I Fought the Lawn Dennis the Menace and Gnasher


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Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!

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# Playing by the rules

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# Is highly overrated

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# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

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# They can't hold us back

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# We'll make the most of every second

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# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

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# After all is said and done

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# Shout, "One for all and all for fun!"

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# Nothing's gonna bring us down today

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# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #

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Ha, ha, ha!

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Hmm...

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-Aaah!

-ALL: Ha, ha, ha!

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I suppose you think this is funny.

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Don't be mad, Walter, your little plant people look much better now.

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Their haircuts were boring!

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You're jealous cos the cress you've grown doesn't look

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anywhere near this good.

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What? Why would we be growing cress?

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Well, what did you do with those seeds Creecher gave you last week?

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It's a lovely day...

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Ah! Officer under attack!

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Oh, dear!

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Well, as this cress-growing assignment is homework due

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tomorrow, you menaces can all expect detention.

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Nah, we eat detention like he eats pies.

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Sometimes I eat pies in detention.

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Oh. So detention this weekend won't bother you then?

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ALL: Nah.

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The weekend of the Beanotown Comic Convention

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with a once-in-a-lifetime appearance by the creators of

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Vampire Chicken Squad?

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Bye-bye.

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ALL: Huh?

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Huh?

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Dennis, what are we going to do?

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Vampire Chicken Squad is my favourite comic!

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I mean, chickens who are vampires!

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And they have a squad! I mean, it is the best idea ever!

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Pa was going to get all his issues autographed.

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We can't miss this convention!

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We have to talk to somebody who knows about plants...

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And fast!

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Who's Daddy's little darling then?

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So, cress you say?

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I do have cress seeds, of course,

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but I usually prefer my flora

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a little more exotic, like this Venus flytrap here.

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Oh, gnash!

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How about I give you seeds for both?

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The principles are the same - to maximise growth,

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you need a hothouse, like this.

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Also, I recommend talking to your plants.

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The little beauties respond favourably to a good chat.

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ALL: Huh?

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Last but not least, you need some fully organic plant food.

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Thanks to my secret formula,

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Gwendolyn here reached this height in only two years.

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ALL: Two years?!

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We need to make the cress grow much, much faster.

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Time to rev up the Colonel's formula

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with some extra-extreme growth spurt ingredients.

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Self-raising flour.

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Jumping beans.

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Raspberry Rocket.

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-Coffee.

-Ow!

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-What's ow?

-This pie is too hot to eat.

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And, erm...more Raspberry Rocket.

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If this concoction isn't rocket fuel for plant growth,

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I don't know what is.

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Right, seeds.

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-Where are the seeds?

-Ah!

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Uh-oh, Dennis!

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The heat from the pie has fused the cress seeds

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and the Venus flytrap seeds together.

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Weird. Oh, well, let's plant them anyway.

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What could possibly go wrong?

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Oh, no. I think this pie is past its best-before date.

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Ha-ha! If comics have taught us anything, and comics have taught us

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most things, a dodgy pie is the perfect ingredient for

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Menaced-up super science.

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To the hothouse!

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Ah!

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Whoa!

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-Ah!

-Never mind!

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Oopsy!

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Do you think that will work, Dennis?

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It has to, Curly. We can't miss that comic convention.

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-Is our homework done?

-Fingers and green thumbs crossed.

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We need this weekend to be detention-free.

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Don't forget your promise to mow the lawn tomorrow, Dennis.

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Oh, but tomorrow is the Beanotown Comic Convention.

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Which can wait until you've mown the lawn.

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Oh!

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Don't worry, Dennis.

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Hey, Pie-Face and I can help you mow it after school.

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Ah, is it too late to take that back?

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-Was the grass this tall yesterday?

-I don't know,

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I was too busy spilling our super plant food everywhere to notice.

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Ha-ha, results!

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I have to say,

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your plants' growth has surpassed all expectations.

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Clearly, they've cheated, Miss.

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Yesterday they said they didn't even have seeds.

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I don't remember saying that. Do you?

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BOTH: No.

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Oh, it doesn't even look like proper cress!

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Those leaves have teeth!

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That must be the Venus flytrap genes!

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This is what perfect cress looks like.

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Who has ever seen cress that big?

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Don't you know anything, Walter?

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This is what big cress looks like.

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When they are grown-up, cress have actual teeth.

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Oh, fascinating!

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See, even a teacher can learn something new at school.

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Now don't be jealous, Walter,

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I'm giving all three of these boys the top mark.

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-But...

-Sorry, Walter.

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I know you haven't done this homework, Menace!

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And the moment I can prove it, that top mark will be mine

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and you will all be on comic-convention-missing detention.

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Walter can't prove a thing!

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Yes! We dodged detention the one weekend

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when dodging detention matters.

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Ah! Dennis!

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The unusually large and bitey cress,

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it's got larger and bitier!

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Aaah!

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There may still be a bit more dodging to do.

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ALL: Aaaaah!

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I told you it is not cress!

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You don't see cress this big!

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And eating things!

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Dennis!

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Uh... Walter is absolutely right, you don't see cress this big

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and eating things,

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and that's because...

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this is how fully grown cress carries on.

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Kids normally grow cress for a week and then eat it.

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What most kids don't know is they have to eat it or it will

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grow up and eat them.

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Sorry, Miss, our cress got this big because we were so eager to do

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the homework, we planted it too soon.

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-Well, that makes perfect sense.

-What? No, it doesn't!

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As you can see, the preferred food of the fully grown cress is pies.

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Hey! It must be my pie in the plant food.

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We created a Venus pie-trap.

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Miss Creecher, as fully grown cress experts,

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we can contain the situation, but we will need to leave school early.

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Fine, whatever you need.

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Emergency, Brenda! We need every pie you can muster.

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What then, Dennis?

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The Colonel said we should talk to our plants, so let's talk.

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Hey, plants, pies!

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I hope you've got a plan, Dennis. We're running out of pies!

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What? I only had one or two.

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Don't worry, Curly, genius always has a plan.

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They'll be happy here, disposing of pies past their sell-by date.

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Dad's best shop assistants ever.

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Nice one, Dennis.

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OK, mutant cress dealt with,

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all we have to do now is deal with that lawn.

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Gang, wrestle up a mowing device and meet me at my place.

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-Where did you get a goat?

-From the goat convention.

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-There is a goat convention?

-Yeah, at the convention centre.

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Today is the last day, tomorrow is the comic convention.

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Ah, which we are not going to miss.

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Let's get mowing!

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Ah. Well, it's a good job we also have Gnasher power.

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Grrrr!

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Gnash, gnash, gnash, gnash...!

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-Ha, ha, ha!

-ALL: Huh?

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Gnash, gnash, gnash...!

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It's growing faster than we can mow it!

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All this mowing is disturbing my study. Why is it taking so long?

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-We are being thorough.

-Thorough? With a chore?

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Now why does that strike me as suspicious?

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Nothing suspicious going on here, Walter,

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just lawn mowing.

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I've got my eye on you, menaces.

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Phew!

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If Walter realises the grass is growing out of control,

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he'll tell Creecher we didn't do the cress homework properly.

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At this rate, we'll be mowing the lawn all weekend!

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We'll never get to the comic convention.

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Pie-Face, where there is a convention, there is a way.

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-So the goat convention is finished then?

-Uh-huh.

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To make way for the comic convention, which we will be at.

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How do we get rid of all these goats?

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One problem at a time, Pie-Face, one problem at a time.

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