Menace on the Mend Dennis & Gnasher
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-Ready, Gnasher? -Gnash-gnash! -Let's go! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# Playing by the rules | 0:00:04 | 0:00:08 | |
# Is highly overrated | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# They can't hold us back | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
# We'll make the most of every second | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# After all is said and done | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
# Shout one for all and all for one | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
# Nothing's gonna bring us down today, yeah | 0:00:29 | 0:00:33 | |
# Open up your eyes, the world outside is waiting. # | 0:00:33 | 0:00:38 | |
Bea's nappy cream, Dad's greasy hair oil | 0:00:54 | 0:00:58 | |
and Mum's silky face cream. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:02 | |
Time to test out my latest go-fast oil, Gnasher. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:08 | |
Ah-ah. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
Perfect! | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
Yay, let's go! | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
Woh-oh-oh! | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
Wah-ah! | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
Ow! | 0:01:35 | 0:01:36 | |
Ow, oh, | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
ow, oh, ow, oh! | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
Oh, oh, I-I-I... | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
I'm going to throw the book at you for this, Dennis. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
-Oh-oh, time for some amateur dramatics, Gnasher. -Yes-yes. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
Oh! Wait until I tell your father. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:57 | |
Mm, pizza would be great, Mum. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
Wh-wh-what? | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
What's Dennis been up to now, Sergeant Slipper? | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
-Well, he, erm... -Woof! | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
He ran over my foot and, erm... | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
Gnasher, you know Dad doesn't like you eating out of his hat. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:15 | |
What are you talking about, Dennis? | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
Hmm. You know, he might have had a bit of a bump on the head. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:21 | |
You think? | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
Ah! | 0:02:23 | 0:02:24 | |
Maybe you should... | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
You should take him to the hospital for a once-over. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
Yes, well, I suppose I'd better. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
Woof! | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
Looks like we bluffed our way out of trouble again, Gnasher. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
HE SNIGGERS | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
Gnash, gnash-gnash! | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
Not you, Gnasher. Pets aren't allowed in hospital. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
Gnasher! | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
So what do you think is wrong with Dennis, Doctor? | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
Hmm, his odd behaviour could be due to his fall. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:04 | |
It had better be. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:05 | |
Hmm. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
Oh, this place is no fun. I wish Gnasher was here. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
PANTING | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
Gnasher! | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
Oops! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:22 | |
Huh! I could have sworn I... | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
Let's get Dennis to the X-Ray Department. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
A quick scan should confirm what's going on up there. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
Hey, watch it! | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
I'm not well, Mum. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
X-RAY MACHINE WHIRRS | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
So, how is Dennis, Doctor? | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
Hmm, extraordinary! | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
It appears your son has swallowed... | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
a dog. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
Gnasher! | 0:04:04 | 0:04:05 | |
Woof-woof! | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
Come away, Gnasher. The doctor says Dennis needs total rest. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
No, I just need to go home. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:16 | |
Out of the question, I'm afraid. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
We need to keep Dennis overnight for observation. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
Overnight? But, but... | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
-That's fine, Doctor. -Dad! | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
You heard what the doctor said, Dennis. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
Come on, Gnasher, time to get you home. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
HE HOWLS | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
Now, the rules of my ward are - | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
no pets, no chocolate, no TV, no computer games and no... | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
Fun. This place is worse than school. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:43 | |
No complaining. You're here to get better, not to have fun. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
-Hi, Dennis. -What? | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
Walter? | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
Do you know Walter? | 0:04:51 | 0:04:52 | |
Yeah...unfortunately. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
Well, he's quite the star in our hospital radio. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
Yes, I'm their best volunteer DJ. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:02 | |
Tune in to Walter's radio marathon, tonight. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
It's going to be jazz-tastic! | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
Ciao! | 0:05:08 | 0:05:09 | |
Oh! Why didn't I just 'fess up and take the punishment? | 0:05:09 | 0:05:14 | |
It couldn't have been worse than being stuck in here with DJ Walter. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:18 | |
Now, Dennis, | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
if you need anything, just buzz this buzzer and I'll come running. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
You will? Cool! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
BUZZ | 0:05:25 | 0:05:26 | |
-Yes? -Could I have some water, please? | 0:05:26 | 0:05:30 | |
Certainly. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:31 | |
BUZZ | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
Could you pass me a comic? | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
-What about your water? -BUZZ | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
Could you...? | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
Anything else you'd like me to do before I...buzz off? | 0:05:43 | 0:05:47 | |
MUFFLED: No, thank you. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:48 | |
Ah-ah-ah. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:54 | |
I hate this hospital. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
-HE SNIFFS -Oh, hang on... | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
Meatballs, my favourite! | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
Here you are, Walter. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:04 | |
That should keep you topped up for your radio show, tonight. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:08 | |
Oh, thank you. Ha-ha. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
Shame there's only steamed cabbage left. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:15 | |
Hah, catch you later, listeners! | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
Gnasher! | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
Good to see you. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
DOOR SLAMS | 0:06:30 | 0:06:31 | |
Quick, hide. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
Can I go home now, Doc? | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
No, I'm afraid you aren't going anywhere for 24 hours. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:40 | |
But there's nothing wrong with... | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
That is, I feel much better, honest. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
Rest is what you need and rest is what you will get. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:49 | |
No, I need to go home. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:53 | |
Mum and Dad will be missing me. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
Ah, it's so peaceful without Dennis under our feet. | 0:06:56 | 0:07:00 | |
I've told your mother and father that you'll be under observation | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
until we see a real improvement. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
Improvement? Him? Ho-ho-ho! | 0:07:10 | 0:07:14 | |
Sounds like you'll be in here a while, Dennis, ho-ho-ho. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:19 | |
That's it! | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
We're breaking out of here now. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
BABIES CRY | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
Eugh, I hate biology. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
Hey, you, stop! | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
No dogs allowed. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
Whoops, time to go, Gnasher. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
Stop! | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
Woh-oh-oh-oh-oh! | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
SHE PANTS | 0:08:14 | 0:08:15 | |
PING | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
Come here! | 0:08:19 | 0:08:20 | |
Quick, Gnasher, when I say jump... | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
Jump! | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
Wo-oh-oh-oh! | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
Whoo-hoo, there's no stopping us now. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
Freedom, here we come. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
Oh! | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
-Eugh, wet nappies! -Eugh! | 0:09:02 | 0:09:07 | |
At least we're on the move, Gnasher. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
As soon as we stop, jump out and run for the exit. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
Gnash! | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
Now! | 0:09:15 | 0:09:16 | |
Free...dom. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
Bath time. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
Oh, phew. Boy, do you need one! | 0:09:20 | 0:09:24 | |
But I'll never fit into that. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
You don't need to, it's a bed bath. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
A what? But I had a bath last month. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:32 | |
Great, I... | 0:09:34 | 0:09:35 | |
Oh, whoa, that's f-f-freezing. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:40 | |
No dogs allowed. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
SNORING | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
COUGHING AND SNORING | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
Oh! | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
Oh, what a noise! | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
Could things get any worse than this? | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
'And welcome, night owls... | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
'to MC Waltee's sleepy-boy jazz hour.' | 0:10:16 | 0:10:20 | |
Apparently they could. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
Oh, I want to go home! | 0:10:22 | 0:10:26 | |
Dennis must be well rested by now. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
Oh, Dennis! | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
Hi, Mum... Dad. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
Is Dennis well enough to go home, Doctor? | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
Yes, though he is still very tired. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
He'll need much more rest. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:43 | |
-YAWNS -You could say that again. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:47 | |
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