Couldn't Catch a Cold Dennis the Menace and Gnasher
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Ready, Gnasher? Let's go! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# Playing by the rules | 0:00:04 | 0:00:07 | |
# Is highly overrated | 0:00:07 | 0:00:11 | |
# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah! | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# They can't hold us back | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
# We'll make the most of every second | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah! | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# After all is said and done | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
# Shout, "One for all and all for fun!" | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
# Nothing's going to bring us down today | 0:00:28 | 0:00:33 | |
# Open up your eyes the world outside is waiting. # | 0:00:33 | 0:00:37 | |
Ha-ha! Gnash, Gnash! | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
Curly, Pie-Face! Another day of menacing ahead! | 0:00:59 | 0:01:04 | |
Eugh! | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
Gnash? | 0:01:07 | 0:01:08 | |
Meant to do that. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
-You both all right? -No, Dennis, we've both got... Atchoo! | 0:01:11 | 0:01:15 | |
We've both got... Atchoo! I mean, we've both got... Atchoo! | 0:01:15 | 0:01:19 | |
It's all right, Pie-Face, | 0:01:19 | 0:01:20 | |
what he's trying to say is that we've both got... | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
-Atchoo! We've both got... Atchoo! -Both got what? -Atchoo! | 0:01:22 | 0:01:27 | |
Oh, Curly, Pie-Face, didn't you get the letter? | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
The Beanotown cold is so contagious that you must stay home! | 0:01:32 | 0:01:37 | |
And you, dog. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:38 | |
Yes, you, dog, you aren't allowed here. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
Pie-Face, Curly, dog, | 0:01:44 | 0:01:45 | |
you must all leave the school grounds this instant! | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
-Yeah, I think I might be coming down with something. -Inside! | 0:01:53 | 0:01:58 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:01:58 | 0:01:59 | |
Quiet! Quiet, class, quiet, no more chattering, everyone, quiet! | 0:02:01 | 0:02:07 | |
Quiet, QUIET! | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
Oh, looks like quite a few pupils have the cold. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
Not I, Mrs Creecher! | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
-I'm perfectly well. -Walter, didn't you get the letter? | 0:02:20 | 0:02:24 | |
I don't have a cold, Mrs Creecher. I am 100% healthy. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:31 | |
Now then, class, if James has 37 counters in his left hand | 0:02:38 | 0:02:42 | |
and 92 counters in his right, how many hands does he have? | 0:02:42 | 0:02:46 | |
Walter. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:47 | |
-RAMBLING: -Holding hands...hands... | 0:02:47 | 0:02:51 | |
jumping shape...see a rainbow. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
A good try, Walter. Next question. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
Dennis - what is the square root of a million | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
times the square root of a billion? | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
Er...is it...nine? | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
Uh, hopeless, Dennis, hopeless! | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
Yeah, Dennis. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
HE WHIMPERS | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
Walter, call me crazy, but I think you may be ill. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
I'm having your parents pick you up. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
No Walter? This could be the best school day ever! | 0:03:20 | 0:03:24 | |
Just a dessert for my lunch, Bren, how much? | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
-Not many children in so they're free today. -Oh. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:35 | |
Well, in that case I'll only have 50 of them. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
Oh, no, headmaster's orders, one dessert per child. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:41 | |
-But I'm the only... -Strict instructions! Want your dessert then? | 0:03:43 | 0:03:48 | |
Eh...sure. Could I have a spoon? | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
HE MUNCHES | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
Actually, forget the spoon. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:54 | |
HE BURPS | 0:03:54 | 0:03:55 | |
Thank you! | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
-FRENCH ACCENT: -Oh, bonjour, I am le French exchange student | 0:03:57 | 0:04:01 | |
Pierre Le...Bon Bon. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
La dessert. pleeease? | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
All right, but you only get one. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
HE MUNCHES | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
Merci. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
HE BURPS | 0:04:12 | 0:04:13 | |
Hang on... | 0:04:13 | 0:04:14 | |
-GERMAN ACCENT: -Ya, guten-hello, | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
I am German exchange student Fritz Van...Munich. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
-Dessert, please and ze thank you. -Hmm. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:24 | |
Are there many kids in that lunch line? | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
Oh, ja, ja, why don't you take a look? | 0:04:26 | 0:04:30 | |
HE MUNCHES | 0:04:30 | 0:04:31 | |
Ah, I knew it! You're not getting one over on me. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:36 | |
DEEEEEEENNIS! | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
-Oh, may have overdone it on dessert. -Come on, bowler. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:48 | |
HE WHINES | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
-Great. -Batsman, hit it. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:54 | |
-Ha-ha, atta boy! Fielder, catch it! -Ohh... | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
Well done for getting him out, Dennis, marvellous play! | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
