Menace Swap Dennis the Menace and Gnasher
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-Ready, Gnasher? -Gnesh! -Let's go! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# Playing by the rules | 0:00:04 | 0:00:08 | |
# Is highly overrated | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah! | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# They can't hold us back | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
# We'll make the most of every second | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah! | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# After all is said and done | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
# Shout, "One for all and all for fun!" | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
# Nothing's going to bring us down today | 0:00:29 | 0:00:33 | |
# Open up your eyes | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
# The world outside is waiting. # | 0:00:35 | 0:00:39 | |
All right, class, you have five minutes to finish today's experiment. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:59 | |
With my personal junior genius lab kit, | 0:00:59 | 0:01:03 | |
that should present no problem, Mrs Creature. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:07 | |
He-he! | 0:01:07 | 0:01:08 | |
Er, Mrs Creature? My beaker's broken. Look! | 0:01:10 | 0:01:14 | |
Oh, yeah. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
Then pair up with Walter, Dennis. BOTH: WHAT?! | 0:01:16 | 0:01:20 | |
Oh, surely you too can work together for five minutes. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
CLOCK TICKS | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
Stop! | 0:01:26 | 0:01:27 | |
EXPLOSION | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
We've had to evacuate the entire school because of the smell. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:34 | |
Do you have anything to say for yourselves for ruining | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
-Mrs Creature's experiment? -Yes, headmaster. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
It was all his fault. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
I told you not to touch the beaker when the liquid oozes. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
You have zero understanding of slime production. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
What's there to understand? Puerile pranks, tawdry tricks. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:52 | |
-All child's play. -Child's play?! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
Menacing takes skill and precision timing. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
You couldn't menace a dead fish! | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
I could do that in my sleep. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
You wouldn't last one afternoon completing my to-do list. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
What? Measuring the straightness of my tie with a ruler. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:10 | |
Yeah, really hard, Walter. I do more than that. I... | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
Boys, boys, boys. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:14 | |
It seems we have here a classic lack of mutual understanding, | 0:02:14 | 0:02:18 | |
but I have the perfect solution. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
You will each spend this afternoon living each other's lives. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:24 | |
I've spoken to your parents and it is agreed. This afternoon, you will live | 0:02:28 | 0:02:32 | |
according to the habits and rules of the other's household. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
Stop! | 0:02:37 | 0:02:38 | |
Swap! | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
-Uh! -Ruh-ruh! | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
I'll explain later, Gnasher. It's...complicated. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:47 | |
Here is Walter's jam-packed schedule for this afternoon. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
Jingle Composer Club. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
Toothpick modellers' symposium with the Colonel. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:56 | |
Competitive bird-watching? Swimming pool mathletics? Pet grooming?! | 0:02:56 | 0:03:01 | |
CAT MEWLS, GNASHER CHUCKLES | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
Where do you keep your garden shears? | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
-Dennis's schedule? For what? -His after-school activities! | 0:03:08 | 0:03:13 | |
He doesn't exactly have a schedule. He...lives in the moment. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:18 | |
-HE LAUGHS -This will be a breeze! | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
Just as I thought. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:22 | |
I do hope Dennis is coping. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
CLASSICAL MUSIC | 0:03:25 | 0:03:28 | |
THEY GROAN | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
HE MAKES A RACKET | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
-That's not...quite how... Walter does it. -No, it's not! | 0:03:40 | 0:03:47 | |
Din-Makers, prepare for practice! I hope you've studied your chords. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:53 | |
Stand straight, shoulders back, no slouching! | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
THEY STRAIN | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
Now, after me. I'll count us in. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:03 | |
A-one, two, three, four. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:08 | |
Um, usually Dennis just says something like, "Rock!" | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
-Rock? -Don't mind if I do! | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
THEY MAKE A RACKET | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
Competitive bird-watching? Ohhh! Let's liven this up, Gnasher. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:23 | |
Ahhh! Snake! | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
This isn't the sort of thing we do with Dennis, Walter. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:35 | |
Hmm... | 0:04:35 | 0:04:36 | |
-But that is. -THEY LAUGH | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
Ta-da! | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
So, THIS is a toothpick modellers' symposium. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
Hmm... No... | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
Playing with Bea can't be THAT hard. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:56 | |
SHE STRAINS | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
Ooh... Ooh, no... | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
Ohh... I don't know how much more of this I can take! | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
What's swimming pool mathletics anyway? Huh? | 0:05:10 | 0:05:15 | |
3 times 7 is 21, 4 times 7 is 28, | 0:05:15 | 0:05:19 | |
5 times 7... Dennis? | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
