The Show Mustn't Go On Dennis the Menace and Gnasher
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Ready, Gnasher? Let's go! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# Playing by the rules | 0:00:04 | 0:00:07 | |
# Is highly overrated | 0:00:07 | 0:00:11 | |
# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah! | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# They can't hold us back | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
# We'll make the most of every second | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah! | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# After all is said and done | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
# Shout, "One for all and all for fun!" | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
# Nothing's going to bring us down today | 0:00:28 | 0:00:33 | |
# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. # | 0:00:33 | 0:00:38 | |
Ah, a beautiful Beano Town morning. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:55 | |
I can't wait to get to school and hand in my homework. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
-SCREAMING -A giant mutant bug! | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
Huh? | 0:01:00 | 0:01:01 | |
It eats paper! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
There's only one thing for it, even if it means sacrificing my homework. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:16 | |
Hee-yah! | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
CHEERING | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
And that's why I don't have my homework. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:28 | |
Bravo! Wonderful, wonderful. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:32 | |
Oh, don't clap. Dennis is clearly lying. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
Yes, but with such verve and imagination! | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
Class, this is Mr Blake Midwinter. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
He's an actor from the television. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
STUDENTS: Ah! | 0:01:46 | 0:01:47 | |
Ah-ha! Yes, little boy. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
You may have seen my acclaimed performance as Man in Park | 0:01:51 | 0:01:55 | |
in that crisps commercial. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:56 | |
HE CLEARS THROAT | 0:01:56 | 0:01:57 | |
Nay, squirrel! These are not for you to nibble on! | 0:01:57 | 0:02:02 | |
End of scene. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:03 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
Mr Midwinter is going to help us with this year's school play. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:10 | |
That's right. Thank you, Mrs C. I'll take it from here. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:14 | |
We're doing Jack and the Beanstalk | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
and I do believe we've already found our Jack. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:21 | |
HE CLEARS THROAT | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
Surely the lead role should go to someone artistic. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
Exactly. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
And Dennis here clearly has a wild flair for dramatic improvisation. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:33 | |
I have what now? | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
He says you have wild hair for drastic improvement. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
Hey! I'm not brushing my hair for anyone! | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
Sorry, Mr Midwinter, but I'm out. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
Oh, sadness! No! | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
Your words strike like arrows at my heart. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:49 | |
Oh, well, the show must go on. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
Auditions are tomorrow lunch time. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
But I must warn you, the rehearsals will be very demanding | 0:02:54 | 0:02:59 | |
and mean missing a lot of lessons. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
Miss lessons? Wait! I'm in again! | 0:03:01 | 0:03:05 | |
Huzzah! A star is born! | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
Like you said, the show must go on. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
There are still plenty of parts to audition for and Headmaster De Testa | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
has very kindly insisted on helping me choose the rest of the cast. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:20 | |
Next, we have Angel-Face De Testa reading for the Princess. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:27 | |
Oh, no! Here comes the giant! Jack, look out! | 0:03:27 | 0:03:32 | |
Bravo! Beautiful. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
Such poise! Such grace! | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
A perfect princess. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
I don't believe we need to see anyone else for the role. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
Thanks, Dad. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
OK, everybody, let's rehearse. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
Curly and Pie-Face are the giant. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
Angel-Face is the Princess, Walter is the bean seller | 0:03:50 | 0:03:54 | |
and Dennis is our fearless Jack. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
-Please, not autographs. -Hmm! | 0:03:57 | 0:04:01 | |
Now in this extremely moving scene, | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
Jack is with one of these most important characters in the play. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:09 | |
-The bean seller! -No! | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
No. I mean Jack's cow, | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
but who should play the cow? | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
Who should play the cow? | 0:04:17 | 0:04:21 | |
Come on. Come on. You both look marvellous in that costume. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:26 | |
This isn't even a cow. It's a horse. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:30 | |
Yes, but the magic of theatre will make the audience | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
believe it's a cow. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
I'm not doing it. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
Oh! | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
There's a funny smell in there. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
Ah, yes. That may be me. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
It's cabbage Thursday in the canteen, you see. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
I've got a much better idea than that mouldy old costume. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:51 | |
-HE WHISTLES -Huh? Gnash! Gnash! | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
Grr! | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
Presenting Jack's cow. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
Gnash! Moo! | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
-A dog can't play a cow. It's... -Genius! | 0:05:00 | 0:05:04 | |
Oh, yes. It's even better than a horse. It's playful, yet surprising. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:08 | |
It's very... It's very now. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
I love it. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
OK. Let's get the bean seller scene out of the way and then we can | 0:05:12 | 0:05:16 | |
move on to the big romantic finale where Jack kisses the Princess. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:22 | |
Right. I'll just... Hang on. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
That sounded like you said something about kissing. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
Oh, dear, Dennis. Haven't you read the script? | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
Page 30, "Jack gives the Princess a big kiss." | 0:05:30 | 0:05:34 | |
In front of the whole school! | 0:05:34 | 0:05:38 | |
Kiss a girl?! Eurgh! | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
