No Joke Dennis & Gnasher
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-Ready, Gnasher? -Yes, yes! -Let's go! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# Playing by the rules | 0:00:04 | 0:00:08 | |
# Is highly overrated | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# They can't hold us back | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
# We'll make the most of every second | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# After all is said and done | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
# Shout one for all and all for one | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
# Nothing's gonna bring us down today, yeah | 0:00:28 | 0:00:33 | |
# Open up your eyes | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
# The world outside is waiting. # | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
BUZZING | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
Aargh! | 0:01:04 | 0:01:05 | |
Aargh! Oh! Oh! Ah! | 0:01:05 | 0:01:09 | |
Oh! Aargh! Aargh! Giant bee! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
-Aargh! -Ha-ha-ha! | 0:01:11 | 0:01:15 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:01:20 | 0:01:21 | |
Aargh! | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
Did it sting me?! I think it stung me! | 0:01:29 | 0:01:33 | |
Aargh! | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
Uh-oh. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:38 | |
Dennis, what do you think you're doing? | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
Yes, you know I hate bees. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:45 | |
Sorry, Dad, it was just a bit of fun. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
The sort of fun we can do without, Dennis. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
Oh, I blame that new joke shop. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
Yes, stay away from it. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
Do something sensible for a change. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
All right, I'll take Gnasher for a nice walk... | 0:01:59 | 0:02:04 | |
..to the joke shop! Ha-ha! | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
Hi, Mr Ha-Ha! | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
Dennis! Good to see you again! | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
You too. So, what's new? | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
Ha-ah! Vampire chattery teeth... | 0:02:22 | 0:02:27 | |
with a difference. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
Added bad breath! | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
Urgh! Cool! | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
CHUCKLING RINGTONE | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
Oh, hello, Mother... | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
Yes, Mother. No, Mother. Of course, Mother. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
What's wrong? | 0:02:50 | 0:02:51 | |
My mother. She's flying into Beanotown today, | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
which means she'll find out I run a joke shop. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
So, what's the problem? | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
When she gave me money to set up a business, she thought I was a...vet. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:05 | |
If she finds out the truth, I'll have to close down. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
Close the shop?! NO! | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
I'm afraid so. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
Unless...we turn this shop into a vet's for the day! | 0:03:13 | 0:03:19 | |
You mean, play a trick on my mother? | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
-Well... It... That would be... -Fun? | 0:03:22 | 0:03:26 | |
Curly, get Pie Face and get down to Mr Ha-Ha's. We've got an emergency! | 0:03:27 | 0:03:34 | |
TYRES SCREECHING | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
That'll be Mother. Quick, hide! | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
-Mother! -Hello, Hardy. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
Welcome to my practice. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
How was your journey? | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
The flight was bumpy, the taxi was smelly. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:12 | |
This is it?! | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
-Yes. -You don't seem very busy. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
I'm expecting my assistant to bring in a patient any second. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:24 | |
That's us. Come on, Gnasher! | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
Ah, there you are. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
And who is this little fellow? | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
-Gnasher. -And what seems to be the problem? | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
Uh, uh... Pointy-arrow-itis. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
Ah, yes. Pop him on the table. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
Surely there's no hope? Shouldn't you just put him out of his misery? | 0:04:43 | 0:04:47 | |
Grrr-ruff! | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
Let's see. Mallet, clamp... | 0:04:49 | 0:04:53 | |
HE WHINES | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
Hang on, Mr Ha-Ha, I think we need an anaesthetic. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:59 | |
Let us begin. Mother, you'd better sit down. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:07 | |
Tweezers. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
Check. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:11 | |
Lights. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
Check. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
Dramatic music. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:17 | |
Check. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:20 | |
Then, I'm going in. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:24 | |
Ooh... Oh... Ooh... | 0:05:24 | 0:05:28 | |
Last one... | 0:05:34 | 0:05:35 | |
It's going to be tricky... | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
SHE GASPS | 0:05:39 | 0:05:40 | |
Don't lose it now, Doctor. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
Now to wrap up... | 0:05:43 | 0:05:47 | |
There! Right as rain. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
Whoa... | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
