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Ready, Gnasher? Let's go! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# Playing by the rules | 0:00:04 | 0:00:07 | |
# Is highly overrated | 0:00:07 | 0:00:11 | |
# Unstoppable! unstoppable! Yeah! | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# They can't hold us back | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
# We'll make the most of every second | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
# Unstoppable! Unstoppable! Yeah! | 0:00:20 | 0:00:24 | |
# After all is said and done | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
# Shout, "One for all and all for fun!" | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
# Nothing's going to bring us down today! | 0:00:28 | 0:00:33 | |
# Open up your eyes | 0:00:33 | 0:00:34 | |
# The world outside is waiting. # | 0:00:34 | 0:00:38 | |
OK, Menaces, time for a day off school. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:57 | |
-Got the stink stench, Curly? -Check! | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
A sense of cabbage, cauliflower, bees' nappies, | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
rotten fish and bin juice. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
A squirt of this on ourselves | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
and nobody will want us in their classroom. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
Three, two, one... | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
Fire! | 0:01:11 | 0:01:12 | |
Eugh! | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
Dennis! | 0:01:15 | 0:01:16 | |
Oops. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
Eugh! | 0:01:18 | 0:01:19 | |
Finished cleaning Mr Detester's car. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
I even cleaned the inside. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
The inside? | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
-What's going on, Curly? -It's Take A Kid To Work Day. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
I'm going to a games factory! Avatar analyst. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
And I'm going to the Mayor's Office for the day. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
-The Mayor's Office? You want to be Mayor? -Not me! Paul. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
He wants to go into politics. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
He'll be President one day | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
and I'll be his official pie-taster. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
-WALTER: -Head master's assistant! | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
Yes! | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
A whole extra day in school. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
Hmm... | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
Beano Town Police Department?! | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
Me?! | 0:02:02 | 0:02:03 | |
-KIDS: Eugh! Eugh! -But, Daddy, | 0:02:05 | 0:02:06 | |
I wanted to be a jet pilot. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
Sorry, Angel Face, but... | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
Eugh! ..under the circumstances, | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
we thought you might suit something a little more...outdoors. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:19 | |
-How about postal officer? -What?! | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
Good morning, Mr Postman Girl. Lovely day, isn't it? | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
HE SNIFFS | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
What is that smell?! | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
Cough! Wheez! Wheezy cough! | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
-What's wrong with you?! -Oh, just a deadly Amazonian virus. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:47 | |
I couldn't possibly go to work... Cough... | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
Ahh, eugh! Disgusting! | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
All better. Enjoy your day. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
Ah-ha! They've nabbed the little blighter at last! | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
Men, this calls for a celebration. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
I'll get the gingernut biscuits. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
Sergeant Tinkle, you get the fizzy pop. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
Urgh, there's never any trouble in Beano Town. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
A trouble-free day is a good day for a police officer, Dennis. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:20 | |
This is so boring. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
Right, Gnasher? | 0:03:22 | 0:03:23 | |
-Gnash! -Ah! What?! | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
Oh, Dennis, no! There's no dogs allowed here. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
-But Gnasher's my police dog, Sergeant. -Gnasher, gnash! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
RADIO: 'Calling Sergeant Slipper, | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
'we have a situation in Beano Town Park.' | 0:03:35 | 0:03:39 | |
Roger. On my way. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
'My name's not Roger. Out.' | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
OK, Not Rodger Out, we're on our way. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
Yes! | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
Start the siren! Woohoo! | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
Lesson one, we don't use the noise light unless it's an emergency. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
GNASHER WAILS LIKE SIREN | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
Gnash! Gnash! | 0:04:00 | 0:04:01 | |
Hold on, wait for me! | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
Where's my badge? | 0:04:04 | 0:04:05 | |
Constable Menace and Police Dog Gnasher. What's the situation? | 0:04:05 | 0:04:09 | |
Sorry... Take A Kid To Work Day, I got Dennis. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:13 | |
Look. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
Ah! | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
All right, you, strange hooded figure, put your hands up. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:21 | |
It's just a garden gnome. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
It's not even stuck on properly. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
Amateur. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
-Gnash! -Hold on... | 0:04:31 | 0:04:32 | |
This is Mum's gnome. How did it get here? | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
-Hmm... -Cos you put it here, most likely. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:38 | |
Right, let me just get my pencil out... | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
and my pad. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
OK, where were you in the early hours of the morning, Dennis? | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
What?! Hang on, no, this wasn't me. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
I would have used my own special-formula Menace glue. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
Hmm, it's clear we're dealing with a master prankster. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
What? | 0:04:54 | 0:04:55 | |
Urgent call from the Mayor's Office. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
Report of a gnome theft. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
-On our way! -Hey! I was going to say that. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
Slipper! | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
Yes, Mr Mayor, sir, Mayor. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:10 | |
That gnome is a Scrimp family heirloom. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
I must get him back. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
Hey, Pie-Face, how's your job going? | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
Oh, it's a lot of work, but I'm getting through it. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:23 | |
Here he is! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
Oh, that's just Paul. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
