The Ultimate Prank Dennis the Menace and Gnasher

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Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!

# Playing by the rules

# Is highly overrated

# Unstoppable, unstoppable

# They can't hold us back

# We'll make the most of every second

# Unstoppable, unstoppable

# After all is said and done

# Shout fun for all and all for fun

# Nothing's going to bring us down today

# Open up your eyes

# The world outside is waiting. #

Coming!

-Wonder why people scream when they see us, Gnasher?

-Gnash-gnash-gnash.

Same reason they write these complaints. Your pranks.

Today, Dennis, Mum and I expect, insist, demand...

Hope? ..you do nothing for the rest of the day.

If there are any more of your usual pranks,

you'll have to do every one of these jobs around the house.

-Urgh... Got it! None of my usual pranks. All day.

-Gnash...

Hm-hm-hm, about time you were restrained.

No problem, cos I'm not going to do any of my usual pranks.

-Good. Peace and quiet at last.

-I'm going to do the ultimate prank!

What?! Ow, get off.

-He's doing what?

-The ultimate prank?

-This is a disaster!

Emergency meeting at the Colonel's house - now!

-It's me.

-Who's me?

-How should I know who you are? It's Sergeant Slipper.

Open up in the name of the law.

-Er-er-er, you have to do the secret knock.

-Oh.

-Wrong.

-Oh.

Nope, that's not it. Are you some sort of impostor?

But you didn't tell me the secret knock.

Huh, wouldn't be a secret if I told you.

-Huh, we'll be here for ever, waiting for them.

-Gnash.

-Gnash.

-Good thinking, Gnasher, let's do it.

Not even close.

Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow...

Spot on, Sergeant, I knew you'd get it in the end.

Finally!

Ha! Nifty knocking, Gnasher. And now we wait.

-Gnasher-yawn...

-Quick game to pass the time?

-Gnash!

-Hey-ya...

-Gnash...

-Ya...

-Gnash...

-Ya!

Concerned citizens.

We are facing the most terrifying problem ever to face

-Beanotown in the face.

-Huh?!

Dennis is planning the ultimate prank!

THEY GASP

Indeed, but what will it be? We have to know.

Maybe he's going to put hair dye in the shampoo?

# La la la la la la la la... #

Argh! Already done it.

Oh, maybe he's going to mix itching powder with the laundry.

Ah, seem to be itching. Ah-ah-ah, help, somebody! Please! Ah...

Ha-ha-ha!

-No, he's done that one too.

-Then what, what?!

For the love of Queen and country, the ultimate prank.

It's sure to be something absolutely, horrifyingly terrible!

Gentlemen and lady, the fate of Beanotown

and possibly the world rests in our hands.

We must keep him under surveil... er, survaily, ser...

We must keep a close eye on him.

And I have just the chap for this kind of operation.

Corporal Tinkle, attention!

-Young Corporal Tinkle here just volunteered.

-Oh!

-Well done, Tinkle.

This could mean a promotion.

About time too.

Now, let's see what enemy activity Tinkle has to report.

I hope you're listening closely, Gnasher, this is the ultimate prank.

-Mrs Miggins' vegetable garden first.

-What, what did he say?

That's Mrs Miggins' prize-winning vegetable garden.

-Number 42, opposite the bus stop.

-Oh, thank you.

Then, off to see Parky Bowles down in the park.

After that, we'll visit those new exotic fish at the pond.

Then, fly by Gran's house five minutes later,

and finally, we'll end up

at the corner of Biffo Street and Snooty Avenue.

Gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash.

He's covering half of Beanotown!

This is going to be the biggest prank ever.

-The horror!

-We must stop Dennis!

Mrs Creecher, you take Mrs Miggins' garden.

Sergeant, you keep an eye on Parky Bowles.

Colonel, go to Dennis's gran's house.

Claudius and I will guard the fish pond.

We'll meet at the final rendezvous later.

Very well. Commencing Operation Secret Spy.

No, no, no, no, no. Too obvious. What about Operation Follow Dennis?

No, I know - Operation Foil The Fiend.

THEY ARGUE

-He's getting away!

-Operation He's Getting Away? No, no, that's no good.

Oh, for goodness' sake!

How about Operation Will Everyone Please Stop Talking

And Catch Dennis?

-Yes, that'll do.

-Yeah, works for me.

-Catchy.

-Now, split up.

Mrs Miggins' prize-winning carrots are famous.

Her potatoes are priceless, and her turnips are terrific.

I must save the vegetables. Dennis, stop!

Ooh, argh!

Wow, whoa, waaa...

Ow!

Mrs Creecher, what have you done to Mrs Miggins' prize-winning garden?

Oh, no!

Hey, no mischief, you two, I'm preening.

Gnash-gnash. Gnash-gnash-gnash.

He wouldn't?

Who am I kidding, it's Gnasher. Of course he would. Argh!

Move, official police tree! Sorry!

Sergeant Slipper, what are you doing?!

Undercover operations.

-Huh, special...branch.

-Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Ahem, Claudius. You after those new, ever-so-expensive exotic fish?

-Oh, Parky Bowles will go mad if you've scoffed one.

-Grrrrrrr.

Kchhhh-meow!

Wow, you're much braver than me.

I wouldn't go anywhere near those piranha fish.

Piranha fish? Owwww!

Luckily, they're rare toothless piranha.

They don't bite, but whoa, they have a mean sucking action.

-Ow-meow!

-Ow, ow, ow, ow.

Oi, you! My rare exotic toothless piranha fish!

-Come here, you two!

-Meow, meow...

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Hmm, enemy approaching. Take cover!

Eurgh!

PIG SNORTS

Ah, nice pig, good pig!

PIG SNORTS

Argh! Eurgh! No...

-Where's Dennis now?

-Gnash, gnash.

-Oh, what are you two doing over there?

-Us two, over here?

Well, what we're not doing is standing in wet cement.

Argh...

Today cannot get any worse.

Oi, what you lot done to my cement? I'll 'av you, come here!

Get back 'ere!

-Aw...

-Oh!

-Dennis, what have you done?

-I haven't done anything, Dad.

But look at them!

Ha-ha! That wasn't me.

Mrs Creecher ruined Mrs Miggins' garden.

Sergeant Slipper damaged Parky Bowles' hedge.

You frightened the piranhas, Walter,

and you jumped into Harvey's pen, Colonel.

The ultimate prank was everyone else thinking I would do something.

I didn't have to do anything.

-What?!

-By Jove, the boy's a master strategist. Oh!

Let me get this right, Dennis.

-You pranked everyone by not pranking them?

-Yep.

Well, in that case, you are now banned from doing nothing.

Never do nothing ever again!

-Yes!

-Gnash-gnash.

Come on, everybody, let's go home.

Genius wears a striped jumper. Ha-ha!

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