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Ready, Gnasher? Let's go! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# Playing by the rules | 0:00:04 | 0:00:08 | |
# Is highly overrated | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah! | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# They can't hold us back | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
# We'll make the most of every second | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah! | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# After all is said and done | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
# Shout, one for all and all for fun! | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
# Nothing's gonna bring us down today | 0:00:28 | 0:00:33 | |
# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. # | 0:00:33 | 0:00:38 | |
Gnash. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:56 | |
Gnash. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
Yes! Another great save by the Gnash-meister. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:04 | |
Gnash! | 0:01:04 | 0:01:05 | |
CRASH! | 0:01:06 | 0:01:07 | |
-Oops. -Gnash-gnash. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
Oh, smashing kick, Dennis. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
I would describe that as a penalty kick, | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
as the window's going to cost you... | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
-a whole year's pocket money. -What?! | 0:01:20 | 0:01:25 | |
-No way. -You know, Dennis, | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
soccer takes sportsmanship, skill, control... | 0:01:27 | 0:01:31 | |
-Give me back my ball, Walter. -..all of which I have. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:35 | |
-It's not about running around with a rubbish goalie like him. -Rubbish?! | 0:01:35 | 0:01:40 | |
He's the best goalie there is! You'd never get one past Gnasher. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:45 | |
Oh, please. I could win against you | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
and that mangy mutt any time, Dennis. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
OK then. This Friday, my team versus yours and loser pays for the window. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:56 | |
You're on! | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
By the way, I'm keeping hold of this | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
in case you or it causes any more damage. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:05 | |
PRFFFT! | 0:02:05 | 0:02:06 | |
Ha-ha-ha! Couldn't have put it better myself, Bea. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:11 | |
HORN BLARES | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
Operation Menace Match Of The Day. Empty your pockets. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:18 | |
Right, it's a three-a-side game, so I'm centre forward, | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
Gnasher's in goal, Curly, you're in defence. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
-What about me? -Right, erm, you're the... | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
The manager, of course. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
Oh, all right then, lads. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
It's a game of two halves but at the end of the day we play to win | 0:02:34 | 0:02:39 | |
and erm, beat Walter. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
PRFFFT! | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
-Yeah, we've got to smash Walter's defences. -Oh, don't say mash. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:48 | |
Paul's lost some of his best friends to mash. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:52 | |
Smash, Pie-Face, not mash. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
Gnash! | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
Looks like we've lost you too, Pie-Face. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
-Bertie, my house. Bring Dudley and bring sausages. -'Sausages?' | 0:03:05 | 0:03:11 | |
Yes, sausages. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
Dennis, Dennis, show them some menace! | 0:03:16 | 0:03:21 | |
Hooray, hooray, let's play some jolly good football today! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:26 | |
Captains, over here, please. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:29 | |
I'd just like to point out that I'm not just captain, | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
I'm also club manager, coach, CEO and... | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
-A turnip? -Who has the ball? -I do, Referee. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:39 | |
-Hey, that's my ball. -Let's get this match under way. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:46 | |
Gnash, gnash! | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
-Gnash-gnash-gnash! -What's going on, Gnasher? Get back in goal. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
No! | 0:03:56 | 0:03:57 | |
Foul, foul! Ref! Ref! | 0:03:57 | 0:04:01 | |
Indeed, a heinous misdemeanour has been committed. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
According to the official rules | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
of grudge match football in the park | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
their team's disqualified. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
-Game over. -Uh, hello? Are you the referee? Do you have a whistle? | 0:04:10 | 0:04:15 | |
Are you in charge? No! I'll say when the game is over! | 0:04:15 | 0:04:20 | |
I'll give you one more chance. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
New ball, please. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
Gnash! | 0:04:29 | 0:04:30 | |
Oh, no. Not again. Gnasher! | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
-Dennis' team disqualified. -Yes! | 0:04:38 | 0:04:42 | |
We are the champions, we are the champions, | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
we are the champions, we are the champions. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
-What's got into Gnasher? -Bangers. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:52 | |
What he means is, bang goes your chance of winning. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:56 | |
Gnasher, what's got into you? | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
CAMERA WHIRRS | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