Oh, I know this one! Cannonball! | 0:05:22 | 0:05:26 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
So far you're not doing very well at being Walter, Dennis. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
I knew you'd find my life too hard. Meanwhile, I'm blitzing yours! | 0:05:34 | 0:05:40 | |
Tree house tidied, a study regime for Bea. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
I've even introduced the Din-Makers | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
to the principles of classical harmony. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
That's not being a menace, Walter! | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
That sounds like things you'd do. Epic fail. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
Boys, you have one more chance to live each other's life | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
before the day is done or... | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
..I'll pair you up in every class until the term ends. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:04 | |
-BOYS: -17 times 32 is 544, | 0:06:04 | 0:06:09 | |
18 times 32 is 576. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
-19 times 32 is... -Ribbit! | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
WALTER WAILS | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
OK, time for plan D, G and W. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:24 | |
We need to help each other if we're going to get through the experiment. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:28 | |
Very well. Listen carefully. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
After swimming pool mathletics, it's bath time. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
Make sure you use plenty of soap. Then it's afternoon tea. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:37 | |
This is very important - you must use the scone fork. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:41 | |
It's second from the right. Do NOT use the Battenberg fork! | 0:06:41 | 0:06:46 | |
OK, but, Walter, you've got to think like a menace. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
Remember - fun is always just around the corner. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
POSTMAN WHISTLES | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
Come, Claudius. We have menacing to attend to. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:57 | |
And it's bath time for you and me. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
GNASHER GROANS | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
-# Da, da-da-da, da-da... # -DENNIS CHUCKLES | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
Lots of soap, eh? Low setting, I think. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:09 | |
Gnesh, gnesh! | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
GNASHER WHIRS | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
Ha-ha! | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
Right. Let's get you kitted out with some menacing equipment. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:21 | |
-Ooh. Ooh! -Ooh... | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
DENNIS SIGHS | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
Right, Gnasher. All I have to do is get through the scone test | 0:07:31 | 0:07:35 | |
and life goes back to normal! | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
Gnesh! | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
Um...er... | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
Mm-hm, he certainly looks and smells the part. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:48 | |
-MOBILE RINGS -Ooh! | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
'Not the Battenberg fork! Use the second one! | 0:07:52 | 0:07:56 | |
'The second one!' | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
Ha! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:00 | |
Good show. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:01 | |
Just goes to show you CAN complete a successful experiment | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
-without any mischief. A+ for you, Dennis. -Yes! | 0:08:09 | 0:08:14 | |
But Walter still has to pass HIS test. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
Oh, Walter excels at everything he does! | 0:08:17 | 0:08:21 | |
He'll be just fine, I assure you. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
I'm not so sure about that. Come on, Gnasher! | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
POSTMAN HUMS | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
Hmm... | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
Oooh-oooh! Where are the instructions on this device?! | 0:08:42 | 0:08:46 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:08:46 | 0:08:47 | |
Too late anyway. Postman's way out of range now. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:52 | |
-POSTMAN: Strangely quiet today. -Oh, no! | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
I told you not to waste time arranging the pranks | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
according to the Dewey decimal system. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
But they needed sorting out! | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
-I've failed! -Maybe not. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:07 | |
No! I... Oh... I couldn't possibly! | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
-Ha-ha! But...I could! -Gnesh-gnesh! | 0:09:14 | 0:09:18 | |
Hmm... Do it, Claudius! | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
CLAUDIUS SNARLS | 0:09:20 | 0:09:21 | |
THEN MUNCHES | 0:09:21 | 0:09:22 | |
Ohh! Ohhhh! | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
Walter! | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
What are you doing... Atchoo! ..doing, Walter?! | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
Being Dennis, sir. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
Hmm...yes, I...I suppose you are. Well, well done. Very good. Atchoo! | 0:09:40 | 0:09:45 | |
Gnesh! | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
So, what have you.... Atchoo! ..learned today, Walter? | 0:09:52 | 0:09:56 | |
Well, that...having no rules can be somewhat liberating. | 0:09:56 | 0:10:00 | |
-And you, Dennis? -Ah...well...I...learnt that...um... | 0:10:00 | 0:10:07 | |
er...that everyone needs a bath sometimes? | 0:10:07 | 0:10:11 | |
-Hm? -Mm, yes, I suppose they do. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
Congratulations, boys, | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
you have successfully completed today's experiment. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:19 | |
Yes! | 0:10:19 | 0:10:20 | |
Er, would you care to join us for afternoon tea, headmaster? | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
Thank you, Walter. I never say no to a scone! | 0:10:27 | 0:10:32 | |
Whoa! Who knew bath time could be so much fun?! Follow me! | 0:10:32 | 0:10:37 | |
Ha-ha! Genius wears a striped jumper! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:48 | |
Gnesh-gnesh! | 0:10:48 | 0:10:49 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 |