Beanotown 5000 Dennis the Menace and Gnasher


Beanotown 5000

The menaces enter the Beanotown 5000, a no-holds-barred go-kart race that starts at the top of Mount Beano.


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Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!

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# Playing by the rules

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# Is highly overrated

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# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

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# They can't hold us back

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# We'll make the most of every second

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# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

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# After all is said and done

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# Shout, "One for all and all for fun!"

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# Nothing's gonna bring us down today

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# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #

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HE SIGHS

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HE SLURPS

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DENNIS LAUGHS

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Yeah!

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-Yeah, the brakes are working, Gnasher.

-Gnash-gnash.

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Dennis!

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Hi, Dad. Just making sure the go-kart's in fully working order.

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We're entering the Beanotown 5,000 -

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the race where anything goes.

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Oh, right.

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Well, speaking of things that should go...

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Get that go-kart out of the garden!

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Ah. You heard the man, Gnasher.

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No, no, no, no, no! Don't crash through the fence again.

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Don't crash through it? OK, Dad. Gnasher.

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Gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash, gnash.

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RUMBLING

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There you go. See you later.

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Oh, Dennis!

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DENNIS LAUGHS

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Gnash-gnash-gnash.

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SCREAMING

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Woo-hoo! This is one brilliant go-kart.

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Yeah, it's the best go-kart I've ever seen.

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Actually, it's the only go-kart I've ever seen.

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Team Menace is definitely going to win the Beanotown 5,000.

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Gnash-gnash-gnash.

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I doubt that very much.

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Oh, yeah?

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This Menace machine is going to fly to the finishing line.

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Delusional rubbish, Dennis.

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Feast your eyes on Waltron -

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the automatic, hydromatic go-kart.

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OOHING

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Complete with 100 terabytes of artificial intelligence

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and a carbon nitride chassis.

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-DENNIS SCOFFS

-It looks like a big egg.

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Oh, really?

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Waltron, place me into the driver's seat.

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ALL: Whoa!

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Waltron obeys every command I give.

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Waltron, zoom around the park.

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THEY GASP

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That thing drives itself.

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You're cheating.

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Oh, Dennis, I don't cheat,

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I innovate. See you at the race.

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Oh-oh, except I won't, will I?

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Because you'll be so far behind I won't be able to.

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Waltron, go fast, please.

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THEY SIGH

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The Beanotown 5,000 should be about driving skills.

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Not about sitting in a giant egg your dad got you.

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Gnash-gnash.

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How are we going to compete with the egghead?

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Hmm. Don't worry.

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Walter's giant egg isn't going to win,

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because we are going to turn our go-kart

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into the ultimate Menace-mobile.

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We're going to win by menacing?

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Well, Pie-Face, anything goes in the Beanotown 5,000,

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so Team Menace has to be ready for anything.

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Gnash!

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SAWING AND DRILLING

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SAWING AND DRILLING CONTINUES

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Well, Menaces, there it is.

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Eh, Dennis, question. When does the Beanotown 5,000 start?

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-Oh, noon on Saturday.

-And what day is it today?

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-Eh, Saturday.

-And the time is?

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Oh, it's 11:4...!

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SCREAMING

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Let's go!

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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welcome to the Beanotown 5,000 -

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the go-kart race where absolutely anything goes.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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The racers will ride their engineless go-karts

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down from the top of Mount Beano.

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The off-road track goes around the mountain,

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through Beano Moor, before finally reaching here,

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where the winner will get this...

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OOHING

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..the Beanotown 5,000 gold medal,

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made of 100% real fake gold.

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Ooh, shiny!

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This is it, Butch.

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Ready, men?

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SHE CHUCKLES

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On your marks...

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..get set, now...

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go!

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Ah! What's wrong?

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Gnash-gnash. Gnash.

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You want a sausage?

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Anything goes in the Beanotown 5,000, Dennis.

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That shiny metal is mine, baby. Mine.

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Ha! Karate.

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Oh! Ooooh!

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Fire!

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You think that's going to stop me?

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No, but they will.

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What do you mean, "they"?

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What?!

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HE SCREAMS Ha! Ha! Ha! Take that, you birds!

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Ha! Karate chop!

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TYRES SCREECH

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Oh, no!

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You really shouldn't play with food, Butch.

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Deplorable, isn't it, Dennis?

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The Beanotown 5,000 should be about skill, courage, honour

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and, in my case, a giant mushy-pea cannon.

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HE LAUGHS

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Oh, come on.

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That medal is mine.

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-Fire!

-Ah.

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-Fire again.

-Ah!

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Gnasher, the tennis-ball launcher.

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Gnash.

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Ah!

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Ha! Enemy fire failed to hit intended target.

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Initiate counter attack.

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Oh, no. There appears to be an equipment malfunction.

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Oh, no.

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Oh. Cold mushy peas.

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HE GROANS

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Still, best rations ever.

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Yes! We're wining, Gnasher.

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Gnash-gnash, gnash-gnash.

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Not for long, Dennis.

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Waltron, deploy the clamp.

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Genius, Waltron.

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Now, if you'll excuse me, Dennis, I have a medal to collect.

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I think you'll find it's ladies first.

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SHE LAUGHS

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Oh! Waltron, after her.

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Do you honestly believe that you can defeat the mighty Waltron?

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Hmm, well, since you asked, yes.

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Because I have attack squirrels.

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Attack squirrels.

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Really, what are they going to...?

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Attack squirrels, attack.

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HE SCREAMS

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Waltron, stop.

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Time to become the next Beanotown 5,000 champion.

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SHE CHUCKLES

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Right, if I lubricate the sides with oil,

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lever this bit with a screwdriver and unscrew these bolts,

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perhaps I could pull it off in about four hours.

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Oh.

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Gnash.

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Or we could just do that. Well done, Gnasher.

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Gnash-gnash.

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Let's win this race!

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Finally lost those rumbustious rodents.

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Maximum speed, Waltron...

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..to the finishing line!

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Huh?! How did you get here so quickly?

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Skill, Angel Face, skill. That's how this race is going to be won.

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Really?

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I think it's going to be won with a little help from my furry friends.

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Huh?

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Ah. Uh-oh, attack squirrels. Quick, Gnasher, the peanut shooter.

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Stop that. Ow!

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Oh, Dennis!

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HE LAUGHS

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We're almost there, all the... Oh, no.

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Bye, Dennis.

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Waltron, the finishing line, if you will?

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Waltron, stop.

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Waltron, go backwards.

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HE LAUGHS

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Genius wears a striped jumper.

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Nooooo!

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CRASH!

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Thought for a moment there I was in trouble.

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Luckily I'm completely unscathed.

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Ah.

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CHEERING

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Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you

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this year's Beanotown 5,000 champion -

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Dennis and Gnasher.

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CHEERING

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Team Menace rule!

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WALTER SCREAMS

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ANGEL FACE SCREAMS

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If only they'd been that fast during the race.

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THEY LAUGH

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Dennis and his faithful hound Gnasher are out to make every day as much fun as possible, but their adventures often lead them into trouble.

The menaces are buzzing with excitement about the Beanotown 5000, a no-holds-barred go-kart race that starts at the top of Mount Beano... and finishes in a blaze of glory! Anything goes, so Dennis and co are determined to have as much fun as possible and win using their finest, most outlandish menacing skills. Walter, however, is determined to win using a go-kart with so many gadgets included it looks suspiciously like he's cheating. Will Dennis and co outsmart Walter and his souped-up Waltron? Only the length of Mount Beano - and a horde of Beanotown challengers - stand in their way.


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