Angel-Face, you don't want to kiss me! | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
I haven't had a bath in a week! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
Of course I don't want to kiss you! | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
But the Beano Town Gazette are sending a photographer, | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
and if kissing you gets my picture on the front page then I'll do it... | 0:05:52 | 0:05:57 | |
and scrub my mouth afterwards. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
Ha-ha! Everyone will see Dennis the Menace | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
smooching the headmaster's daughter! | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
Erm, Mr Midwinter? I'm having second thoughts about the play, | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
and third thoughts too, and they're both, "Arg!" | 0:06:09 | 0:06:13 | |
Well, of course, I can't force you to do the play, Dennis. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:17 | |
I knew you'd understand. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
But if you do drop out... | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
I'll make sure you get double all the lessons you've missed. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:26 | |
So, what do we say? | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
The show must go on. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
Dennis, what are you going to do? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
If you... Urg! | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
..kiss a girl in front of everyone you'll never live it down. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
I know, but Mr Midwinter won't let me give up the play. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
ALL GROAN | 0:06:42 | 0:06:43 | |
Ah-ha! But it wouldn't be my fault if he kicked me out, | 0:06:43 | 0:06:49 | |
would it? | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
Morning, everyone. Places, please! | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
From the top of act two. Jack climbs the beanstalk and sees the Giant. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:59 | |
Look, the beans have grown into a huge beanstalk. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:04 | |
I told you they were magic. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
Thank you, kind bean seller. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
HE GROANS | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
Oh, and don't forget to feed my cow - he must be hungry. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:15 | |
-Gnash! -Ow! | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
Fee-fi-fo-fum. I smell the blood of... | 0:07:18 | 0:07:22 | |
pies! | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
I'll defeat you, giant. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
SHOUTING | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
Stop! | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
Sorry, Mr Midwinter. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
I totally understand if you don't want me in the play any more, | 0:07:40 | 0:07:44 | |
so I'll just get going. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
What are you talking about? | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
That was brilliant! So raw. So spontaneous. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:52 | |
So-so in the moment. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:53 | |
You know, you remind me of a young...me! | 0:07:53 | 0:07:57 | |
HE GASPS | 0:07:57 | 0:07:58 | |
-OK. Now let's try the kissing scene. -Eurgh! | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
What? | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
GNASHER SNIFFS | 0:08:03 | 0:08:04 | |
GNASHER SNEEZES | 0:08:04 | 0:08:05 | |
Of course! Thanks, Gnasher. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
OK. Pucker up, Angel-Face. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
Eurgh! | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
Oh, sorry! | 0:08:11 | 0:08:12 | |
HE SNORTS | 0:08:12 | 0:08:13 | |
Just coming down with a bit of a cold. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
HE SNEEZES | 0:08:16 | 0:08:17 | |
Oh! Keeps your germs to yourself! | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
I need to look my best for the paparazzi. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
Oh, no. Well, we don't want anyone getting sick before opening night. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:25 | |
Maybe we should skip the kissing scene for now. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
Ha-ha! Good old fake snot. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
That should keep me kiss-free till this is all over. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:34 | |
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
Welcome to Jack and the Beanstalk, | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
adapted, choreographed, | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
designed and directed by your humble servant Blake Midwinter. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:48 | |
Look, it's Man in Park from that crisp commercial. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:53 | |
Make sure you get a shot of the most talented actress - my daughter. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:57 | |
I'm Jack, a humble farmer boy, taking my cow to market. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:05 | |
Gnash! Moo! | 0:09:05 | 0:09:06 | |
I'll buy your cow for these magic beans. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:11 | |
HE PARPS | 0:09:11 | 0:09:12 | |
I think you've had too many beans all ready. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
Right. Just the kissing scene to go. Time for the fake snot. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:21 | |
Ha-ha! Oh. Erm... | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
Looking for this? | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:09:25 | 0:09:26 | |
Now you'll have to kiss Angel-Face. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
Doh! | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
Only one thing for it. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
-You mean...? -Yes, Curly. Operation Blackout. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
No, not Operation Blackout! | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
-What is Operation Blackout? -Well... | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
HE WHISPERS | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
Hurry up, Dennis! | 0:09:44 | 0:09:45 | |
Come on, Pie-Face. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
Time for our big scene, and for me to get my picture in the paper. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:53 | |
You defeated the Giant and won the heart of the Princess. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:57 | |
Grr! | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
Come on, Curly, don't let me down. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
HE GRUNT | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
Oi! Oh, no, you don't! | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
-Gnash! -Ew! | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
Phew! That was close. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
I escaped the kiss of shame... | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
Angel-Face got her picture in the paper... | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
And we got out of lessons. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
I'd say the play was a big hit. Ha-ha! | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
Just not the kind Mr Midwinter wanted. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
Ah! Ha! Hey! | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
-Ouch! -This is all your fault! | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
I bet he wishes the show hadn't gone on after all. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
That's showbiz! | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
No, that's Menace Biz! | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
ALL LAUGH | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
Subtitles By Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 |