dennis.

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Remember, we're here to watch the crowd, not the wrestling.

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Oh, no wonder they let us in for free! What a disaster!

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We got ring-side seats and I can't even watch my hero wrestle!

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Sorry, kid.

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No problem, Mr Magnifico!

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Urgh...

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Payback time! Ha-ha-ha!

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CHEERING

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