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Ready, Gnasher? Let's go! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# Playing by the rules | 0:00:04 | 0:00:08 | |
# Is highly overrated | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah! | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# They can't hold us back | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
# We'll make the most of every second | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah! | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# After all is said and done | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
# Shout, "One for all and all for fun!" | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
# Nothing's gonna bring us down today | 0:00:28 | 0:00:33 | |
# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. # | 0:00:33 | 0:00:38 | |
Ah, the great outdoors. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
A world away from the hurly-burly of everyday life. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:57 | |
I close my eyes... Ah. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:01 | |
And when I open them... | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
ZIPPING HE SCREAMS | 0:01:03 | 0:01:04 | |
We're on. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:05 | |
The Beanotown Cup Final, and we're almost front of the queue. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:10 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:01:10 | 0:01:11 | |
Operation Golden Ticket is on course for a successful completion. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:17 | |
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:01:20 | 0:01:21 | |
Four tickets for the cup final, please. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
-Oh, sorry. Just sold my last tickets. -What?! | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
We'll do anything! | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
Cut your lawn, polish your boots, shine your medals. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
Anything for those tickets. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
Oh, tempt me all you like, sunny Jim. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
The Colonel will never buckle. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
HE GROANS | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
If you're trying to buy tickets, Walter, they've sold out. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
Oh, I'm not buying a ticket, Dennis. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
As Chief Reporter for the school paper, I get a press pass. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:54 | |
THEY GASP | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
So all we need is a press pass like Walter's and we're in. | 0:01:56 | 0:02:00 | |
Oh, this is a menace made in heaven. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
Oh, no tickets left, love. Sorry. The match is a complete sell out. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:07 | |
One press pass, please. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
There you go, the final press pass. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
Press pass, please. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
You?! Which paper do you write for? | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
The Daily Menace. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
I've never heard of it. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:21 | |
That's because it's... | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
new and exclusive and only online. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:28 | |
Well, this is the final press pass, and it's mine. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
You can't both have the final press pass. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
You're right. The final press pass should go to a deserving home... | 0:02:36 | 0:02:40 | |
Meaning? | 0:02:40 | 0:02:41 | |
Meaning...whoever gets the most readers by Saturday gets | 0:02:41 | 0:02:46 | |
the final press pass into the match. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
Challenge accepted. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:49 | |
May the best reporter win, Dennis. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
Sounds fair enough to me. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
Bertie, hold the presses. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
I have a new lead story for this afternoon's edition. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:02 | |
Dennis the Menace - biggest loser in Beanotown. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
Meet me in the tree house in exactly 33 minutes and 22 seconds. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:11 | |
We've got a newspaper to launch. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
Look at that, Gnasher, Dad's bottom's been given its own TV show. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
Dennis! I'm in your bedroom. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
Say hello to the Homework Spy 3000. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
The Homework what? | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
-This little beauty will be keeping an eye on you at all times. -Eh...right. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:37 | |
-But... -Ah, no buts, Dennis. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
Take a seat. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:41 | |
Six months worth of homework to do, Dennis. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
Remember, if you're thinking of leaving your desk, | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
the Homework Spy 3000 will be watching, | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
which means I'll be watching. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
We have to meet Curly and Pie-Face in three minutes, Gnasher. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
This calls for a top drawer menace. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
Gnash, gnash! | 0:04:08 | 0:04:09 | |
Look at that. No more sneaking behind my back. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:15 | |
Pulling the wool over my eyes. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
Gnash, gnash, gnash. Gnash, gnash, gnash. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:21 | |
It's all about using your head. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
Gnash, gnash, gnash. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
Gnash! | 0:04:31 | 0:04:32 | |
Brilliant, Gnasher. Time for some menacing genius. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
BEEPING | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
Right, I reckon I've got 20 seconds. Let's get to work. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:54 | |
Oh, no, it's on the blink. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:57 | |
The picture's come back, love. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
BOTH: Three, two, one. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:23 | |
Curly, we need a website. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
One state-of-the-art website coming up. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
