First Aid Dennis Dennis & Gnasher
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-Ready, Gnasher? -Yes, yes! -Let's go! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# Playing by the rules | 0:00:04 | 0:00:08 | |
# Is highly overrated | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# They can't hold us back | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
# We'll make the most of every second | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# After all is said and done | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
# Shout one for all and all for one | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
# Nothing's gonna bring us down today, yeah | 0:00:29 | 0:00:33 | |
# Open up your eyes, the world outside is waiting. # | 0:00:33 | 0:00:38 | |
Oh! I don't believe it, Gnasher! | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
The tickets for the wrestling tonight | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
are way out of my allowance range. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
Oh, we're going to miss the Mr Magnifico fight! | 0:00:59 | 0:01:03 | |
Mr Magnifico? Is that an animal, vegetable or mineral? | 0:01:03 | 0:01:08 | |
Definitely animal. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:09 | |
Oh, Mum! He's the best wrestler in the tagteam universe! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:14 | |
Pie-Face and Curly are going. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
Could I have an advance on my allowance to get a ticket too? | 0:01:16 | 0:01:20 | |
Please? | 0:01:20 | 0:01:21 | |
Dad? | 0:01:24 | 0:01:25 | |
How much are these tickets? | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
Er...they're only... | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
HOW MUCH?! | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
But it's a once-in-a-lifetime chance! | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
The answer's no, Dennis. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:37 | |
N-O spells no. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
Oh! Come on, Gnasher. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:45 | |
It's not fair, Gnasher. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
Everyone is going see Mr Magnifico wrestle tonight. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
-Including me. -What?! | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
-You?! -Yes. It's the perfect place to try out my new moves. | 0:01:56 | 0:02:01 | |
You...have moves?! | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
First aid moves. I'm a bandage master. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
Ha, first class. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
Ha-ha, bandage! I knew you couldn't be a wrestling fan. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:13 | |
Wrestling! HE SNORTS | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
Certainly not. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:17 | |
I shall be attending in my capacity of junior first aider... | 0:02:17 | 0:02:21 | |
with your mum, ha! | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
Mum! Why didn't she say something? | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
I've only just heard myself. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
These are the backstage passes from first aid HQ. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:33 | |
Brilliant! | 0:02:33 | 0:02:34 | |
-Looks like we're going... -Nowhere! | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
These are for first aid badge holders only. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
But...what... Where do I get a first aid badge? | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
You don't just get a badge, silly. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
-You have to earn it by passing your first aid test. -Test? | 0:02:45 | 0:02:49 | |
OK! I'll do it. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
I mean, how hard can it be? | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
Dennis volunteering to take a test? This I've got to see. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
So, down to business. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
When, where and who's the judge? | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
That would be...me. Ha-ha! HE SNORTS | 0:03:01 | 0:03:05 | |
You! Come on, Gnasher. We'd better get some practice in! | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
There. That's our studying over. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
Let's go get that badge! | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
Shall we begin? | 0:03:23 | 0:03:24 | |
Dennis. One needs a basic knowledge of anatomy to pass this test. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:30 | |
Can you point to the pelvic bone? | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
There. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
The pelvis has left the building! | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
Well done, Dennis. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:43 | |
Everyone's entitled to one lucky guess. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
OK. Where's the clavicle? | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
The radius? | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
The carpal? | 0:03:53 | 0:03:54 | |
The metatarsals? | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
The...hey! Where's the skull? | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
GNASHER PANTS AND BURPS | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
I think that's enough academic testing for today, Walter. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:14 | |
Let's move onto the practical tests. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
Did you learn all that at school? | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
Ha-ha-ha! No, Dad. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
Living with a bone magnet like Gnasher, you can't help learning | 0:04:20 | 0:04:24 | |
-a lot about bones. -GNASHER BURPS | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
Let's see how good you are at dealing with a practical test. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
Bring it on! | 0:04:31 | 0:04:32 | |
You stand in as the patient. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
Me?! But...I...just...my... | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
