I'll Teach You Dennis the Menace and Gnasher
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Ready, Gnasher? Let's go! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# Playing by the rules | 0:00:04 | 0:00:07 | |
# Is highly overrated | 0:00:07 | 0:00:10 | |
# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah! | 0:00:10 | 0:00:14 | |
# They can't hold us back | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
# We'll make the most of every second | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah! | 0:00:20 | 0:00:24 | |
# After all is said and done, shout | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
# Fun for all and all for fun! | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
# Nothing's going to bring us down today | 0:00:28 | 0:00:33 | |
# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. # | 0:00:33 | 0:00:37 | |
Come on, class, put some spring in your step! | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
Did someone say spring? | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
Oh! | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
-Whoa! -Yikes! | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
I'm going up in the world. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
It's OK. It's just PE. You can handle this. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:18 | |
Man down! Substitute! | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
Argh! | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
THEY YELL | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
It's fine. Everything's fine. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:35 | |
Strike! | 0:01:35 | 0:01:39 | |
That...is...it! | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
I've had ENOUGH! | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
-What's going on? -I'm going on! | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
On holiday right now! Class dismissed! | 0:01:48 | 0:01:53 | |
School as normal tomorrow, all of you. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
Oof! That's if I can find someone prepared to take you all. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
Just the essentials. Emergency marking pen, lucky board rubber. Ah! | 0:01:59 | 0:02:05 | |
"The Beano Town Rest Home for Overstressed Teachers. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
"The perfect place to get back | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
"to your rule-making, homework-setting best. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
"No children allowed." | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
Sounds perfect! | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
Oh! | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
We need someone to look after the class and cope with Dennis. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:31 | |
-You just need to know his little tricks. -Exactly! | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
Which gave me an idea. Listen. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
No pets! You know the rules! | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
Bet our new teacher won't. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
Settle down and say hello to your new teacher. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:49 | |
What? | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
Hello, everyone, I'm Mrs... | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
Oh, just call me Mum, like Dennis does. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
Unless he's had a nightmare, and then it's Mummykins. Aw! | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
That was when I was three! | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
Ha-ha-ha! Priceless! | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
Oh, this is bad, Dennis. What are you going to do? | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
Well, a teacher's a teacher. She might be my mum, | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
but she'll still have to deal with the new teacher welcome pack. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:13 | |
Oh! Look out, Miss...I mean, Mum! There's a... | 0:03:15 | 0:03:19 | |
Don't worry, Walter, I've dealt with Dennis all me life. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
Curly, you're up. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
-Flowers, Miss Mum? -Oh! | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
See, I know all their tricks. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
Oh! Pie-Face, get me some pencils, please. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
Okey-doke, Miss Mum. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
N-o-o-o-o-o! | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
Oh! Who put that there? | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
Oh. Oh, yeah, I did. Oh! Itchy! | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
At least let Gnasher stay. He can't be home alone. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
Oh, what a good idea. We need a class pet. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:55 | |
THEY COO | 0:03:55 | 0:03:56 | |
Right, gang, this means war! | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
Right, safety goggles on, everyone. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:04:04 | 0:04:05 | |
Now, knowing Dennis, he's probably put ink on my goggle rims, | 0:04:05 | 0:04:09 | |
which is why I've swapped his for mine. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
Oh! Where's Creecher when you need her? | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
Ah! | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
This is the life! | 0:04:19 | 0:04:20 | |
Ah! Good to see you settling in. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
I'm Mr Cheddar, former headmaster and now rest home manager. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:31 | |
Oh, it feels just like being at school. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
The perfect school. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
One without any children. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
"One times two is two, two times two is four. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
"Three times two is six, four times two is eight." | 0:04:44 | 0:04:49 | |
Ah! | 0:04:49 | 0:04:50 | |
All right, class, go and find some creepy-crawlies. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:54 | |
If she wants creepy-crawlies, let's see how she likes this! | 0:04:54 | 0:04:59 | |
SCREECHING | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
Oh! | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
Ah! | 0:05:08 | 0:05:09 | |
Nice try, but you'll never get one over on Mum. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
She's not human! | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
She's like an anti-prank machine! | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
-Yes! Yes! -I know! | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
And write, two, three, four, wipe, two, three, four. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:24 | |
Oh! It's nice not having to worry | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
about turning my back on Dennis. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
Argh! Dennis! Where?! | 0:05:30 | 0:05:31 | |
No! Where? Oh! | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
Fingers on lips! | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