Hmm... | 0:05:52 | 0:05:53 | |
Of course, he'll need to come back for further treatment, won't he? | 0:05:53 | 0:05:58 | |
Oh! Yes, yes... Say, in a week...or two? | 0:05:58 | 0:06:02 | |
Well done, Hardy, you've saved him. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
SIGHS OF RELIEF | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
Psst! | 0:06:07 | 0:06:08 | |
We've got a problem, Den. Look outside. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
Oops. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
Uh...we're closed! | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
Closed? Do your job, Hardy! Save these poor animals now! | 0:06:18 | 0:06:23 | |
Yes, Mother! | 0:06:23 | 0:06:24 | |
Um... | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
-Telescope. -Telescope. Telescope?! | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
Um... He's cross-eyed. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
Eh? | 0:06:35 | 0:06:36 | |
He's suffering from... concentric pupils. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:41 | |
We've got just the thing. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
Next! | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
HE SQUAWKS FEEBLY | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
Hmm... | 0:06:56 | 0:06:57 | |
-Loud-hailer! -Loud-hailer. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
SQUAWKS FEEBLY | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
Oh dear. I think he might have... Um... | 0:07:05 | 0:07:09 | |
-Low... -Low... | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
-volume... -Low volume...maximosis! | 0:07:12 | 0:07:16 | |
Exactly! He's lost his voice. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
Try this, Mr Ha-Ha! | 0:07:20 | 0:07:21 | |
TOY BIRD: Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
NEXT! | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
HAMSTER SHIVERS | 0:07:30 | 0:07:31 | |
Hmm... | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
Thermometer! | 0:07:35 | 0:07:36 | |
Oh, of course, thermometer. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
Atchoo! | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
Classic case of nippy...rodent-syndrome. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:48 | |
Wouldn't you say, Mr Ha-Ha? | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
Oh, definitely. Yes, a very bad chill. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:54 | |
No problem. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:55 | |
This'll warm him up! | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
Next! | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
I'm very proud of you, Hardy. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
Now, give me a tour of Beanotown so I can show off my clever son. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:15 | |
Oh, yes, Mother. (Dennis, help!) | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
Dr Ha-Ha, what about our vet school? | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
Vets in training, that's us. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
Oh...yes. Eager to learn. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:29 | |
More school...?! | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
Oh, Hardy! You've got little apprentices. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:35 | |
You're so dedicated. Go. Teach. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:39 | |
-< -Ahem. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:42 | |
-Oops. -And who is this? | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
I'm the local vet. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
And I've been getting a lot of dissatisfied customers. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
-Ah. -May I suggest, Mr Ha-Ha, that you stick to what you know. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:57 | |
Go back to running a joke shop. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
I can't believe my ears! A joke shop?! | 0:09:00 | 0:09:06 | |
Can this really be true, Hardy? | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
You run a joke shop? | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
But it's the best shop in town, Mrs Ha-Ha - my favourite. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:23 | |
Please don't be angry, fooling you was my idea. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:27 | |
Angry? I'm shocked! | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
Hardy Ha-Ha, you always said you wanted to be a vet. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:33 | |
Mother, that was when I was five. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
But can you honestly say that you're happy larking about in a joke shop?! | 0:09:36 | 0:09:41 | |
We're all happy in the shop, Mrs Ha-Ha. Aren't we? | 0:09:41 | 0:09:45 | |
ALL: Oh, yes! | 0:09:45 | 0:09:46 | |
I suppose, if you're happy... that's all that really matters! | 0:09:46 | 0:09:51 | |
Well, don't just stand there gawping, | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
show me everything! Ha-ha-ha! | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
Result! | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
Well, if you'd like to come this way, Mother, | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
here we have a drawer of fake doggy doo-doos! | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
-Ha-ha-ha! -Ha-ha-ha! And wigs, | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
itching powder, whoopee cushions... | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
PRRRT! | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
CHUCKLING | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
..and rock in a bag. It's a winner. Ha-ha! | 0:10:15 | 0:10:19 | |
Oh, Hardy, ha-ha-ha, it's hilarious! | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
Dennis! I thought I told you to stay away from this joke shop? | 0:10:24 | 0:10:28 | |
But, Mum...? | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
Please don't be too hard on him. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
Boys will be boys, and they all like a joke. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
And some of these things are quite amusing. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
Oh! Urgh, pah, oh! | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
Very amusing, in fact! Ha-ha-ha! | 0:10:43 | 0:10:47 | |
EVERYONE: Ha-ha-ha! | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:10:51 | 0:10:55 | |
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