Pie Protectors Dennis the Menace and Gnasher

Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!

# Playing by the rules

# Is highly overrated

# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

# They can't hold us back

# We'll make the most of every second

# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

# After all is said and done

# Shout, "One for all and all for fun!"

# Nothing's gonna bring us down today

# Open up your eyes

# The world outside is waiting. #

Here they come! Ready?

-Uh-huh!

-Gnash!

HE SNIFFS

Pie!

Must have pie!

Ahhhh!

Make haste!

Pie! Smell pie!

Mind out! Coming through!

Gnash, gnash! Gnash!

-What's up with him?!

-I've seen it before,

whenever he gets a whiff of an especially tasty pie.

It's like sleepwalking without the sleep.

You mean, he's piewalking?!

Yep, and I think I know where.

Pie... Must eat pie.

-Huh?!

-Huh?!

-CHEF:

-Visage extraordinaire!

Uh-oh!

A mashed potato garnish

and piped by moi!

Monsieur Torte-Visage - pie maker extraordinaire!

-Oh, lovely.

-Fantastic.

-Yum.

-Pie!

-No touching without buying!

Ah!!

My beautiful face!

My beautiful pie!

-Dad?!

-Dad?!

Oh, hello, son. Fancy seeing you here.

HE GASPS

Lads?!

Uh, hi! No, just, you know...

checking out the competition.

Oh, not bad. Needs more pepper.

Ah, don't make me laugh!

You know nothing about pies!

Oi! If my son reckons your pies need pepper, then your pies need pepper.

-I taught that boy everything I know about pies.

-Oh, really?!

And how long does that take, huh? Five minutes?

I'll have you know, I bake the best pies in Beano Town!

Ask anyone you like. Ask your customers!

Magnifique! It seems that even your friends prefer the taste of my pies.

We never said that. Although, this is very tasty.

Oh, that does it!

We'll settle this once and for all.

I challenge you to a pie making contest.

Oh, bien sur!

And whoever loses has to close to close down their shop for good.

Oh... Um, hang on a second.

Unless you are une scaredy cat?

My dad's not scared of anything. He'll bake a pie you'll never forget.

Six o'clock, tonight, right here in the street. The town can decide.

Uh...

Oh, what have I said? What have I done?

If I lose this bet, I'll have to close down and leave town?

What? Leave town? But that'll break up the Menaces!

What about Paul? All his friends are here, too.

We can't let that happen.

You'll just have to bake the most popular pie of your life.

But don't worry, we're here to help.

I've seen your idea of help before, and it always gets out of hand.

-What are you planning?

-We're going to find the best flavour in the world.

Haw-haw-haw!

Gnash, gnash!

Hey, Mr Butcher! Got a pie here with your name on it!

Hey, Mr Butcher! Got a pie here with your name on it!

Gnash, gnash!

Tres bien! These nincompoops are no sweat to me!

Hey, don't worry, we've brought enough for everyone!

Hey, don't worry, we've brought enough for everyone!

Ahh!

How are we going to find the town's favourite flavour

if no-one trusts us enough to take one?

I've got it! We'll go undercover.

Huh? Undercover?

Tres sneaky way, but Monsieur Torte-Visage is sneakier.

-Free pies! Get your free pies!

-And be sure to tell us your favourite!

-Oh, apple, please!

-Cherry!

-Oh, yes, come to Daddy!

-Yummy!

-Scrumptious!

No, no! This cannot be! They must not find the favourite flavour!

Huh? Hey! Isn't that...

Huh? Dennis! It's a trap! Run!

Ah, pie!

Oh, I love it.

Haw-haw-haw-haw!

You crazy dog!

Oh, that went well.

Sergeant, we must punish these troublemakers, no?

Perhaps I can make un petit suggestion?

-HE WHISPERS

-Ah-ha!

Oh, no-one will dare try our pies now.

We'll never find Beano Town's favourite flavour.

Oh, Torte-Visage started it! He splashed me with mash!

We can't let him win, or the Menaces will be split up forever.

Imagine that?

-It's too big to eat!

-I know! If only Pie-Face were still here!

-Ah!!!

-Ahh!!

Mmm. Pie.

Oh, hey! Hi, Dennis!

This mixed-up pie mix is the best!

Huh? Oh!

Wow! He's right! This is delish!

Gnash!

We've still got a chance!

Our fantastic flavour is right here on Pie-Face's pie face!

We just need to know what's in it.

Pie-Face, what hit you?

Um, some pies?

Only one thing for it.

Needs more cherry.

Now chocolate.

Just when I think you lot can't get any sillier.

Back off, Walter. This is a highly scientific experiment.

Try apple plus strawberry.

Nearly. There's just something missing.

I can't quite put my finger on it.

Oh, we're running out of time!

Think, Pie-Face! Do you remember anything?

I remember suddenly feeling very cold.

Eh? Why would you feel cold on such a hot day?

Of course!

Angel Face's flying ice cream!

Oi, Walter!

I bet you can't hit me with that ice cream!

Hmm. Bet you I can!

Told you! Thanks, Walter!

Urgh.

That's it! The missing ingredient!

Ha-ha!

Genius wears a striped jumper!

So, three parts cherry, one part chocolate...

one part beef? Really?

Don't doubt the pie-meister.

And don't forget the ice cream.

Oh, we're going to need a bigger bowl.

Haw-haw-haw!

He is too scared to even turn up! Ha-ha!

A great big recipe makes a great big pie! Nothing can stop us now.

Hold it right there.

After that fiasco in the park, no-one wants you coming

near them with a pie, so Monsieur Torte-Visage

requested a police line.

Safety first, eh? Ha-ha!

But if people don't taste my pie, I don't stand a chance of winning.

There we go.

Set one foot across this line and I'll arrest the lot of you.

Huh?

Then it just remains for you to name me the winner!

After all, this is the only pie in the contest, no?

No!

Menaces to arms!

Dennis, I said...

You said don't set one foot across the line, so we won't.

Dennis! Stop using those catapults at once!

Haw-haw-haw! Yes, Dennis, listen to your papa!

And start using these much bigger catapults.

You didn't think we'd let our old friend

get drummed out of town, did you? No-one splits up our gang.

Ahhh!

Ooh! Hey, everyone! It's delicious!

Oh, yum!

That's very good, Angel Face!

Right, this is...

..delicious!

-Does everyone agree?

-Yes!

-Yes!

Right, then, Beano Town, we have a winner!

That is it, you win!

I would not stay another second in this crazy town if you paid me!

-Does this mean our pie shop's saved?

-Too right it does, son.

And more importantly, so are the Menaces! We're a winning team.

Now, who's for seconds?

ALL: Me! Me!

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