The Colonel has a shiny new tank called Monty, but when Gnasher accidentally 'borrows' it, he causes chaos on the streets of Beanotown.
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Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!
# Playing by the rules
# Is highly overrated
-Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!
# They can't hold us back
# We'll make the most of every second
-Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!
# After all is said and done
# Shout one for all and all for fun!
# Nothing's gonna bring us down today
# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #
Oh, Gran wants to know if you are taking her pet pig to school.
Of course I am.
-Ah, I see you've got yourself a new tank, Colonel.
I call him Monty. Very hush-hush.
-Right, erm, can I get a lift to school?
-Are you a brigadier general?
-Got any medals for tank-driving?
-How old are you?
-Well, in that case...
And this medal was for the most creative breakfast rations.
Boot leather and fried eggs, lovely.
It was a raging success.
Bravo, Colonel. Inspirational.
I doubt your show-and-tell guest will be as invigorating as mine.
Walter, prepare to be invigorated.
Harley's here to show us...
how to make lessons really fun.
I've got him, nobody panic!
All right! That is the best show...
And smell ever!
Get this pig out of here now!
I think he likes you, miss.
Dennis! Detention all afternoon!
Shocking lack of discipline amongst the infantry, Mrs Creecher.
I think Dennis might benefit from a bit of army discipline, Colonel.
Would you take his detention this afternoon?
Emergency mission accepted, Mrs C.
Boot-camp drills for Dennis.
-Today at 1500 hours. Ten hut!
-Yikes! I'd rather eat boot leather!
No, Curly, this could be the best detention ever.
-Will I get to ride in the new tank, Colonel?
-That stopped the trumpet torture.
-For excellence in bugling.
Attention new recruits!
This is boot camp, note the list of banned items.
Men, here is today's top-secret hush-hush itinerary.
Erm, any of these involve riding in the tank?
First order of the day - platoon drilling.
Company, fall in!
I thought a drill was a march.
What a ridiculous idea!
This platoon drills for turnips.
Ah, turnip! Pull!
-Superb tactical engineering, Private Gnasher!
Deserves a medal.
Oh, am I glad to see you! Well, almost see you.
Fraternising with the foliage is forbidden!
Now, Corporal Tinkle will be training you in elf-defence
whilst I scout for supplies.
What's he up to now?
I heard him tell the gnome - he's out of milk.
Talking to a garden gnome?
That's just weird...
isn't it, Paul?
-Left, right, left, right, ha!
Time to get a closer look at that tank.
-'Claudius! Bath time!'
OK, where's my cat?
Is that my...?
Get out of the way!
Sergeant, there is a tank in my lake.
SERGEANT MUMBLES ON PHONE
Yes, Dennis is here.
Dennis the Menace, you have played one too many pranks.
Parky Bowles and I have had it up to here.
This wasn't technically a prank, was it, Curly?
Uh-uh, more of an unplanned bonus surprise.
Park regulations state no tanks allowed in the lake.
This tank is now property of Beanotown Park.
But it's the Colonel's!
So why was Gnasher driving a tank, eh, Dennis?
We know all your little tricks.
Parky Bowles and I are putting our respective foot -
I mean - feet down.
-No more Mr Nice Guys.
-Uh-uh, no more.
Unauthorised tank in lake
to be immediately confiscated by order of...
-But what will I tell the Colonel?
-Latest enemy intel?
Monty will be taken from crime scene - the park -
at 0800 hours, to be held at disposal location - the junkyard.
The aforementioned vehicle is to be reduced - melted down -
into non-combative components.
By order of Sergeant Slipper and Parky Bowles, the enemy.
Hmmmm... Oh, well. Accidents happen.
Oh, phew! He took that well.
Oh. Menaces, we have to undo a terrible injustice
and help the Colonel in his hour of need.
Plus, if we free the tank, he'll have to let us ride in it.
Exactly, Curly, well put.
Menaces, it's time to unleash Operation Tank You Very Much.
-Mushy peas and cold custard supplies packed and stacked.
-Polished, primed and ready to pie, sir.
-Secret weapon on stand-by?
Operation Tank You Very Much needs you, Colonel.
Me? Its success depends on a first-class tank commander, sir.
-It... It does?
-And if we succeed...
-we all get to ride in the tank?
Agreed! OK, Menaces, let's go and get us a tank.
This time we won't be menaced.
This time, we stand united against pranking, mischief and mayhem.
Gnomes ready to charge.
Erm, let's keep them in a support role, Colonel.
What do you say we start with the artillery?
Oh, very well.
The enemy is splattered. Charge!
Time to unleash our secret weapon.
Argh! Argh! Get away from me!
Press the red button, Dennis!
-HE CLEARS THROAT
-"Please don't fire any more cold peas or cold custard.
"Thank you very much, Parky Bowles."
Oh, erm, "Tank to be released immediately,
"by order of Sergeant Slipper."
Colonel, it's time to take Monty back to base.
Dennis, this medal is for completing boot camp with flying colours.
-That can only mean one thing, Colonel.
Who wants to go for a ride?
What's this green button for?
Press it and find out.
Dennis and his faithful hound Gnasher are out to make every day as much fun as possible, but their adventures often lead them into trouble.
The Colonel has a shiny new tank called Monty, and Dennis is determined to have a ride in it! After pranking show-and-tell with a little help from Harley the pig, Dennis ends up in boot camp... with the Colonel as drill sergeant. Result! But when Gnasher accidentally 'borrows' Monty the tank, he causes chaos on the streets of Beanotown - and promptly has the tank confiscated by Sergeant Slipper and Parky Bowls. The menaces make it their mission to recover the tank at all costs... will there be medals all round, or will it be the scrapyard for poor Monty?