Menace and Co Dennis & Gnasher
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-Ready, Gnasher? -Yes, yes! -Let's go! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# Playing by the rules | 0:00:04 | 0:00:08 | |
# Is highly overrated | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# They can't hold us back | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
# We'll make the most of every second | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# After all is said and done | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
# Shout one for all and all for one | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
# Nothing's gonna bring us down today, yeah | 0:00:29 | 0:00:33 | |
# Open up your eyes, the world outside is waiting. # | 0:00:33 | 0:00:38 | |
98, 99... | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
100! | 0:00:54 | 0:00:55 | |
See, Curly, I told you Gnasher had 100 fleas. You owe me an ice-cream. | 0:00:55 | 0:01:01 | |
-Ohhhhh! -See you later, dear. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:05 | |
SIGHS: Can't you boys find something more useful to do in the holidays? | 0:01:05 | 0:01:10 | |
Like that nice Walter. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
Why? What's he doing? | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
Good business, by the look of it. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
Why not try today's special offer - buy three muffins, get ten bonus | 0:01:18 | 0:01:24 | |
points on your Walter Enterprises loyalty card. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:28 | |
What a wonderful idea! What's your name, young man? | 0:01:28 | 0:01:32 | |
Ahem, my card... | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
Oooh, how very...enterprising! | 0:01:35 | 0:01:40 | |
Remember, the three golden rules of business - | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
One, always look your best. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
Two, always use pie charts. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:52 | |
Did he say pies?! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:53 | |
Pie charts, Pie-Face. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
And rule number three, the most important, | 0:01:56 | 0:02:00 | |
always behave like a grown-up. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
"Like a grown-up", got it. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
Now, if you'll excuse me, I've been offered a very important position, | 0:02:04 | 0:02:09 | |
and I don't want to be late. Hmph! | 0:02:09 | 0:02:13 | |
Important position?! What's he on about? | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
Dennis! Lunch. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
-Oh, thanks, Mum. I'm starving. -Not your lunch, silly, Dad's. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:23 | |
He left it on the kitchen table. Could you take it to his office? | 0:02:23 | 0:02:29 | |
-Thanks. -Hmph! | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
Ah, how did that get there? | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
It should be in its proper place. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
-CRASH! -Oooh-oooh! | 0:02:38 | 0:02:39 | |
HE GASPS | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
Hi, Dad, I brought your lunch. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
And this is the rubber band and paper clips department... > | 0:02:44 | 0:02:48 | |
Oh, no, it's Scrimp! He mustn't see you here, quick! | 0:02:48 | 0:02:52 | |
Ah, Wotsisname, there you are. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
I'd like to introduce your new assistant - say hello to Walter. | 0:02:56 | 0:03:03 | |
-Walter?! -He's here for the summer to learn the business. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:08 | |
Why are there rubber bands everywhere? | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
Well spotted, lad. You're learning fast. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:15 | |
GURGLING NOISES | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
(Gnasher, don't.) | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
GURGLING CONTINUES What's that noise? | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
Eh, my tummy. I have a bit of indigestion. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:29 | |
BUUUURP! | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
Hmmm, come on, Walter. I'll show you the canteen. How about lemonade? | 0:03:33 | 0:03:39 | |
I prefer herbal tea, actually. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
Oh, yes, me too... | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
much healthier... > | 0:03:45 | 0:03:46 | |
Your previous system of rubber band classification was very inefficient | 0:03:51 | 0:03:56 | |
so I've reorganised them according to length, colour and elasticity. | 0:03:56 | 0:04:01 | |
There's really no need... | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
I've also labelled things in the office so we know | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
what's what and whose is whose. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
The thing is, Wotsisname, it's just more efficient this way. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:14 | |
That's it! You're supposed to be MY assistant. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:18 | |
What's more, you will address me by my proper name! | 0:04:18 | 0:04:22 | |
-It's Mr... -Wotsisname, what's going on, eh? Why all this shouting? | 0:04:22 | 0:04:27 | |
Sorry, Mr Scrimp. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
How's our young work experience lad doing, eh? | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
Fine, Mr Scrimp. Just fine. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
Heh-heh, I knew it. I predict great things for you, Walter. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:41 | |
Well, carry on, Wotsisname. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
Come on, look lively! | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
PHARRRP! | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
Quality, elasticity, efficiency, herbal tea, eh... | 0:04:48 | 0:04:52 | |
Can you believe it, Gnasher? Walter's making Dad's life a misery. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:57 | |
Tomorrow it'll be a different story. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
Cos Dad'll have US helping him out. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:04 | |
My new rolloclip storage system will revolutionise Dad's department. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:12 | |
-OOOP! -THUD! | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
What's that doing there? | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
-Dennis? I thought I told you... -Don't worry, Dad, I'm helping! | 0:05:19 | 0:05:24 | |
You can't help today, I'm giving an important talk about efficiency. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:30 | |