And here is the invoice for the repair to our window. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:10 | |
Do pay promptly. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
Dad gave me that ball for Christmas. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
GNASHER SNIFFS | 0:05:19 | 0:05:20 | |
-Gnash-gnash! -What is it, Gnasher? | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
What? This smells like sausages. Time to call in the experts. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:31 | |
I smell a foul. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:32 | |
-Menace Sub-station Three, what's up, Dennis? -I need you at Menace HQ. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:39 | |
Emergency code red. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:40 | |
Oh, that's sneaky. That's very sneaky. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
Take a look at this, Dennis. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
See the tiny particles of sausage meat all over the material? | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
Who'd want to make a sausage-flavoured football? | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
Someone who wanted Gnasher to destroy the football | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
and lose the game. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:58 | |
DENNIS AND CURLY: Walter! | 0:05:58 | 0:05:59 | |
Walter. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
DING-DONG | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
-Re-match, tomorrow. -Why on earth would I agree to a re-match? | 0:06:04 | 0:06:08 | |
Because if you don't, I'll tell everyone you cheated. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:12 | |
WALTER GASPS | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
-Gnash-gnash-gnash! -Meow! -Gnash-gnash-gnash! | 0:06:15 | 0:06:19 | |
-We can't do that again. -But how else could we beat them? | 0:06:23 | 0:06:27 | |
Gnasher's way too good in goal. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
Don't you worry about that dopey dog. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
I'm going to make sure they get disqualified for good this time. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:38 | |
-Are they...? -Gnasher's gnashers? -These? | 0:06:38 | 0:06:42 | |
No, they're my granddad's false teeth. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
I'm going to fix them to look just like Gnasher's. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
They don't stand a chance. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
GRINDING | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
-Now, is it clear who's in charge of this match, Walter? -Mh-hm. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:11 | |
Right, first team to score a goal wins! | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
Gnash! | 0:07:21 | 0:07:22 | |
CROWD CHEERS | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
HISSING | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
Uh-oh. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
-What's up with the ball? -They look like bite marks. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:47 | |
They look like Gnasher marks, you mean. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
-Gnasher's been nowhere near the ball. -Gnash-gnash-gnash. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:55 | |
Anyone have another ball? | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
CROWD: No. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
-Then it's game over. -Meaning my team are still the winners! | 0:08:00 | 0:08:05 | |
Oh, dear, Dennis. You must feel so... | 0:08:05 | 0:08:09 | |
deflated. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
Stop! Dad, bring Bea. Pie-Face, get your beaniest pies. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:16 | |
Ref, just give me that. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:17 | |
Dad. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
BEA: Ohhh! | 0:08:22 | 0:08:23 | |
SHE SLURPS | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
Ahh... | 0:08:26 | 0:08:27 | |
PRFFFT! | 0:08:30 | 0:08:34 | |
PRFFFT! | 0:08:36 | 0:08:37 | |
That's brilliant, Bea! | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
Mum, first aid kit, please. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
-Well, I'm very impressed, Dennis. -You can't allow this, Ref. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:50 | |
Well, I'm sorry, Walter, but I'll bet there's not a single word | 0:08:50 | 0:08:54 | |
about farting babies inflating footballs in the rules. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
This isn't potty training, this is the beautiful game! | 0:08:57 | 0:09:02 | |
Or what I call, the Bea-tiful game. He-he. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
OK, then. Game on! | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
PRFFFT! | 0:09:16 | 0:09:17 | |
-Two, four, six, eight! -Team Menace sounds just great! | 0:09:17 | 0:09:21 | |
PRFFFT! | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
They're coming, Dudley! | 0:09:23 | 0:09:24 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
Referee! | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
PRFFFT! | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
PRFFFT! | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
CROWD CHEERS | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
That's it. Game over! Dennis' team wins! | 0:09:40 | 0:09:45 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
-Yes, we did it! -Good game, boys. Nicely played. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:52 | |
-Well done, son. Put it there. -Gnasher, mate, come here! | 0:09:53 | 0:09:58 | |
Gnash-gnash-gnash! Gnash! | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate? | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
ALL: Gnasher! Gnasher! Gnasher! | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
And baby Bea. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
BEA GURGLES | 0:10:09 | 0:10:13 | |
Looks like I won't be needing this bill for a new window after all. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
PRFFFT! | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
-Gnash! -Look out, Walter! Incoming! | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
-Aghh! -G-g-gnash! | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
Aghh! | 0:10:40 | 0:10:41 | |
-Ta-da. -Gnash, gnash, gnash. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:48 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 |