Hey, that's enough of your naughty tricks, mister. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
No way for a president to behave. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
Slipper! | 0:05:32 | 0:05:33 | |
Why haven't you arrested anyone yet? | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
I have a suspect under surveillance right now. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
That's not good enough, Slipper! | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
What you need is someone who can get into the mind of a master prankster, | 0:05:41 | 0:05:46 | |
who can anticipate their every move and keep us one step ahead | 0:05:46 | 0:05:50 | |
so that we can catch him. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
Yes, but who? Who, I say? | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
Whom? | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
DENNIS WHISTLES | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
-Oh, right. -I'll need my crack team. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
But, Mayor Scrimp, Dennis can't be trusted. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
-He and his friends are probably responsible. -Exactly! | 0:06:03 | 0:06:07 | |
And if he didn't do it, he better find out who did. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
And if he doesn't find out who did it, | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
then he'll get the blame for doing it. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
-Eh?! -Gnash?! | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
RADIO: Calling all units, calling all units! | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
Come in. Reports of gnomes all over Beano Town. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
-Let's go! -Let's g... Oh. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
Dennis, stop stealing my lines! | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
Hey, are you crossing or not? | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
Come in, number 54, your time is up! | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
Ah, Walter, why don't I show you how to use the PA system. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:41 | |
Ah! Gnomes! We're being attacked! | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
OK, Sergeant, let's take a look at the evidence. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
Right, we've sent soil samples to the lab | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
to trace where the gnomes have come from. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
-It'll take up to three weeks. -Nah, we've got our own lab! | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
The Abyssinian Tripe-Hound lab. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
Do these gnomes match all the missing gnome reports, Curly? | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
It appears so. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:05 | |
Dennis's house, Mayor Scrimp... | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
Mrs Miggins, Mrs Creecher, Auntie Birral. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:13 | |
Can you verify that, Police Dog Gnasher? | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
Gnash, gnash! | 0:07:15 | 0:07:16 | |
The whole town's been gnomed. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
Everyone except the Colonel. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
-But he's got the largest collection of garden gnomes in town. -Exactly. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:26 | |
Time to pay him a little visit. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
Yes, I heard the reports on my electric radio, | 0:07:28 | 0:07:32 | |
so I ordered my men into the bunker until reinforcements arrived. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:36 | |
Seen anyone suspicious looking around, Colonel? | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
Only that hoodlum next door. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
Wait, that's you! | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
Sergeant, arrest this blatherskite. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
Sorry, Colonel, the blatherskite's with me. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:51 | |
Special Constables. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
So, Colonel, we're going to need two of your most able gnomes. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
Official police business. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:57 | |
Oh, right, yes, of course. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
Hoo-ha! | 0:08:00 | 0:08:01 | |
Corporal Tinkle and Lieutenant Sprout | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
reporting for duty. Do me proud, men. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
We've got a tracking device on this gnome. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
-And Gnasher will be able to follow this one. -Gnash! | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
Time for Operation Oh-Gnome-You-Don't! | 0:08:15 | 0:08:19 | |
Right, everyone, the bait is planted. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
Stay quiet and still | 0:08:25 | 0:08:26 | |
and the gnome-napper will walk straight into our trap. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
-Who's for bangers and peas?! -What are you doing, Colonel? | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
We're on surveillance. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
A medal for supplying rations to a covert operation. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
Eugh. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
-The gnomes are on the move! -They've gone! | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
To the wheels! | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
-Where to, Curly? -They're turning left near Mrs Miggins's house. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
We're about to go fast. Buckle up. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
And now we soar the road like ground eagles. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
Follow those gnomes! | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
Second gear. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
Yeah, we're cooking! | 0:09:07 | 0:09:08 | |
Oh, is there a cereal bar in the back? | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
It's stopped right here. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:16 | |
Where are the gnomes? | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
Well, there's Sprout. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:26 | |
Where's Tinkle? | 0:09:26 | 0:09:27 | |
Oh, poo! | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
What's that smell? | 0:09:32 | 0:09:33 | |
It's like cabbage, cauliflower... | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
Bees' nappies, rotten fish... | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
And bin juice! | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
Angel Face! | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
Well, if it isn't Constable Menace. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:53 | |
It was you! | 0:09:53 | 0:09:54 | |
Pretty impressive prank, Angel Face. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
But you're no match for a genius in a striped jumper. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
You're right, Dennis. You are the master prankster, not me. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:03 | |
Angel Face? You? It can't be. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:09 | |
That's right, Sergeant. I did it. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
I'm flabbergasted. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
-Yes, right then. -But it wasn't my fault. It was Dennis. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
He made me do it. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
Dennis! Right, come with me. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
I knew it was you all along. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
I've got a nose for these things, you know. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
Well, you and your nose are going to have to catch me first! | 0:10:27 | 0:10:31 | |
-Dennis! -Dennis! | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:10:41 | 0:10:45 |