Perfect Prefect Dennis the Menace and Gnasher
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Ready, Gnasher? Let's go! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# Playing by the rules | 0:00:04 | 0:00:07 | |
# Is highly overrated | 0:00:07 | 0:00:11 | |
# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah! | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# They can't hold us back | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
# We'll make the most of every second | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah! | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
# After all is said and done, shout | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
# Fun for all and all for fun! | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
# Nothing's going to bring us down today | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. # | 0:00:32 | 0:00:37 | |
Oh! You know the rules, Dennis! | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
No pets allowed in school. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
Ah! Quick, Paul, hide! | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
It doesn't apply to potatoes, Pie-Face. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:07 | |
Classmates, I hope you'll all be voting for me | 0:01:07 | 0:01:11 | |
to be this year's class prefect. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
Pfft! We wouldn't vote for you if you were the only kid standing! | 0:01:13 | 0:01:17 | |
Ha-ha! And you are the only kid standing. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
No-one else wants that boring job. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
Boring? I think not. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
Helping teachers keep school rules is what I was born to do. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
You tell him, Walter! | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
BOTH: Vote for Walter! Vote for Walter! | 0:01:29 | 0:01:33 | |
GNASHER SNIFFS | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
-Oh! -Eh? | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
DENNIS SNIFFS | 0:01:37 | 0:01:38 | |
Sausage and mash Monday! Oh, but you're banned, Gnasher. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
Unless... | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
Genius wears a striped jumper. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
DENNIS WHISTLES A TUNE | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
One bite for me... | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
and one for you. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
Gnash! | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
You need a haircut, Dennis. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
School rules say hair should be no more than ten centimetres long. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:07 | |
Hazaar! Lucky me! | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
Gnash! Gnash-gnash! | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
SCREAMING | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
Stop that...! | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
Gnash-gnash! | 0:02:20 | 0:02:21 | |
Oh! | 0:02:21 | 0:02:22 | |
Three rules broken in 30 seconds, Dennis. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:26 | |
-That's a record, even for you. -Eh? | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
No hair over ten centimetres, | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
no pets in school, what's the third one? | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
No sausages flung into the teachers' mouths | 0:02:33 | 0:02:37 | |
between one and two on a Monday afternoon. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
How am I supposed to know that? | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
It's in the rulebook. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
Learn them all tonight or it's detention every day until you do. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:49 | |
Brilliant! I bet there's rules I haven't even dreamed of breaking! | 0:02:49 | 0:02:53 | |
A-ha! HE GULPS | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
Rule 409, no fart powder in the dinner hall. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:59 | |
Rule 410, no skydiving in assembly. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
You sound just like Walter! | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
Wow! Listen to this! | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
Rule 411, the class prefect gets to bring a pet to school! | 0:03:07 | 0:03:14 | |
It's a really old rule made | 0:03:14 | 0:03:15 | |
so Lord Beanoworth's son could bring his tiger to class. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:19 | |
TIGER SNARLS | 0:03:19 | 0:03:20 | |
Who hasn't done their homework? | 0:03:20 | 0:03:24 | |
THEY WHIMPER | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
Hold on a sec! If you were prefect, you could bring your pet to school. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:31 | |
Gnash-gnash! Gnasher! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
Yeah, but then I'd have to be the teacher's pet. Eurgh! | 0:03:33 | 0:03:37 | |
Anyway, I've got a much better idea. Time for plan D & G. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:41 | |
Voting is today, so if nobody else wants to be class prefect... | 0:03:41 | 0:03:47 | |
Prepare to grovel, my subjects! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
I...I mean, I graciously accept. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
Hang on, there's someone else who wants to stand for class prefect. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:57 | |
You?! I'd rather eat a cactus! | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
Dennis can't stand as class prefect. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
The rules say prefects can't have had more than five detentions. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
He's had 500. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
Which is why our candidate is... | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
Paul! | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
A potato?! | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
No, no, no, no, Dennis. That is a pet. No pets in school! | 0:04:15 | 0:04:20 | |
But you said yesterday that rule didn't apply to Paul. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
Then it's time to change the rules! | 0:04:23 | 0:04:27 | |
But, Headmaster, the rule is nonsense. He's a potato. A spud! | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
A chip! | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
-Aaah! -There's nothing in the school rulebook | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
that says potatoes can't stand for class prefect. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
Enough, all of you! | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
Clearly, we need to change the rules to disallow vegetables. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:45 | |
Thank you, Headmaster. A triumph of common sense! | 0:04:45 | 0:04:49 | |
But the rules say school rules can only be changed by a majority vote | 0:04:49 | 0:04:54 | |
at a school meeting on the third Tuesday after a full moon | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
provided there's a J in the month. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
What a stupid system! Can we change it? | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
Well, yes, but only by a majority vote on the third Tuesday... | 0:05:02 | 0:05:07 | |
So what you're saying is there's nothing to stop Paul | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
standing for class prefect. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:10 | |
Oh! It seems not. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
Don't worry, Miss, I'm fairly confident | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