We don't say the D word here. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
Half my guests are here because of... | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
THEY GASP | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
..him! | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
It's OK, everyone, another hour of whiteboard yoga | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
should calm us all down. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
Another hour? | 0:05:51 | 0:05:52 | |
You're right. Let's make it two! | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
And write, two, three, four. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:59 | |
Goodbye, Miss Mum. Can I say, it's been a pleasure. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
A real education. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
And you smell so nice, too. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
I can't take another day of this! | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
Can you take another day of this? | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
In fact, have you ever thought about doing this full time? | 0:06:12 | 0:06:16 | |
THEY YELL | 0:06:16 | 0:06:17 | |
-We'll never menace again! -We have to get Creecher back! | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
Where from? We don't know where she is! | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
Gnasher, find her scent! | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
A home for overstressed teachers. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
It says no children allowed. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
Not a problem, Curly. Time for plan D and G. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
We look ridiculous! | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
Exactly. Just like real teachers. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
Where's Gnasher? | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
He's my teacher's pet, of course. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
WHISTLE | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
So, we just stand here for 90 minutes? | 0:06:53 | 0:06:57 | |
Of course not! That would be silly! | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
-At half-time, we change ends. -Oh! | 0:07:00 | 0:07:04 | |
New arrivals. I should go and greet them. Carry on without me. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:12 | |
Carry on what? What's the point without any children? | 0:07:12 | 0:07:17 | |
Hang on. There's something very familiar about those teachers. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:23 | |
Is this the rest home for overstressed teachers? | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
Atchoo! | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
He's so stressed, he sneezed his moustache off. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:35 | |
Oh, happens all the time. Come on in. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
Take a seat in the staffroom. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
Oh! This is a funny-looking staffroom. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
Looks more like a confiscation cupboard. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
That's because it is a confiscation cupboard and you've been confiscated! | 0:07:50 | 0:07:55 | |
Dopey disguises don't fool me. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
I've seen every trick in the book, twice! | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
Now, sit nice and quietly while I call your parents. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
THEY GROAN | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
Oh, we'll never get Creecher back! | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
My mum's going to teach us for ever! | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
There we are. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
Oh, you're looking grumpy, Denny-Wenny. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
Do you need Mummykins to burp you? | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:08:19 | 0:08:20 | |
No! | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
A-ha! I knew it! | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
Just what we need(!) How many lines do we get for this, then, Miss? | 0:08:26 | 0:08:30 | |
None! I'm breaking you out and I'm breaking out with you. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
-Eh? -A school without kids isn't perfect, it's boring! | 0:08:33 | 0:08:38 | |
At least you lot keep me on me toes. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
-Cool! -Not so fast! | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
No-one's ever walked out on me. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
You need another three months' detention! | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
I mean, rest. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
We'll see about that! | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
Eh? Miss? | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
Desperate times call for desperate measures. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:02 | |
Boys, let's take 'em down. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
Calm down! I can handle Dennis! | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
Stop it! All of you! | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
Fingers on lips! | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
I'm in charge here! I'm not afraid of you! | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
There's only one boy ever got the better of me, and he... | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
Hello, Mr Cheddar. I'm here to pick up Dennis. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
..is right here. Argh! | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
Great to see you, sir. It's been years. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
Wow! That's my patented two-man pie pump. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:54 | |
The one you confiscated 20 years ago. I wonder if it still works. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:58 | |
It does still work. Fingers on...! | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
Oops! May have got a bit carried away. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
Just go! | 0:10:08 | 0:10:09 | |
All of you, dismissed! | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
You heard him. Gangway! | 0:10:13 | 0:10:17 | |
Shame to leave this. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
Now Creecher's back, Mum's off our case. Result! | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
So let's give Creecher a proper welcome back. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
With your dad's two-man pie pump! | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
Correction! With my three-man-and-one-dog pie pump. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:35 | |
Genius wears a striped jumper. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
-Go! -Nice try, | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
but I'm confiscating that contraption for another 20 years. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:45 | |
Oh! It's good to be back. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
It's good to have you back, Miss! | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 |