Oh, all right. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
OK, Dennis. Let's imagine the patient has sprained his ankle. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:42 | |
What do you do? | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
I know what to do, Mum! Lots of kids get sprained ankles in football. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
Especially when you're playing! | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
OK, Dad. Time to elevate your foot. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
-And... -Apply a cold compress. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
Coming right up! Gnasher! | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
THUD! Ouch! | 0:05:02 | 0:05:03 | |
Frozen fish...frozen sausages... | 0:05:07 | 0:05:11 | |
Frozen chips. That should be enough now, Gnasher. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:17 | |
Let's go! | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
All done! Thanks to you, Gnasher. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
Hey! Where's Gnasher?! | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
Where do you think? | 0:05:34 | 0:05:35 | |
GROWLING | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
AHHHHH! | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
-GNASH! GNASH! -Gnasher! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
Shall we move on? Hmm-mm. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
Your patient is suffering from heat stroke. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
What do you do to help? | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
Er...cool him down? | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
Well done. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
Yes, but how, exactly? | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
Easy. Gnasher, jumper. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:07 | |
Remove excess clothing... | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
..and douse with water to cool. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
That's fr...fr...freezing! | 0:06:23 | 0:06:27 | |
Job done. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
Hmm. He appears to have fainted. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:39 | |
Fainted? We must get the blood flowing back to his head. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
I'm on it, Mum! | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
OK, Gnasher! | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
Finished! | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
Er...um...ah. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:12 | |
Er...ar...DENNIS! | 0:07:12 | 0:07:16 | |
-Fail. -Fail?! | 0:07:16 | 0:07:20 | |
What for?! | 0:07:20 | 0:07:21 | |
Bad bandage techniques. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
-Mum! -Sorry, Dennis. Walter's marking the test, not me. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:29 | |
You mean I really failed? | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
Unless you can prove to Walter that your bandage techniques | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
are good enough - yes. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:35 | |
I'll be ready to go to the wrestling right after tea. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:39 | |
Here's your pass. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
Thank you, Walter. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
Remember - practice makes perfect! | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
Come on, Gnasher! We've got some serious practising to do! | 0:07:48 | 0:07:52 | |
Hey! What about me? | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
Oh... | 0:07:55 | 0:07:56 | |
Ha-ha! Da-da! | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
PRRRFFT! | 0:08:00 | 0:08:01 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
Coast clear, Gnasher? | 0:08:08 | 0:08:09 | |
GNASH! GNASH! | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
Right, Gnasher. Time for the first aid showdown! | 0:08:12 | 0:08:17 | |
Right - earplugs to drown out all the screaming and shouting, | 0:08:20 | 0:08:24 | |
extra safety pins, | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
extra plasters, | 0:08:26 | 0:08:27 | |
extra strong smelling salts. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
The ring-side can get a bit hot and bothered. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
Phew! | 0:08:34 | 0:08:35 | |
KNOCKING AT THE DOOR | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
It's showdown time, Walter. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
Meet the fastest bandager in the west! | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
If I win, I get my badge! | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
And if you lose? | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
I won't! | 0:08:55 | 0:08:56 | |
Ha! We'll see about that! | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
Hmm, not bad for a beginner! | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
Grr! Grr! | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
Beat that! | 0:09:22 | 0:09:23 | |
I thought you'd never ask! | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
Now that's what I call good bandage technique! | 0:09:32 | 0:09:36 | |
I reckon I pass, don't you, Walter? | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
All right, all right! You pass the test! | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
You get your badge! | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
Yahoo! Mr Magnifico, here we come! | 0:09:47 | 0:09:52 | |
Hey! What about me? | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
Aaaaargh! | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
CHEERING CROWD | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
Eyes on the audience, not the entertainment, Dennis. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:17 | |
Remember, we're here to watch the crowd, not the wrestling. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:21 | |
Oh, no wonder they let us in for free! What a disaster! | 0:10:21 | 0:10:26 | |
We got ring-side seats and I can't even watch my hero wrestle! | 0:10:26 | 0:10:30 | |
Sorry, kid. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
No problem, Mr Magnifico! | 0:10:35 | 0:10:40 | |
Urgh... | 0:10:40 | 0:10:41 | |
Payback time! Ha-ha-ha! | 0:10:41 | 0:10:45 | |
CHEERING | 0:10:48 | 0:10:49 | |
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