Omega Menace Dennis the Menace and Gnasher

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Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!

# Playing by the rules

# Is highly overrated

# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

# They can't hold us back

# We'll make the most of every second

# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

# After all is said and done

# Shout, "Fun for all and all for fun!"

# Nothing's gonna bring us down today

# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #

Hmm.

Heh.

Hmm.

Let battle commence.

Time to Omega Flip!

Ha, Lightning Bolt!

Thunderclap.

Nah!

..Pie!

BOTH: Eh?

HE BURPS

Oh, for the last time, Pie isn't an Omega Flip power.

You can only use what's on the cards,

like Laser Strike, Volcano Blast, Quake Shake, you know?

And the strongest power wins.

What about the power of

Crusty Pastry And Mysterious Meat Filling?

CURLY SIGHS

Nice card collection, Menace.

I didn't know you were into Omega Flip.

I thought you only played things without lasers, like chess.

Oh, laser chess would be awesome.

I appreciate Omega Flip as a game of skill and strategy.

But I wouldn't expect you and your cohorts

-to understand anything about that.

-Oh, yeah?

Me and my co...whatever-you-saids understand plenty.

Oh, then you won't object to taking us on in a friendly game, would you?

Does it have to be friendly?

We'll each put our cards on the line.

Winner takes all.

Ha! What cards have you got?

Violin Victory?

Homework Hummer?

Swotty Strike?

Oh...very droll.

Do you accept my challenge or not?

Of course. I love games.

Who wants to play Snakes And Ladders?

ALL: Me! Me!

With real snakes!

-THEY SCREAM

-Ha-ha-ha-ha!

But let's make this Omega Flip match worth our while.

If we win, you'll do all our homework for a month.

And if I win?

We'll do all your homework for a month.

Ha! I don't think so.

No, if we win, you'll be our butlers for a month.

Eh, whatever. It doesn't matter, cos you'll never beat us anyway.

So it's agreed,

we'll battle at lunchtime tomorrow.

Oh, I do have one card you might be interested in.

ALL: The Mega Omega Ball!

The rarest, most powerful card there is.

Where did you get it?

There's only one in every million packs.

I want all the cards you have!

THEY GRUMBLE

Now!

Better practise your butler skills.

-Yes!

-Good one, Walter!

What are we going to do?

None of our cards are anywhere near as good as the Mega Omega Ball.

Oh, Walter's right, we might as well practise being butlers.

Oh, I have run your bath, Master Paul.

Shall I peel you?

This isn't over. We're going to practise, all right,

at Omega Flip.

Walter may have the best card

but I'm the best player.

If I have five apples and King Alfred burnt the cakes, how long will...

Psst, put up the defence shields so we can Omega train.

..and find out how to fill a bath using a thimble.

SCREECHING

Phew!

-BOTH:

-Duo Blast!

Double Blast!

-Dennis...

-Hmm?

What do you think you're doing?

Eh?

Give those to me.

I have a special power of my own -

confiscation.

Miss, please, we need our cards for a big Omega Flip battle tomorrow.

Well, you should have thought of that before you started

playing with them in my class.

THEY WHIMPER

Oh, I can't believe Mrs Creecher took our cards.

I mean, just because we were practising Omega Flip

in her boring lesson.

Yeah, what's she going to do with them anyway?

Whirlwind Whip!

-Tornado Spin.

-Oh, why you...

If we're going to beat Walter, we need more cards.

But not just any cards,

we need a Mega Omega Ball of our own.

-Gnash.

-That's right.

And Gnasher's going to help us sniff one out.

Gnasher gnash.

-Gnash-gnash.

-Nice one, Gnasher.

This is a pack of ultra-rare cards.

Quick, everybody empty your pockets.

I don't suppose you'd take a pie

in exchange for a pack of Omega Flip cards?

No.

Oh, how are we going to beat Walter without any cards?

Wait, did you say Walter?

-Oh...

-Oh, hurry up.

I want all the Omega Flip cards you have.

Don't forget the ultra-rare ones.

SHE STUTTERS

Well, don't just lie there. Pick them up.

Oh, that kid makes my life a misery whenever he comes in.

Right, we overstocked on some packs so you can have these.

They're not the best, but even the weakest cards can be effective

if you work together.

-ALL:

-Oh, brilliant!

Heh-heh!

Right, let's see what we've got. Erm...

Duck Dive...

Drizzle...

Dog Breath?

Oh, OK, our only hope is this last card.

Worm Wipe-out!

After all that, we still haven't got any decent cards.

Wait, there's still one option left. A trade.

-Who's going to trade for these?

-We have no choice, Curly.

Ha! My Snail Slime beats your Bunny Hop.

I'll have those, please.

SHE SOBS

Good game, Angel Face.

I hear you have a spare Squirrel Slam card.

Care to swap it for not one but two cards

from my super amazing, game-winning collection?

No deal, Dennis.

Everyone knows Creecher has your deck.

I suspect whatever pitiful hand

you managed to scrape together so far

won't even be worth my Goat Glare card.

Come on, Angel Face!

Don't you want this Dog's Breath card?

You may not realise but it can be very useful in battle against...

Erm, against...

Against the Power Of Crusty Pastry And Mysterious Meat Filling card.

Oh, but you must have something you can trade.

I wish I could help you, Dennis.

But I lost my last deck of Omega Flip cards to Corporal Tinkle.

He is a master of strategic gameplay, you know.

OK.

Maybe Corporal Tinkle would like to trade.

Oh, no, Corporal Tinkle does not trade his cards.

You must challenge him to a game.

Erm...

Oh, never mind.

Hmm.

Oh, if Walter beats us,

and we have to be their butlers,

we'll never live it down.

-CLAUDIUS PURRS

-Gnash, gnash.

Maybe we should back out.

No, a menace never gives up.

But it wouldn't be our fault

if Mrs Creecher confiscates our cards.

Oh, no! No, don't take our cards! Don't take them away.

Of course I won't.

You're not allowed to play in lessons

but it's perfectly fine at break time.

What? No!

I mean...erm...yay.

-WALTER GIGGLES

-Time to battle, Dennis.

And may the strongest card win -

which, as we all know, is the Mega Omega Ball.

Our only hope is to make them use up their powers

before we take too much damage.

Finger Strike.

Quake Shake.

DENNIS AND HIS FRIENDS GROAN

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

This will be the shortest Omega Flip battle in history.

Mega Omega Ball!

One more hit and it's over.

'Even the weakest cards can be effective if you work together.'

Eh?

Curly, Pie-Face,

flip your cards at the same time.

Duck Dive!

Drizzle!

Worm Wipe-out!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Is that all you've got?

Pathetic.

Let's finish this.

QUACKING

Argh!

I can't see!

I've put enough worms down people's necks to know,

they always come out when it rains.

Wait for it...

No!

ALL: Yeah!

-We beat the Mega Omega Ball!

-We beat the Mega Omega Ball!

Well done, team.

Once again, we proved that Walter and his chums

are no much for a menace.

And no homework for us for a month.

Oh, goody!

He-he!

More hard sums!

But seeing how much Walter loves homework,

it looks like this time, everyone's a winner!

THEY LAUGH

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