Great. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:29 | |
Oh, with a fixed position navigation interface? | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
Eh...sure. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
-And some CCS coding. -Why not? -Oh, I know - | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
an intercalated design content management system | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
that automatically generates astute SEO URLs | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
to provide accurate metadata within a fully functional customised database? | 0:05:42 | 0:05:47 | |
I don't know. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:48 | |
Paul could help you out, Curly. He's got a knack for computers. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:52 | |
OK. So now we've just got to post a story for people to read. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:57 | |
But how will we know how many people are reading it? | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
Well, when someone clicks on our website, | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
it comes up as a hit on the screen. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
Exactly. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
What do hits make? | 0:06:06 | 0:06:07 | |
BOTH: Press passes! | 0:06:07 | 0:06:08 | |
OK. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:10 | |
Let's make news. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
Right, Curly, bring in the bus. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
Here goes. A world exclusive. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
Double-decker bus found on moon! | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
Our first big splash. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
How easy is this?! | 0:06:26 | 0:06:27 | |
Dennis? | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
Oh, no. Mum. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:30 | |
A little something for you. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:36 | |
Oh...thank you. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
HE GASPS | 0:06:42 | 0:06:43 | |
That was close. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:44 | |
Double-decker bus found on the moon! | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
I can do better than that. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
Read all about it. Double-decker bus on the moon disappears. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:57 | |
Here you go. There's a shilling. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
One more happy reader. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:01 | |
By Jove, he's right! There is no double-decker bus on the moon. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:13 | |
Wild animal in Beanotown Park. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
Wild animal captured. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
Treasure found in Beanotown. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
Free chocolate coin with school paper. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
Beanotown flooded. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
How I saved Beanotown from the floods - read my amazing story. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:35 | |
Final reader figures are... | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
Walter's paper - 485. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
But Daily Menace has 486 hits. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:59 | |
-And today's Saturday, so... -No school paper. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:03 | |
ALL: # Here we go, here we go, here we go! # | 0:08:04 | 0:08:08 | |
Walter just handed me this, but it's a bit rubbish. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:12 | |
This puts the numbers exactly even. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
Walter gave me one especially for you too. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
See? Rubbish. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
HE GROANS | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
I believe the press pass is mine, Dennis. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
Soon I'll be shaking hands with Beanotown United's finest. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:32 | |
So Walter wants to shake hands, does he? | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
Curly, I've just had a brilliant idea. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:42 | |
That's him. Get him! | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
SHOUTING | 0:08:47 | 0:08:48 | |
What are you doing? Leave me alone! | 0:08:50 | 0:08:54 | |
The Daily Menace big competition - | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
be the first to shake Walter's hand and win a free subscription. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:02 | |
500 extra hits. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
SCREAMING | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
986 readers to Walter's 487. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:17 | |
The press pass is ours. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
Congratulations. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:21 | |
One press pass coming up. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
That's my press pass. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
No, it's not. We won it fair and square. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
HE GROANS | 0:09:30 | 0:09:31 | |
Actually, I think it belongs to me. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
THEY GASP | 0:09:37 | 0:09:38 | |
-DENNIS AND WALTER: -Angel Face? | 0:09:38 | 0:09:39 | |
Whoever has the biggest readership gets the press pass, yes? | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
Have you read my magazine? | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
Dennis Versus Walter - skulduggery, treachery, trickery... | 0:09:47 | 0:09:52 | |
-Oh, and 5,000 readers. -WALTER AND DENNIS: -5,000! | 0:09:52 | 0:09:57 | |
See you at the game. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:58 | |
Or maybe not. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
# Here we go, here we go, here we go. # | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
Oh. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:10 | |
What have you been up to, Dennis? | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
MUMBLING: Useless, load of rubbish. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
Still want to see the match, Gnasher? | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
Gnash, gnash. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:24 | |
Angel Face, have I got a deal for you?! | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
Your press pass in exchange for...the Parent Spy 3000. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:34 | |
Stay ahead of prying mums and dads with this state-of-the-art, revo... | 0:10:36 | 0:10:40 | |
It's a deal. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:41 | |
DENNIS LAUGHS | 0:10:43 | 0:10:44 | |
Come on, United! Wahoo! | 0:10:46 | 0:10:47 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 |
