Piranharama Dennis the Menace and Gnasher


Piranharama

Dennis decides to get a pet pal for Gnasher to keep him company while he is at school - the abyssinian wire-finned piranha.


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Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!

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# Playing by the rules

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# Is highly overrated

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# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

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# They can't hold us back

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# We'll make the most of every second

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# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

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# After all is said and done

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# Shout, "One for all and all for fun!"

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# Nothing's going to bring us down today

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# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #

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-Gnash gnash! Gnash gnash!

-Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Spot of intel, old chap, possibly a tad late,

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he doesn't like double glazing!

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-Gnash gnash! Gnash gnash!

-Oh!

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Or salesmen!

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-Gnash gnash! Gnash gnash!

-Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Just be thankful you're not wearing spotty underpants.

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R-R-R-R-RIP! Ah.

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PHONE RINGS

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It wasn't me, I wasn't there. You can buy

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them red and black striped jumpers in any high street...

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Eh?

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Colonel, what's wrong?

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-Is it bad?

-Two words.

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First word spotty, second word...

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Gnash gnash! Gnash gnash!

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..underpants.

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Well, at least your dad's not back yet.

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Dennis! What on earth?

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And now we have to get the whole house double glazed

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just to buy off that salesman.

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You can't deny it, Dennis, that dog is getting worse.

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-Rubbish!

-He's becoming a real problem.

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HE SIGHS

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No!

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Boredom, that's what it is. Oh!

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You don't even know this was Gnasher.

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It could've been rats, mice...

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He's bored, Dennis!

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He's got no-one to play with while you're at school.

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Something has to be done.

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Dad, you're a genius!

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Curly, Dad says I have to get a new pet to keep Gnasher company.

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Eh, what? I didn't say that!

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Meet you at the pet shop in ten!

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Gnash gnash! Gnash gnash!

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Ta da!

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Ooo ooo ooo!

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Oh!

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OK, we're done here.

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The Gnasher-friendly pet pal does not exist.

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It's a myth, a fairytale...

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-Whoa!

-Whoa!

-Whoa!

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HE YAWNS

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Seriously, Gnasher, this is the one.

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There's just something about him.

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Say hello to the Abyssinian Wire Finned Piranha.

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Gnash gnash! Gnash gnash!

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Oh! Gnash proof glass with titanium lead and integral oxygen supply.

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Nice.

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Gnash gnash! Gnash gnash! Gnash gnash! Gnash gnash!

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-Gnash gnash!

-Gnash gnash! Gnash gnash!

-Gnash gnash!

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What does genius wear, boys?

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-BOTH:

-A striped jumper, Dennis.

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Gnash gnash! Gnash gnash!

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Ah, there you are, lads.

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Status reports 16:00 hours.

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Operation pet pal a complete success.

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Zero casualties, minimal collateral damage, poops bagged and tagged.

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Two, in fact.

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Um... Great! Thanks, Colonel.

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Could be time for rations then, eh?

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I wonder what piranhas like to eat.

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-So, basically anything, yeah?

-Pretty much.

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Let's see, the Abyssinian Wire Finned piranha is almost completely

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omnivorous, however, under no circumstances whatsoever,

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should this fish ever be fed...

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-Ah!

-What?

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..pies...

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..as they have been known to cause...

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-Ah!

-What?

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..extreme flatulence.

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PARP!

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Mother, I may have to insist on fewer sprats at dinner tonight.

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Argh!

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What on earth?

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OK, Walter, stay very calm, there's no easy way to say this...

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There's a hungry flesh-eating fish in your bath.

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Actually that was pretty easy. Respect, Curly.

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Cheers, Dennis. I try.

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Are you all insane?

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Get out at once before I call the police!

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-Grrr!

-Aaaah!

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Aha! Got you!

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Oh! Ow! Aaaargh!

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Ah, there you go, no harm done, eh?

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Grrrrr!

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Once again, Walter, I am so sorry about this.

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Well, I do sincerely appreciate your cooperation in this matter.

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And we sincerely appreciate you not suing us without mercy till

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we end up homeless, destitute and scavenging for scraps in dustbins.

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Not at all.

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Maybe they can have a moment to say goodbye though, eh?

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Don't be absurd!

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Disgusting thing.

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Deserves everything it gets. Chop chop!

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Oh, that WAS fun!

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Are we smooth or what?

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And this year's award for outstanding performance

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in a fish-themed rescue caper goes to...

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Gnasher!

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Gnash gnash!

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Oh!

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No, I shouldn't.

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Well, I'm sure half can't hurt.

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Well, at least he can't escape this time.

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So, as long as nobody ever finds out we've still got the piranha,

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we have absolutely nothing to worry about.

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Um... Dennis...

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-Oh!

-Ah!

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HONK! HONK!

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-PARP!

-Ah!

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What on earth is going on?

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What are you all doing in my house?

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Hey Walter!

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We just came over to...

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Say sorry.

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-Yes, that's it.

-Right, sorry, Walter.

-Sorry, Walter.

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Oh! What are you doing?

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Pie-Face, he just wants to give you a really sorry hug!

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Oh!

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Get out before I call the police!

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PARP! Oh, pardon me. Bad pie.

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-Oh!

-Oh, that's noxious!

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You are all disgusting.

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I need to use the lavatory,

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you will all be gone by the time I come out, or else.

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DOOR SLAMS

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Oh! OK, where did the fish go?

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What's up there, curly?

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-That would be the lavatory.

-Of course it would.

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

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There's no toilet paper.

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Ha, ha, ha!

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Out, out, out!

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Right, I am off to buy toilet paper and if you are still here

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when I get back, you will taste my wrath.

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-Oh, nice, I like a bit of soup.

-Wrath, not broth!

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OK, let's go get that fish.

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Aaaaarrrrgh!

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-OK, we all clear on the plan?

-Um, catch the fish.

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I didn't say it was a fancy plan.

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PARP!

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PARP!

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PARP!

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Aaaaarrrrrgh!

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Oh! Oh!

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Hello? Where am I?

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And the best thing is you'll still be able to see him every day.

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Gnash gnash! Gnash gnash!

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So you won't get into trouble gnashing stuff when I'm at school.

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I know you've still got that fish.

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Sorry, Walter, don't know what you're talking about.

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I know it and I'm going to prove it,

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you see if I don't, and when I do... Oh!

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Ha, ha, ha, ha. Gnash gnash!

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Dennis and his faithful hound Gnasher are out to make every day as much fun as possible, but their adventures often lead them into trouble. Dennis decides to get a pet pal for Gnasher to keep him company while he's at school. After a few misfires, they find the perfect playmate: the abyssinian wire-finned piranha. However, they find out too late that there is only one condition - they must never, under any circumstances, feed it pies... Uh-oh. What's the worst that could happen? Surely not a flatulence-induced tidal wave of destruction?


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