Dennis, how come you're out already? Awful! | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
Two laps round the field for you. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
HE GROANS | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
-Well, Dennis, poor Walter had to go home. -Yes! | 0:05:22 | 0:05:26 | |
-Which means for the rest of the day it's just you and me. -No! | 0:05:26 | 0:05:31 | |
-Only kidding. -Phew. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
Since all the other children have the cold, you're going to spend | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
the rest of the day being taught by all the teachers in the school - | 0:05:36 | 0:05:40 | |
at once. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:41 | |
What?! | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
-What's nine times 99? -What's long and sticky? | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
What's the meaning of life? | 0:05:47 | 0:05:48 | |
-Who invented the banana? -Is this a square or a circle? -Nooooo! | 0:05:48 | 0:05:54 | |
Oh, the worst day ever, Gnasher. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
Teachers, teachers everywhere - it's not fair, | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
why can't I catch a cold like everyone else? | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
HE GASPS | 0:06:06 | 0:06:07 | |
Actually, I think I can. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
HE WHINES | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
The light, it grows faint. Is that you, Mother? | 0:06:14 | 0:06:18 | |
This awful cold...is so horrible. So...painful. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:25 | |
And so very, very real. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
Goodbye, old friend. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
GNASHER HOWLS SADLY | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
Dennis? | 0:06:34 | 0:06:35 | |
Dennis, could you move away from the door? I have to pick up Bea. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:44 | |
Mum, I have a cold! | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
No, you want out of school, like when you said you had chickenpox. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:50 | |
Or when you said you were pregnant. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:55 | |
Or when you said your arm fell off. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
Unless you really have a cold like your dad, don't waste my time. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:05 | |
Dad has a cold? | 0:07:05 | 0:07:06 | |
Yes, and apparently it's very infectious, | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
so keep far, far away from him. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
Hmm. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
HE SNORES | 0:07:14 | 0:07:15 | |
-Hi, Dad! -Ugh! -Calm down, Dad, I'm here to look after you. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:19 | |
Bacon sandwich? | 0:07:19 | 0:07:20 | |
Oh, lovely, Dennis, how nice of you. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
-What's in this sandwich? -Bacon, bread...tomato sauce. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:29 | |
Woahhhhhh! | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
Hang on. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:35 | |
-Whoa, oo-oo-ooh! -Oops. Water? | 0:07:40 | 0:07:44 | |
Woahhh! | 0:07:48 | 0:07:49 | |
Hmm. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:53 | |
Normal?! Right, need a plan B. What is it Gran says? | 0:08:01 | 0:08:05 | |
Eh, Dennis, do you want to see me get a whole coconut into me mouth? | 0:08:05 | 0:08:09 | |
No, not that. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
Keep out of the cold and wet or you will catch a cold I bet. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:17 | |
Now, watch me get this coconut into me mouth. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:22 | |
MUFFLED: How about that? | 0:08:24 | 0:08:25 | |
Hmm. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:26 | |
Gnash, Gnash, Gnash! | 0:08:28 | 0:08:29 | |
MAN AND BOY SCREAM | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
Gnash, Gnash, Gnash. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
Brilliant, Gnasher! | 0:08:37 | 0:08:38 | |
-DISAPPOINTED: -Gnash. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:45 | |
-Hmm. -UNBELIEVING: -Gnash? | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
-Ugh. -FRUSTRATED: -Gnash. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
Right, Gnasher, I must have caught a cold by now. Come on, Gnasher. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:25 | |
Gnash, Gnash, Gnash. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:26 | |
What?! I'm still fine? Oh, come on! | 0:09:28 | 0:09:32 | |
Ow! Waaaaa! | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
-So, how will he be? -Ah, he's fine, nothing broken. -Oh, you sure? | 0:09:37 | 0:09:42 | |
I definitely felt something snap. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
Maybe I should stay at home? Rest the foot, get my strength back. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:48 | |
-No, you won't need to miss a day of school! -What? | 0:09:48 | 0:09:52 | |
What kind of a doctor are you? | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
-Pie-Face, Curly. -Hi, Dennis, you OK? -No, I'm not. Well, yes, I am. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:07 | |
-Back to school. -Great, cos we're all going to the beach. -What? | 0:10:08 | 0:10:13 | |
Yeah, as everyone has just gotten over their colds, | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
the teachers thought we should have a day out. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Brilliant! I love school! This is going to be the best day ever! | 0:10:18 | 0:10:23 | |
Ah, ah...atchoo! | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
Oh, dear, the Beanotown cold. Best get you home. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:30 | |
No, no, that sneeze was a fluke. So was that one! | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
And that one! Mum, I'm well, I feel great! | 0:10:35 | 0:10:39 | |
Honestly, Mum, I'm fine, I'm completely... | 0:10:41 | 0:10:45 | |
ATCHOO! | 0:10:45 | 0:10:46 | |
Oh, Dennis... | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
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