Beanotown 5000 Dennis the Menace and Gnasher

Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!

# Playing by the rules

# Is highly overrated

# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

# They can't hold us back

# We'll make the most of every second

# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

# After all is said and done

# Shout, "One for all and all for fun!"

# Nothing's gonna bring us down today

# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #

HE SIGHS

HE SLURPS

DENNIS LAUGHS

Yeah!

-Yeah, the brakes are working, Gnasher.

-Gnash-gnash.

Dennis!

Hi, Dad. Just making sure the go-kart's in fully working order.

We're entering the Beanotown 5,000 -

the race where anything goes.

Oh, right.

Well, speaking of things that should go...

Get that go-kart out of the garden!

Ah. You heard the man, Gnasher.

No, no, no, no, no! Don't crash through the fence again.

Don't crash through it? OK, Dad. Gnasher.

Gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash, gnash.

RUMBLING

There you go. See you later.

Oh, Dennis!

DENNIS LAUGHS

Gnash-gnash-gnash.

SCREAMING

Woo-hoo! This is one brilliant go-kart.

Yeah, it's the best go-kart I've ever seen.

Actually, it's the only go-kart I've ever seen.

Team Menace is definitely going to win the Beanotown 5,000.

Gnash-gnash-gnash.

I doubt that very much.

Oh, yeah?

This Menace machine is going to fly to the finishing line.

Delusional rubbish, Dennis.

Feast your eyes on Waltron -

the automatic, hydromatic go-kart.

OOHING

Complete with 100 terabytes of artificial intelligence

and a carbon nitride chassis.

-DENNIS SCOFFS

-It looks like a big egg.

Oh, really?

Waltron, place me into the driver's seat.

ALL: Whoa!

Waltron obeys every command I give.

Waltron, zoom around the park.

THEY GASP

That thing drives itself.

You're cheating.

Oh, Dennis, I don't cheat,

I innovate. See you at the race.

Oh-oh, except I won't, will I?

Because you'll be so far behind I won't be able to.

Waltron, go fast, please.

THEY SIGH

The Beanotown 5,000 should be about driving skills.

Not about sitting in a giant egg your dad got you.

Gnash-gnash.

How are we going to compete with the egghead?

Hmm. Don't worry.

Walter's giant egg isn't going to win,

because we are going to turn our go-kart

into the ultimate Menace-mobile.

We're going to win by menacing?

Well, Pie-Face, anything goes in the Beanotown 5,000,

so Team Menace has to be ready for anything.

Gnash!

SAWING AND DRILLING

SAWING AND DRILLING CONTINUES

Well, Menaces, there it is.

Eh, Dennis, question. When does the Beanotown 5,000 start?

-Oh, noon on Saturday.

-And what day is it today?

-Eh, Saturday.

-And the time is?

Oh, it's 11:4...!

SCREAMING

Let's go!

Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to the Beanotown 5,000 -

the go-kart race where absolutely anything goes.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

The racers will ride their engineless go-karts

down from the top of Mount Beano.

The off-road track goes around the mountain,

through Beano Moor, before finally reaching here,

where the winner will get this...

OOHING

..the Beanotown 5,000 gold medal,

made of 100% real fake gold.

Ooh, shiny!

This is it, Butch.

Ready, men?

SHE CHUCKLES

On your marks...

..get set, now...

go!

Ah! What's wrong?

Gnash-gnash. Gnash.

You want a sausage?

Anything goes in the Beanotown 5,000, Dennis.

That shiny metal is mine, baby. Mine.

Ha! Karate.

Oh! Ooooh!

Fire!

You think that's going to stop me?

No, but they will.

What do you mean, "they"?

What?!

HE SCREAMS Ha! Ha! Ha! Take that, you birds!

Ha! Karate chop!

TYRES SCREECH

Oh, no!

You really shouldn't play with food, Butch.

Deplorable, isn't it, Dennis?

The Beanotown 5,000 should be about skill, courage, honour

and, in my case, a giant mushy-pea cannon.

HE LAUGHS

Oh, come on.

That medal is mine.

-Fire!

-Ah.

-Fire again.

-Ah!

Gnasher, the tennis-ball launcher.

Gnash.

Ah!

Ha! Enemy fire failed to hit intended target.

Initiate counter attack.

Oh, no. There appears to be an equipment malfunction.

Oh, no.

Oh. Cold mushy peas.

HE GROANS

Still, best rations ever.

Yes! We're wining, Gnasher.

Gnash-gnash, gnash-gnash.

Not for long, Dennis.

Waltron, deploy the clamp.

Genius, Waltron.

Now, if you'll excuse me, Dennis, I have a medal to collect.

I think you'll find it's ladies first.

SHE LAUGHS

Oh! Waltron, after her.

Do you honestly believe that you can defeat the mighty Waltron?

Hmm, well, since you asked, yes.

Because I have attack squirrels.

Attack squirrels.

Really, what are they going to...?

Attack squirrels, attack.

HE SCREAMS

Waltron, stop.

Time to become the next Beanotown 5,000 champion.

SHE CHUCKLES

Right, if I lubricate the sides with oil,

lever this bit with a screwdriver and unscrew these bolts,

perhaps I could pull it off in about four hours.

Oh.

Gnash.

Or we could just do that. Well done, Gnasher.

Gnash-gnash.

Let's win this race!

Finally lost those rumbustious rodents.

Maximum speed, Waltron...

..to the finishing line!

Huh?! How did you get here so quickly?

Skill, Angel Face, skill. That's how this race is going to be won.

Really?

I think it's going to be won with a little help from my furry friends.

Huh?

Ah. Uh-oh, attack squirrels. Quick, Gnasher, the peanut shooter.

Stop that. Ow!

Oh, Dennis!

HE LAUGHS

We're almost there, all the... Oh, no.

Bye, Dennis.

Waltron, the finishing line, if you will?

Waltron, stop.

Waltron, go backwards.

HE LAUGHS

Genius wears a striped jumper.

Nooooo!

CRASH!

Thought for a moment there I was in trouble.

Luckily I'm completely unscathed.

Ah.

CHEERING

Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you

this year's Beanotown 5,000 champion -

Dennis and Gnasher.

CHEERING

Team Menace rule!

WALTER SCREAMS

ANGEL FACE SCREAMS

If only they'd been that fast during the race.

THEY LAUGH