Menace on the Mend Dennis & Gnasher


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-Ready, Gnasher?

-Gnash-gnash!

-Let's go!

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# Playing by the rules

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# Is highly overrated

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# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

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# They can't hold us back

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# We'll make the most of every second

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# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

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# After all is said and done

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# Shout one for all and all for one

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# Nothing's gonna bring us down today, yeah

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# Open up your eyes, the world outside is waiting. #

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Bea's nappy cream, Dad's greasy hair oil

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and Mum's silky face cream.

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Time to test out my latest go-fast oil, Gnasher.

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Ah-ah.

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Perfect!

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Yay, let's go!

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Woh-oh-oh!

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Wah-ah!

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Ow!

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Ow, oh,

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ow, oh, ow, oh!

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Oh, oh, I-I-I...

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I'm going to throw the book at you for this, Dennis.

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-Oh-oh, time for some amateur dramatics, Gnasher.

-Yes-yes.

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Oh! Wait until I tell your father.

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Mm, pizza would be great, Mum.

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Wh-wh-what?

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What's Dennis been up to now, Sergeant Slipper?

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-Well, he, erm...

-Woof!

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He ran over my foot and, erm...

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Gnasher, you know Dad doesn't like you eating out of his hat.

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What are you talking about, Dennis?

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Hmm. You know, he might have had a bit of a bump on the head.

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You think?

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Ah!

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Maybe you should...

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You should take him to the hospital for a once-over.

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Yes, well, I suppose I'd better.

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Woof!

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Looks like we bluffed our way out of trouble again, Gnasher.

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HE SNIGGERS

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Gnash, gnash-gnash!

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Not you, Gnasher. Pets aren't allowed in hospital.

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Gnasher!

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So what do you think is wrong with Dennis, Doctor?

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Hmm, his odd behaviour could be due to his fall.

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It had better be.

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Hmm.

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Oh, this place is no fun. I wish Gnasher was here.

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PANTING

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Gnasher!

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Oops!

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Huh! I could have sworn I...

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Let's get Dennis to the X-Ray Department.

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A quick scan should confirm what's going on up there.

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Hey, watch it!

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I'm not well, Mum.

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X-RAY MACHINE WHIRRS

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So, how is Dennis, Doctor?

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Hmm, extraordinary!

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It appears your son has swallowed...

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a dog.

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Gnasher!

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Woof-woof!

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Come away, Gnasher. The doctor says Dennis needs total rest.

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No, I just need to go home.

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Out of the question, I'm afraid.

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We need to keep Dennis overnight for observation.

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Overnight? But, but...

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-That's fine, Doctor.

-Dad!

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You heard what the doctor said, Dennis.

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Come on, Gnasher, time to get you home.

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HE HOWLS

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Now, the rules of my ward are -

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no pets, no chocolate, no TV, no computer games and no...

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Fun. This place is worse than school.

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No complaining. You're here to get better, not to have fun.

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-Hi, Dennis.

-What?

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Walter?

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Do you know Walter?

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Yeah...unfortunately.

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Well, he's quite the star in our hospital radio.

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Yes, I'm their best volunteer DJ.

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Tune in to Walter's radio marathon, tonight.

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It's going to be jazz-tastic!

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Ciao!

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Oh! Why didn't I just 'fess up and take the punishment?

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It couldn't have been worse than being stuck in here with DJ Walter.

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Now, Dennis,

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if you need anything, just buzz this buzzer and I'll come running.

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You will? Cool!

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BUZZ

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-Yes?

-Could I have some water, please?

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Certainly.

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BUZZ

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Could you pass me a comic?

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-What about your water?

-BUZZ

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Could you...?

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Anything else you'd like me to do before I...buzz off?

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MUFFLED: No, thank you.

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Ah-ah-ah.

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I hate this hospital.

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-HE SNIFFS

-Oh, hang on...

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Meatballs, my favourite!

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Here you are, Walter.

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That should keep you topped up for your radio show, tonight.

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Oh, thank you. Ha-ha.

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Shame there's only steamed cabbage left.

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Hah, catch you later, listeners!

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Gnasher!

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Good to see you.

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DOOR SLAMS

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Quick, hide.

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Can I go home now, Doc?

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No, I'm afraid you aren't going anywhere for 24 hours.

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But there's nothing wrong with...

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That is, I feel much better, honest.

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Rest is what you need and rest is what you will get.

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No, I need to go home.

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Mum and Dad will be missing me.

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Ah, it's so peaceful without Dennis under our feet.

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I've told your mother and father that you'll be under observation

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until we see a real improvement.

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Improvement? Him? Ho-ho-ho!

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Sounds like you'll be in here a while, Dennis, ho-ho-ho.

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That's it!

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We're breaking out of here now.

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BABIES CRY

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Eugh, I hate biology.

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Hey, you, stop!

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No dogs allowed.

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Whoops, time to go, Gnasher.

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Stop!

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Woh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

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SHE PANTS

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PING

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Come here!

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Quick, Gnasher, when I say jump...

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Jump!

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Wo-oh-oh-oh!

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Whoo-hoo, there's no stopping us now.

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Freedom, here we come.

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Oh!

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-Eugh, wet nappies!

-Eugh!

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At least we're on the move, Gnasher.

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As soon as we stop, jump out and run for the exit.

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Gnash!

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Now!

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Free...dom.

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Bath time.

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Oh, phew. Boy, do you need one!

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But I'll never fit into that.

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You don't need to, it's a bed bath.

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A what? But I had a bath last month.

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Great, I...

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Oh, whoa, that's f-f-freezing.

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No dogs allowed.

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SNORING

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COUGHING AND SNORING

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Oh!

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Oh, what a noise!

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Could things get any worse than this?

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'And welcome, night owls...

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'to MC Waltee's sleepy-boy jazz hour.'

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Apparently they could.

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Oh, I want to go home!

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Dennis must be well rested by now.

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Oh, Dennis!

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Hi, Mum... Dad.

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Is Dennis well enough to go home, Doctor?

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Yes, though he is still very tired.

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He'll need much more rest.

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-YAWNS

-You could say that again.

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