I can beat a root vegetable! | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
Very well. May the best man... | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
-Or potato! -..or potato, win. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:25 | |
-Hm! -Grr! | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
Vote Walter! | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
I'm efficient, respectable | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
and a stickler for rules. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:36 | |
What more could you want? | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
How about a bit of fun? | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
Let's put an end to Walter's waffle by voting for Paul! | 0:05:41 | 0:05:46 | |
CHEERING | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
No bikes in school! | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
And any candidate who breaks school rules is immediately disqualified. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:56 | |
Huh! The potato's out! I win! | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
Hah! But Paul didn't break any rules. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:03 | |
-He's over there. -Hello. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
Detention, both of you! | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
-Oh! Oh! -Don't worry, Gnasher. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
Detention's a small price to pay. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
When Paul wins, he's bringing a pet to school | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
and that's going to be you! | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
Gnash! Gnasher! | 0:06:18 | 0:06:19 | |
A-ha! You're trying to ruin my campaign | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
so you can bring your stupid dog to school! | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
Not at all, Walter. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:26 | |
It's just that Paul's clearly the better candidate. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
Huh! Nonsense! What on earth is a potato good for? | 0:06:29 | 0:06:34 | |
A-hem! | 0:06:35 | 0:06:36 | |
Boys and girls of Beanotown School. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:40 | |
I'm asked to name one thing a potato is good for. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:45 | |
And I give you chips for your fish. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
Mash for your sausages. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
Jackets for your cheese and beans! | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
This is ridiculous! | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
I'm clearly a better candidate! | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
For one thing, I'm smarter than a potato! | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
Oh, really? | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
What's 6x5, x4, x3, x2, x1, x0? | 0:07:03 | 0:07:07 | |
Er... Oh... Ah, carry the one... | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
Rubbish! But Paul got it right. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
What?! Paul said nothing! | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
And nothing is the correct answer! Ha-ha! | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
Paul's a better athlete than you, too. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
Oh, what nonsense! | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
I bet you he can reach the end of the playground before you can. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:32 | |
You're on! On three! Three! | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
HE PANTS | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
I'd...like to see a potato get there before me! | 0:07:37 | 0:07:42 | |
Potato three, Walter nil! | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
I've had enough of this! | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
I'm turning you into mash! | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
ALL GASP | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
Paul! | 0:07:53 | 0:07:54 | |
CHEERING | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
This is totally, utterly ludicrous! | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
It's a potato! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
A potato! | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
Do you want all the other classes to laugh at us? | 0:08:03 | 0:08:07 | |
Thankfully, sanity prevails! | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
That prefect badge is mine! | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
Psst! Looks like we'll have to rely on our top-secret plan after all. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:21 | |
Huh? | 0:08:21 | 0:08:22 | |
He's coming! Work fast! | 0:08:26 | 0:08:30 | |
Caught you! I know you're up to something! Let me see. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:35 | |
See what? You mean these plans? | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
I wouldn't do that if I were you, Walter. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
You'd need the agility of a cat to get up there. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
And you've got the agility of an elephant. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
Hm! The agility of a cat, eh? | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:08:52 | 0:08:53 | |
Hm-hm! | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
Ha-ha! I knew he'd fall for it! | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
Go on, Claudius, grab those plans! | 0:09:03 | 0:09:07 | |
Meow! Meow! | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
Meow! Meow! | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
Meow! Meow! Meow! | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
-Meow! -Oh! -Meow! | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
-Oh! -Meow! | 0:09:20 | 0:09:21 | |
-Walter! -Ah! | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
I'm shocked! These are plans for cheating to win the election! | 0:09:25 | 0:09:31 | |
Oh, Walter! | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
Ooo! These are not mine! | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
But I caught you red-handed! Literally! | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
And, Miss, isn't bringing your pet into school against the rules? | 0:09:38 | 0:09:43 | |
And aren't rule-breakers disqualified, Miss? | 0:09:43 | 0:09:47 | |
Hm. Walter, maybe you're not a perfect prefect after all. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:52 | |
What?! N-o-o-o-o-o! | 0:09:52 | 0:09:56 | |
Oh, dear. Looks like there's only one candidate left, Miss. | 0:09:56 | 0:10:00 | |
Oh! | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
And so, we have a clear winner. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:07 | |
Your new class prefect is Paul, the potato. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:13 | |
Ohhh! | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
Yeah! Give it up for Prefect Paul! Woohoo! | 0:10:16 | 0:10:20 | |
CHEERING | 0:10:20 | 0:10:21 | |
You know this is only until they get the rules changed? | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
Yeah, but it'll be fun while it lasts. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
Speaking of which, everyone say hello to the class prefect's pet. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:34 | |
Gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash! | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
Off, you horrible hound! | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
Gnash! | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! Don't be a bad loser, Walter. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:45 | |
You didn't stand a chance against Team Menace! Ha-ha-ha! | 0:10:45 | 0:10:50 |