Trust me! I can be just as efficient as Walter. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
Look, I've fastened the paper clips together so you won't lose any. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:37 | |
Thanks, Dennis, but... | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
where's the end of the chain? | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
Walter, there you are! I'd like you to meet Hiram Bigbucks, | 0:05:42 | 0:05:48 | |
the head of our company. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
He's flown all the way from Texas to be with us for the talk. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
Heard a lot about you, son, | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
Scrimp tells me you've got them rubber bands licked. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
-Yes, sir. -What have you got there? -Paper clips, sir. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:02 | |
Some very silly person has fastened them all together. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:06 | |
So I'm going to undo them again. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
Heh, heh, I like you, Walter. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
You remind me of myself as a boy. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
I'll take that, thank you. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
Sorry, Mr Scrimp, I've got it. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
Gaaah! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
Eh...sorry about that. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
THAT DOES IT! I've had it with you. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:34 | |
From now on you can just empty the waste paper bins. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:40 | |
But what about the presentation? | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
I'm leaving that to my most efficient employee... | 0:06:42 | 0:06:47 | |
Walter! | 0:06:47 | 0:06:48 | |
You've got to get off my dad's case, Walter. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
Sorry, Dennis, it's not my fault if your father's inefficient. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:59 | |
Right, Gnasher, this means war! | 0:06:59 | 0:07:04 | |
My fellow executives, to save my dad's job we've got to fight Walter | 0:07:04 | 0:07:09 | |
with useless, I mean ruthless efficiency. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
My business plan comprises the latest marketing strategies, | 0:07:12 | 0:07:16 | |
fiscal projections, profit indexes, this leaky pen, | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
hair gel, glasses and fake moustaches. Any questions? | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
What's an "executive"? | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
I'll tell you later. Menace and Company, let's go to work! | 0:07:25 | 0:07:29 | |
There goes Walter. Time to put phase one of our plan into action. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:40 | |
-Gnasher. -Gnash! | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
Phase two will be carried out in the boardroom. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
Let's see how Walter handles a takeover bid. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
When Hiram Bigbucks hears my speech he'll be so impressed | 0:07:51 | 0:07:55 | |
he'll probably give me Mr Scrimp's job. Ha, ha! | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
SPLAT! | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, today I'll be talking | 0:08:07 | 0:08:11 | |
about the global market with particular reference to | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
rubber bands and paper clips. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
Uh, you have a question? | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
Yes, would you agree with me that | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
the first rule of business is always to look your best? | 0:08:21 | 0:08:25 | |
Because if so, ha-ha, you haven't looked in the mirror recently. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:31 | |
EVERYONE LAUGHS | 0:08:31 | 0:08:32 | |
Well, as I was saying, | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
to illustrate my points I'm going to be using pie charts, | 0:08:40 | 0:08:45 | |
like this one... Oooh! | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
I think you've drawn it TOO efficiently, | 0:08:47 | 0:08:52 | |
someone's taken a bite out of it! | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
What?! Oh! | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
CRUNCH! CURLY LAUGHS | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
Oh, yes, I'm sorry... | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
erm, let's forget about the charts and talk about...elasticity. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:17 | |
Hello! | 0:09:17 | 0:09:18 | |
Yes, what NOW? | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
I've heard it said behaving like a | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
grown-up is the most important thing in business. Is that true? | 0:09:22 | 0:09:27 | |
YES IT IS! And interrupting people is very childish. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:32 | |
So could you please... Whoaaaa... | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
CRASH! | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
WALTER WAILS | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
THUD! | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
Skateboarding - that's not very grown-up, is it, Walter? | 0:09:44 | 0:09:49 | |
YOU! | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
And now, phase three! Run for it, lads! | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
-CRASH! -Oooh! | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
Get this dumb kid off me! | 0:10:01 | 0:10:05 | |
Dennis, what have you done now?! | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
Eh, got you your job back. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
Sorry, Mr Bigbucks, if there's anything I can do...? | 0:10:11 | 0:10:16 | |
You can stop hiring boys to do a man's job! | 0:10:16 | 0:10:21 | |
Yes, you're absolutely right. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
Wotsisname! Where do you think you're going? | 0:10:24 | 0:10:28 | |
There's work to do! | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
Ah! It's great being in business. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
Pie-Face, take a letter. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
Dear Mum, can you hurry up with the lemonade and cake? | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
Forget it, Den, I think Pie-Face is in love. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
Pies... | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
E-mail [email protected] | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 |
